Thread 942318707

What arguments could I present to my mom against breast reduction that doesnt make it blatantly obvious that I jerk off to em? Pic related.

I love jerking to my moms juicy tits

>>942318752
Me too and id like to continue to do that hence me not wanting her to get a breast reduction.

>>942318904
I would just tell her honestly. I would never forgive myself should she go for it

also, post more tits from her, my dick is hard

>>942318707 (OP)
>Increased chances of breast cancer
>She might be mistaken for a tranny
>Excess skin
>She'll need new clothes

>>942319093
New clothes thing will probanly have the opposite effect. Shes a short stack so chopping of her tits will probably increase the clothes she could buy since shes always complaining about clothes not fitting her properly.

>>942318707 (OP)
Tell her you want to suck on them one last time for old times sake...after she feels the bond between you and her return, she would change her mind.

Tell her br scars are hideous (they are).

>>942318707 (OP)
Tell her how much you.masturbate to them and how your penis will be sad if she cuts them off. That would surely work.

>>942319388
Hmmm might work, shes pretty vain tbh

>>942318707 (OP)
Tell her how good she currently looks and how ugly and boyish afterwards. Why does she need a reduction?

>>942319589
Shes like 5ft2 and she claims they giving her back issues. I cant tell you how much getting her tits chopped off would be a slight against god.

>>942319779
just have her get a personal trainer that can help her strengthen her back. she probably is still pretty young too. just tell her how gorgeous she looks now and how she'll be happy that she kept them.

>>942319809
She already lightly works out. But a personal trainer to alleviate back pain might be the way to go. Suggesting it could make it seem like im more worried about her back pain then worried about her tits.

>>942319922
exactly. and you can see her dress in sexy little gym clothes that make her tits look insane.

>>942318904
>>942318752
You should compare your mom's tits and let the thread decide who has the best rack

>>942320299
We have a privateish gym in our building. She def wears tight little workout clothes to go there and looks amazing.

>>942321074
then keep reminding her of it and how bad her clothes would look if she chopped her boobs off.

Say something like, "Well, I'm kind of a boob guy, and to be honest, I think you look great the way you are..."

Sort of lets her know you notice her tits and you like them without being too direct... then see how she reacts.

>>942319025
Sorry not tryna post anymore of her just these so people get to see what kind of jerk material im gonna be loosing.

>>942321152
>>942321447

Honestly not bad advise. This might be the way to go. Appeal to her vanity and mention personal training.

>>942318707 (OP)
Ask her about what support bras she's tried in a way that shows you've been researching, she will realize that you are trying to keep them

>>942321772
Yeah say "look Mom, I found you a good personal trainer that can help you strengthen your back. I know you've been saying that your back's been hurting for...well reasons lol"

>>942319779
Anon, this is a very real thing and a very real reason to get breast reduction surgery.

>>942322181
Breaking my own rules here. I mean ur not wrong but god damn id hate to see em go!! Those tits have provided me with some comforting jerk sessions for half my life at this point.

My mom also talked about the possibilty of doing it in the end of last year but she is not as short as yours. With time mine just ended up forgetting about it, all I did say was that having a surgery was dangerous and that she should really think about it and to be sure before doing it. Do you have disc?

>>942322426
Jealous of you having such a hot stacked mom

>>942322498
Is she under 50? Under 40?

>>942322591
Mine? Over 50

>>942322498
Thanks its a blessing and a curse

>>942322591
Early 40s.

>>942322463
Drop urs, I dont want like 10000 people messaging me tryna see my mom. I might not message till tommrow tho.

>>942322681
You must've had so many loads spilled for her, that alone is worth it anon

>>942318707 (OP)
Got ahny nudes? Bare tits or pussy?

>>942322426
>>942318707 (OP)
really solid gazongas, me gusta

>>942322726
ytrunks

>>942322809
Na no nudes, I've seen em but only because of creeping on her. And yes they are pretty damn near perfect.

>>942322755
Shes in my top 3 jerk off rotation TBH I crank one out to her in general at least once a day, huge tits but also very pretty so shes kind of the whole package.

>>942322921
I'm legit jealous I would be beating multiple loads a day to her especially when during my teen years

>>942322921
Is she flirty with you? Like what's your dynamic like with your mom? Some are really touchy feely with their sons.

>>942323028
Not flirty not touchy feely, never struck me as a slut which is a shame. Only occasionally dresses skimpy and thats when I try and get creep shots.

>>942319215
>Shes a short stack
>incredible boner activate

Im gonna need to see the rest

>>942323125
That's not what I asked you. I asked what your dynamic was. Not if she was a slut.

Can we see more pics of her breasts?

>>942318707 (OP)
Do you think she knows you stroke to her? Like has she ever implied it? Also, come on man, show us what you've got of her, those tits are fucking crazy.

>>942323144
Regular dynamic I guess. Nothing too out if pocket.

>>942323765
I dont have much. She doesnt even really have social media presence except one with barely any pictures and has it just to keep up with relatives in the Philippines and Mexico.

Ask her if you can touch them before she goes in for surgery. Seems like just risky enough to work, and she might end up feeling bad when you give her big fat tits a nipple massage. Personally I'm not a fan of boobs over butt, though if that's the situation, such is my advice.

>>942319779
You could offer to do more housework for her so she isn't hurting her back as often

>>942318707 (OP)
tell her that it's very dangerous and she could die and you dont want to lose her, so you're willing to help and maybe massage them when they ache and put lotion on them daily.

>>942324285
Anon btw not op, but she might end up feeling disturbed after that situation, certainly not conducive to the eventual goal of having this mother give her son a titjob. Approach less drastically, with greater sensitivity, as if as sensitive as her very breasts.when approaching this situation, I urge you to consider how you talk to her to be as sensitive as a breast massage.

>>942324285
In a perfect world lol

>>942324460
One step at a time lol. For now I just dont want her to chop em off. A titjob would be awesome. Not to brag but I do have a pretty big cock despite my ancestry (thank god) I've never been able to find a girl with tits big enough for my dick to get lost in. Im pretty sure my moms could completely engulf my cock.

>>942324738
When you speak to her, look her in the eyes, but with your words, imagine you are grasping, kneading, pinching, and licking the tips of her nipples. You may desire to work on a vague script in your head

Have your friends or enemies ever made remarks about how big your mom's titties are?

>>942324906
Trust me thats usually what goes through my mind when im talking to her lol

>>942325042
No, one i never bought friends home for that exact reason and I've always been a big guy thankfully.

>>942318707 (OP)
>How do I stop my mom from getting a breast reduction?
I am genuinely jealous that you got to suck on those udders as a kid. Some people have all the fucking luck.

>>942325279
Those tits would give anyone a mommy and incest kink

>>942325279
jesus christ, need more, lucky anon!

>>942325279
How 'short' a short-stack are we talking here Anon? I need to know if my boner should go from hard to 'painfully hard'.

>>942325392
5ft1 or 2. Mexican/Philippina, happy fapping.

>>942325718
>5ft1
>those udders
>Mexicana/Philippina
God damn it man, you can't do this to me!

>>942318707 (OP)
Nothing. Breast reduction is based

>>942325279
Pumpin to mommy. Fuck she I hope she keeps them

>>942325835
Respectfully disagree

>>942325835
Disrespectfully disagree, while questioning your sexual preference and potency.

>>942325718
Dear god

>>942325807
This should help you finish. FyI literally last one I got.

>>942326901
and just like that I'm ruined for any other woman. Come on OP, post her face.

>>942327067
Sorry you gonna have to make due with that.

>>942327487
>make due
>DUE
English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Also post her face, my boner demands it.

>>942326901
Op any creeps of her?

>>942327735
I spelt it correctly faggot

>>942325042
My coworkers have talked about my brown moms tits and ass

>>942326901
Fantastic tits on your mom OP

>>942330456
The phrase is 'make do', not 'make due', you syphilitic son of a Turkish whore.

>>942330891
False

>>942332741
OK, so you're either ESL, retarded, American, or all three.

>>942330891
It goes both ways, my moms not Turkish.

>>942319779
Here's the thing: if she gets a breast reduction for back pain, she'll feel better AT FIRST, then overeat and get heavy everywhere else (only with smaller boobs), because that's what always happens. All she has to do is exercise and stretch a little.

>>942332867
>>942332775

FYI you are arguing with a rando, that's not me OP with big tit mom

>>942332867
>It goes both ways
No it doesn't
>my moms not Turkish
and yet you are still a syphilitic retard

idk but post more im milking my big fat greasy cock to them rn

>>942333990
cont.
can we get the pics in OP as single full res images at least?
crop or blur the face if you must but pls
want the best quality i can see

>>942319215
Shortstack losing their titties would be devastating. Have you seen fat bitches with no tits, worst female body type ever.

>>942334050
Relieving OP here. Old Facebook profile Pic of my mom must be over a decade old atp

>>942334406
You are weak

>>942318707 (OP)
post the full res image of the top center one. please

>>942334583
what your momma looking like nowadays, still hot?

i also have a short stack mommy. she's less blessed in the boobs but much more so in her lower half

i also love that every few years she goes from mostly fit to pretty chubby. I'm not sure which version of her i prefer, but i definitely prefer her with a tan, especially when she has tan lines

>>942335184
coward. repost

>>942335108
I’d say so

>>942318707 (OP)
>my mom

>>942322426
how? do you sit next to her and start jerking?

>>942335502
caught it before he deleted it. still here op?

>>942324460
>>942318707 (OP)

somethings i really cant differentiate if you huys are trolling or serious lol
i love myself sum momcest stories tho
keep talking

>>942335730
are you dumb? he either thinks of her tits in his head or looks at a pic

>>942335514
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

>>942335792
actually got it from the archives. forgot that was an option.
here's the full res.
upon seeing the full image it seems very clearly AI if you ask me. probably why he deleted it.

>>942335860
like a faggot sissy cuck then
got it

>>942335906
well fuck i already came to it

Im surprised this thread is still alive lol

>>942334583
Damn shes cute

>>942335855
Not really any momcest cause the attraction goes one way lol

>>942335514
more?

>>942336514
I got tons more this was a dress I creeped her in

>>942336514
Jesus I want your mom to rip a massive sour loaf brap on my goddamn chest and snout

>>942336619
you ever sniff her panties?

>>942336626
She’s an English teacher super innocent

>>942336619
got anything spicy, or are they mostly just creepshots? either way, she's definitely goon worthy

>>942336680
Yeah.
Im sure.
...wearing that shit, you fuck.

>>942336681
Tons of pics I found on her phone

>>942336722
Lmao I’m telling you bro my mom is extremely innocent

>>942336743
what's your best score?

>>942336837
Want me to just post my brown Asian moms pics

>>942336874
sure, dump the whole lot in one go

>>942336619
>>942336743

A new challenger appears! This is quickly becoming my big tit mom vs his big ass mom. Ngl my moms got a decent ass but nothing like that.

>>942336874
send em

>>942337023
gyaaattt. how'd you manage to snag this one?

>>942337056
Found them on our shared iCloud

>>942337105
maybe she's not as innocent as you think and just hides it well

>>942337120
that's exactly how my mom is. acts completely innocent and had me fooled for years until i found out the truth

>>942337120
Could be …

>>942318707 (OP)
everyone has back pain at some point show her some youtube stretches
show her breast reduction scar pics

>>942337148
anything from the front? or is it mostly just booty

>>942337023
fuuck! what an ass! moar nudes dude

>>942337232
damn anon. got pussy pics?

>>942337232
If you got all of this from your shared iCloud I'd say she knows about it, and likes you jerking off to her, maybe she eve n likes you creeping on her

Okay im not having my mom being outshined on my own thread lol

>>942337310
Shit ….

>>942337305
My brown mom mainly takes booty pics it seems

>>942337351
well annon's steam rolling ahead unless you want to catch up
>>942337429
well i aint complaining, booty is booty. more to goon to

>>942337351
a worthy opponent

>>942337429
looks so good! keep her comin anon

>>942337499
>>942337503

Ima keep it real yall. I dont have anytbing even close to this spicy of my mom.

>>942337724
tits > ass
he's yet to match your moms fat tits imo

>>942337724
after all this time and you got nothing? dang op
>>942337747
why not both

guess the wells dried up, was good while it lasted o7

>>942337786
Hard to compete against a guy who's has literally pictures if his moms ass.