Thread 942225502

literally every thread has at least 5 replies about feds, and about them "glowing" or whatever. when will you fellas give up on these elaborate fantasies and get a job? do you really think federal law enforcement agencies are spending valuable taxpayer dollars and man-hours monitoring an internet forum filled with autistic social rejects? LOL.

>>942225502 (OP)

YES, they indeed are!!.... I know it for a fact

number one, I am not a law enforcement officer...

I am a civilian FEDERAL INFORMANT

I report EVERY federal offense I see in here immediately

I have contacts in the FBI and Dept of Homeland Security, and they've told me they have teams who monitor this site (mass shooters like to post in here before their fagshow)

so yes, dumbass

and again:

I am NOT a law enforcement officer

I'm just a civilian................ ™

And I absolutely WILL report EVERY violation of federal law that I see in here

EVERY TIME....

IMMEDIATELY....

GUARANTEED.....

>>942225502 (OP)

btw, Trump had the DOJ assign more than ONE THOUSAND FBI AGENTS to scouring the Epstein documents, and redacting any menton of his name

research it....

so if they had 1,000 special field agents assigned to redacting Trump's name

they certainly have a 50 Agent Staff who rotate real-time monitoring (what they call 'cast-iron' surveillance) in here, a long with NSA Algorithmic monitoring

and that's NOT a conspiracy theory

not at all

>>942225502 (OP)
4chan has proven itself a hotbed of school shooters, murderers, mass shooters, and various dangerous radicals.

There's *definitely* agents monitoring this forum.


As with facebook, moot/mook had no real way of making this site profitable, until a shadowy millionaire purchased part ownership.

I'll let you in on a secret, with 4chan and facebook, that shadowy owner was the US government, purchasing it in part, for back door access.

The US gov always tries to buy into social media companies if they can. They don't want the American people to know this. In the event that they can't buy into it, they put massive political pressure on the owners until they cave. Exactly what happened with tiktok.

>>942225502 (OP)

100% TRUE STORY:

(You can take whatever you'd like from this story, because I'm not going to tell you what to think, but let me assure you every word of the story is true)

JUNE 3RD, 2024:
I was in here shit posting, when I saw somebody create a thread about Michael Cohen, Trump's former attorney and 'fixer' who handled the Stormy Daniels payoff..

The thread was doxing Michael Cohen and his family, allegedly posting the phone numbers and addresses to his wife and children, along with Michael Cohen's phone numbers and pertinent addresses

every time I see someone being doxed in here (or anywhere else) I always do the same thing:

I always reach out to the intended victim, introduce myself, and notify them somebody is doxing them online, encouraging other people to harass them...

I always give the intended victims a heads up

because I would hope someone would do the same thing for me... like a friendly neighborly American wholesome gesture, reaching out to the intended victim, and letting them know the reason behind any weird harassing phone calls or texts

well..... normally it's guys lashing out at girls who rejected them online

But this time it was different...
This time it was about politics
And this time it was MICHAEL COHEN

So when I dialed the number and called Michael to inform him people were publishing his children's information online, I was fully aware I would become part of an FBI investigation

meaning they would also investigate ME

And that's perfectly okay, because they see I have a long history of supplying information to federal law enforcement

MICHAEL COHEN THANKED ME

And the next morning, on June 4th, 2024
The story was plastered on every news website and every newspaper in America and other countries

FBI INVESTIGATES DOXING OF MICHAEL COHEN

And I'm the one who initiated the investigation

I'm the one who reached out and actually talked to Michael Cohen on the phone

>>942226970

You should YouTube some of the Whitney Webb interviews regarding the upcoming digital internet ID they plan on rolling out next year

It's not a conspiracy theory at all

It's 100% real... All of the social media platforms and Peter thiel are getting behind it, along with all the other countries

It's not just America, but it's being spearheaded by America

like I said..
It's not a conspiracy theory
Not at all

Plus, Whitney Webb is AN AMAZING INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST

she's got so much integrity, there's no way to confuse her with a lunatic conspiracy theory tin foil nut job

nope... Whitney Webb is surgical and painstaking when it comes to supply and sources and doing some of the best research you'll find

she has videos about Epstein that explain SO MUCH, It quickly becomes mind-boggling, and you'll realize: they're never going to release the Epstein documentation because the very fabric of government control would unravel

So it's never going to happen

Whitney Webb researched Epstein better than anybody you'll ever find, and she explains IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN UNDERAGE GIRLS

In fact, the underage girls part is probably THE LEAST incriminating and pivotal part of the entire jigsaw puzzle.. Epstein goes back to the Iran contra affair, illegal arms trading, CIA drug trafficking, and financial involvement with the 9/11 attacks

The underage girls is the least incarnated part of the entire story

>>942227099
I didn't even know who she was prior to your post. But I'll check it out!

Projection. Russia has state employees here working to push degenerate content to at-risk Americans, so they project and try to get you thinking feds are here too. Even though the reason feds might be here is 100% different than the reason Russia has state employees here...

>>942226970

Again: I am NOT a conspiracy theory guy at all

In fact, I fucking HATE those conspiracy theory idiots, because they're continually overcompensating for a lack of real knowledge, by pretending they have some kind of 'insider knowledge's

well........ Whitney Webb IS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

Whitney Webb is an amazingly thorough, extremely intelligent investigative journalist

I'm going to post two links, And you should bookmark them

I wouldn't be showing you these links if I didn't think you'd find them INCREDIBLY INFORMATIVE

This first link is about the PRE-CRIME DOJ programs, which is going to lead to the digital internet ID that they will be rolling out beginning next year

incrementally, through private corporations instead of government agencies

because the government is working in conjunction with those social media platforms

https://youtu.be/k05ogVDrUKg?si=rxoXt64baFF3pNmn

(coming up next - a 3-hour interview with Whitney Webb, in which you will learn SO MUCH about Epstein's real involvement, that you'll quickly realize they're never going to release any of that pertinent information.. Never...)

>>942227204
Everyone has their bot networks and propagandists with their fingers in the pie, at this point.

Just because Russia has their shills on here doesn't mean there aren't US agents as well. In fact, there's probably coordination between the two with this administration, as their agendas are usually the same at this point.

>>942227252
>the fbi is here working with Russia to turn the autists into gays and pedophiles
Uhh no nigger it's just Russia doing that. American website btw

>>942227250
I can dig it. You've pretty much sold me and I haven't even listened to it yet. I'll do that today.

>>942227164

like I said, dude.......

I wouldn't waste your time
And I certainly wouldn't waste my time
copying and pasting links to specific videos

unless I knew IT WAS SOLID FUCKING GOLD

......... This is the nearly 3 hour long interview with Whitney Webb

Yes... THREE HOURS
and it's got so much information, you'll want to stop and take breaks... You want to occasionally pause and just let the information sink in

ITS THE ABSOLUTE MOST THOROUGH INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING INTO THE EPSTEIN THING YOU WILL EVER FIND

absolutely bookmark this link
You should play some of it in the background while you shitpost

So you'll get an idea of how complex the entire thing is

But bookmark it so you can come back to it

I've listened to the 3-hour interview several times already

And I still can't even absorb half of it

IT'S MIND-BOGGLING

AND THEY WILL NEVER EVER
EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER NEVER
EVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER
NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

never

(And yes she looks exactly like Daphne from Scooby-Doo lol she's smart as fuck)
https://youtu.be/EwejUh3m9Fg?si=WrsDmlN6UPT6uNKy

>wall of text from obvious bot to hide inconvenient truth
Where have we seen this before? Hmm

>>942227352

It's not my fault You're so new and naive, you don't realize who I am


................ trust me
I'm very much human

And I find it odd:
You come here everyday
a forum of the written word
every single day
You come here
prepared to read hundreds of thousands of words

But suddenly my 471 words are "too much for you to handle" ?

YOUR ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER IS NOT MY PROBLEM


GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
YOU UNEMPLOYED FUCKING BUM

>>942225502 (OP)
>do you really think federal law enforcement agencies are spending valuable taxpayer dollars and man-hours monitoring an internet forum filled with autistic social rejects?
No. I think majority of them just happen to shitpost here too.

>>942225502 (OP)
Glownigger bait spotted

>>942225907
>Dept of Homeland Security
Can confirm. It's really funny when they think you've done something horrific and you naively think you can "sort things out" by talking to them - NEVER DO THIS, BTW - and you mention 4chan and but it's like a fucking trigger word.
"FO-ER CHAYAN?! YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T GO THERE AND TALK TO SOMEBODY AND DECIDE TO TRADE [redacted]! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PLACE IS?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Reminder that Russia and China are losing the culture wars hard. Everybody keeps up with the NBA, but nobody gives a fuck about chinkball or whatever those little yellow things play since they can't reach the rim. Russians torrent American movies, but Americans don't consume any Russian media whatsoever. So Russia gets even by using state sponsored bureaus like the Internet Research Agency to turn at-risk Americans into furries or pedos or radicalists. This website is not profitable

>>942226757
>research it
I did. Turns out what the said it's not true.

>>942226988
Checked and based.

>>942227204
Here's the real answer to OP since a bot keeps samefagging and text-walling to hide it

>>942227204
2 things can be true at the same time, you know.

>>942227683

the only times I have acted as an informant for the Dept of Homeland Security (DHS) have always been in cases of CP content

because that's the agency that handles CP...

the DHS has a special 'child exploitation division'...

interestingly enough, their phone system is listed as "SANTAS MAILBAG"

(as in: gonna find out who's naughty or nice)

I actually think that's fairly clever...
SANTAS MAILBAG

........ but yeah, every time I see CP or solicitation for CP online I immediately contact SANTA'S MAILBAG

>>942227780

LOL @ you being so stupid
You think I'm a bot

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The unemployed douchebag fabricates an elaborate maniacal conspiracy in his head, and convinces himself that LOLvis is an algorithm, designed to distract from any opinion, OPs or otherwise

eat shit, you dumb motherfucker

McDonald's is hiring, detective

>>942227780
That's crazy bro I'll keep bumping as he generates text

Russia and China prop websites like this financially in order to influence at-risk Americans. They can point at places like 4chan and say "see?? Behold, the moral decline of the west!!" all the while almost every single degen thread is posted from Russia by Russians with the intent to affect Americans. I'm sure you're familiar with the dynamic on /pol/ for example
>Russian opinion
>American flag

>>942227790

......... exactly.. The two are not mutually exclusive

also:
The NSA prism programs, like Thintread are actively collecting EVERY SINGLE WORD OF ELECTRONIC DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS

And that's not a theory... Not at all

But according to William Binney (The guy who wrote the original code for the NSA's monitoring software) when they are actively monitoring you in real time, with human agents watching, the NSA and CIA refer to that as "cast iron"

The NSA is continually collecting and storing every single goddamn word... But when they have real humans watching, they refer to it as "CAST IRON"

https://youtu.be/BbIYQpeNo6k?si=2WkhB23t1GEQSF6R

>>942227869
Thank you. Seriously. Child molesters are the lowest forms of life. The most conscientious ones warrant permanent exile from society and lifetime treatment. The worst, most unrepentant ones should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

>>942225502 (OP)
It would be cool tho I love feds

>>942228025
>>942227685
For your viewing pleasure

>>942228109
oops

thinthread*

btw at 29:00 William Binney explains PARALLEL CONSTRUCTION, a tactic used by different law enforcement agencies to mask the fact that the real intelligence was coming from the NSA, and not from their own investigations

You never know who you're ackshually talking to here...

Reminder:
Projection. Russia has state employees here working to push degenerate content to at-risk Americans, so they project and try to get you thinking feds are here too. Even though the reason feds might be here is 100% different than the reason Russia has state employees here...

>>942228215
That's a weird way to admit the Russians and Chinese are why but ok. Flex away

>>942228242
Nice English !

>>942228215
No no, its not Russia, it’s Israel.

>>942228215

only a fool would assume everybody doesn't have their toes in the pool

including global intelligence, counterintelligence, but even more importantly American intelligence and CORPORATE involvement

(while you have been focusing on Russia, the CIA and NSA have been allowing Google, Elon musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff bezos and Peter thiel to sign off on a large amount of intelligence collection)

these days, the new "alphabet soup intelligence agencies" are social media platforms

(keep your eyes peeled in the next year or two for X and Facebook and Instagram to actually start their own in-app banking system)

however, Russia wasn't the topic of this thread

does the FBI monitor this place?

DOES THE LOG FAG ENJOY EATING SHIT?

Look at how many ESL trolls got mad because I said Russia is using this unprofitable American website in order to spread degeneracy to Americans. Isn't that kind of odd?

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

the overwhelming majority of the CP I've reported to SANTA'S MAILBAG has been on Jim Watkins shit hole EIGHT-KUNdotTOP

I rarely see it in here... occasionally, yes
and I immediately report it

but over on Jim Watkins' FAGSHOW site, it is posted REGULARLY

It's not only my duty to report it, but more importantly IT'S MY HONOR

>>942228389

....... got mad?

I responded, but I'm certainly not mad

Why would I be angry? That doesn't even make any sense...

You're giving yourself way too much credit

You seem to be convinced PEOPLE CARE WHAT YOU SAY

............. as if there's a conspiracy
a network of people who try to prevent you from making your comments online

maybe if you got a job
You wouldn't have so much free time
And you wouldn't need to fabricate elaborate scenarios of importance in your head


maybe if you received the paycheck every week, you would look in the mirror and feel complete, without needing to pretend there are people trying to silence you online?

Jesus christ niggers if he wrote out the site any differently he would've been filtered. This mf is advertising. Everything I said is true

>>942225502 (OP)
They are here and for good reasons.
1. To find or connect with extremists groups
1. Watch for classified documents or threats
3. The history here in general.
There are other reasons but you get the point.

Also they are jews

>>942228389

And by the way, I never disagreed about Russia.. Not at all

But it's equally Israeli intelligence, and British, and the majority of it is US law enforcement and intelligence agencies

it's not just "one group"
it's not just one country

and they're equally as likely to be CREATING problems as they are to be investigating problems

like the recent arrest of several people in Michigan who were plotting a mass attack

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire investigation started IN HERE

>>942228558

AGAIN:
McDonald's is hiring

And you won't be needing any tin foil

theyll already have a hat with your uniform

>>942227099
This pisses me off and I knew it was coming ages ago
The amount of desired control.

Look into flock safety, Because fu k the 4th ammendment

>>942228827

oh, trust me... I'm well well aware of flock

I live in Atlanta
flock was developed in Lawrenceville right outside of Atlanta

>>942228827

And while I agree with you, I think you would also agree with me that it's be expected with technology

obviously, the more technology improves, the more the surveillance and scrutiny also improves

The more of a microscope everybody finds themselves under.. It's a natural progression

It was to be expected the entire time, which is why Eric Blairs 1984 wasn't really all that much of a psychic prediction, as much as just a logical assumption

(Never was particularly impressed with 1984, to be quite honest... I think it was highly overrated. preferred animal farm much more)

>>942228925
Why do you you suppose this isnt common knowledge? Right before our eyes a massive surveillance state is emerging, rights are ACTUALLY being infringed upon.
Yet everyone seems to be protesting completely fake narratives

>>942225502 (OP)
Nice try fbi

>>942229013

It's the exact same reason why the United States Constitution is literally big unraveled and dismantled, and nobody seems to fucking care

THE DUMBING DOWN OF THE HUMAN RACE WAS EASIER THAN I WOULD HAVE EVER ASSUMED

It turns out 98% of people are stupid as fuck

and in many ways, sometimes I find myself being part of that 98%

>>942229184
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>>942229241

Dear Niggernipples,

I've been doing this (quite literally exactly THIS; typing weird and communicating with an annoying abrasive style, intentionally getting under the skin of powerless control freaks- being the grain of sand in their condom) since before they even called this "the internet"

In the very first original BBS & mIRC sites, back when it was all government employees and mathematicians and defense contractor engineers...

I was part of the first initial wave of artist and musicians and writers that were encouraged to join the mathematician geeks

they wanted to make it more eclectic

So they invited people like me

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE IN MY SHADOW?

.....................would you like a sweater?
It looks chilly down there

>>942229241

and YES...... You have my permission to start calling yourself MR. NIGGERNIPPLES™

>>942228480
Lolvis, was this you promoting a site that you've reported pizza on? If so, why promote it? Is it a honeypot?
Or was someone else pretending to be you?

>>942229184
The way I look at it is if im fucking retarded and can spot that most people are thats not good. I have at best an average education and can see the writing on the wall clear as day.

>>942227204
>the reason feds might be here is 100% different than the reason Russia has state employees here.
Kek.
The US has entire military bases devoted the social media propaganda. Like, a while back Reddit had an award for "Most online city", and it turned out to be an Air Force Base in Florida.

>>942229379
No one's reading your schizo ramblings. Kill yourself.