Thread 942241078

s/fur

slightly chubby

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
..

>>942242835

Nah, I'm good.

I've been fighting sleep all day and the only thing I've done is watch a 20-minute YouTube video on the early career of Hulk Hogan.

Can we trade dog vagina poster for dani, I'm tired of filtering his posts

>>942242969

cookies are delicious

>>942242999
How about you keep it to yourself?

This is probably a cold take, but human women should have variety of vaginas.

You sometimes get women with mare vaginas -- and they're awesome -- but it would be fun if women had cat, dog, horse, or traditional human vaginas.

>>942243073

I'm not the one who has been posting them.

>>942243098
How about you give yourself a name?

I've humored the idea of Magicat, but we already have a poster named Cat.

It'd be like having Batman and the Black Bat in the same comic company, y'know?

last thread was really mediocre. Lets change the quality for the better

Maybe Felix would be a fair pseudonym.

>>942243226
Call yourself a Paw or Claw or ClawPaw or PawClaw, anything so that I can hide all your post and do not see the bestiality you are posting

>>942243228

I'd love to help, but I have to head out now.

>>942243309
haha head because fellatio

>>942243306

I'm not into bestiality. I require a partner with human intelligence.


Okay, now I'm out

I wanna into AI generating this, any tips would be appreciated

>>942243405
Go to /gfur/ for tips

>>942243434
Ty

>>942243073
Why? Not all furries want totally human anatomy it kind of defeats the point

>>942243845
nonsense

>>942244251
If you say so lol

>>942243073
But why do you not complain about dog cocks?
We get it, you have a preference on what particular anatomy you like, but your likes are not the only likes here. We don't tell you what not to post.

>>942242933
I bet that was a waste of time.No wonder why you are tired.You watched that.

Just realized most of my furry porn folder is AI slop from the AI threads lol

floof

>>942241078 (OP)
shes literally me

>>942245436
so that's why this lady's washing machine started leaking downstairs

oh noes it's all anon i wanted to see a balance:(

weh

>>942241426
hey girl where's your boyfriend:(

confus

Hi friends

>>942246135
hihi

wow I got like nothing done today at work
not a great feeling

i moved some plants around this morning and have been in bed napping on and off since

classic depression move right there

at least i got to fly around a pretty frozen lake on a cool hoverbike thing in one of my dreams

I hate being good at work because people start relying on me and having expectations that I will take care of everything.

>>942246646
this is the most relatable thing you've ever said

>>942246646
I 2 kno dat feel

>>942246646
this is how i got burnt out at my old job

>>942241078 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

I ain't fucking with the job market right now tho

Actual picture of what the job market is doing to people right now

I've been instantly forgetting what I'm doing a lot lately.
Is my brain cooked?

dang i mist parsnip

I wish to be mist

u will b mist as well

>>942247841
Hi patty

hi parsnip

pat pat

oh, I accidentally bought 16oz cans. no wonder the box was larger.

you will never fondle a skater girl's big titties

>>942249622
I've fondled a scene girl's big fat titties, does that count?

it does, congratulations!

>>942250005
I don't understand how you of all people is getting laid

>>942250267
Well not anymore. Not in the last 5ish years

i could do with getting laid

>>942251138
Samesies

I am decently buzzed

>>942250981
>>942251138
rip

My chanX and namesync stopped working and I can't figure out how to fix it :(

>>942251392
Throw away computron, get new


I'm smokin horny weed, dicks out for harambe

>>942251392
seems to be working just fine

great to see you again

Giwtwm

gey

well if it isn't mr. wings

i wanna see gypsy sex

>>942251779
Nah I'm just posting regularly. Can't see names from namesync. Just been lurking for the past few months hoping it would fix itself, but here we are.

you could try the tampermonkey version of both if you haven't already

Mmm birdy

>>942252563
Yeah I usually use that, but the captcha field just doesn't show up for me for some reason now.

>>942252838
I'd send you a pass if I weren't terminally lazy.

why do half naked furry girls turn me on

Where's the feral thread in this damn site, i want to jack off to a guy choking himself on horse cum.

>>942253518
Using Lucky as the background is a choice

You guys been talking about some osrs lately hm

ye :3

I should have bought more snacks..

sleepyhead

wehh

what

idk what i'm doing

do you need help?

i'm not sure
since i have no idea what i'm doing, there's a possibility it's going just fine but i can't tell

such is the quantum nature of our existence

>>942255115
Are all your needs on the triangle being met?

>>942255171
there's a triangle?!

I think you're missing a dimension there

>>942255183
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

>Abraham
Twitch about to chime in any second.

>>942255230
this is too much like the bread triangle, i don't trust it
probably bought and paid for by big needs

Ham?

mmm, ham

Add me if you guys want. Hope I No Di

add you to what

dying not allowed

>>942255740
osrs

>>942256159
remember what happened last time? not a good idea.

you ever slept 18 hours because you don't want to get up?

sometimes

only on one bad weekend

my new meds are making it really hard to get up
the dream world is pretty fun too
lots of flying, magic, visited some Hogwarts type place

I'm sure y'all are happy about that tho
all I've been doing the past couple weeks is sleep and play video games, either with friends or Baldur's Gate 3 on my own
this is fine :)

yes, it's been much nicer here without you around

care to explain why?

>>942256203
Last time? 8bit?

why are motorcyclists so obnoxious man

>>942256635
...no

I'll take that is a no
if it makes you feel any better I left my door slightly open and did death growls for all of 4 minutes then my mom texted me to close my door
she's all the way downstairs on the other side of the house, and they aren't even loud
so not even my own family wants me around

hi

I wish I could just buy a cute little house in the middle of nowhere in the mountains, and do whatever I want without bothering anyone, or anyone else bothering me

hey

please consider being less autistic, thank you.

we just refinanced our house

>>942256773
not an option
god let me live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

>refinanced
>our
I think you mean the bank's house.

>>942256793
nice
I'm sure it's great to not have to work and have a rich partner support you financially

>>942256836
it do be like that
my name is on the title at least

>>942256837
i help too!

>>942256793
must have had one hell of an interest rate going to refinance now

>>942256910
i don't think it was even that high
but we have a better rate now

>>942256908
why not work and make even more money?

>>942256910
my mom had to last year
I told her buying this house was a bad idea, and that running a retail business is not stable income

bed

>>942256655
Ah, welll I'm here if you change your mind.

i love this little house though, it's very cozy
used to daydream about having a place like this
shame it's in the city though
ah well, we're still looking for a nice parcel to build on somewhere secluded

>>942256967
goodnight

>>942256951
because then i'd have to work, silly
easier to just collect interest and dividends on stuff i already have

>>942257015
must be nice

>>942257058
it's a living

the buzz and brief body high of nicotine really makes me want to go back to kratom
god I hate being sober

>>942257084
I don't know what living is
I only know survival, and just barely

>>942255461
Hot.

>>942246398
I want to live in this world where I get to tell girls with cookies that they are significantly more attractive than the fucking disgusting human women walking around.

furries were a mistake

give me one good reason to not buy more drugs

>>942257435
you could get them for free

>>942257603
the free drugs I get aren't as good as the ones I have to pay for

No drugs
Teeth fall out
You become gay

>>942257711
too late for that last one

teeth only fall out if you don't brush them because junkies don't take care of their health
smoking meth or crack or heroin will cause that
and I'm brushing my teeth every other day, at least

gay stuff on drugs is pretty great tho

Always amusing to see the virgin talking about how drugs make sex better.

>>942258162
am I wrong?

i hurd Cat actually likes vagina

You are wrong.

>>942244373

quadrupedal Loimu > bipedal Loimu

(but I'll only be posting the latter in these threads in deference to collective preferences)

>>942258774
You brought this upon yourself.

gay

>>942246469

It's okay.

I had today off. I had it in mind that I was going to wake up and focus on my writing.

And I still did nothing.

what happened to post >942246646?

>>942259031

>femme hair
>femme skirt
>femme ass

Is girl enough for me.

>>942259061

I don't know. Tits and vagina aside, I think the fur you posted is the less girly of the two by far.

>>942248833

You should wish to be a vampire. Dracula could turn into mist, a bat, or a wolf.

settle down

It's 3 minutes past midnight where I live, so happy birthday to Bram Stoker.

(Or maybe not. Dude was a colossal racist -- not that that loses him many points here.)

I do have to amend one thing. While I was driving earlier, I came up with a name for the setting in my story. That is something, at least.

Now to go to Google to confirm that the name is already taken and properly trademarked by someone else.

Oh, hey.

That name that I was thinking of is already owned

...by the US government.

fuck da gubmint

I wonder if the future will have the Adventures of Batman34119.

After every combination of words in Latin-derivative languages have been claimed, we can start sticking everything with training numbers like YouTube accounts have.

>>942260506

a good attempt from AI -- even if her anus is a part of her tail

>>942260564
that's why they call it a tailhole

>>942260884

I just saved a cropped version. I won't repost because that one anon said cookie-posting / feral-posting was bad.

>>942261532

a jackal is fine too

I'm going to bed.

>>942262422
goodnight

>>942261508
Dont let one anon stop you. There are many who do like it. We should not be silenced.

yeah, they're called dogfuckers

That's just Dash.

so many cute and fluffy girls itt

>>942265275
Yeah I am ;3

Pastry must be purchased brb.

oh no its darwin im outta here

e6 is kill.

tender to us salvation o foxxy

Nom nom nom.

e6 lives

>>942267106
Are you europoor? It works fine for me.