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Anonymous No.942440017 [Report] >>942440043 >>942440133 >>942440209 >>942440257 >>942440294 >>942440516 >>942441117 >>942441758 >>942441837 >>942441846 >>942443057 >>942446631
It’s my 44th birthday.
I’d really appreciate some kind words, mean words, memes, pictures…… just whatever for entertainment purposes.
Have a great day Anons
Anonymous No.942440043 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
Happy Birthday man.
Anonymous No.942440056 [Report] >>942440318
Well?
Anonymous No.942440133 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
Respected musician Andrew Biersack joins all of /b/ in wishing you a good one, brah.
Anonymous No.942440164 [Report] >>942440370
Congrats fellow old fag!
Now, check my dubs
Anonymous No.942440209 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
Anonymous No.942440257 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)

there are over 8 billion people on planet Earth, yet only 365 days in a year

That means almost 21 million people are celebrating their "special day" today

imagine standing in the middle of a crowd of 21 million humans

Happy today...

Happy Wednesday.....
Anonymous No.942440294 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
by the way

birthdays are the best day to go volunteer to help other people for absolutely no reason

asking absolutely nothing in return

and not dropping any hints about your birthday at all

forget about your birthday
Go down to a no-kill animal shelter and volunteer to help clean up

Just for the karma
Anonymous No.942440318 [Report]
>>942440056

lol
Anonymous No.942440329 [Report]
why ebrybody gits a inviteation cep me
asshole even invite andy sixx
Anonymous No.942440334 [Report]
Happy birthday, anon! :D
Anonymous No.942440370 [Report]
>>942440164
Now let's see Paul Allen's dubs.
Anonymous No.942440516 [Report] >>942441724
>>942440017 (OP)

linear time is a powerful illusion...........

And that's the only power it truly has

because if I could take you straight up into the air, through the upper stratosphere and ionosphere, into the vacuum of outer space, and we turned around to look back at planet Earth:

WHAT TIME IS IT?
It's Forever O'Clock.....
it's Never:45......

It's just one gigantic never-ending millisecond.....

The illusion of minutes, hours, days and nights is achieved due to your static location on a sphere hurtling through the vacuum of space, spinning, and exposed to light and absence of light

The allegedly linear "timeline of life" is like a taut string, pulled tight from either end, at points unknown

And you are a bead with a hole drilled through the middle... The string runs through you, and you quickly slide down the string of linear time

or are you actually sitting still, and the string is moving?

It doesn't really matter
because the only thing you'll ever have
IS THIS MILLISECOND RIGHT NOW

THE BEAD IS THE ONLY THING YOU'LL EVER HAVE

It takes imagination to conjure tomorrow, and it requires imagination to reassimilate memories of yesterday

This millisecond right now is the only thing you'll ever have that's not imaginary

GO HELP SOMEBODY TODAY FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

offer to help somebody get the leaves off their driveway, or help them organize their garage

focus on something other than yourself today

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUMAN
absolutely nothing matters
Anonymous No.942440736 [Report]
speaking of which I just remembered I need to get geared up and dressed warm because I've got to go feed a bunch of beautiful stray cats
Anonymous No.942440879 [Report] >>942440923
Thanks for the replies anons
It’s not like today is special but it’s just I was pulled out of a vagina 44 years ago and I think it traumatized me.
Anonymous No.942440923 [Report]
>>942440879
You managed to not die for another year and that's something.
Happy birthday dude, enjoy your day.
Anonymous No.942441002 [Report]
Anonymous No.942441041 [Report]
Happy birthday, anon. I’m not far behind you. Almost 39. Have some birthday dubs
Anonymous No.942441117 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
happy birthday anon. Maybe the next year be better, then the one right now or at least not worse. From a Fellow 45er. Remember to hydrate and to exercise.
Anonymous No.942441724 [Report]
>>942440516
You even come in and wreck peoples birthday threads? What a douchebag.
Anonymous No.942441758 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
Happy Birthday, Anon.
Anonymous No.942441837 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
happy birthday! I'll be you in four years and I'm not looking forward to it
picture unrelated
Anonymous No.942441846 [Report] >>942442052
>>942440017 (OP)
Happy birthday anon
Anonymous No.942442052 [Report]
>>942441846
Anonymous No.942442119 [Report]
Your stripper gram
Anonymous No.942442169 [Report]
Happy birthday
Anonymous No.942442954 [Report] >>942443241 >>942443832
You make it feel okay to still be on this website. I am 32. Me and my little brother might have made a suicide pact together. He killed himself. This was years ago. I tried to say "not doing that" after I said "Sure, suicide pact." The words might not have came out when I tried to say "not doing that". It might have sounded like I only said "not". Somehow my memory of this went away for a while. I am pretty sure I still have to kill myself.
Anonymous No.942443057 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
Happy birthday, Anon. I hope you have a great day today.
Anonymous No.942443241 [Report] >>942443832
>>942442954

Samefag here. Happy birthday to OP.

I guess I made that post because his birthday is tomorrow. And I got the memory back not too long ago.
Anonymous No.942443832 [Report] >>942444124 >>942445577
>>942442954
>>942443241
thats a shitty thing to happen to you anon. he was clearly locked in on his choice, and you can talk it out with him when you die. doesn't have to be soon, It'll be the same conversation whether it's tomorrow or at 60.
happy birthday to your brother

>t. 39
Anonymous No.942444124 [Report] >>942444177
>>942443832

Can you tell me what t.39 means?
Anonymous No.942444177 [Report] >>942444601 >>942445577
>>942444124
I am 39
Anonymous No.942444601 [Report] >>942444648
>>942444177

What does t. mean or stand for?
Anonymous No.942444648 [Report] >>942444904 >>942445577
>>942444601
>tranny tranny troon troon will there be enough room
Anonymous No.942444904 [Report] >>942445039
>>942444648
I don't think this is about being transexual or not
Anonymous No.942445039 [Report] >>942445543 >>942445577
>>942444904
>Tranny told trap, and trap told troon
>"I'm necking myself at half past noon"
Anonymous No.942445543 [Report]
>>942445039
Anonymous No.942445577 [Report]
>>942445039
>>942444648
>>942444177
>>942443832

Unfortunately this seems to be all religious bullshit.
Anonymous No.942446631 [Report]
>>942440017 (OP)
>for entertainment purposes.

An old happy birthday song from 1st grade:

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

from 1958 lol
Anonymous No.942446665 [Report]
ONLY A WOMAN