>>942206812 (OP)
I had a urology appointment with a new doctor's office and when the doctor came in, she was a 8.5/10 blonde qt with a 9/10 blonde resident.
She talked to me about my concern (wife not getting pregnant) and then she and her resident had me drop my pants and they both were on these short stools and were checking out my balls and cock while wearing those latex gloves.
Not making any of this up. It was surreal. I felt like I was either in a joke or a porno, but they were very professional and finished their exam.
It would have made an excellent porno if they had both decided to jump on me, but sadly, no.
And, contrary to popular belief, I actually was fighting shrinkage when this was happening - older dudes don't pop wood on a moments notice like young dudes can.