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Anonymous No.942231599 [Report] >>942231683 >>942231708 >>942231760 >>942231963 >>942232218 >>942236505 >>942237911 >>942238071 >>942238791 >>942241349 >>942241421 >>942245298 >>942245420
What is the most Alpha animal?
Anonymous No.942231683 [Report] >>942237567
>>942231599 (OP)
Me
I'm a fuckin' beast
Anonymous No.942231708 [Report]
>>942231599 (OP)
niggers
Anonymous No.942231760 [Report] >>942238081
>>942231599 (OP)
Gorillas aint shit. They don't even eat meat.
Anonymous No.942231780 [Report]
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Anonymous No.942231963 [Report] >>942232023 >>942232763 >>942243708
>>942231599 (OP)
Alpha is a junk science term. Very few scientists have ever used that term, and the ones that did have taken it back and urged people to stop using it.
>its an idiot word

If you mean most interesting animal, I would go with the mantis shrimp.
Anonymous No.942232023 [Report]
>>942231963
You know what I'm getting at. Stop being a smart ass.
Anonymous No.942232218 [Report] >>942232367
>>942231599 (OP)
aardvark

Comes first in the dictionary
Anonymous No.942232367 [Report]
>>942232218
Clever.
Anonymous No.942232763 [Report]
>>942231963
>Very few scientists have ever used that term
1-800-oh come on now, alpha particles, alpha amylase, alpha centauri...
Anonymous No.942234643 [Report] >>942238081
>What is the most Alpha animal?
Grey Wolfe. Total badass but still a nice guy.
Anonymous No.942236358 [Report] >>942237581 >>942238081
sharks. nobody beats sharks.
Anonymous No.942236505 [Report] >>942237328
>>942231599 (OP)
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus
Anonymous No.942237328 [Report] >>942237478 >>942237619 >>942241157 >>942241157
>>942236505
Then what about HIV? That shit has a 100% mortality rate.
Anonymous No.942237478 [Report] >>942237603 >>942237775
>>942237328
Viruses aren't technically animals.
Anonymous No.942237567 [Report] >>942245391
>>942231683
oh shit
Anonymous No.942237581 [Report]
>>942236358
except other more badass sharks

damn that is pretty alpha
Anonymous No.942237603 [Report] >>942237687
>>942237478
that's ok I'm not technically an aminal
Anonymous No.942237619 [Report]
>>942237328
so does being a virgin tho
Anonymous No.942237687 [Report] >>942237744 >>942240057
>>942237603
Technically you are. Socially you are not.
Anonymous No.942237744 [Report] >>942237797 >>942240081
>>942237687
People are animals.
Anonymous No.942237775 [Report] >>942237907
>>942237478
Google confirms that even bacteria aren't technically animals.
Anonymous No.942237797 [Report]
>>942237744
People are bleach.
Anonymous No.942237907 [Report] >>942238081
>>942237775
Shit, you're right.
It's the mosquito then.
Anonymous No.942237911 [Report] >>942237980 >>942238081
>>942231599 (OP)
Anonymous No.942237980 [Report]
>>942237911
These fuckers do what they want, all they want, all the time.
Anonymous No.942238071 [Report] >>942238357
>>942231599 (OP)
Rooster. There's a reason why our dicks are named after them. A rooster is a male distilled down to its most base components. Fuck all the females. Fuck over anything that interferes with you fucking all the females. Defend your children to the death.
Anonymous No.942238081 [Report] >>942238278 >>942244502
>>942231760
>>942234643
>>942236358
>>942237911
>alpha
>easily hunted to extinction by humans
>have to be placed on protected lists because they're pussies
>>942237907
This. We go to great lengths and have spent a lot of money trying to combat mosquitoes and the diseases they carry around the world and never made a dent.
Anonymous No.942238278 [Report] >>942238474
>>942238081
By that reasoning you can call sardines alpha because there are so many of them. I squish dozens of mosquitos every year.

I mean if you want to get into it, humans are most alpha because we kill everything. But discounting that, I think something like a shark or a bear is more alpha in of itself.
Anonymous No.942238357 [Report]
>>942238071
Our dicks are named after them because they make the same sound when crowing.

>The word "cock" is the original and proper English term for a male chicken. The name is an ancient one, originating from the Old English word cocc, which is an onomatopoeic term that imitates the sound the bird makes when crowing

Fun Fact: Everything word for spiny, sharp, or rigid comes from the dick. Penis comes from prick, prick was the origin word and comes from the human dick. Espino is Spanish (and similar in other latin derivatives) for prickly or spiny. Pine, its prickly needles, is derivative of penis/espino. It all goes back to dicks.
Anonymous No.942238474 [Report]
>>942238278
So is a swarm of wasps the "animal"?
Or is it the singular wasp that has to be the alpha?
Because, yeah, almost any insect can be dominated by a Kleenex.

If we're talking about singular apex predators, I would have to pick something like a jaguar or leopard. A big cat could fuck up a bear. Those things tear up water buffalo, and they're mean as hell.
Anonymous No.942238791 [Report] >>942240796 >>942240929
>>942231599 (OP)
Blue-ringed octopus
>can't be fucked with, poisonous
>highly intelligent
>changes its fucking colors
Anonymous No.942240057 [Report] >>942240119
>>942237687
no that's what I meant I'm technically not anymore. after the covid vaccines and all...
Anonymous No.942240081 [Report]
>>942237744
Anonymous No.942240119 [Report]
>>942240057
This image is bullshit. According to it, the water isn't interacting with the smoke in any way.
Anonymous No.942240796 [Report] >>942240848 >>942241486
>>942238791
*not* an animal.
Anonymous No.942240848 [Report] >>942241486
>>942240796
An octopus isn't an animal?
Anonymous No.942240929 [Report]
>>942238791
pretty fucking badass at least
Anonymous No.942241110 [Report]
orcas can hunt down sharks
Anonymous No.942241157 [Report] >>942241309
>>942237328
>>942237328
HIV has a 0% mortality rate
AIDS has a 0% mortality rate
AIDS-related complications can have a high mortality rate, but it's not 100%
you can have AIDS and Kaposi's sarcoma and die from massive trauma in a plane crash
Anonymous No.942241309 [Report] >>942241373 >>942241406
>>942241157
What? There is no cure for HIV or AIDS.
Anonymous No.942241349 [Report] >>942241385
>>942231599 (OP)
the human male that hunts and kills gay pedos
Anonymous No.942241373 [Report] >>942241439
>>942241309
there's no cure for the common cold, but it doesn't have a mortality rate of 100%
Anonymous No.942241385 [Report]
>>942241349
not straight ones though huh
you're down below on the food chain
Anonymous No.942241406 [Report] >>942241439 >>942243002
>>942241309
He's saying that HIV doesn't kill you directly. It's like Covid, Covid doesn't kill anyone, but it can cause things like pneumonia that can. That's why, when we saw all those death certificates that placed Covid as the main cause, we knew they ere full of shit and there was something else going on.
Anonymous No.942241421 [Report]
>>942231599 (OP)
the human male that hunts all pedos
Anonymous No.942241439 [Report]
>>942241373
The cure for the common cold is your immune system. Human immunodeficiency viruses (as the name suggests) attacks your immune system.
>>942241406
Whatever.
Anonymous No.942241486 [Report] >>942241607 >>942241943
>>942240796
>>942240848
>Be me; BS in biology, Education Certificate, BS in math, Masters in engineering
>5 years BCAG, 3 years boat engineering, 17 years as teacher
>"that is not an animal"
Over the decades the subject of discussion has been mostly invertebrates being called "not an animal" but family, friends, "intelligent" engineering coworkers, "educated" teachers, and other pathetic /b/tard level morons.
This is as basic as it gets in science, you have THREE CHOICES: animal, vegetable, mineral.
If it is not air, water, dirt, or stone, then it must be living.
If it doesn't have roots then it is animal, there are exceptions but those are in fact exceptions and rare.
Ta da it is an animal. Even if it doesn't have an interior skeleton it is an animal,
or an exoskeleton (such as a shell) it is an animal,
or no hard materials to its body... yes, fucktards, a worm is in fact an animal.
An octopus? It has a hard beak, but doesn't have roots, and it not air, water, or dirt... so, you unclefucking basement dwelling NEET of a lobotomize slime mold, it is an animal.
>school principal smacks an ant on the table, "Doesn't deserve to live unless it is an animal"
>me, "Eh-hem, excuse me, an ant is an animal"
Which lead this moron to investigate my "credentials", which just made him angrier at being wrong, but he got fired a few months later for raping a student, a very /b/tard thing to do. At least /b/tards aren't animals so they can't be "alphas"... and that is trash meme from a debunked "research" done by a zoo handler so....
Anonymous No.942241607 [Report] >>942242956
>>942241486
What is a fungus?
Anonymous No.942241943 [Report]
>>942241486
makes sense, but I thought the old "flora vs fauna" was revoked. There are more "beings" than just those two categories. Like yeast
Anonymous No.942242956 [Report] >>942243649
>>942241607
something...else
Anonymous No.942243002 [Report] >>942243629
>>942241406
They would not be dead if they did not get COVID. Covid pushed them over the edge.
Anonymous No.942243629 [Report] >>942245024
>>942243002
No, pneumonia did, and there are a thousand causes for pneumonia.
Anonymous No.942243649 [Report]
>>942242956
What is a lichen?
Anonymous No.942243708 [Report]
>>942231963
>Alpha is a junk science term.
Wrong. It's used extremely often by scientists because the leader of an animal social group is by definition the "alpha".

>Very few scientists have ever used that that term
That's a lie. No idea where this bizarre disinformation came from.
Anonymous No.942243935 [Report] >>942244226
Hey Alpha, think yer tough come get me..
Anonymous No.942244226 [Report] >>942244746 >>942247302
>>942243935
They can traverse slabs but not invertical
Anonymous No.942244502 [Report]
>>942238081
Every animal exists by our whims you fucking dolt.
We're the apex predator.

Also skeeters last for about a week till our local government gets off it's ass and gasses their nests.
It takes one fat slob in a truck with a sprayer to extinct an entire generation of mosquitos.
Anonymous No.942244746 [Report] >>942245075 >>942245601 >>942247302
>>942244226
>invertical?
Anonymous No.942245024 [Report]
>>942243629
No covid, no death. Got sick from covid.
Anonymous No.942245075 [Report]
>>942244746
amazing
Anonymous No.942245298 [Report]
>>942231599 (OP)
Black Men.
Anonymous No.942245391 [Report]
>>942237567
His Nutraloaf?
Anonymous No.942245420 [Report]
>>942231599 (OP)
The honey badger.
Anonymous No.942245601 [Report]
>>942244746
Fred Dibna's dog
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Anonymous No.942247302 [Report] >>942247441
>>942244226
slab. not even cultivable not applicable
>>942244746
fuck you
Anonymous No.942247441 [Report]
>>942247302
>fuck you
learn English you fucking nigga