Thread 942356256

In you're* opinion, what's the worst part?

>>942356256 (OP)
i'll take one buck membrane keyboard jacked from goodwill over mechanical cringe.

>>942356498
GET OUT!
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!

>>942356256 (OP)
show us on this doll where the browns have touched you anon

>>942358429
It was horrible, anon...
I still have the nightmares...

>>942356256 (OP)
I like the blue ones

>>942358703
are the browns still touching you there anon?

>>942358721
Clicky switches are not real switches.
Like something else IMMEDIATELY!
But DON'T try Browns if you value you're* life...

These stupid threads

>>942358782
NO! I've destroyed every Cherry Brown I've seen since then!
I will never again suffer from a shitty linear!

>>942358830
Will you be sharing you're* bussy with the class today?

>>942358798
okay, okay. I like the original IBM keyboard. Model M.

>>942358865
BASED BASED BASED
This is MUCH better, anon.

>>942358836
that's good anon. would you like to press charges against the browns, for the mental damage they have inflicted upon you?

>>942359161
Absolutely!
I want all Cherry Browns DESTROYED!
They've taken everything from me...

>>942359234
okay anon. my fee is a one million dollarinos. we will sue the browns for ten million. is that acceptable? this will be a long and tedious process and you will have to be confronted with your opponent, the browns and need to something something law judge jury blah blah. shall we proceed?

>>942361450
I can't understand all the fancy lawyer jargon...
I will pay whatever it takes (I am very rich) as long as the Cherry Browns are stopped!
I don't want anyone to suffer like I once did.
Their* just so shitty, anon...

>>942361582
oh anon. that sounds like a class action lawsuit. that means even more dollarinos. we will need some more anons that have been touched by the browns. we will fight to the death in the name of all the anons that have been touched by the browns. brb. where is my yacht catalog again?

>>942361736
I'm sure we can find a bunch of people who have horrible experiences with Browns!
Literally anyone who has even seen a Cherry Brown has had a bad experience by default.

>>942361914
sure, sure, just get that all in writing

>>942356498
>someone who has never used a mechanical keyboard

>>942362158
The next two statements are axiomatically true;

Anyone who says mechanical keyboards are cringe has never used a mechanical keyboard.
Anyone who says they like Cherry Browns is a femboy.

>>942362229
i think i have browns but i bought my keyboard back in like 2013, still chuggin along, and didnt know/see many other options.. i didnt like the sound so i put rubber o-rings on them

>>942362294
you did WHAT?!
EXPLAIN YOU'RE*SELF!
Then take that shit out back and bury it IMMEDIATELY!

>>942362387
sorry nigger, im going to use this keyboard until its dead, which might be soon since my E key is fucking up sometimes

>>942362503
Probably because it's Brown...
I feel sorry for you're* fingers.

>>942362670
feels fine to type on for me, explain the benefits of others?

>>942362694
Literally everything...
Cherry switches as a whole have terrible springs and awful factory lubricant.
I only get Cherry switches unlubed and then I spring swap, hand lube, and film them.
Cherry Browns specifically have very little tactile bump (practically none).
If you wanted a tactile switch, their* are better options. If you want a linear switch, their* are better options.

>>942362928
do you intentionally type like a retard to seem edgy? how often do you post on reddit?

>>942363216
Ah oh! Femboy detected!
Please post you're* bussy with "I love Cherry Browns" written next to it!

>>942362229
Why did you photoshop (with mspaint) a cleavage on her?

>>942363585
Cause boobies are hot!

>>942364698
mmmm...
Not everything that's Brown is bad...

>>942356256 (OP)
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>>942366794
Thanks for you're* bump.
I wish something else bumped...

>>942364909
name one good brown thing
>niggers
bad
>jeets
bad
>chocolate
kills dogs, so bad
>shit
it dries out and makes you thirsty, so it's also bad

That's it. There are no more brown things. And all of them are bad. Q.E.D.

>>942368428
James Brown is alright...

>>942368661
he is a nigger, which makes him bad. he is trying to warn even blind people about his badness with his name. (You might be tempted to count the warning as a good deed, but you would be mistaken. He is trying to use reverse-psychology with this, fooling you to believe he is good. Lies are also bad, a typical trait of niggers)

>>942369069
Hmmm...
I'm stumped - I can't think of anything else that's Brown...
Maybe your* right. I will have to think about it... Hmmm...

>>942356256 (OP)
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