← Home ← Back to /b/

Thread 942206812

6 posts 6 images /b/
Anonymous No.942206812 [Report] >>942207802 >>942209636
The Boomer doctor who was supposed to do my physical exam was on vacation, so a nurse practitioner in her early-30's fondled my balls instead. It was kind of fun, but not as much as I was hoping. Though I suspect the Boomer is more competent at actual medicine.
Anonymous No.942207802 [Report] >>942209146
>>942206812 (OP)
Anonymous No.942209146 [Report]
>>942207802
A hernia check is not a prostate exam. It's not much of a humiliation ritual.
Anonymous No.942209205 [Report]
wtf I love asmr now
Anonymous No.942209636 [Report] >>942210621
>>942206812 (OP)
I had a urology appointment with a new doctor's office and when the doctor came in, she was a 8.5/10 blonde qt with a 9/10 blonde resident.
She talked to me about my concern (wife not getting pregnant) and then she and her resident had me drop my pants and they both were on these short stools and were checking out my balls and cock while wearing those latex gloves.
Not making any of this up. It was surreal. I felt like I was either in a joke or a porno, but they were very professional and finished their exam.
It would have made an excellent porno if they had both decided to jump on me, but sadly, no.
And, contrary to popular belief, I actually was fighting shrinkage when this was happening - older dudes don't pop wood on a moments notice like young dudes can.
Anonymous No.942210621 [Report]
>>942209636
I found it funny that the nurse practitioner asked me if I wanted a 'chaperone' during the genital exam. It's a small office, so the chaperone would have been the young woman at the reception desk. I thought about it, but declined.