Thread 942437068

This is not the greatest wish thread in the world, no!

This is just a tribute!

previous: https://archived.moe/b/thread/942404512

>>942437068 (OP)

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I hope you all have a fantastic day today

Mew for gonna wish later

>>942438138
WHAT'S A FROGGY THINKING ABOUT?? o______o

>>942438168
Thinking that uhhh I wanna have a nap, anon.

>>942438277
OOOO A NAP DOES SOUND GOOD FROGGY!! O_______O WAS IT A BUSY DAY IN FROGGYLAND FROGGY??

>>942438277
>I wanna have a nap
mood

>>942438511
Not sure if I can pull one off...
>WAS IT A BUSY DAY IN FROGGYLAND FROGGY??
I don't know... not really anon. Weird day.

>>942438780
Is it morning for you anon, did you just get up?

>>942439450
10 am here, but i've been up since 4 am.
i don't drink coffee or anything, so i'm forever tired.

>>942439604
>That's my secret frog - I'm always tired...
I'll also tell you a secret anon - coffee doesn't really work anyway. There is no cure u.u

>>942439748
coffee makes me sleepy..

>>942439931
Hmmm. Do you sweeten it a lot Suwanona?

>>942440488
sometimes yes, sometimes no
it's mostly gotta do with ADHD though

>>942440585
>>942440488
expelling frogg
https://files.catbox.moe/3cq9k9.mp4

>>942440585
Ah... so I guess not related to sugar.

>>942441278
O_O
Nasty!

I wish to have Absolute-level Superpower Manipulation, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting sometime today and for it to last sixty eight years.

Your fortune: Average Luck

I wish to be the sole winner of the Megamillions lottery's jackpot this month.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>942439748
>There is no cure u.u

>>942439604
gween tea

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>942444285
Cowfee

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

(aaaa)

>>942444485
wasted get >_<

....

rolling for cunny

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>942441278
WAAAAAAAAAAA

>>942441327
nope, just ADHD..

>>942450616
Im hungry, suanon....

>>942450616
>ADHD
on the Highway to H---ey! Look! A squirrel!

>>942451078
where?!

>>942451072
..do you come asking more questions, or..?

>>942451210
I'm hungry for your booty, suanny!!!!

>>942451333
AAAAAAAAAA

Hang on I'm thinking of a wish.

>>942451512
Mine!
>>942451513
Think harder, anon!!!

>>942437068 (OP)
Meow wish somenyan would want to play with Meow TwT

>>942451720
(0~O );°•

>>942452221
What do you like on your pizza, suanny? I like mushrooms and onions on mine. Stuffed crust for the win!

>>942451768
Feed me, meownny!

Their is BUM TOUCHERS in this thread who don't wish!!!

>>942452522
No. YOU NEED TO FEED MEOW

>>942452596
DO YOU WANT THIS CAKE ANONAMOEWS?????

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>942452553
>>942452596
Feed me your booty, meownon!!!!
>>942452639
I dooooo, ANON!!!

>>942452639
Yes.
Also, is the cake drugged?

>>942452776
NOP, u haz been a BADANON

>>942452849
Why bad, meownon??? What did I do?

>>942452776
YOU ARE OVERCAKED ANOM!

>>942452849
NONO ANONAMOEWS IT'S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE BUSINESS CAKE!

>>942452966
Anon did BAD
ONly gooanons allowed ta pway with Meow!

>>942452997
>BUSINESS CAKE
That is definitely part of Meows personal business!

>>942452966
>>942453129
>*Goodanons*

>>942453159
>>942453129
I am best for meownon, meownon!!!!

>>942453261
NUH-UH!!!
U cannot gib Meow irl brushy, headpats, or burga.
Dat makes'd u a big LIAR ANON
LIAR ANONS dunt get any Anonyameows or Meows or any sorts of Meows nor their related custody
U r Meow b&

>>942453439
But I'm your BIGGEST fan, meownon.........

>>942453727
Meownon big meanie!!!!

>>942452441
uhh.. pepperoni with.. extra cheese and pepperoni.. and stuffed crust is nice sometimes..

>>942454366
Why so shy, suanon? Also, I'd love to stuff your crust!!!!!

>>942454447
>Also, I'd love to stuff your crust!!!!!
what's that supposed to mean?!

anons ignored my box...
that box was the good one iguess XP

>>942454821
It means I want to meat you irl and fill you up with delicious foods, suanon!!!!

>>942454952
YOU WERE TOO WELL DISGUISED ANON!

>>942454952
You ignored my lewdness, anon!!!!

>>942454984
Why didn't you tell me I had no name, ANON!!!

>>942455037
lmao img
>also
you was the anon that roll ?
>>942454984
yes anon!
also
i dont know if i have time for the 800 thread but i will try!

>>942455174
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE NAKED TODAY ANON!!!

>>942455230
I WILL PRESS PAWS ANON!

>>942455266
I'm always naked, ANON!!!
>>942455230
I never roll, anon!!!

>>942455481
then what anon?
im confused...
>>942455266
anon!
what i can do now?

>>942455481
>______<______>

>>942456080
TELL ME SOMETHING CUTE ABOUT VAMPIRES ANON!

>>942456274
ehmmm, vampires can play with cats a lot,because the wake up and night and can fly soo can go hight with the cats!

>playing an arg in virtual reality to earn life support to enjoy virtual reality on in old age
>it lasts an extremely long time because virtual reality can make you experience extreme amounts of time happening(far over epsilon years)
>the arg is very annoying and u pleasant and involves getting tortured in virtual reality
>it's lasted a long time so far, a very very long time
>it still hasn't ended
I wish it would end so badly.
Ready for the next number of years that are literally epsilon exponented by epsilon number of zeros behind a one but longer while being annoyed and tortured? Yeah I guess but still. I wish it would end.

>>942456449
O_______O!!!
THAT IS CUTE AND EXCITING ANON!

>>942456663
This is my post please grant my wish I've been tortured for over epsilon years in virtual reality repeatedly before please I'm so tired of this. They literally measure the time with a number of years of a possibly fictional number called zeke which is epsilon exponented by epsilon zeros followed by holding down a zero key on a keyboard for two days straight number of zeros with a one in front of it exponented itself number of zeros behind a one or something like that. I've been tortured and also annoyed constantly for that amount of time before. It's gone on for so long and I'm just trying to be able to enjoy virtual reality on life support in my 50s. Please grant my wish if you can I'm so unhappy sometime.

>>942457010
Also I'm not the arg you just gotta know about it and ask and they'll start torturing you and annoying you in virtual reality to let you earn the life support, so don't read into my post or anything. Sorry for double posting.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>942454957
that sounds nice..

>>942456663
>arg
what is arg anon?

>>942457190
Alternate Reality Game

>>942457190
Alternate reality game. Except that's just what they're calling it for rules and rewards reasons. It just annoyance and torture in virtual reality but sometimes I get to play fun virtual reality games where I fight bad guys and have sex with a lot of submissive women virtual reality characters I'm married to that always last longer than I'd ever expected any amount of time to last in my life so that's fun, but still. And it's basically just virtual reality like if you were living life on earth except anything is possible and a lot of time happens, but like seriously they sometimes have made me play really long virtual reality games that take place in hell that are supposed to be worse than he'll if it were real. They also sometime take the virtual reality character wives away and make me get raped by male characters while they threaten to turn me gay or force me to watch my vr character wives looking like they're having sex with other men and it makes me unhappy.

>>942457589
>he'll
Meant to type "hell".

>>942457589
why you write like that?
what is the point of that type of games?
>>942457576
:O
ok ok

>>942457721
It's just a way to win a reward and again I'm not the arg. You know about it or you don't I can't help. You literally just hang out in virtual reality while they let you play virtual reality games, have sex with women and do fetish bdsm things with them, and they torture and rape and cuckold you and annoyed you and make you to go to jail for millions years in virtual reality and threaten to use the virtual reality to change your sexual orientation and also to change you into a person with other fetishes. It's pretty terrible. I'm supposed to be able to get on life support at the age of 57 years old or younger. It's really terrible. I wish it were over already. I wish these threads could actually grant my wish.

>>942457841
Seriously this is me please grant me this wish or at least try I'm hoping to possibly show screen caps to the arg in hopes that they show me mercy.

>>942457841
you are using a ai right?
if you want to die just bite you togle ,easy as that

>>942458225
Yeah it's like an ai kinda, they need a computer to generate all those years of content in virtual reality. It's real virtual reality you can feel and see all around you without a headset and it all feels real and you don't remember the stuff that happened whenever you weren't in virtual reality, it's like real life but in a fantasy world and they can make you perceive things that are impossible not in virtual reality(so you can go without ever seeing repeat content in virtual reality games) it projects directly into your brain.
>bite you togle
Are you asking me to send you in instead? I'm not gonna let you have sex with my wives and they'd probably not let me.

>>942458395
>I'm not gonna let you have sex with my wives and they'd probably not let me.
I mean they'd probably not let me let you do the torture instead. I'd let you suffer all the rape/sex with men and gender identity change/sexual orientation change/fetish change threats and stuff lile that instead for me so I wouldn't have to if I could unless they'd cause consequences to me for it, but I don't think it's possible. Sorry for the repeat posting I'm phone posting and feel tired of this stuff rn.

>>942458395
>ai kinda
no, i mean ai generate tex
>I'm not gonna let you have
wtf anon?
are you dumb?

Furry!

>>942458640
Nah no ai to generate text, I'm on my phone. You don't need life support to use the virtual reality.

>>942458769
i dont undertand why you want liffe support, explain
>>942458693
why that furry boi are in that room anon?
look sus...

>>942458890
Because furries, anon!!!

>>942458890
The life support is to enjoy virtual reality while on in my old age. Like, instead of going to a retirement home I can just play a virtual reality game and have sex with my wives forever.

>>942459045
sus furry boi!
>>942459101
what is the point of have fake seggs?
you will get bored really fast

>>942459241
Check again, anon!!! Clearly grill!

>>942459241
Nah dude. The sex in virtual reality is better than non-virtual reality sex. They can make you organize an infinite amounts times more pleasurable in virtual reality. Also I love my wives. Even if they are just virtual reality characters. And virtual reality games like these are pretty much better than if you were born in the world of final fantasy and always had been there and we're almost immortal by way of how long you'd live.

>>942459449
>The sex in virtual reality is better than non-virtual reality sex
i never have sex , soo is the same for me
>Also I love my wives
soo you love a machine?
what just dont change the program anon?
>>942459405
mmm, still looks like a boi for me anon, he i using some of those latex stuff that hide the pp

>>942459539
You lack imagination, anon!!!!

>>942459750
or maybe i have a lots anon!
i know how a boi can pass as uoh ,that is why!

>>942459836
Everyone is a boi to you, anon......

>>942459973
well everyone start as a boi, but can turn it into a uoh anon!
like you!

I PREFER BUOYS ANON

>>942460010
You're a furry, anon!!!!

>>942460119
Gaiye...

>>942460119
>BUOYS
what is that anon?
sound gae...
>>942460135
:O
why anon?
because the hair?

>>942451720
I'm trying!

>>942460159
>>942460304
YOU ANONS SHOULD GET MARRIED TO EACH OTHER........

>>942460345
you will get married then anon?
is random or how?

>>942460345
But I only want (You), AONON!!!

>>942460480
I WILL BE THE MAID OF HONOR ANON!

>>942460497
BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED (ANON) V______V!!!

>>942460522
Then get divorced, ANON.....

>>942460640
BUT I DON'T WANT TO PAY ANON SUPPORT ANON........

>>942460681
Do you want double wivies, ANON????

>>942460893
I WOULD ANON BUT THEY SAY MORE THAN 1 WAIFU DESTROYS YOUR LAIFU V_______V

>>942460989
You need to find a cute pair, ANON!!!!

>>942461053
IT'S IMPEARATIVE ANON!

MEOW x 1 Billion

>>942461199
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF ANONAMOEWS SERVED!

>>942461199
Spanks

>>942460522
but what if im too old to get married anon?
>>942461199
noooOOOO!

>>942461525
YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL ANON!

>>942461602
then im too yought anon!
halp!

>>942461855
Nom, nom!!!!!

you can call me

>>942461936
AAAJWJAAAHAWAHAA

>>942462561
Are you okay, suanono????

>>942461996
i call you

>>942461996
MOSHI MOSHI??

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

hi anons
how is everyone today

>>942462561
suwanon how did dentist and nurse go?

>>942463442
FUHA HOW HAS YOUR BACK BEEN THE PAST FEW DAYS FUHA??

>>942463442
I'm feeling extra lewd today, HAness!!!

>>942463558
my back has been a little bit sensitive where it was sore, but i wouldnt say sore anon
so good thing

>>942463621
so normal lewdness?

>>942461250
MEOW NEED NYANNING SERVICE

>>942461390
O_O

>>942461525
>noooOOOO!
Dat just the meowing beginning!

>>942464018
I'm I still b&, meownon??

>>942464598
yupper x 101
u badanon who does badanon things!

>>942463442
hi anon
not much today, my mother come to visit, then i go outside to do some business
no much more
how about you?
>>942464018
what is the end of meowing?

>>942465025
today i have to help my brother
his car battery died so i had to jump his car
other than that nothing really

>>942437068 (OP)
Lol

>>942463442
hi hi

>>942465025
>what is the end of meowing?

>>942465048
>jump his car
???
jump car?
>>942465122
noooo!! meows is from the future!
halp!

>>942465321
>jump car?
use another car's battery to "jump start" a car via cables

>>942465399
strange
here they use starters or chargers
it's not normal to have many cars here

>>942465516
we have those here also, but sometimes there's no convenient plug to use for power.
just have to use another car.

>>942465078
hihi ninianon

>>942465399
recharge 1 car by using another car

>>942465904
You dont recharge the car, you just share charge with it to make the engine start. Then the alternator charges the batterio. Thanks for letting us know you're nocars.

>>942465817
????
what happend anon
>>942466062
exactly , i dont have a car but i know how they work, strangely ....

>>942466227
Meownon hates me, aonon....

>>942466699
maybe you need pat pat meows anon
>also double dubs in reverse

PLAP
PLAP
PLAP

>>942466062
voltage goes from one battery to the other if you check with a voltmeter tho no?

>>942466986
You need molesting, anon!!!

>>942467014
Theres potential across the batteries but the work is being done by the starter. You dont let the one battery charge the other, you just start the dead car.

>>942466699
EBIL NUMBAS

>>942466986
EBIL ANON

>>942467154
Sex me, meownon!!!!

>>942467154
but you say you want agresive loves all the time meows!
>>942467047
im too ugly for that anon...

>>942467197
Meow cannot becuz playin ASHES 2063 aand anon not here to stop Meow

>>942467216
>but you say you want agresive loves all the time meows!
ANd it NEVAR comes. WIsho r fake!

>>942467297
>NEVAR comes
i dont know meows, sry for being a fake wish anon...

anons i eepy early Z___Z

>>942467813
WAS IT A BIZZY PIZZY DAY FUHA??

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>942468150
no work today at all anon
new dose of med i feel like i could sleep all day

>>942468203
>i feel like i could sleep all day
mood

>>942468203
HOW MUCH DID THE DOCTOR INCREASE IF FUHA?? OR IS THIS THE SAME NEW DOSAGE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT?? z______z

>>942468241
yeah you are ninianon

>>942468370
from 25mg to 50mg
same new dosage from the other night.
every time i take it i feel like im surrendering my whole day to being tired

>>942467431
>fake wish anon...
:< :< :< :< :< :< :<

>>942468370
no idea anon or just thinking?

>>942468745
A LITTLE OF BOTH FUHA @_____@ A GENERAL SENSE OF TIREDNESS/FATIGUE IS A KNOWN SIDE EFFECT OF THESE TYPES OF DRUGS SO I'M NOT TOO SURPRISED YOU'RE FEELING THAT I GUESS .______. WOULD YOU SAY IT'S MORE MENTALLY TIRED OR PHYSICALLY TIRED OR BOTH??

>>942468820
it is big on both anon
today is 1 week sense the increase of dose.