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Anonymous No.942350547 [Report] >>942350566 >>942350606 >>942351010
No Christmas shit before Advent please.
Anonymous No.942350566 [Report] >>942350603 >>942350654
>>942350547 (OP)
fuck your fake religion bullshit

YOU GULLIBLE SACK OF SHIT
Anonymous No.942350603 [Report] >>942350619 >>942350634 >>942350647
>>942350566
You're so special and smarter than everyone else because you're atheist HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.942350606 [Report] >>942350647
>>942350547 (OP)

how intelligent could somebody possibly be to believe the bullshit Bible?
Anonymous No.942350619 [Report]
>>942350603

I never said I was atheist

AGAIN: HOW INTELLIGENT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TO BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT FAIRY TALE BIBLE?
Anonymous No.942350634 [Report]
>>942350603
>smart

You're not stupid
You're not going to get scammed

You're not going to pay too much money for a pair of headphones

you'll make a wise decision, after comparing prices and shopping around, you'll find the best pair of headphones for the least amount of money


WHY DO YOU PUT MORE EFFORT INTO BUYING HEADPHONES THEN YOUR LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM?
Anonymous No.942350644 [Report] >>942350676 >>942350685 >>942350692
Ok schizo
Anonymous No.942350647 [Report]
>>942350603

You didn't even have the intelligence to REQUEST A LITTLE BIT OF PROOF before jumping into Christianity, head first

You didn't ask for ANY evidence whatsoever

You just let them shovel it down your stupid fucking throat without asking questions

WHY DID YOU PUT MORE EFFORT INTO BUYING A PAIR OF HEADPHONES THA>>942350606
N YOU PUT INTO CHOOSING YOUR LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM?
Anonymous No.942350654 [Report] >>942350714
>>942350566
*tips fedora
Anonymous No.942350676 [Report]
>>942350644

apparently, you don't know what schizophrenia is

You just like using the word

You think saying "schizo" makes you look intelligent?

SCIZOPHRENIA = The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

that's the actual definition of schizophrenia

100% true.. schizophrenic people think there's an external entity that's controlling their life
Anonymous No.942350685 [Report]
>>942350644

....... interestingly enough

RELIGION = The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity
Anonymous No.942350692 [Report]
>>942350644

You didn't realize RELIGION AND SCHIZOPHRENIA HAVE THE EXACT SAME DEFINITIONS


.............. You really put your foot into your mouth that time, didn't you?
Anonymous No.942350707 [Report] >>942350721 >>942350733 >>942350748 >>942350819
Not reading your schizo manifesto
Anonymous No.942350714 [Report]
>>942350654

AGAIN:

SCHIZOPHRENIA =The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

RELIGION= The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

RELIGION AND SCHIZOPHRENIA HAVE THE EXACT SAME DEFINITION

in both religion, and schizophrenia:
The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity
Anonymous No.942350721 [Report]
>>942350707

Yes you are....

You're a terrible liar
Anonymous No.942350733 [Report]
>>942350707

today is the day you finally learned what schizophrenia is

You've been using the word your entire life, pretending to be knowledgeable

hoping it made you look smart

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
Anonymous No.942350748 [Report]
>>942350707

THE BIBLE:

All of the stories from the Bible existed over 8,000 years ago

The Virgin mother
The miraculous birth
son of God's (plural)
performed miracles
persecuted
murdered
resurrected 3 days later

ALL OF THESE STORIES EXISTED OVER 8,000 YEARS AGO

they're just common mythology
Anonymous No.942350766 [Report]
You've never even read the entire Bible

If you told me you've read the entire Bible, you would be LYING AGAIN
Anonymous No.942350787 [Report]
you've never even read the entire Bible

AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD ENOUGH EDUCATION?

You actually based your life's belief system ON A BOOK YOU'VE NEVER COMPLETED READING?
Anonymous No.942350819 [Report]
>>942350707

AGAIN: All of the stories from the Bible existed over 8000 years ago

they are just basic structure of pre-existing mythology, over 8,000 years old

BUT YOU'VE NEVER STUDIED MYTHOLOGY

You still haven't even read the entire Bible yet

YOU ARE EXTREMELY UNEDUCATED WHEN IT COMES TO MYTHOLOGY

THE BIBLE IS JUST REHASHED MYTHOLOGY FROM 8,000 YEARS AGO

JESUS NEVER EXISTED

And you believed the lies, without even asking for a bit of evidence before jumping in head first?
Anonymous No.942350841 [Report] >>942350874
You okay kiddo?
Anonymous No.942350857 [Report]
AGAIN: you would put more effort into purchasing a gaming console than you invested in your life's entire belief system

AND YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED FOR ANY PROOF BEFOREHAND?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!?
Anonymous No.942350874 [Report]
>>942350841
LOL @ HOW GULLIBLE YOU TRULY ARE!!

YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED FOR ANY PROOF???!!!

hahahahaha

LMMFAO HAHAHAHAHA WOW!!

................. STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
Anonymous No.942350892 [Report] >>942350929
what kind of idiot hears the most transparently false fairy tale ever told, walking on water and turning water into wine, parting the seas and resurrecting

and says to themself: "This sounds believable to me"
Anonymous No.942350927 [Report]
AGAIN: what kind of STUPID PIECE OF SHIT hears the obviously fake bullshit Bible stories, and says to themselves, "I'M GOING TO BUILD MY ENTIRE LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM AROUND THIS FAIRY TALE"???

A: an easily manipulated GULLIBLE PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous No.942350929 [Report] >>942350955 >>942350967
>>942350892
Anonymous No.942350939 [Report]
FAITH = HOPING YOU'RE NOT WRONG
Anonymous No.942350955 [Report] >>942350961
>>942350929

I never said I was atheist

AGAIN: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BUILDS HIS ENTIRE LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM WITHOUT EVEN ASKING FOR A DROP OF PROOF BEFOREHAND?
Anonymous No.942350961 [Report] >>942350981
>>942350955
You sure sound like one buddy
Anonymous No.942350967 [Report] >>942350979
>>942350929

FAITH = I HOPE IM NOT WRONG

..........there's no need for faith
when you have real knowledge

YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT
You have faith
because you hope you're not wrong
Anonymous No.942350979 [Report] >>942350993 >>942350999
>>942350967
santa denier hands typed this post
Anonymous No.942350981 [Report] >>942350996
>>942350961

And you sound like A GULLIBLE EASILY MANIPULATED FOOL

Who had your mind molested by adults when you were a child

adults molested your mind with religion

AND YOU ALLOWED THEM TO CONTINUE
Anonymous No.942350993 [Report]
>>942350979

Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Anonymous No.942350996 [Report] >>942351007
>>942350981
I was raised by atheists by the way
Anonymous No.942350999 [Report] >>942351009
>>942350979

It's a very simple question....

AGAIN: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Anonymous No.942351007 [Report]
>>942350996

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU WERE RAISED BY

AGAIN: no gf.... why not?
Anonymous No.942351009 [Report] >>942351036 >>942351056 >>942351064
>>942350999
Because I married her
Anonymous No.942351010 [Report]
>>942350547 (OP)
hush up Scrooge, tis the season to be jolly
Anonymous No.942351022 [Report]
maybe you're not attracted to females?

Why don't you have a girlfriend? I'm just curious
Anonymous No.942351036 [Report]
>>942351009

ahhh...... interesting

So I'm imagining she must also be an easily manipulated gullible fucking fool just like you?
Anonymous No.942351048 [Report] >>942351106
I have a gf retard
Anonymous No.942351056 [Report] >>942351080
>>942351009

QUESTION: So she also let adults molest her mind with their false religion when she was a child?

And just like you...
she didn't have the intelligence required to simply ASK FOR A TINY BIT OF PROOF before building her entire life's belief system around a poorly constructed fairy tale?
Anonymous No.942351064 [Report] >>942351080
>>942351009

QUESTION: Why did neither of you have the insight required to ask for some proof before making fools out of yourselves?
Anonymous No.942351080 [Report] >>942351120 >>942351139 >>942351159
>>942351056
>>942351064
We did actually.
God himself descended from the heavens in front of us and let us poke him.
Anonymous No.942351106 [Report]
>>942351048

If I told you to buy some magical beans online, for only $500 You would purchase five magical beans that could turn your house into a castle, and you would become a bodybuilder instantly

YOU WOULD REQUIRE A LITTLE BIT OF PROOF BEFORE WASTING $500

BUT YOU BUILT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM AROUND A FAIRY TALE

WITHOUT ASKING FOR ANY PROOF BEFOREHAND?
Anonymous No.942351120 [Report]
>>942351080

TRANSLATION: You and she are both gullible fucking fools

You've both demonstrated how easily manipulated you are

You're a couple of suckers

Born to be taken advantage of

WILLING GULLIBLE VICTIMS
Anonymous No.942351139 [Report] >>942351154
>>942351080

Jesus never existed

his existence is easily debunked

FEEL FREE TO PROVE GOD EXISTS
STUPID FUCKING GULLIBLE IDIOT

SHOW ME PROOF OF GOD'S EXISTENCE

YOU AMATEUR HOUR FOOL
Anonymous No.942351148 [Report]
WITHOUT ASKING FOR PROOF? BEFOREHAND? WHY DID YOU NOT ASK? FOR EVEN PROOF???? BEFOREHAND!?!?!?!??!?!!??!!? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.942351154 [Report] >>942351172
>>942351139
Don't need to.
You can literally just ask him and he'll do it you've been a good boy.
Anonymous No.942351156 [Report]
WHY DIDNT YOU DOING SOMETHING?????????????????
Anonymous No.942351159 [Report]
>>942351080

Why would you put more care and effort into $500 worth of magical beans

than you put into your entire life's belief system?

..................... priorities?
Anonymous No.942351168 [Report] >>942351188
OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR PROOF????? YOU DIDNT ASK FOR PROOF OH MY GOD YOU GULLIBLE FOOL, JESUS CHRIST!
Anonymous No.942351172 [Report] >>942351183
>>942351154

TRANSLATION: You literally make it up as you go along

You're incapable of answering the question intelligently

And so you rely on Hocus pocus generic idiotic statements, hoping the interrogation will stop
Anonymous No.942351183 [Report] >>942351211 >>942351404
>>942351172
lmao obcession much?
meds take E
Anonymous No.942351188 [Report] >>942351210
>>942351168

anybody with a brain stem would ask for some evidence before building their entire life's belief system around a fairy tale

YOU WOULD PUT MORE EFFORT INTO BUYING A GAMING CHAIR THEN YOU PUT INTO YOUR LIFE'S RELIGION
Anonymous No.942351198 [Report]
Wrong
Anonymous No.942351210 [Report] >>942351227
>>942351188
no because I don't waste my time on this earth playing mind rotting video games
Anonymous No.942351211 [Report]
>>942351183

lol see if Jesus is interested in eating some feces

You may as well, since he doesn't exist

He never existed

Jesus is just a stupid nigger myth

And so is God

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOW ME PROOF OF GOD'S EXISTENCE

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOW ME PROOF JESUS EVER EXISTED

............. faith = hoping you're not wrong
Anonymous No.942351227 [Report]
>>942351210

But you spend your time on this earth with mind rotting RELIGIOUS LIES?
Anonymous No.942351236 [Report]
RELIGION = The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

SCHIZOPHRENIA= The delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity
Anonymous No.942351266 [Report]
........... sorry

but RELIGION AND SCHIZOPHRENIA HAVE THE EXACT SAME DEFINITION

It's the delusional unrealistic psychotic belief that an external entity silently controls your life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

............ You weren't ready for that
Anonymous No.942351271 [Report]
Are you a nigger?
Anonymous No.942351284 [Report]
I always love this part

where I inform them
schizophrenia and religion
Have the exact same definition

they are never prepared for that fact

It always leaves them silent
with their mouth hanging open
Anonymous No.942351328 [Report]
unfortunately for Christians

SCHIZOPHRENIA and RELIGION
Have the exact same definition

awwwwww..... I'm so sorry you had to finally hear the truth

I'm so sorry your fantasy religious bubble just got popped

but have no fear...
because you never really believed it in the first place

In the back of your mind
you've always known
the entire story is bullshit

You felt like you were SUPPOSED TO PLAY ALONG and pretend like you actually believed it

But you've always known it wasn't true

You've always known in the back of your mind

there never was anybody named Jesus

there's no God

and the entire Bible is a lie
Anonymous No.942351398 [Report]
Lol
Anonymous No.942351404 [Report]
>>942351183

I've never been a big fan of stupidity

I've never been a big fan of EASILY MANIPULATED GULLIBLE FUCKING IDIOTS


people who open their mouths wide
allowing others to shovel garbage down their throats

fake ass religion
non-existent deity
non-existent gods
mythological bullshit fake biblical fairy tales that never happened

ALL EASILY DISPROVEN

BUT THEY WERE TOO STUPID TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES

IT'S MUCH EASIER TO CONTINUE PRETENDING TO BELIEVE

The gullibility is really just a matter of LAZINESS
Anonymous No.942351429 [Report]
TOO LAZY TO LIFT A FINGER AND SELF-EDUCATE

It's much easier to continue pretending to believe

while the entire time
In the back of their minds
each of them realizes
IT'S ALL A LIE

IT NEVER HAPPENED

IT'S JUST MYTHOLOGY
Anonymous No.942351452 [Report]
FAITH :

"I have faith the homeless crack addict will spend my $5 on food instead of crack cocaine"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FAITH = HOPING YOU'RE NOT WRONG

The only reason anybody would ever HOPE THEY'RE NOT WRONG is when they realize they're wrong
Anonymous No.942351470 [Report]
I've never met anybody with knowledge who hopes they're not wrong

real knowledge means you don't need to hope

FAITH = PROOF THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT
Anonymous No.942351479 [Report]
FAITH : indicates DOUBT
Anonymous No.942351525 [Report]
for example....

I know for a fact
The sun is going to rise in 2 hours and 6 minutes

It's not faith

I don't need faith

I know for a fact
The sun will rise in exactly 2 hours and 6 minutes

FAITH = PROVES YOU HAVE DOUBT