Thread 942295211

new cel thread double edition

check these doubles

>>942295261
Victorious needed stunt doubles??

>>942295211 (OP)

Is it true Elle played with her hairbrush while listening to Kris10 & Dakota scissor next door?

>>942295261
I always think it's funny when the stunts are too extreme and they have to grab a male model and hope for the best with a wig

>>942295211 (OP)
oh no kstew wtf

>>942295343
u mad

>>942295320
kstew was so cute

>>942295326
yeah chloe moretz stund double in hit girl was a little gymnastics dude kek

>>942295368
kstew's haircut lmao

>>942295370
the wall works in mysterious ways

THIS!... ISSS,,,JEOPARDY!

>>942295211 (OP)
>>942295320
Is this from that movie.

>>942295310
yeah

>>942295427
peak stew
kota too

>>942295427

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cherry Bomb!

>>942295452
Well, that's news to me

>>942295397
I did not know that, but guess it makes sense. She certainly wasn't doing that crap

I want to cum inside lily's asshole.

>>942295615
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>942295491
Yeah that one.

>>942295320
>>942295427
>>942295491
>>942295628
dakota is quite dollsome

>>942295658
Pedo

>>942295665
Affirmative.

>>942295665
she's one of the dollest dolls to ever doll

>>942295628
the one where they had to have extra staff on set because the sex scene was done when only one of them was underage? Yeah, director made some concerning choices there

AND NOW, HERE IS THE STAAAAR OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT, BOOOOOOOOOB BARKER!

>>942295716
oh elle

>>942295723
I never bothered watching it. Don't much give a fuck.

>>942295601
>>942295666
she had 2 doubles

>>942295695
>>942295716
at the risk of seeming indecorous, i would like to hold dakota fanning's hand while strolling through a farmers market

>>942295740

>>942295740
>>942295666
Not celebs

Dakota & Elle's cousin in hollywood when?

>>942295788
highly lewd I watched a porn like that once

>>942295853
cousin fanning is cuuut

>>942295778
Yes sir.

>>942295879
dat elle

>>942295891

Yes

>>942295891
I read that wrong. Cuuut. My brain put an N in it.

>>942295963
>Panaro
I like her bread.

>>942295879
did they end up buying some goat cheese and adopting a fern together, because i don't think i could last long to that

>>942295788

Disgusting. Even Anna de Ville wouldn't dare!

>>942295911
dat Elle
>>942296006
>adopting a fern together
that's the money shot I skipped to it

>>942295980
sploooosh!

>>942295853
their auntie and presleys mum is a sports sideline reporter

and A WHORE

>>942296074
elle yea!

>>942296048
first you get addicted to wholesomeness, and next thing you know simply holding hands isn't enough. you have to help dakota pick out a llama hair tea cozy.

>>942296074
undies ruined.

>>942296077
she posed in maxim and FHM back in they day

>>942296115
Elle fuck ya
>>942296130
just waiting for the sequel now

>>942296175
wild elle

>>942296175
>the sequel
>helping decide where to place the planter
oh god i'm gonna...

>>942296142
>maxim and FHM
Damn, haven't heard of those in a looooong time

>>942296142
cant find any pics of her with her nieces

KWAB

>>942296219
vampire Elle
>>942296233
2lewd but also

>>942296284
pls suck my blood elle

Thank you! Oh, thaaank you! Now let's see that first item up for bids! Rich?

>>942296239
all the pics are extremely low res jpegs from the time kek

>>942296077
>>942296142

What a great lil family!

>>942296284
sorry, it just got way too wholesome in here and i couldn't...

>>942296427
anon that webm is highly lewd restrain yourself

>>942295211 (OP)
Never been a big fan of the shiny face look.

>>942296465
no elle you cant wear that its too big

>>942296465
Oh for fuck sake.

>>942296233
I'm sitting on the couch with the TV on and this chick is in this movie too
Gives strong Moner in transformers vibes

>>942296516
anya in traditional ayy lmao dress

>>942296516
This a costume for Dune 3?

>>942296576
Looks way too interesting for Villenueve's bland designs.

>>942296465
elle looks like the world's cutest hand grenade

>>942296524
what's the movie? i've never seen a transformers movie.

>>942296524

Who's your Transformers-Fu?

>>942296612
>world's cutest hand grenade
I'd pull her pin iykwim
>webm
she's a good girl

>>942296667
i wanna bundle dakota up in a comfy jacket and stroll through a christkindlmarket on a clear, cold day.

>>942296659
easy

>>942296736
>Cold
Fuck winter.

>>942296514
Nice lol
KOTH has so many lessons for us

>>942296736
it is the season after all for cold markets and hot drinks

>>942296667
rockstar elle

>>942296612
Pacific rim 2. I've watched the first one before but never the second one
>i've never seen a transformers movie.
Not even the first one? Were you not a fan of the cartoons and toys?
>>942296659
When they movies were out? Megan
Right now with how they currently look like? Haiz
If I had to choose one today but based on their prime? Moner

>>942296797
came out swinging like tiger woods wife

>>942296797
holy fuck

>>942296801
i love winter, but i understand why lots of folks don't. adorable dakota pic. <3

>>942296814
cozy times for sure. ᓚᘏᗢ

>>942296850
>Pacific rim 2
never saw that one. the first one's great. and ummmm naw i never was all that into them, but now i remember i saw the old animated one from the 80s. but it's been a long time.

>>942296384
OK, Bob... It's a ceramic dalmatian!!! A finely sculpted rendition of the venerable spotted canine, lovingly painted and finished in a durable shellac guaranteed not to flake or crack. And it can be yours if The Price Is Right. Bob?

>>942296945
>cozy
with marshmallows or without marshmallows answer carefully

>>942297011
with, of course! dakota and elle are marshmallows after all. <3

>>942297011
elle eyes

>>942297011
The only correct answer is with marshmallows without whipped cream.

>>942296945
What was your choice as a kid?
Hot wheels? G.i.joes? Superheroes?

>>942296797

BASED!

>>942297058
>based <3
but do you agree with this weird anon about cream
>>942297087
no way

>>942296962
And our first contestant is Denise. Hellooo Denise! What is your bid for that ceramic dalmatian?

>>942297087

Agreed

>>942297099
hm...nintendo and final fantasy characters mostly, though i did go through a bit of a power rangers phase as a kid. :P but yeah, also some superheroes. mostly batman, spider-man, and the x-men.

>>942297140
i suppose it depends on who...on what the whipped cream is on. <.<

>>942297140
^_^
elle

>>942297256
on your hot chocolate silly anon :D

>>942297140
Foolish answer. But then, we should expect that, no?
>>942297256
Affinity for enjoying whipped cream off creamy surfaces?
>>942297161
Knew you'd have my back K

>>942297256
I'm sure you had a Kimberly figure and you'd do her hair

>>942297353
underrated blonde

>>942297376
with some choco sprinkles? :3

>>942297457
(^///^)ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ

>>942297495
so, ummm...at the risk of being cringe, i had a lot of nintendo plushies. my peach and zelda plushies were married and held court a lot. (^///^)

>>942297567
Lmao, wholesome
Toys can't be cringe, they are just toys

>>942297457
well I'm kinda lying I haven't bought a hot chocolate in ages but maybe this year with everything on top
>>942297567
if you've got a sweet tooth ;D

>>942297567
>maybe
That translates into "Definitely and it's been a full fantasy at least twice". Also, how could you possibly deprive Zelda of perhaps the world's only loyal AND silent twink?
>>942297611
I understand one with all the works, to say you did

>>942297605
i had way too many plushies as a kid. any excuse to get more. i played every claw machine i came across. i still have a habit, but it's more manageable these days.

>>942297611
yiss i do <3

>>942297633
a fantasy now. a reality...then. with -her-...

>>942297725
tfw no elle friend

>>942297633
what's new in /cel/ anyway
>>942297725
extra chocolate and extra marshmallows until they're falling off and extra cream all over

>>942297725
I bet you get plushies "for the princess" now but you still like having them :)

>>942297725
I should have expected that. I'm sure she had you taste a whole menu off her.
>>942297787
Nothing new under the sun. Though your now pretty much the last of the elle posters

watch out watch out

watch out watch out

>>942297763
didn't she marry some nepo baby

>>942297148
Denise: One hundred dollars.
Bob: Denise bids one hundred dollars. Tamika?
Tamika: One Fifty!
Bob: Tamika bids 150 dollars James?
James: Imma bid a hunred, Bob
Bob: Now James... [audience laughter] ... maybe you haven't seen our show before. Where did you say you're from?
James: I'm from Butte, Montana, Bob
Bob: Well OK then. James, let me explain how this game works. Each contestant gives their best guess at the actual retail price of the item. The contestant who guesses closest without going over the actual price wins the prize. Do you understand now?

>>942297991
Love the Xochi cameo

>>942297991

They sent each other the Hulk/Black Widow webm right?

>>942298023
>>942298054

>>942297863
that must mean I'm the best

>>942297941
James: Yaah, I get it. I could win a ceramic dalmatian. Who the fuck wants a ceramic dalmatian?

>>942297773
solidarity, anon
solidarity

>>942297787
yeh, da good stuff
extra dakota, extra elle

>>942297833
i get her one big plush toy every couple of months, she immediately rips it apart, and i spend the next few weeks finding bits of cotton around the house :P

>>942297863
off her, off him...i was ruined...

>>942298358
extra Dakota extra Elle all night

I miss old New York

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpGbAW9Hg1I
hooooooooooooooooooly

>>942298764

Jesus! Talk about a win/win/win situation.

>>942298358
She is a natural born KILLER, I tell you!

>>942298723
>ice hockey
No thx

>>942298626
best pillows

>>942299092
a serial killer maybe. sometimes she just tears into a toy, but most times she performs surgery, taking apart the seams with her teeth and methodically pulling the cotton out while gingerly setting it aside.

>>942295211 (OP)
>>942295368
how small is that dyke?

>>942300281
Elle's gigantic, like supermodel tall.

>>942300793
Here we go again

>>942300544
elven princess deserves a fuckpet

Any other anons enjoy imaging what these celebrities get up to behind closed doors?

>>942301061
Getting impregnated?

>>942301168
Most are

>>942301252
Shotgun wedding.

>>942295666
how did she never have more stories or nudes from her drunk days come out?

>>942301432
the 1 bout her being found naked in the hotel is peak fire

>>942302168
agreed, just wish there were other stories beyond that one

>>942302303
...and videos

>>942302238
adorable

>>942302612
What do you think of Carly Rae Jepson looking like this a month after her wedding?

>>942302612
>>942302655

>>942302778
I wonder if you'll ever post someone attractive before Christmas

>>942302655
>>942302687
makes me wish it was my hand on her belly

>>942302948
Nice hairline, freak

>>942302687
black baby inside

>>942303071
comfy

>>942303226
yessir

dont wanna sleep, gonna play with my penis instead

>>942303785
Good plan, I'll do the same

>>942303814
describe it

>>942303895
I'll wrap my fingers gently around my shaft, then I'll start repeatesly moving my hand up and down with a very light twisting motion whenever I reach the tip

>>942303315
So shes the white queen in the xmen correct?

>>942304045
>white nationalist playing marginalized character
lol

>>942304435
wouldn't be able to keep my hands or lips off it

hand sex for hotties

>>942304783
Fore the sole purpose of ____

>>942304783

This pleases Charli!

>>942304961
The only times I've wanked to her was in AI threads, when she's getting blacked

>>942304848
pleasing the goddess, I assume?
>>942304961
yes
>>942305024
based

>>942305086
birthday gorl tomorrow

>>942305069
>pleasing the goddess
Valid answer

>>942305069
Funny how that works....

>>942305107
was there a more correct answer
>>942305153
luckily i just came so i dont have to cum my brains out to this pic
>i will save it tho :]

I just cracked one off to lily. came so hard. kept imagining her saying to me "I'm your girlfriend. I love you." etc

>>942305177
It's pretty good, isn't it

>>942305086
when she reads the kpop subreddit

>>942305177
There is not a single correct answer but I had "tributing" in mind

>>942305320
I need to get my bbc sucked by a white chick

CHOLI PLEASE BRO

ALLISON CHOLI BROCKY
BROCKY CHOLI ALLISON

challison broli

HE'S STILL AWAKE BROS!!!!!!!

>>942295211 (OP)
Kill left, rape right

>>942297140
>>942298190
Need pleasure bot Elle bad

>>942306283
Based on this image, I'm guessing it's revealed she's an android. Boring.

>>942306122
Mare of Easttown was an amazing miniseries by the way. Only 7 episodes too

The more you actually see the alien in a Predator movie, the worse it is.

>>942304582
Hopefully we'll get more in the future.

>>942295211 (OP)
>>942295368
>>942295879
>>942295853
>>942296814

there's no way people actually think these bitches look attractive...right? I saw hotter women at the mall today.

>>942306574
Private Kristen reporting for duty

All hail the queen

>>942306551
yeah we get it troy. i'm sure all the attractive women you saw today were begging for you to impregnate them too.

>>942307310
chill with the projection. Celebrities are just particularly basic looking and you guys shoot off to them like they're goddesses or something.

Can even feeding Moloch children's blood resurrect her career?

>>942307555

4/10 with a nigger nose and a 50 year old's crows feet. Yeah that's enough of this thread today.

>>942297927
her dad is giga billionaire nelson peltz

who married into whom?

>>942307310
This random chick from the dilf fap thread looks better than everything on this thread.

>>942308054
What are you telling me for?

>>942308102
Thanks to you, I will never take my deductive reasoning skills for granted ever again. You have a good night, son.

>>942308153
ok

>>942308492
When the girl uses mirror strategy to show ass and tiddy at the same time >>

>>942308983
forreal bro

>>942309079
Charli is the best

>>942309121
can't argue with that one. love charli.

>>942309211
luv me charli, simple as

>>942309229
gigabased

>>942309251
>>942309268
is this troy

>>942309241
She has the best nipples I've ever seen on a lady

>>942309375
yee

>>942309387
ZOOM ENHANCE

>>942309449
now how about this one

>>942309480
My mouth is watering I fear

>>942309497
hoooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>942309523
I would suckle like a starving newborn I'm not sorry

>>942309609
Also her tits themselves are like the perfect shape.. so natural

>>942309582
on*

>>942309681
Fuuuuck just the best

>>942309720
hit img limit or i'd post more for ya

>>942309901
I'm so fucking ugly

Phimosis.

>>942309991
wish I hadn't looked that word up

>>942310323
Imagine having it.

The Archivist is drunk again.

Drunk on loneliness and child lust

J-Fart is drunk again.

Troy is drunk again.

I'm not ironic, I'm just an unimaginative, humorless cunt with nothing else to do.

The Herman Miller chair is drunk again.

Hersh nu

Hersh is drunk again.

No change of tactic, as I don't have a creative bone in my body. Just doubling down and repetition.

No change of tactic, as I don't have a creative bone in my body. Just doubling down and repetition.

Jonathan Greenblatt

Avram Iosifov Fuksman

>>942310669
>>942310698
J-Fart's drunk again.

you lot are useless

>>942311446
>>942311446

>>942309679
>>942309665
>>942309653
Not celebs

>>942308007
Pedophile

>>942307555
>>942306395
>>942302948
>>942302778
>>942301930
Not celebs

>>942297161
Not a celeb