Thread 942208229

What hobby made you realize you had autism?

Plowing your mum

>>942208229 (OP)
Does that pick up number stations? Those are freaking cool. Like wtf spys?

>>942208323
What's a mum?

>>942208323
Do you like her slimy insides? There kinda prime. Juicy motherload.

>>942208229 (OP)
>waow! liking something makes me so quirky and unique!
>i must have the tism!
>yeah!
>now i get to be special too ebin doe i'm basically calling myself retarded to "earn" that honor!
cope.
you like things, but that doesn't make you sick or autistic

>>942208359
Your date this weekend apparently. Juicy innards. Full female slime goldmine.

>>942208348
Its a synthesizer

>>942208481
So you listened to Radio Moscow on it probably or that Russian woodpecker I presume.

>>942208229 (OP)
Link to your soundcloud or bandcamp?

>>942208323
A hobby

>>942208229 (OP)

You don't have autism at all

Just because you don't have any talent, and you couldn't figure out how to sequence music, that doesn't mean you're autistic.

It's simply means YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING TALENT

.......
I mean, duhhh......

I could easily teach you how to operate the equipment, but that doesn't mean you'd suddenly have musical talent

>>942208229 (OP)

FACT: Your generation uses autism as a prefabricated convenient handy excuse, pulling it out of storage every time you need an excuse not to even try

>>942208439
Umm please relax, there are many other things that lead to my diagnosis

>>942208625
Oh no this is a hardware synthesizer, we don't make music with it

>>942208699
Umm I am an underground techno legend in my subgenre

>>942208800
I'm literally diagnosed you freak

>>942208229 (OP)
Geography

Now, this is debatable because I know more retards who refuse to go beyond the D&D, but once I started expanding my Tabletop RPG horizons beyond just D&D, I started getting a little autistic about it, creating theories about what makes something a true "Roleplaying Game," and becoming obsessed with writing TTRPG campaigns in different systems. I know that this isn't autism, but I wanted to share anyways out of love of the medium.

>>942209124
>bumping a logfag thread

Now you've autism

>>942208886

>underground techno legend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

they misdiagnose autism all the time, dumbass

It's one of the most over diagnosed bullshit diagnoses ever

they're literally diagnosing everybody and their brother with autism these days

YOU DON'T HAVE AUTISM YOU STUPID FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

You're fully capable of communicating with people. fully capable of connecting with people.
YOU JUST AN EXCUSE MAKER
AND YOU FOUND THAT TO BE A CONVENIENT EXCUSE

(you don't even know how to quantize a pattern, Mr techno legend)

>>942208886

>I'm an underground techno legend

THE MOST EMBARRASSING COMMENT SO FAR THIS WEEK

............. Post one of your LEGENDARY TECHNO SONGS

hahahahaha

hurry up, legend

ACEN : an actual techno legend

I highly doubt you even know who Acen is

>>942208625

It's a waveform modulator used for MIDI purposes.

It's also a piece of shit

It's obsolete and you can get much better results from a VST these days
It's a piece of antique garbage they sell in leftover music bins In the back of mom and pop guitar shops

It also has a rather primal sequencer functionality, once again you can do much better using an Android phone these days

>>942208886

(I noticed you still haven't told me how to quantize a pattern)

.......... I'm waiting Mr techno legend

LET'S HEAR ONE OF YOUR LEGENDARY TECHNO MASTERPIECES

since you obviously don't know how to quantize or truncate, you definitely don't know what an augmented cord is, or the effect that it has on the listener...

which means you definitely don't know music theory

But let's hear one of your legendary techno stompers because I'm ready

HURRY UP

....... see?

This isn't autism

THIS IS JUST LAZINESS....
YOU'RE JUST LAZY

>>942208886

since it's taking you so long........

I sequenced this entire thing from scratch (instead of remixing the original track, I actually recreated the original song from the ground up, including the strings and everything... And then I sequenced my own signatures into the remix)

I created this entire thing in just a few hours using nothing more than MY ANDROID PHONE

and a cheap, TEN DOLLAR ANDROID SEQUENCER called CAUSTIC 3

https://youtu.be/GNlk70N75PM?si=eO5K5ld5VbUQ1f7I

disproofs you don't have to have fancy equipment

CAUSTIC 3 was literally a piece of crap... It only cost $10 to unlock the sequencer

AND IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW HOURS TO COMPLETE THIS ENTIRE PROJECT

you?..... You're famous for never completing things

You're notorious for starting projects, then losing interest, And never completing them

That's not autism...

THAT'S JUST LAZINESS

>>942209278
I didn't read all of that

>>942209355
I'm proud and I made some good money

>>942209642
>>942209758
>>942209909
I think I poked a schizophrenic by accident

>>942208229 (OP)
wearing diapers

>>942209991

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA, YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED PIECE OF SHIT

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, MR DIPSHIT GAMING CHAIR PSYCHOLOGIST

..... I'm going to give you 120 seconds to define schizophrenia

And at the end of that 120 seconds
I'M GOING TO MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING FOOL OUT OF YOUR LAZY UNTALENTED ASS

You're 120 seconds begin NOW!!!

>>942210172
Something is wrong with you

>>942209991

You don't know how to truncate or quantize a pattern

You don't know what an augmented cord is, or what effect it has on the listener

You didn't realize you own a sequencer, not just a synthesizer

AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

is there anything you DO know?

You stupid halfwit UNDERGROUND TECHNO LEGEND

You've got 60 seconds to define schizophrenia before I make a complete fucking fool out of your ass

>>942210191

YOU'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GIVE ME THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

stop wasting my time
DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, DUMBASS

>>942210191

OKAY YOUR TIME IS UP

AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DEFINED SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR US

This is the part where I demonstrate what a stupid fucking idiot you are

Are you prepared? ARE YOU READY MR UNDERGROUND TECHNO LEGEND?

>>942210267
you are schizophrenic

>>942210191

SCHIZOPHRENIA = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY

(But that doesn't stop you from pretending to be knowledgeable by tossing around 'Big words' like "schizophrenia")

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>942210345
What's your deal

>>942210337

AGAIN: YOU TALENTLESS LAZY UNEDUCATED MASTURBATING ASS CLOWN LOSER WITH THE LADIES -

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

But you pretended that you knew psychology

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(And you still can't post even ONE of your shitty worthless songs)

You don't know what quantizing is
You don't know what truncating is
You didn't realize it's a sequencer
You don't know what an augmented chord is

You don't understand music

You don't even know music theory

YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>942210380
>what's my deal

obviously, my deal is KNOWLEDGE

The complete opposite of your deal

My deal is ACTUAL EXPERIENCE

something you rarely achieve, because you're so busy procrastinating and never completing any of your stupid projects

>>942210380

One more time, so this way you won't have to put your foot into your mouth next time:

SCHIZOPHRENIA = The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity


That's the actual definition of schizophrenia

You've never studied psychology for 10 minutes

You've never studied psychology for 10 seconds

But you use terms like schizophrenia, thinking it makes you sound intelligent

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE SOMEBODY WAS GOING TO PROVE YOU DON'T KNOW JACK FUCKING SHIT ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY

And you don't have autism

sorry, that's just a bullshit excuse

>>942210444
?

>>942208229 (OP)
> thump thump bang bang sissss

>>942208229 (OP)
going to /b/. especially in the modern day when it is dead and taken over by bots.

>>942210530
Based

>>942210380

feel free to point out
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I BELIEVE THERE'S AN UNSEEN INVISIBLE EXTERNAL FORCE CONTROLLING MY LIFE....


hahahahahahahahaha.........


by the way, I can teach you EXACTLY how to recognize somebody with schizophrenia, simply by reading their written words


I can also teach you how to diagnose schizophrenia SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT SOMEBODY... they don't even need to say a word...

I CAN ALSO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE YOUR SEQUENCER

because from what I've seen so far, "real knowledge and talent" aren't your specialty

So far....
PRETENDING seems to be your specialty

pretending to have studied psychology
pretending to understand music
pretending to be able to use the equipment your parents wasted money on

>>942210530

The 808 is one of the most overrated pieces of shit

If you were talking about a 303, it would be quite a different story

But the 808 is highly, highly overrated

It's no better than a cheap BOSS Dr Rhythm

I'M STILL WAITING TO HEAR ONE OF YOUR UNDERGROUND TECHNO LEGEND SONGS

............ apparently, you don't have any

...... aaaaaaaand I'm still waiting

strange, because I thought you were an underground techno legend

But you don't have any of your music for us to listen to?

>>942210380

I made such a fool out of you in front of your imaginary friends

You were pretending to be knowledgeable about psychology

BUT I PROVED YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY, WHATSOEVER

I proved you are a PRETENDER

YOU PRETEND TO BE SMART
YOU PRETEND TO BE TALENTED

You're neither

You're just a pretender

>>942210560

...... But you're still here

You lonely excuse making masturbating coward, so terrified of rejection by women, that you never even try, and you spend your life sitting in front of that computer playing with your little dick

>>942208886

>techno

That term became cliche 25 years ago

IT'S EITHER RAVE MUSIC OR IT'S NOT

>>942208229 (OP)

I can't believe anybody would waste money on that stupid outboard equipment, when you can make so much better content using a goddamn Android phone or any goddamn VST on your computer

https://files.catbox.moe/xuv0ko.mp3
faggots

>>942210191
it's one bot that pretends to be an unhinged human that spams an UNGODLY amount on /b/.

/b/ is just bots posting porn and then this particular bot

how the fuck do mods let bots spam porn on /b/ and this guy spam every OTHER non-porn thread here?
i know you guys are faggot jannies and bigger-faggot mods that do it for free but holy shit just clean this place up. this reminds me of san francisco with the literal shit on the fucking sidewalk.

>>942212135
It's a bot? Holy shit

>>942210643
Ask any normie and they'll pick 808 over 909 and 303

>>942210920
>I can't believe anybody would waste money on that stupid outboard equipment, when you can make so much better content using a goddamn Android phone or any goddamn VST on your computer
physical knobs are cool
some go to 11

>>942208229 (OP)
OP is gay

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
.....

>>942208229 (OP)
Modding pretty much every video game I play.

>>942209124
If you're into Cyberpunk 2020, you're not autistic, you're based as fuck.

>>942208229 (OP)
Cars. After I had 4 of the same car sitting in my driveway, I knew.

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right?
......

>>942208229 (OP)
>What hobby made you realize you had autism?
/b/

>20,000 hours on RuneScape, which I played since age 6
>made a diorama of the Battle of Fredericksburg based on primary source description of the terrain as a 10 year old
>built a Hundred Years' War inspired Warhammer Fantasy army
>STEMfag
>really into fitness and lifting just because I like the programming and testing whether my programs are effective
>only books I read are realistic (not le grimdark mudcore) low fantasy or dry philosophy and history texts
In another life my parents give me Sonic games as a kid and I become Chris Chan. Luckily I just killed time on comfy MMOs instead.

>>942208229 (OP)
Tylenol eating.

>>942208229 (OP)
u

Diapers

Trolling incels on b

>>942208323
She always gives up the anal. OP's mom is a real whore. Same for you anon?