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Anonymous No.942368221 [Report] >>942369151 >>942369388 >>942370552
kristen wiig did russian porn before making it famous.
Anonymous No.942369086 [Report]
bump, it's my first post to triforce
Anonymous No.942369151 [Report] >>942369338
>>942368221 (OP)
Let's see them 69
Anonymous No.942369338 [Report] >>942369494
>>942369151
that's her handler. she doesn't seem into it.
Anonymous No.942369388 [Report] >>942369409 >>942369452 >>942369491 >>942369560
>>942368221 (OP)
I think you fuckin retards made me retarded. Not, cool!!!

God, damn, /b/!
Anonymous No.942369409 [Report] >>942369452
>>942369388
>88!!!!
See!!!!
Anonymous No.942369452 [Report]
>>942369388
>>942369409
Anonymous No.942369491 [Report]
>>942369388
>Hang with retards, become retarded..
Anonymous No.942369494 [Report]
>>942369338
Regardless, let's see how not into it she is.
Anonymous No.942369558 [Report]
And Evangeline Lilly sold her used panties before being cut on Lost.
Anonymous No.942369560 [Report] >>942369584
>>942369388
As soon as I'm completed with/X/ mods..../b/ is next!!!
Anonymous No.942369584 [Report]
>>942369560
Anonymous No.942370552 [Report] >>942370932
>>942368221 (OP)
Not so much Kristen wiig, but very much like Tom Petty

by the way, I don't watch porn... I don't download porn... I don't have any use for porn

I'm married, and I get all the pussy I can handle

however, my wife and I used to pop porn in as background noise while we fucked

If you like the Russian blonde on the left, you will probably really like JESSICA MILLER

JESSICA MILLER is a funny name for a Russian prostitute

she got out of the business from what I understand

smart

button my wife thinks Jessica Miller was the hottest pornstitute

notice I didn't say pornstar
there's no such thing as a pornstar

there are only prostitutes who allow cameras in the room while they turn tricks

If you like Tom Petty on the left, but then you'll definitely dig Jessica Miller. she's the only porn whore worth of fuck.

I would Google a picture to post for you

But I don't download porn
(And I do not supply dirty pictures for other men to jack off to)

I don't give a fuck about pornography
If I want to have an orgasm, I've always had a woman nearby who was happy to help me with the project...

masturbating to porn is a child's game

That's what scared men do
they are too scared to even try in real life
So they spend their existence playing with their little penis in front of a computer monitor

I'd personally rather die

I couldn't possibly imagine myself sitting there jacking my dick like that

That's some real amateur hour shit

But to each their own, right?
Anonymous No.942370655 [Report]
PORNSTITUTE™

Jessica Miller
I actually googled it so I could show you a picture of her face

If you want to see her take it up the ass, that's your problem not mine

(My wife thinks Jessica Miller is the hottest because SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING ANAL TROOPER!!! )
Anonymous No.942370932 [Report] >>942371526 >>942371717 >>942371770 >>942371790 >>942371834 >>942371894
>>942370552
No one asked for your life story, you fucking spaz.
Anonymous No.942371526 [Report]
>>942370932

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!!


and YES, I'd be more than happy to tell you my life story, bum....

which one do you prefer, the abbreviated version or the full version?
Anonymous No.942371717 [Report]
>>942370932

by the way My abbreviated version is much much longer than the extended version

I'll give you the abbreviated version
Anonymous No.942371770 [Report]
>>942370932

ONCE UPON A TIME.....

I was born...

to be continued
Anonymous No.942371790 [Report]
>>942370932

And that's when the world became a little bit more interesting....

to be continued
Anonymous No.942371834 [Report]
>>942370932

by the way, why don't girls like you?
Anonymous No.942371894 [Report]
>>942370932

obviously....... girls don't like you

.............................. Why not?