Thread 942390779

dubs decides what i do to myself, anything goes

>>942390779 (OP)
eat a healthy salad, no dressing

>>942390779 (OP)
Die

>>942390779 (OP)
5 push-ups

Be dead.

6 push-ups

kill yourself

Kys

put your penis in a healthy salad, no dressing

Jump off a building

10 push-ups

jump off a high bridge

>>942390779 (OP)
136 bytes lol

walk into traffic

walk in front of a fast moving bus

Do some shadow boxing

Jump off a skyscraper.

Sleep

hang yourself

Order $20 of cheese from a retarded food delivery company

drown yourself

OP here, can you guys stop with these pussy ass answers like "sleep" or "10 push-ups" i wanna do something cool

>>942390779 (OP)
Walk around blindfolded around your house

Burn yourself alive

tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>942391047
15 push-ups

Live a fulfilling life

put rocks in your pockets and walk into the sea.

im a dude

shoe0nhead

put rocks in your pockets and walk into a lake

rape a grizzly bear

put heavy rocks in your pockets and walk into a big deep river

>>942391101
i might do that one without dubs T-T

Commit some sort of atrocity wearing a shirt that says "Ron Paul 2012"

boil 24 eggs and then eat them

Chop off your right pinkie finger

Douse your whole body in gasoline and light yourself on fire and don't put it out.

Eat 24 raw eggs then boil yourself alive

Put a glass jar up your ass

cut off a dozen parking meter heads

Put a plastic bag over your head and tape it closed and do not remove it.

Play Bananagrams at your nearest homeless shelter

Piss into a cup and drink it

buy a juicero

cut your thumb off and stick it up your butt

post dick

never use a smart phone again

Run around your local police station screaming. Then when they ask what's wrong say "it's the squirrels, they think I'm nuts!"

Enroll and graduate with a doctorate in physics

>>942391255
checked

>>942391255
confirmed

play some minecraft

>>942391255
god damn it

>>942391291
will you record yourself?

>>942391255
>>942391291
>tfw faggot anon didn't require recording the entire thing

>>942391308
depends if i get arrested or not, its 1am rn, im about to drive to the police department to do it

i'll try to update you guys in half an hour

>>942391336
I gift you 10 internets in your inevitable arrest

>>942391336
What local newspaper should we monitor tomorrow morning?

>>942391358
Tell them you're the hacker known as 4chan

>>942391336
>>942391358
at least anon didn't require you to be naked and collect sex offender qualification
godspeed retard anon

OP here, posting from my laptop now, just got to the police department, im gonna throw in a little spice and get in my underwear for the fuck of it. i'll update you shortly, hoping for interesting results

>>942391535
congrations you almost done it

OP here, i have a tragic update for you, while running around in my underwear, when the police came, my dick slipped out of my boxers, so now im running away at 1am in my boxers, i was able to grab my laptop to continue updating you though. i can hear police sirens while im typing. im hiding in a dumpster. what's my next move.

>>942391783
vote_ban

>>942391783
Post video via catbox or larp

>>942391837
video of what dawg, im in a dark ass dumpster with only my laptop and boxers

>>942391856
picture of dumpster

>>942391862
how tf am i supposed to do that

i forgot my laptop had a camera, hol up, ima take a picture of the dumpster for y'all, i cant do a time stamp, but i'll take 2 photos from different angles if that helps

if i stop replying, then the popo prob got me

nosing is happening
fag

>>942391992
yeah, im lowkey just bored as hell rn. thought i'd fuck around on 4chan b4 i go to bed. gn guys

>>942392027
sleep tight anon

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
.....

Flog your back with a glass shard whip