Thread 942317948

New York, how's it going?
Ready for the National Guard to arrive?

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>>942317948 (OP)

NATIONAL GUARD:
weak, unfit, out of shape video game douchebag white trash and niggers

weekend warriors

(only one weekend a month)

national guard are to soldiers
what security guards are to police

they're going to have a blast in New York
they're going to love it
they're not going to harass anybody
they're going to have a good time in New York

they want to try the New York Pizza
they want to see times square
they're going to love it!

(because they're white trash and niggers)

they're so low class, they've never been to New York before, so it will seem like a big deal to them

>>942317948 (OP)
I've known a few buddies in real life who were in the national guard

they were all out of shape losers

farthest thing from a soldier you could possibly imagine

Just take any geek loser, and give him the choice between the McDonald's uniform and a national guard uniform

That's all...

there's nothing more than your typical McDonald's employees

they didn't have money for college, so it was either McDonald's or the national guard

they're wimps, So they don't want to invest too heavily in the responsibilities of the military...

That's why they chose the national guard

So they can PRETEND to be soldiers

>>942318287
A "loser" is someone not playing by your rules?

>>942318287
Reminder: ANTIFA is now a terrorist organization. You should try and keep a low profile.

>>942318337
Name the last thing antifa did in the US

>>942317948 (OP)

There is a Confederate flag in my neighborhood. A woman owns it. Old woman. The house is kind of run down. Ceiling has that white paint stuff over the shingles to keep out the rain. Should've probably been replaced by now, but maybe she cant afford it.

Anyhow, I recently found it she's a cripple. Shes bed bound. Her son is getting money from the government to take care of her. I like her son, too. He likes to fly his drone all around town, so I always use him to find my dogs when they get out.

The government gives him money to take care of her. He bought a pretty nice off road 4 wheeler. He has a big, newish black truck out front. He's a pretty mediocre handyman that doesnt get much work.

My point is, he is the one that flies the Confederate flag. It's him, not his mom.

When his mom dies, his siblings will force a sale of the house. And then it won't fly that flag anymore. I wonder what they'll fly, then?

And I wonder where her son will go.

>>942317948 (OP)
OP is a cousin fucker

>>942318337

reminder:
It was either McDonald's or the National Guard

sedentary gaming chair physically unfit white trash and niggers, Not physically capable of being real soldiers

TO THEM, GOING TO NYC WILL SEEM LIKE A REALLY BIG DEAL!!!

geeky gawking wide-eyed slackjawed tourists, they're one and only chance to visit a big city!!!

............ human garbage

gg/rwAHzGwfmu

Who cares nigger post your dick and see tits

>>942318427
>I
I don't even know who this "I" is.
Mind giving us some brief about him?

>>942318427

The scenario you just described was very interesting, and I'm kind of familiar with those type stories, with some of my real life buddies that I've known for decades, and also my wife's family has a very similar story

And YES.... you are absolutely correct
@ when she dies the family will force the sale yada yada

yada yada and all the legal maneuvering and backstabbing

absolutely.. Right there between the family members

EVERY FUCKING TIME

............... exactly

One of the More than 8 billion reasons why I hate the human race.....

animals blow my mind... My friendships with animals have always been so rewarding and always put a big smile on my face

I HATE HUMANS SO MUCH...............

In fact, I I'm sitting here jogging my memory and every single one of those stories ended the same way come to think of it

It was always one of the siblings who did the shitty maneuvering

every fucking time. I can't think of any of them that were equitable or amicable, looking back on it

dividing family estate shit

as far as I can remember, there has ALWAYS been one of the siblings who fucks all of the other ones over

>>942317948 (OP)
The funny thing about this moment is how you people don’t seem to see how inept your “leaders” are and how hopeless your “cause” is.

>>942317948 (OP)

dude... I ate some edibles this morning, and I swear to God I was sitting here... And I totally forgot what your stupid fucking thread was about

lol You know what I mean?

I completely zoned out and forgot what your thread is about

THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL THREAD

IT'S NOT ABOUT ANYTHING

NATIONAL GUARD IN NEW YORK?
That's a thread?
This was supposed to become a thread?

how could anybody find a legitimate conversation from this stupid fucking thread?

correct me if I'm wrong, but a brain injured orangutan could have easily created this thread... Right?

>>942317948 (OP)
All they do is stand around. Nothing ever happens. Stop being a fag.

>>942318650

One of my good neighbors, who has a fucking jewel of a mom out here, like she hand makes Christmas cards, she knitted my upcoming son a blanket, she's such a bro to us, and her son is my bro. We smoke together sometimes. Really like each other. Shoot hoops a few times, laugh, good shit. He's a handyman, also. A lot of those around me.

When she goes, and she's going, that house will be sold. And my homey will be gone. Sad.

>>942317948 (OP)
>deploying the national guard and pushing to strip a man of citizenship to deport him because he won a mayoral race and he's MUSLIM
republicans are fucking pathetic

>>942318699
If you're talking about Americans?
while I agree with you about the "Dumbing down of America", and the obvious statement of how stupid humanity is, in general... And yes, Americans have their own unique belligerent form of stupidity...

Americans pride themselves on being so smart, allegedly, while they struggle to speak one language competently...

Americans global view is pretty much non-existent, although they think they pride themselves on being world class

however.............................................
............ I'd have to disagree with you

because in My real life?
In my everyday real life existence?
everybody I know is aware of the scam

My wife and I don't know anybody personally who isn't aware of the bullshit

In fact, what's been happening lately has only heightened the level of people who realize it's all bullshit

So yes. A majority of people are stupid

But no... Not all of us

>>942318760

yep... well, your buddy is in for a new awakening when it happens, that's for sure

because that will be the end of his gravy train

The vehicle will eventually break down after so many years, Just like him...

He should be proactive and already having the next stage of his life underway

instead of waiting for a stopwatch to tell him to begin

You're much better off than he is
I actually feel sorry for him

schmuck needs to rise to the occasion
And at least be a little more respectful about things as we approach the end, correct?

A drop of class wouldn't be too much to ask of him...

Tell your friend I said eat shit, okay?
seriously...
Tell your buddy "there's a guy named LOLvis online Who told me to tell you to eat shit'

In fact, take a screenshot of it

>>942317948 (OP)
What does posting a losers's flag have to do with it?

>>942319017

A lot of guys out here like him. Guys in a bad way.

I assume anyone I talk to on 4chan is doing well, but I guess I never know--maybe youre Pajeet or a neet--I hope youre doing well.

>>942318743
This

>>942318760

here's the screenshot

Just text it to him
and tell him "I SAID EAT SHIT"

lol

please? Just for the fuck of it?

>>942319065

lol... I think it would be funny as shit

Just text him that stupid fucking screenshot lol

.... And then, "he told me to tell you to eat shit"

......... and never mention it again

lol

her be like WTF? WHO??! WHY? !!!!
like WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT HE SAYS!! hahahahah


lol hahaha

>>942319038
NYC was full of southern sympathizers (democrats) during the civil war. There were even riots rebelling against federal authority which had to be crushed by troops fresh from the battle at Gettysburg.
Then, like now, NYC was a bastion of the democrat party.

>>942317948 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

Jesus fucking Christ You must have been really bored when you created this thread, huh?.....

You really phoned it in today, didn't you?

>>942319166

Bro, I dont act weird around people IRL lmao

>>942319274
Your perception of someone doesn't define him in any way.

>>942319303

He flies drones over people's yards.

>>942318743
this. dont gloss over this, you tards.

>>942319303
>>942319395

Where I am is heavy military. People know he flies drones over their properties. My area, all the lower close are going. His drone is just a medium priced piece of shit. Some of the people around him have big, big money.

The neighborhood all has a way of getting to know each other. I can--imagine--the type of thoughts he's having. Again, I am cordial with him. I talk to him. I know his family. And I live in his community full time, which is rare in this community among us who have financial freedom. A lot of financial types, investment types now. 30m dollar houses in rocks next to a guy barely holding on with 30 bunkers rotting that he never got to using all the parts for, for the few he never got to fixing.

Where you from Anon?

How is your community doing?

>>942319216

The first time I ever went to New York, my girlfriend and I were getting paid to appear on the Geraldo show

back when he had a daytime talk show... The Geraldo show, and we got paid $1,600 each plus $200 per diem each at 3 days (A total of $2,200 each) plus 3 days in a Manhattan hotel... TO LIE...

no shit. we got paid TO LIE...
It's what they used to call "filling seats"
back in the days of daytime talk shows like Sally Jesse Raphael, montel Williams, and Geraldo...

"filling seats" is exactly what they called it, and The producers of the Geraldo show new we were lying.. we were getting paid to pretend on the air, to make the show more entertaining...

The booking agent who called me started the conversation by saying "how'd you and Jill each like to make 1600 Filling Seats"?

(telling fake stories to spice up the show)

NEW YORK IS A DISGUSTING FUCKING CESSPOOL

It's absolutely the most disgusting fucking toilet I've ever seen

It's also quite fascinating...
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fascinating

But it's scary
The same way a clogged toilet is scary

It's frightening
The same way a public urinal in a leprosy colony is frightening

every disgusting molecule that makes it to your olfactory receptors is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING

your brain will smell things you've never smelled before, the actual DNA of different humans that you never knew existed

as you walk past them, they are exhaling, and you are inhaling and it is the most disgusting petri dish I've ever seen

available melting pot of every disgusting cough and sneeze and microscopic drop of saliva and touching door handles and eating food and rubbing your eyes

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(and doing the Geraldo show was a blast! My girlfriend and I had a blast! It was great)

>>942319274

That's too bad......

lol If you're being serious, that's too bad

You should try it
try being silly
seriously...

stop being so fucking uptight

try having a little bit of fun
and stop being such a stick in the mud

>>942319216
You’re getting your narritives all twisted jimmy jack yet somehow the democrats of today vehemently oppose the hateful rhetoric of long ago. What’s up with that? Don’t think too hard on it now

>>942319561

All joking aside?.......

I could tell how much you respected him from the very beginning when you started talking about the whole thing

lol I could tell he's probably a cool dude

I was just goofing around
being silly

>>942319639

Im not uptight. I wear colors. I live in the desert. I contribute to the economy all over my community, my state, in a positive way. I drop acid weekly, friends routinely join.

I think that, conversely, you should consider being less of a dick to people. Respectfully, Anon. But only in your personal life. On here, call that guy a nigger.

>>942319862

I appreciate that thought.

I still really like b. You guys, over the years, youre still some of my real closest friends.

>>942319038
The republicans are ruling the country.
How are they losers?

>>942319597
Yeah, I lived in NYC for a year many years ago. I was young, so spent a lot of my time drinking and chasing pussy, but took in a lot of the sights and culture as well. One thing I never got over is how disgustingly filthy everything was there. You'd be in the park and even the fucking grass was dirty. And the rivers looked like they were just dirty toilet water with scum growing in it.

>>942319727
>They're still democrats, but they're totally different democrats!
Ah, the old "party switch" myth.
Guess what, chudlito? The demographics of the entire country changed, not just the parties.
But it's still the same organization. NYC is still NYC, and the democrat party is still the democrat party.

>>942320288
>chasing pussy
Nothing wrong with this if you're not the one.

>>942320288
>I was young, so spent a lot of my time drinking and chasing pussy
If you were chasing dick – that would be surprising.

>>942317948 (OP)
>Pic is flag of nation that no longer exists
>Losers
>Acting like Nat Guard is some elite force
>They are nothing but Tampons
Jesus Anon the state of you....

>>942320405
Fucking kill yourself logfag

You are literally the same store of cringe topics reposted over and over again

>>942317948 (OP)
Sometimes I wish the Confederacy had won. Literal slave owners were probably less evil than the people in charge today.

>>942321778
I love how how leftists lionize the guy who commanded the US Army during it's conquest and genocide of the last free plains Indians.

>>942320405
>party switch myth.
>not just the parties.
so you agree that the parties switched ideologies, since you say not JUST the parties changed. way to contradict yourself within two sentences lol

>>942322502
OK, so you don't seem very smart, so read back through what I wrote, slowly.

>>942317948 (OP)
as it is unconstitutional and blocked by court decisions (like in Portland) already, it means, they would be UNLAWFUL COMBATTANTS
which can be just shot on the spot

next question, traitor

>>942324857
>unconstitutional and blocked by court decisions
Liberal leftist scumbags can go ways to block the legitimate government from functioning, that's of no surprise.
>which can be just shot on the spot
If you don't mind being shredded into pieces – why not. You won't be even counted as a murder victim, just another subject on the way to performing their everyday duties.

>>942322899
logfag literally stuck in a negative feeback loop over the Southern Strategy again
hahahahahaha faggot

hahahahahahaha

>>942322391
Sherman did right by destroying your stupid Southern shit though

>>942325138
>go ways to block the legitimate government from functioning,
didn't expect magatards to even understand the Constitution, anyway
or the difference between executive and legislative branches, as one of its basic principles

but thank you for revealing your utter ignorance
now
FUCK OFF

>>942325307
Blocking the government from functioning in order to enforce unlegitimate power is not mentioned anywhere in the Constitution.

>>942325376
You weren't calling for Trump's head when he shut down the govt during his first term bitch shut up

>>942325448
>leftist bitch bitching about legitimate authorities working

>>942325603
you're a hypocrite fatass

shut up

>>942325662
Being able to tell legitimate authorities from gang members trying to set their authority is not hypocricy.

>>942325775
Trump shut down the government. You still can't seem to criticize him for that hypocrite.
>legitmate auwhorities gangs durr
gibberish

>>942325905
reminder that any dead end retarded "argument" means you are replying to the logfag and this is his thread

this place sucks

>>942325905
>Trump shut down the government.
Republicans shutdown the government for trump.

ftfy

>>942325905
Fuck off liberal

>>942327275
lol you think that's an insult?
also, we're retaking Congress because your little dabbling in fascism is a social and economic failure

>>942327357
>lol you think that's an insult?
Any decent male would have taken it for an insult.

>>942327513
you aren't "decent" lol

>>942327513
yeah, sure, the side that's trying to give food to poor people, the elderly, and kids aren't the "decent" ones compared to the ones who are doing everything they can to starve said people while also protecting pedophiles from justice.
kys

>>942325250
You act like he destroyed the whole south, instead of just a straight line between Atlanta and Savannah when the south was already on the ropes.
Mostly, it just prevented some supplies from reaching the Army of Northern Virginia, the main field force of the CSA that was facing the Army of the Potomac, Grant's command.
The effect is overstated, both by contemporary historians and southern legend.
The genocide of the plains Indians, is not.

>>942325905
>Trump shut down the government.
How is it you retards don't know how the government works at all? Do they not teach civics anymore in school?
This is entirely on congress. The president has no power in the budget negotiations.
If you want to blame senate republicans, that's fine, but the president doesn't have a say in congress, you utter fucking retard.
Look up a little thing called "separation of powers"

>>942329653
>that communal narcissist whining about how GOOD and GIVING he is
Bitch, please.

DEATH TO THE DEMOCRATS!!!