Thread 942417887

Did I miss out on college?
Sometimes I have regrets that I didn't get to bang blonde co-eds or meet interesting people.

College has increasingly become a joke. You didn't miss anything.

1 year in a real job will teach you more about the human condition than any of your GenEds.

>>942417887 (OP)
Stop living in a fantasy. College isn't like what you wrote for 98% of people who attend.

College is just high school 2.0

Only difference is that you are paying $50,000 for a useless degree and leaving with debt after 4 years.

If you didn't like high school, then you won't like college.
The 2% of people who do what you are fantasizing about extremely outgoing Chads who join a fraternity, attend events, and go to parties every week. And even then they aren't banging as many chicks like you think.

Stop being fooled by movies. Everything you see in a movie is just a hyper exaggerated fantasy.

>>942417887 (OP)
>Did I miss out on college?
No. College is NOT like the movies.

>Sometimes I have regrets that I didn't get to bang blonde co-eds or meet interesting people.
Your mileage varies here. Some colleges have NO sex. Of the two colleges I went to I left a virgin from both. Other colleges are "party schools" where you pay them for an education you aren't going to collect on and won't be able to use. But you get access to dorms where you MIGHT be able to see some hot young women. MIGHT being key word. Honestly you don't even need to pay, just go to a college party school town and try to hookup that way. Less money, same party.

I didn't join any frat stuff, but the little bit of frat stuff I did go to was LAME as fuck.

Reminder: college post MeToo sucks ass, you have to be on guard that the bitch you are dating won't falsely claim rape on your ass like the Duke boys.

>>942417887 (OP)
>meet interesting people
As for this... IDK, I met interesting people, but it's not like my dad's generation where they made life long friends and shit. Everyone I know is scattered to the winds and I've lost contact.

Certainly not worth 50-100k or lifetime debt, you can meet these people at work real easy. I met dozens more people with interesting backgrounds at work. The boomers especially have great stories from when shit was WAY better back in the day. It's crazy hearing the shit they got up to that NEVER happens now. Even heard one about the naked tits on the copier story. If that shit happened now they'd be fired (as if we have copiers anymore!). Yeah, thanks boomers I have to deal with the trannies (men in drag) in the office instead of the hot chicks scanning their tits in. Real fucking good upgrade.

>>942420598
>Everything you see in a movie is just a hyper exaggerated fantasy.
Depends, some of that stuff is actually tamer than what happened in real life. BUT it's critical to remember ALL college movies (the non-horror ones) are set pre-1990s, meaning no woke shit, no tranny shit, no MeToo shit, it's all actual fun and games before politics got shat into culture everywhere and made NO FUN ALLOWED rules all over.

Animal House is from 1978. Shit was different then.

>>942417887 (OP)
if youre not banging blonde bitches now, you wouldn't have banged them in college. you're coping with a past that you didn't miss

>>942417887 (OP)
Stavros Halkias rule 63

>>942422435
>are set pre-1990s

Most of these movies were still written by writers who wished they lived a wild sexy life in college. So it's mostly exaggerated fantasy. Not saying parties don't happen, but it's not on the scale that movies depict.

Remember being in elementary school and seeing TV shows about high schoolers? You and your friends though high school was a crazy place full of excitement, romance, and drama. But when you actually got into High school, it turned out to be a lie. It was 80% school work, and 20% kids acting dumb

>>942417887 (OP)
imagine being able to smell and taste their feet. the odor. the flavors.

>>942422435
>Depends, some of that stuff is actually tamer than what happened in real life. BUT it's critical to remember ALL college movies (the non-horror ones) are set pre-1990s, meaning no woke shit, no tranny shit, no MeToo shit, it's all actual fun and games before politics got shat into culture everywhere and made NO FUN ALLOWED rules all over.
Second wave feminism and civil rights were championed across college campuses from the 1960s onwards. They've always been progressive spaces.
>Animal House is from 1978. Shit was different then.
Animal House is satire.

>>942422435
>ALL college movies (the non-horror ones) are set pre-1990s
American Pie is late 90s-early 00s. Road Trip was 2000. Old School was 2003. Superbad is high school, but totally in the same vein, 2007. The To Do List was 2013.
The decline of sex comedies in general is more to do with box office conditions than woke culture. Comedies aren't made any more because they used to make a profit on DVD sales, which streaming killed off.

>>942417887 (OP)
in my experience other people don't fuck around as much as FOMO makes you feel they did. Statistics even back this up.
There will always be assholes on these forums who will just try to get you down or blackpill you. In reality, yeah, maybe 2 or 3 chads in college fucked a new hot fit blonde girl every other day. But most guys and girls didn't.
>>942422048
>>942426392
like anons say, College is NOT like the movies. This idea that everyone except you is out there having all this crazy sex is not true. And you didn't miss out on anything if you're not doing it now.

>>942417887 (OP)
College stopped being like that around 2010, at the absolute latest. I went to college in 2006-2010. Starting in 09 the partying died down in general, and girls started getting less casually slutty with the proliferation of smartphones. It's hard to get chicks to do topless kegstands if everyone is recording it. By 2015, as I was wrapping up my Master's, no one partied. Undergrads, kids in the 18-20 group, thought a wild weekend was dabbing some wax and watching Rick and Morty. No coke, no booze, no sluts, no fistfights, no drag racing. Not even drinking beer and wrenching on cars or bikes with their bros. Just sitting there doing nothing. Some of them would go to brewpubs, but Covid killed most of those off. College is just work for kids now. It's sad.

>>942417887 (OP)
I missed out on all life milestones because of my ultra rare autoimmune disease (picrel). I am the definition of a genetic failure.

>>942417887 (OP)
I would bang any of them wearing the swimsuit, but the asian is the only one I would date she's very cute

>>942434277
>imagine being able to smell and taste their feet. the odor. the flavors.
imagine being able to smell and taste their pussy. the odor. the flavors.

>>942438395
lol sucks to be you bro, i can sympathise, how many times did ppl tell you tea tree oil will fix it? topkeks

>>942438631
Yeah normies like OP think they have it hard 'til they see my skin. Apparently, this shit is so rare its present only about 1/500k people and I'm the only person in my country's history diagnosed with it. When I die, I will lunge at God and skin him alive and I'll wear his skin like a cowl, life could have been so much easier.

>>942420598
The downside, you need that paper for any kind of PR or visa
I don't have a college degree. Been in IT for 8 years, want to leave the Canadian shithole. But US requires that paper degree for Visas

>>942417887 (OP)
Most people aren't interesting.

>>942438395
Have you tried tea tree oil?
In all seriousness, my condolences. But maybe hydro peroxide? Or move to different place.
Maybe it's too humid or not enough humidity where you are.
Or try putting a filter on your tap water.

>>942438395
>>942439504
Skin issues are a diet issue 99% of the time. There's always something you're eating, drinking or smoking that your body doesn't react well to and causes it.

It's so funny when people who drink cases of soda a day or eat all kinds of horrible processed "food" claim their acne or skin disease is "genetic".
Of course doctors will agree because they want to sell you pills and ointments.

Acne and other skin diseases are just your body getting rid of toxins through the skin. If you stop consuming whatever is causing it, you won't have it anymore.
It can be sugar and carbohydrates, coffee or any source of caffeine, or many vegetables to which people are allergic to.

Of course changing shit and taking responsibility for your life is harder than being a pussy ass faggot that blames "genetics" while eating absolute trash.

We all get what we deserve in life.

>>942438395
You are supposed to miss them. It's how nature keeps genetic dead ends from reproducing.

>>942442143
I don't eat trash, I eat rice and homecooked food also no coffee, alcohol, drugs, smoke, whatever I wouldn't have the money for that because I am unemployed, literally cannot walk sometimes because it hurts when my skin gets stretched. You are a normie trying to lecture me and I suggest you leave this site, you cannot possibly know better because I have tried everything it is just bad luck in life. To put it into perspective, you could be a billionaire right now, but you aren't because that is just how it is going to be for your life. In my case, its stupid shit like this. I just like these threads because its the only way I could relate to "incels" but are actually normies.

>>942417887 (OP)
Interesting people is subjective. I went to an expensive university with a bunch of kids from wealthy families. I did not feel like I connected well with them because we were from such different backgrounds. And dating? Once the girl realizes you are a poor, she loses interest fast. Don't let them tell you otherwise.

>>942445123
have you tried tree tea oil? I read somewhere that it works great

>>942438395
Post dick pls?

>>942437057
This. Same years spent in college.

>>942430131
what rule is that?

nb4 google it