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Anonymous No.942327677 [Report] >>942329558 >>942329748 >>942331841
What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?
Anonymous No.942329558 [Report] >>942329715 >>942331894
>>942327677 (OP)
I'm a message therapist. Nothing shady, just legit bodywork. I got called into a hotel one night by the concierge a few years ago to massage a client. It was late but was told I'd be paid extra. They wouldn't tell me the client's name. I get there and I immediately recognize him. Now I understood the secrecy. I'm not going to say who it was, but most people would know who he is. He introduces himself and I lie and say I'm a fan (not really my kind of music). I set up my portable table and ask him to undress and get under sheet while I wash my hands in bathroom. All is well, but at the end of the massage he's on his back with a massive erection under the sheet and he asks me to take care of it. I explain that I don't do that kind of shit and I'm not gay. He leans over to his bag alongside the table and pulls a handful of cash. All 100s. Fuck. So I pull back the sheet, squirt flaxseed oil on his dick and jerk him off. He cums in like 2 minutes. I was kind of just going through the motions but when hot cum shoots up your arm it's jarring. I packed up my shit and left. I told a friend a few years later but he not only didn't believe me but actually got pissed off that I told him. So I don't tell anyone now.
Anonymous No.942329715 [Report] >>942331912
>>942329558
Yeah I got nothing on this. First post comes swinging out of the gate with a baseball bat.
Anonymous No.942329748 [Report]
>>942327677 (OP)
Click this thread every time, looking for nudes of Alice.
Anonymous No.942331560 [Report] >>942331873
I can break wooden boards with my bare hands. Plural.
Anonymous No.942331841 [Report]
>>942327677 (OP)

this
Anonymous No.942331873 [Report] >>942333058
>>942331560
not one believe
Anonymous No.942331894 [Report]
>>942329558
is this?
Anonymous No.942331912 [Report]
>>942329715
just relax
Anonymous No.942333058 [Report]
>>942331873
Yeah, well, I can hardly prove it here, can I? Also, your pics are shit.