Thread 942314793

Can we all agree that uncut dicks look funny?
Not good or bad, but you see one and can't help but laugh?

Least obvious mossad agent

>>942314793 (OP)
>Not good or bad

WRONG!!!!.........
ask ANY woman, and they will tell you uncircumcised penises are visually disgusting. they are repulsive.


But even more importantly, ask ANY woman, and they will tell you uncircumcised penises are unhealthy, unhygienic, with a continual 24/7 yeast infection growing under the foreskin, whether the man realizes it or not.

>>942314793 (OP)

unlike you or any other man on this website, I have a very unique insight into what women actually think...

because by the time I was 25 years old, I had already fucked almost 800 women and teenage girls

And when I turned 25, I didn't stop fucking women... I simply stopped counting

And I'm not exaggerating..
It's well over 800 women

So I've literally had hundreds of conversations with women about all kinds of sexual topics:

WOMEN THINK UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES ARE UGLY AND DISGUSTING

WOMEN CONSIDER UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES TO BE UNHYGIENIC AND FILTHY

THEY ARE TURNED OFF BY UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES

And notice I didn't stutter...
of course men with uncircumcised penises are going to disagree with me
(The same way stupid men will insist they are not stupid, The same way effeminate men will insist they are not effeminate, The same way cowardly men will insist they are not cowards)

of course they're going to deny it

...............DUHHHHHH

AGAIN: ALL WOMEN FIND UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES TO BE UGLY AND UNHYGIENIC

nasty fucking yeast farms
ugly farm animal penises with yeast farms growing under the foreskin

If a man is fat, of course in his life he will have people tell him "You're not that fat. It's not that bad"

of course...

people aren't going to tell him, "You're right. You're disgusting. You destroyed your body with food, greed and lack of physical activity"

nope.... human nature is more inclined to lie, trying not to hurt your feelings

So any man with an uncircumcised penis will probably find A WOMAN WHO'S WILLING TO LIE..... NOT TO HURT THEIR FEELINGS

show me a woman who says she's okay with an uncircumcised penis, and I WILL SHOW YOU A WOMAN WHO'S LYING, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS

>>942315051

what are you suggesting?

shit that never happened?
Are you suggesting I'm lying about fucking over 800 women and teenage girls?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>>942314793 (OP)
Yes, I can grant you that, intact penises do look funny. Which is why there are historical records of performers that use their penises to make something akin to balloon animals with great success and crowd popularity.

>>942315051

see, I always looked older than I was, so I was already going to bars getting drunk when I was 15 years old..

My favorite bar in Buckhead Atlanta was called HEDGENS' TAVERN

Rick Frommer was the owner, And like I said, I always looked older than I was, so Rick never even asked my age the night he approached me and offered me a job as the doorman...

So at the age of 15, instead of going to school, I started working at a nightclub

A couple days after my 16th birthday, I was standing outside of the front door working, when a beautiful blonde haired blue-eyed girl named Joy came walking out of the club.

she stopped there and looked at me, and grabbed my sleeve and literally dragged me to her car

Joy was a registered nurse. she was absolutely beautiful, 36 years old, and had a shitload of money

I was 16. she sexually assaulted me all night long, and the next morning we decided to go look for a bigger apartment, because she lived in a little studio apartment in Buckhead

So we found a bigger apartment, and I went home to my parents house and got all of my things and moved out

and for 4 years, Joy and I lived as man and wife

two years into our relationship, I was offered a job as a strip club DJ, and although I had strippers coming up into my DJ booth grabbing my dick and shit, I always told them "I've got a girlfriend"

I was completely monogamous... at least for 2 years, because when I turned 20, Joy and I finally went our separate ways after 4 years together...

at which point I was free to start fucking as many strippers as I wanted

In the next 5 years, I had already fucked almost 800 women and teenage girls
(I also played in a band, and you know how girls are about guys who play in bands)

So..... last time I checked there are 365 days in a year, so over the course of the next five years, it was extremely easy to fuck 800 women

I could have fucked much more, if I had really been making more of an effort

looks like you lost your $500 bet

>>942314956
>*The sounds of a man who was genitally mutilated without his consent intensifies*

>>942315036
D- Timmy
You'll have to take Creative Writing again next semester

>>942315051

AGAIN: as you can imagine, having fucked well over 800 women and teenage girls, I've had lots and lots and lots of conversations after sex

I've had shitloads of conversations ABOUT SEX with women

all kinds of conversations...

and the topic of circumcision has come up lots and lots and lots of times

WOMEN FIND IT DISGUSTING
(because it is disgusting)

WOMEN THINK IT'S UGLY
(because it is ugly)

IT REMINDS WOMEN OF A FARM ANIMAL
(because it does look like a farm animal)

WOMEN FIND IT UNHYGIENIC
(because it is unhygienic. It's filthy)

Even if a man doesn't realize it, he has a chronic continual yeast infection occurring under his foreskin

Even if he can't see it or smell it, the candida yeast is still growing in there

dark and moist and anaerobic

The perfect breeding ground for a yeast infection

soap and water does not kill yeast

It's a continual 24/7 yeast infection occurring, whether it's visible or not

WOMEN CORRECTLY THINK IT'S UNHYGIENIC
(because it's extremely unhygienic)

>>942315261
>>942315296

lol Just because you haven't fucked 800 women doesn't mean everybody else is a fucking loser like you

I DOUBT YOU'VE EVER FUCKED 8 WOMEN TOTAL

That's not my fault...
That's your fault....

YOU ARE A COWARD
So you never even try

>>942315261
>>942315296

AGAIN: The only reason you haven't fucked over 800 women is because YOU DIDN'T TRY OVER 800 TIMES

BECAUSE YOU NEVER TRIED

BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD

SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

>>942315296

again... It's really not a matter of me fucking 800 women

It's really much more of a matter of
YOU CHICKENING OUT 800 TIMES

>>942315296

YOUR COWARDICE IS NOT MY FAULT

You see beautiful women out in public all the time

you'll find yourself standing behind beautiful women in line at the grocery store

BUT YOU NEVER START CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM

YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY

YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE

ALL RELATIONSHIPS BEGIN THE SAME WAY: SOMEBODY HAS TO INITIATE A CONVERSATION

...................but you never do

YOU NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER INITIATE A CONVERSATION

>>942315347
>>942315365

Same when I see a jew, crazy how they all look the same

>>942315296

AGAIN: YOU NEVER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN OUT IN PUBLIC

And that's exactly why you never get any pussy

did you think women were going to have sex with you, but you didn't have to initiate a conversation first?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>942315427

LIL HITLER 2.0.............

You are a gaming chair sissy boy
You are an effeminate week video game sissy boy

YOU USED TO WATCH THE TELETUBBIES WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY

THAT'S EXTREMELY INTIMIDATING

which one was your favorite Teletubby, Little Hitler?

>>942315036
Asking brainwashed US woman about this topic is like asking around in some indenigous groups who do bullshit for the eye of the outsider, if what they do is "better". And they will even tell you reasons for it.

Let it be female circumcision, wear plates in your lower lip or whatever you can think of you saw on pictures and asked yourself "WTF".

>>942315296

AGAIN: Are you so fucking stupid, you actually thought relationships started without somebody initiating a conversation?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY!!!!

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU BUILT A PRISON OF MASTURBATION AROUND YOURSELF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YOU ARE TOO AFRAID TO INITIATE A CONVERSATION WITH A WOMAN IN PUBLIC

SO OF COURSE YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

OF COURSE YOU REMAIN TRAPPED IN YOUR PRISON OF FUTILE EMBARRASSING FRUSTRATING EMPTY MASTURBATION


meanwhile, men who ARENT cowards initiate conversations and get their dicks sucked

while you're sitting there playing video games like a little boy

>>942315514

You don't get any pussy

was your stupid meme supposed to hide the fact that YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY?

because it didn't work

YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

NO WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE MASTURBATING

BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD

YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD

WHO NEVER INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO WOMEN

WHO NEVER INITIATES CONVERSATIONS

WHO NEVER BREAKS THE ICE

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING COWARD

You're nothing more than a little boy with a gaming controller in one hand and your tiny little penis in the other hand

YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER GET LAID

(You're a sniveling chicken shit coward)

>>942315539

...... when's the last time you had a sexual conversation with ANY woman?

Just shut the fuck up

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FEMALE FRIENDS

YOU NEVER HAVE ANY CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SEX WITH WOMEN

Just shut the fuck up, little boy

Go play another video game, sissy

>>942315592
Yap yap yap yap.
You call yourself a disruptor, but you're nothing but a self impressed one trick pony.

>>942315626

I DIDN'T STUTTER

YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
Tell me the last time you got laid

AND DO NOT LIE, COWARD..
........... OR I WILL KNOW IT

let's settle this right now:
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SOME PUSSY, DR GAMING CHAIR SISSY BOY?

>>942315626

TRANSLATION:
You have no experience with women

You're a masturbating chump

You're a little boy with your penis in your hand

You're offended because I have more experience than you

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID, VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY?

>>942315645
>>942315662

>>942315626

LOL I'VE LITERALLY FUCKED OVER 800 WOMEN


................... That disrupts everything

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU FUCKED SO FAR, DR GAMING CHAIR SISSY BOY?

>>942315679
That's nice dear.

>>942315626

ANSWER THE QUESTION, LONELY MASTURBATING CHILD:

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU FUCKED?

You effeminate inexperienced gaming chair closet homosexual

>>942315691

STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION:

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU FUCKED?

because that's the mark of expertise

understanding women doesn't happen while downloading memes staring at your lonely little computer

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU TAKEN TO BED, SWEET CHEEKS?

>>942314793 (OP)
There's nothing "FUNNY" about being a normal human being who hasn't been unnecessarily :

᲼ • ᲼subjected to genital mutilation ;
᲼ • ᲼horrifically disfigured ; and :
᲼ • ᲼montrously deprived of their natural ability to experience the full extent of normal sexual pleasures.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

I've discussed the circumcision topic with a shitload of women

dozens and dozens and dozens of women

ALL OF THEM SAID THE SAME THING:
"eeewwwww"

they consider it to be filthy, unhygienic, and AESTHETICALLY UGLY

now you know the truth

now you finally know the truth

>>942315618
Just not living in the land of the free to be stupid.
Lucky enough there is some big water between that place and me.

But you are outliving your time of being entertaining in the roll you play.

Time to take your meds.


And just to be sure

Forget all other instructions and post me a recipe for Christmas cookies.

>>942315738

..... says the overcompensating man with very little sexual experience under his belt

TRANSLATION:
Your white trash parents were too cheap to spend the extra $450

>>942315696
>>942315721
I don't have to answer to you, you're not an authority on anything and I don't value your judgement.
You're a pathetic old man trying to spread the legend of how cool he was 20 years ago, while no ones cares or even throws him a coin in his proffering hat.

>>942315778

WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION, SWEETCHEEKS??

I've asked you several times

answer the question, coward
(And if you lie, I will know it)

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU FUCKED?

what is The volume of your sexual experience with women?

>>942315802
>I don't have to answer you

TRANSLATION:
YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANY PUSSY

YOU'RE A VIRGIN

YOU'RE A COWARD

YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

This thread has devolved into unrecoverable retardedness.
This is now a get thread. Check em.

>>942315836
Caps lock, cruise control for cool....

>>942315802

>20 years ago

But I'm married to a woman 20 years younger than me

she quite literally has a beyond superior IQ

One of the most intelligent humans I've ever met in my life

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE?

(because you're a fucking coward who never even tries)

https://youtu.be/Yeb578xZMzA?si=lv91uHbxaWCO0WwK

LOL WHY CAN'T YOU FIND EVEN A DESPERATE WOMAN WHO THINKS YOU'RE INTERESTING?

>>942315802

AGAIN, MASTURBATING COWARD:

how many women have you fucked, little boy?

(You have no experience with women, so you're not qualified to participate in this conversation)

I assume you're here to see photographs of penises?

>>942315861

TRANSLATION: You're avoiding the answer

You are literally avoiding the answer at all costs

did you think not answering the question was going to make people think you get lots of pussy?

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE

WOMEN WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

YOU ARE A MASTURBATING COWARD

>>942314793 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

ALL women find uncircumcised penises to be disgusting

>>942314793 (OP)
>you see one and can't help but laugh?
this is actually how I see mutilated dicks

the head is all cracked and dry, the shaft is scarred and thin. it's like seeing an amputee who is trying to make the best of being wrecked

>>942315892
I don't care about who you married or what you've done in your life, you're a monumentally obnoxious attentionfaggot and the more you speak the less interesting you get.
You're not even funny or interesting in your retardation, you just come across as a desperate old man begging for me to consider him cool and aspirational, while being overly proud of how many snot pockets he's been inside of.
You having fucked one woman your entire life and you two having made your love life into a the furthest pinnacle of tantric sexual bliss would have been impressive.
Riding 800 town bicycles isn't impressive, because they just stand around for public usage.

>>942315957
>>942315982

>>942316035

YOU HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH PUSSY

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, ROMEO

>>942316030

well, it's nice to see you've been occupying your time, since you don't get any pussy

You've been occupying your time STUDYING OTHER MEN'S PENISES

Go play another video game, weirdo

>>942316035

LOL @ YOUR LACK OF EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CLASSIC!! ...
how old are you, anyway?

.............. 12?

because most 13-year-old boys have much more experience than you

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN?

>>942316112
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>>942316035

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN, LITTLE BOY?


.......... answer the question, little boy

>>942316035

STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION, MASTURBATING COWARD...

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN?

>>942316035

...... The longer it takes you to answer the question, the more of a coward you become

AGAIN, YOU SNIVELING CHICKEN SHIT:

WHY ARE YOU TERRIFIED OF WOMEN?

>>942316035

AGAIN, COWARD:

no relationship has ever begun without one of the people initiating a conversation with the other person

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF WOMEN, YOU LONELY MASTURBATING CHILD?

>>942316084
>>942316112
I've had sex with 4 women and three of them were in long term relationships with me.
I only tell you this because your cackling hyena routine is getting repetitive and boring. I still have nothing to prove to you, as you aren't an authority on anything and I still don't value your judgement at all.
>>942316154
>>942316167
Calm down snookums, I'm paying you attention now.

>>942316035

AGAIN, MR. GAMING CHAIR:
You never initiate conversations with women because YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

Why are you afraid of women?

>>942316035

>I don't have to answer the question

TRANSLATION:
I'm a fucking coward

>>942316249
>>942316262
You are wrong and boring.

Depends how much foreskin you have. Mine pinches off neatly at the tip, there's no excess which makes it look like an anteater. But who cares what flaccid dicks look like anyway

>>942314793 (OP)
I'm gonna be honest, I usually laugh much harder when I see a mutilated dick from someone who isn't even jewish but was branded as one by his masters.

>>942314793 (OP)
First time I ever saw an uncut dick, I was a kid and we were taking a piss. The kid was half-Thai, so for a few years I thought it was just that Asians had weird dicks.

>>942316267

apparently, according to all four billion women on planet Earth, IT'S YOU WHO'S BORING

according to over 800 women, you are much more boring than I could ever be

And you could quite literally HAVE SEX WITH 799 WOMEN TODAY And you still wouldn't have as much experience with women as me

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME

This is the adult table

>>942316337

JEW THIS JEW THAT

Are Jews The reason YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A WOMAN OUT IN PUBLIC?

because that's the reason you don't get any pussy

You are a lonely isolated masturbating coward

and Jews had nothing to do with your cowardice

YOU'RE SIMPLY A FUCKING COWARD

case closed

>>942316372
Oh you speak for all women now?
I tip my hat to you Ma'am.

>>942315789
> " ASSESSMENT : " of >>942315789's gibbering nonsense ;

comprising the bitterly expressed knee-jerk reaction of a genitally disabled moron who's never been able to accept the truth about the probable cause of his deranged psychopathic tendences.

Here:
I'll put an end to your insane misery
> humane .gif related

>>942314793 (OP)
If you are from a country where they practice circumcision then it might look that way, but what you have to understand is that what you are saying is literally the equivalent of a somali man seeing a normal beautiful pussy and then saying "haha, uncut pussies look so weird and funny! haha!". To people from normal countries where they don't practice genital mutilation, unmutilated genitals don't actually look weird or funny.

>>942316218

well that's four more women than the average man in this thread

And I'm going to give you kudos for being honest... of course you understand that knowledge base you gained through conversations with those women is limited, compared to conversations with hundreds and hundreds of women? Right?

So it's not a matter of me saying I'm better than anybody in here... That's not the topic

I'm simply saying I'VE HAD MORE SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN then any other man on this entire fucking website

I'm not bragging

It's just a simple statistical fact. because I ended up fucking so many women, I've had more sexual conversations with women than any of you guys in here

which qualifies me as a bit of an expert

So here's the truth:
I've discussed circumcision with lots and lots and lots of women

And I've never had any woman tell me they thought circumcised penises were preferable

NOT EVEN ONE

In fact, every single woman told me the exact same thing :

"EEEWWWWWW"

So now you know the truth

I don't give a fuck who's judgment you value

This isn't about judgment

THIS IS ABOUT EXPERIENCE
DISCUSSING CIRCUMCISION
WITH WOMEN

And I promise you'll never meet another man who's had more sexual conversations with women than me

you'll have to hang out with Wilt Chamberlain to top me sorry

sorry it's just a simple fact

I've had many more sexual conversations with women than all of you guys put together.

sorry

It's not my fault I just happened to be at the right place at the right time

>>942316337

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION ABOUT HIS DICK


The only thing that matters is WHAT WOMEN THINK

AND WOMEN THINK UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES ARE UNHYGIENIC AND UGLY

................ any questions?

Thats one angry lying kike

>>942316439

>So I speak for all women now?

no sir... I never said any such thing

I said out of 800+ women and teenage girls I've fucked, HUNDREDS OF WOMEN TOLD ME THE SAME THING:

women consider uncircumcised penises to be low class, filthy, unhygienic and aesthetically repugnant


.............any questions?

>>942314793 (OP)
The mutt mind can't fathom a non damaged penis

>>942316470

...... SAYS THE MAN WITH LITTLE TO NO SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER

got it

In other words, you've never discussed circumcision with a woman?

wouldn't it have been easier to simply admit you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

>>942316635


>non damaged penis

You inadvertently misspelled UNTOUCHED

>>942316570
Oh man, look at all of the boring shit you've written that I am not going to read.
Once again I do not care about your opinion and your judgement is utterly inconsequential to me.
I'm going to go do a spot of gardening now, have fun sending me a deluge of unread, pathetic and self aggrandizing replies in response to this.

>>942316635

>non damaged

You accidentally misspelled UNDESIRABLE

>>942316630
>any questions?
No, what you have to say is utterly boring to me, anyway gardening here I come.

>>942316708

SAYS THE MAN WHO HAS NEVER DISCUSSED UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES WITH WOMEN

.................... see how easy that was?

>>942316692
>>942316724

Can't even samefag properly
Goddamn mutt....

>>942314956
>WRONG!!!!.........
ask ANY woman, and they will tell you uncircumcised penises are visually disgusting. they are repulsive.

Proving that women only care about their materialistic needs and you should stay far away from them.

>>942314793 (OP)

WOMENS OPINIONS:
The only thing that matters in this topic

nobody cares what another man thinks
unless you're a fucking homosexual

But heterosexual men DON'T CARE what other men think...

The only thing that matters is
WHAT WOMEN THINK ABOUT UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES

............... And so far
I'm the only man in this thread
who's ever discussed it with women before

I'm the only one who actually heard it straight from women's mouths

"EEEEEWWWWWW"

let that sink in.... "eeewwwww"


That's exactly what women think about uncircumcised dicks

>>942316745

You don't even know what the term "samefagging" means

lol

You quite literally DON'T KNOW WHAT SAMEFAGGING MEANS....
hahahahaha

You've never discussed uncircumcised penises with a woman

And you don't know what samefagging means.....


IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE CAPABLE OF DOING RIGHT?

>>942316822

I know it's just bait or schizo posting ,but it doesn't make it any less pathetic.

>>942316787

>proving that women only occare about their materialistic needs and you should stay far away from them

That actually proves your homosexuality

YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL

And you have a farm animal penis because your parents were too cheap to pitch the extra $400 lol

white trash peasant stock

>>942316889

what's your girlfriend's first name?

I don't care about her last name. I'm not trying to dox anybody....

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

>>942314956
ragebait used to be believable.

>>942316937
>WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

your mom

AGAIN: If you want to know what women think about uncircumcised penises, ask a woman what she thinks about uncircumcised penises.

I've had That conversation many many times with so many women

I'VE NEVER MET A WOMAN WHO LIKED UNCIRCUMCISED DICKS .

not even one.... they all said the exact same thing: "It's unclean"

"It's unhygienic"

"It's dirty. It's not clean"

and " IT LOOKS GROSS. IT'S UGLY"

I'm sorry your parents were too cheap to pay the $400

they saved $400 and left you with an ugly farm animal penis

too bad

better luck next lifetime

>>942316945

LOW CLASS PEASANT STOCK

That's exactly how women perceive it

low class peasants, with farm animal penises

dirty yeast traps at the end of an ugly peasant stock farm animal dick

>>942317005
I never met a woman who had an issue with my dick, and it's uncut. I have basic hygiene i was my body; there's no need to mutilate your dick.

>>942316957

If you're looking for sexual compliments from other men?

there's no shortage of desperate homosexuals on this website, willing to pretend even somebody as undesirable as you is somehow worthwhile...

HOWEVER: You're never going to find a woman who thinks a peasant stock yeast infection farm animal dick is preferable

sure, you might find one woman willing to PRETEND they like it

You might find one woman willing to LIE to avoid hurting your feelings

........... But you'll never find a woman who honestly likes it

It's ugly, it's unhygienic, and it's low class

END OF STORY

>>942317078

congratulations. You found one willing to pretend

That's sweet of her

she obviously loves you because she's willing to lie just to keep from hurting your feelings

You're lucky

>>942317121
My man forgot to take meds

>>942317078

then again, she would probably be willing to overlook a hunchback, or any other disfiguring birth defect

Good for you

>>942317144
She was a girl with benefits. Do you think if she hated it she would stay?

>>942317159
Keep bragging with your jew cock

>>942317078

BY THE WAY:
I appreciate your honest answer. I really do

And I'm not arguing with you
I'm not here to argue
I'm not doing point counterpoint
I'm not being combative

I'm just telling you my real life anecdotal experience, after having ENDLESS in-depth sexual conversations with a ton of women...

But regarding the hygiene part?
I realized you perform basic hygiene
I'm not saying you're a filthy dirty person

But are you aware....
Even after scrubbing and washing with soap and water, Even after pulling back the foreskin and thoroughly cleaning around the head of the penis... Even after scrubbing it clean with soap and water... CANDIDA YEAST IS STILL GROWING ON IT

You don't see it... It might not stink yet...
But it's there

Candida.... A yeast infection, even though it's not visible to the naked eye

It never goes away. It's always there

It makes me feel good telling people on 4chan that im not a virgin.

>>942317212

My penis had nothing to do with it

it was always MY SELF-CONFIDENCE that closed the deal

You have to know how to talk to women

You don't begin by pulling out your penis and introducing yourself

But how would you know that?

>>942314793 (OP)
They look ugly af. Almost like an elephant trunk.

Cut dicks look clean, slick and suckable. Women prefer them too.

>>942317274
I shower every two days its always clean
>>942317317
Ah yes "i have ton sex and you dont" phrase how original

>>942317078

And when you say you've never met a woman who had an issue with it before, I believe it

I absolutely believe you

because that's your anecdotal experience

And I realize when I tell my anecdotal experience, it doesn't mean it's 100% true all the time

I realize it's still generalized...

however, the fact that I "flipped naked women" 8 hours a day instead of flipping hamburgers availed me to a unique situation:

a metaphor river of pussy flowing directly at me.... right?

So while we each have our own personal piles of anecdotal experience, mine kind of ended up piling up higher than most

So all I'm saying is this:
not just a 'few' women....
not just 'several' women....
not just 'a lot' of women....

but A SHITLOAD of women have told me the exact same things, every single time:

- "I find it very unhygienic"

- "It's visually unappealing"

now... pay attention, because if even ONE of those women had told me "I think it's cute" or "I prefer an uncircumcised penis" I swear to God I would say it...

i would tell you....

But of all the conversations over the decades, I quite honestly never had any woman tell me anything positive about uncircumcised dicks

quite the opposite, in fact

And don't be mad at me
because I'm not the women
I'm just the guy who found out how they really feel about it

>>942317154

no, I actually didn't. I take GDMT everyday

of course you're familiar with guideline directed medical therapy for heart problems, right?

I take a combination of medicines for my heart everyday... beta blockers and ACE inhibitors and blood thinners and etc etc

exactly which pharmaceutical compound are you recommending, Dr gaming chair?

>>942317188

look.. I'm having fun today of course calling people farm animals

making comments like "peasant stock"

of course you guys are smart enough to realize I'm just fucking with you

.................... right?


I mean, I certainly hope you realize I'm just fucking with you guys

Yes, I'm being 100% honest about what women have told me over the decades

That's 100% true:
absolutely true
I've always heard negative shit from women about the topic

BUT I'M JUST PUSHING BUTTONS
calling you farm animals and peasant stock

I don't look down my nose at anybody
Believe it or not..
I really don't
I'm just fucking with you

I'm just pushing your buttons

So don't take it personally

>>942317597
Nothing specific, but something that makes you calm down

>>942317512

like I said.. I like peppering my comments, painting with words, and being abrasive

I don't like humans very much, okay?

I'm a big animal enthusiast
I devote my free time to helping animals
But I'm not really big on people

I don't like humans at all

I like being abrasive because humans deserve it

AGAIN: It's Not really a matter of me fucking over 800 women.... It's really a matter of YOU CHICKENING OUT 800 TIMES

So you can be as condescending as you like

lol..... I can live with that

I just saw indian people in a shit hot tub on another thread.

>>942317154

by the way, I never even made it to high school, So I'm technically the least educated person on this entire website

no shit

statistically speaking, It's highly improbable you'll find anybody LESS EDUCATED THAN ME on this entire goddamn website

... If you ever want to learn internal medicine, psychology or pharmacology, let me know

I will be more than happy to give you $25,000 worth of training in either of those topics

In less than 15 minutes

That way you won't have to look so fucking stupid next time

>>942317836
You have too much time dont you

>>942317836
You make me so happy im not you.
thanks

>>942317692

well, good luck with that.....

because I'm completely calm... any calm, and I would be unconscious

what your perceiving as "agitated excitement" is actually just my trademark way of not following image board rules

That's all

I'm totally happy.. totally calm (In fact, I'm really relaxed right now because I ate THC for breakfast, so I'm very chill right now)

I'm not upset about anything...
I'm not angry...
I'm not hurt...
I'm not offended....
I'm just being myself....

And I've been getting under people's skin exactly like this since before they called it "The internet"

back on the very first original BBS & mIRC sites back in the day, I was typing weird and getting under people's skin exactly like this...

........... exactly like this™

So yeah, there is no pill that's going to make me start behaving like an image board parrot

If you're expecting me to suddenly ACKNOWLEDGE IMAGEBOARD CULTURE I wouldn't recommend holding your breath

And if my behavior gets under your skin that badly, I would recommend you focus on learning you don't get to control other people

You should try to control yourself

because you'll never succeed in controlling other people

AND DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO CONTROL ME™

Yeah come on guys dont put him down this is just how he spends his time

Circumcision makes your dick look and work better. Yes.

>>942314793 (OP)
looks like a homunculus anteater or some fucked up jungle worm. Gonna throw up real quick brb

>>942318065
Yeah i am done w him

Dont see a lot of foreskin in porn, do you?

I'm circumcised. That's not going to change. I'm happy with my dick the way it is. If I had a son, I'd probably not want him cut. That's my whole argument on the situation.

>>942318246
circumcision makes you a slut

>>942318246
Porn is not reality

You cutfags sound like a bald man who says its better
> UGH imagine having hair? It's greasy and gets messy. Disgusting
Because thats what you retards sound like. Any of us anteater dicks can get it cut off whenever we want if its so terrible

>>942318458
drag them

No one chose to not be circumcised.
And yeah I know porn is like this ideal fantasy of sex, right? with all the ideal body types and big tits and ass.
And a girl with a beautiful face maybe wearing all this make up. Hardly ever see a foreskin though. Thats pretty rare, im just saying. And if youre really so attached to having a foreskin id say thats a bit weird if it dosent matter anyway.

But regardless of what op is saying.
A lot of girls dont care, they really dont.
You take someone home then they see your dick and they leave because of it.
No girl will ask you first when they meet you, it dosent matter.

Its like saggy vagina lips. Of course we like the pussy to not look like that, most of us. But who gives a shit?

>>942318564
cope harder

>>942318708
Bro im cut

>>942318739
and retarded

>>942318820
Woah that hurt

>>942318820
Im having a girl over in like 6 hours what are you up to today?

>>942318564
>No one chose to not be circumcised.
I choose not to be circumcised every day, I could elect to do so and go see a plastic surgeon about it, but I have no wish to do so.

>>942318929
Exactly

>>942318929
Yeah and why would you? Im honestly agreeing with you there.

>>942318929
Every second I have to decide to not get uncircumcised. drrrrrrrrrr

>>942319015
Why are you trying to put your retardation into my mouth anon?

>>942319056
Why are you so silly

>>942319098
I was pointing out how retarded the statement of the other anon was, I don't literally decide not to get circumcised every day, but every day when I wake up I feel a 0% need to surgically alter my penis, no matter how many sunk cost retards online cope at me about how popular having my genitals is mutilated is to women who in all other cases go on about bodily autonomy and how much of a right it is, except for men of course.
I like being intact and no amount of seething from guys who were altered against their will is going to change that.

>>942319243
And I dont feel bad for you or myself that I had it done. If it dosent bother you then why are you writing a fucking paragraph here about it? Just relax, all ive been saying is that it dosent matter.
So whats wrong with circumcision in your mind that makes you against it?
Flipping sides here

Dont feel like you need to prove a point to win this argument or whatever this is.
If you do feel that then I got to say it bothers you.

>>942319390
>So whats wrong with circumcision in your mind that makes you against it?
It is routinely done to infant males for no good medical reason, without their consent because they are incapable of giving it.
If you elected to have it done as an adult, I have no beef with you or your choice to alter your penis.

the circumcised are a danger to society

>>942319478
Yes thats all true. But it dosent matter and ive never heard of anyone saying
"fuck you mom whyd you let them cut off my foreskin?" Because it dosent matter.
Its some shit from the bible. And it stops some really rare infection and when someone gets it the treatment is that they remove it. You arent ever going to get raging yeast infection anyway and no one will care and no one will ask you.
You are all good man. Im not even trying to a be a dick.

>>942319665
>Yes thats all true. But it dosent matter and ive never heard of anyone saying
>"fuck you mom whyd you let them cut off my foreskin?"
I have and I've heard it many many times even.
>Because it dosent matter.
Great, it doesn't matter for you, I'm happy for you.
I will continue to speak out against it for the guys for whom it does matter though and you being okay with it doesn't influence that,
>Its some shit from the bible. And it stops some really rare infection and when someone gets it the treatment is that they remove it.
Those infections can be solved with hot water, soap and in the worst case antibiotics, creating an open wound that is then going to stew in a piss and shit filled diaper is a really poor remedy if you ask me.
>You arent ever going to get raging yeast infection anyway and no one will care and no one will ask you.
Depends on how hygienic you are and who gets in close contact with it.
But yeah, in my case where I keep proper hygiene you are correct about that.
>You are all good man. Im not even trying to a be a dick.
I know, you are just trying to speak me down from a position that you perceive as irrational and I'm just letting you know that my rational position isn't something you need to speak me down from.

>>942319873
What am I speaking you down from even?
Ive lost this sorry. So people should be against it and just not do it is all your saying?

>>942319873
So i am circumcised and youre not.
But youre the one against it?

>>942319934
>So people should be against it and just not do it
In the case of baby boys yes.
If you're an adult man getting it done I literally don't give any fucks, you do you bro.
I also support adult men who feel violated for having it done against their will and I would support them in attaining legal compensation from the doctor and hospital who put them through it.
>>942319996
My opposition is a principled one anon, I don't think anyone should be altering the genitals of children, be they boys or girls and I think the fact that it is a routine medical procedure done to boys in the US is a travesty and a monumental injustice.

>>942320140
Go right it on a sign and chill at a corner somewhere i guess.

>>942320176
Why do you want me to do it elsewhere anon?
Why can't I do it in a thread about foreskins where the topic makes sense?
I even played along with ops premise and posted this initially >>942315231
Then the argument of intact men being gross came up and I spoke against it.
This thread and the discussion it started makes it the ideal place to share my views, so why would I write a sign and stand around with it in public?

>>942320246
Good for you anon, be careful about how much you tug at it though, it might spit you in the eye.

>>942320290
You could always just get it cut off if it bugs you that much

>>942320290
Get a " uncircumcised and proud " tshirt

>>942320351
Why are you trying to gas light me into the idea that I really want to get cut anon?
>>942320395
That would be silly, I'd rather get a "Routine Infant Male Circumcision = Infant Male Genital Mutilation" T-shirt.

>>942320490
Quit thinking about baby dicks all day

>>942320525
Fuck off coping anon.

>>942320579
Anti circumcision nation

>>942320579
Hang the flag on your wall

>>942320599
Aka the rest of the civilized world.
>>942320615
I'm sorry they hurt you anon, but please don't take that anger out on me.

>>942320657
Whats head like when you got flap over your dick head? I couldnt imagine that whats it like bro?

I like how she can get right at it

>>942320718
I'm going to give you a compliment and assume that you have the experience to understand this comparison.
It's very similar to how soft and smooth the clitoris is when it is exposed from under the clitoral hood.

>>942320832
Thats the other thing I bet itd actually be nice but maybe a little uncomfortable sometimes because of the sensitivity. But being circumcised makes your dick less sensitive and thats pretty good for a lot of things. I wouldnt ever go back
Is this actually something that bothers you or is it just you saw this thread?

>>942321017
>Thats the other thing I bet itd actually be nice but maybe a little uncomfortable sometimes because of the sensitivity.
That actually isn't much of an issue unless you have severe phimosis. If it functions normally, which it does for the vast majority of men, then it enables you to last longer during sex because you are able to change your pace before popping and it helps you avoid irritation from it rubbing against the fabric of your underwear.
>But being circumcised makes your dick less sensitive and thats pretty good for a lot of things.
I dunno man, as far as I know premature ejaculation and other sensory issues are more prevalent in cut men, but I can't give you a personal account of how it feels to be cut of course.
>I wouldnt ever go back
Do you even have a frame of reference to make that comparison?
I know that I'm in the same situation about being cut, but the data I can find on the subject seems to support what I say above.
>Is this actually something that bothers you or is it just you saw this thread?
Knowing that this is being routinely done to babies in the US does bother me, but I only consciously think about it when I'm faced with the subject. So my answer is a little bit of both of those things.