Thread 942240122

What is easiest and least painful way to non-alive yourself if you don't have access to a gun?

>easiest
>least painful
You can have one, or the other, not both

>>942240177
Alright, what's the least painful?

not like i ever tried myself, but i inagine slashing your wrist im a warm bath would be least painfull, i mean, it's associated with female suicide for a reason ig
though, don't kill yourself anon, there always is tomorrow, and no natter what things are going to get better, maybe in a year, maybe in two, "life gets hard, but we go on"

>>942240122 (OP)
Get a gun and use it.

>>942240122 (OP)
Least painful would be insulin overdosing, youd essentially just fall asleep and die, but it might be hard to get your hands on enough insulin.

>>942240514
(not op) for me, i think not feeling anything is more preferrable than swings from good to bad moments

Physician assisted suicide

If you don’t have metastatic cancer or a degenerative neurological disorder or something don’t bother being an hero


Pick up a new hobby and work on yourself, things can and will get better

>>942240122 (OP)
Walk up to a nigger and call them a nigger.

>>942240122 (OP)
ODing on fentanyl

>>942241176
This. So much this

>>942241261
>>942241176
ask to suck his dick and then just refuse to breath you fagmos

Tie a noose around your neck while riding nigger cock

>>942241361
And call them niggers while riding their cocks

>>942240122 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™

OPIOID OVERDOSE
It's completely painless, and totally blissful. You will be lost in your own euphoric bubble, unaware that your lungs have stopped working. there's no easier way out

And yes, the other guy was correct. It's much easier and quicker with fentanyl than with any other opioid

only 100 micrograms is all that's required to make you deader than a motherfucking door nail

(a very large number of opioid overdose corpses are found with smiles on their faces)

>>942240122 (OP)

............... however, you're not suicidal
You're just histrionic
This is class at histrionic behavior
attention seeking

LOOKING FOR A CONVERSATION INSTEAD OF KILLING YOURSELF

If you wanted to die, you wouldn't be looking for any conversations

fuck you.
I just told you how to do it
get your hands on a bunch of opioids

HURRY UP, COWARD
I don't have all day
I want to see results NOW

>>942240491
exit bag. Google it i don't have the pic

>>942240514
female suicide doesn't work. They are fucking ass at killing themselves. They are, however, very good at trying and failing and getting all the attention afterward.
Slashing wrists takes for ever to kill you, you should slash your own throat to make it easier but it'll (like the wrist huh) hurt like hell.

And no, anon, do kill yourself please you are indeed worthless of living and should stop existing. Except if you are white, then please by all mean go do some combat sports, get in shape, prepare for the racial war we need you and we love you man.

>>942241708
if there is only one race, somewhen it'll create branches that will fight again. like someone is whiter than other, so what's the point

Small charcoal grill indoors and a bottle of hard alcohol. Light the grill and chug the alcohol. Pass out drunk and painlessly die of carbon monoxide asphyxiation in your sleep.

>>942240122 (OP)
breath manually then stop

>>942240122 (OP)
>non-alive
kys

>>942240122 (OP)
Go on Sanctioned Suicide for methods lil nigga

I've got cancer and I'm going to kill myself soon rather than suffer more

>>942242336
The bonus of this method is that it can kind of look like an accident so your family doesn't have to acknowledge you killed yourself.

Penis

>>942240122 (OP)
Slidd one of Andy's fat logs done you're throte

Stinky