we write stupid blogs nobody will read whilewe wait for things to actually happen
blud thinks ts gonna take off :skull:
>>22800653it doesn't need to do shit other than exist
you coulda done this
>>22800653but you're TOO FUCKING LAZY
>>22800658sooorryyy i was too busy reading about lambda math or something.
>>22800655>>22800658Shut the fuck up retard
>>22800668>>22800669you're a dick and a nerd
>>22800673do you suck your own penis?
>>22800668just realized it's same color, different ID's
sorry to half pf you
>>22800678goY ID
no, that would be disgusting
i pee from there
>>22800681>goY IDdats kosher or something.
>no, that would be disgustingyou never know. maybe it's long enough to where you can get a quick lick in.
>i pee from thereyeah i shit from my ass too but it's cool, yes?
>>22800688you ahould try your luck elsewhere
all other people are unteustworthy gay and cringe because they want MY time.
>>22800640 (OP)/qa/doge was wrong. The feds only read blogposts.
>>22800693>you ahould try your luck elsewherehow could you do this to me...
>>>/v/712236342
just beat another chapter in the letsplay/relay in fire emblem conquest. hopefully somebody else picks up the file.
>>22800681hey its the nigga that killed the mexican by telling him to eat a heap of salt, how you doing bud?
man i really gotta stop drinking all night
/bant/ in the cuckchair for /pol/
>>22802381Stop drinking jungle juice made with color drinks and moonshine made from artisanal pruno.
bant seems less interested in drawthreads nowadays
My /nah/ pastime is looking for interesting IDs like
>>22638960
>>228030912 whole bottles of moscato and somehow didn't die again
>>22803103nice spot, ID checking is one of /bant/s fun saving graces.
the IDs of /pol/ but we get to play with them and /pol/ doesn't bc off topic and gets posting.
>>22802359Dude it's Frigga he just goes by Brock now (epic get).
Pretty much just waiting for something to happen while I read and comment. It's never going to be the same since the hack was discovered so many anons lost in rain like tears.
>>22803142lady luck had a plan apparently
when she calls you answer
>>>/v/712277639
i cannot unsee the mogus in the pill bottle
I'm going insane help
>>22803689american pokeposter?
>>22803924yes i love pokemon. my name is bruce.
>>22803969are u the one who used to post here years ago tho...
omg K0T captcha
>>22803979definitely a major happening
>>22803979no
only recently started using /bant/ and mostly for /hap/ and i guess this here /nah/
if i made posts here years ago they were sparse at best and you wouldn't recognize them as my own.
>>22803115Only fun /pol/ IDs are jew-related. It's best when it's a meme flag user.
Reminder that the Third Amendment protects you from feds reading your blogposts if you're browsing from home.
>>22800640 (OP)We aren't a different race because none of my pheno are albino, you dipshit. You're a dicksucking BROWNNOSER who's been assisted by NIGGERS.
I only have white family, which includes you.
>>22804676hmm. Great points. More points if you can delete this and put it in the right thread.
>>22803093creation left this site a while ago
>>22800640 (OP)>we write stupid blogs nobody will read whilewe wait for things to actually happenfuck...
i've been waiting for so long
i wait and not much changes
>>>/v/712350221
Named the castle after /qa/ doge my beloved
Another chapter down.
i have all but four of the threads currently on the front page hidden
>>22806877>majority of them i subconciously ignoreand nothing of value was lost that day
>>22807141was expecting someone to say
>nooooo you have to look aty brainless simp spam, you're not above wasting your time on it!but i guess even they know they're shit.
literally the rot god's scribe
recording all to memory in the great collapse of online humanity.
>>22810212the /nah/ meta is to say bumo, friend!
>>22810220What's bumo? I thought it was some [s4s] stuff, so I never bothered with it.
>>22800640 (OP)better to blog about your own shit than flock to a post about some eceleb's blog and pretend like everyone should care
i come here because everywhere else is borderline unusable because of fags in all these different personality cults think they need to talk about a specific person all the fucking time
like BLA BLA BLA LOOK AT THIS DUMB WOMAN WITH FAT TITS OR THIS RETARD ON TWITTER WHO TALKS ABOUT THE CURRENT THING
>>>/v/712451036
>Retard OP doesn't put the word "fire" in the filename and the thread dies as a result
Many such cases!
>>22812759how would that change anything?
>>22812766It's a fire emblem thread (because of janny seethe they have to be somewhat stealthy like touhou threads) so unless you like manually searching through like 150 threads in the catalog searching "fire" is the easiest way to find them. But if it's not there you have to go back to the manual search
I guess I'll just keep the thread bumped with AI posts in the meantime.
>>22807205based though
a power surge fried my single 3tb hard drive
i should've been working a pizza job to get a raid array and surge protector but i didn't :/
29
md5: 37c226ceb17d6d6df90c456939c2882c
๐
gonna try that cold pillow i mentioned the other night
will post review in the morning
right off the bat it's like a heavy down feather pillow
>>22815212Very nice. Sleep well Brock!
>>22815244gn gon
it always seems to be slightly less warm than me
cooling pillow's a 9/10
never hot to the touch
>>>/v/712562971
next chapter is a relatively easy chapter
doubt anyone else will pick it up.
>>>/v/712563942
>>>/wsr/1529544
it appears there is an imposter among us
>>>/v/712609182
>>>/v/712611610
Truly grim
VGH
Once again I am along in nah bumping by myself
>>22824828thanks for all your hard work
honestly thought i ruined my own post at the beginning because on another drunken shitposting stint but i assume /nah/ has seen worse
>>22824877>the fumo poster us brock from pokemon
>>22825229ayo where dem nurse joys at?
>>22825290are fumos not just real world pokemon without the animal abuse?
>>22825306but fumos do get abused
>>22825314sir i have reason to suspect that this was generated by a retard woth acces to AI
ergo it is not real
>>22825431yuh huh
next you'll tell me this is real
>>22825448holy shit
like neutrons in the reactor when i remove the control rods for too long:
>>22825461what you get when you tell an ai exponentially
it's like it's it's nerd word
>>22825448holy fucking shit how did she do that
>>22825494it's not real
(enen tho in a just kickass future it would be)
>>22825599why does her hat
>>22825678no im just playing stupid to have fun
stop taking things so seriously
>>22825678first time this week
your meme died in no time flat, lol.
>>>/v/712651331
>>>/v/712692784
why does it seem like every time i want to """""relay""""" the other thread becomes more popular. do they really hate me that much?
>>>/v/712695081
>>>/v/712695132
do these people really think i care about replies? if i cared in the slightest i wouldn't be on chapter 13 right now. i would have already moved on to another way to fish for (you)s. it's clear that nobody cares. two characters died this chapter and nobody cared.
>>>/v/712694058
>up for nearly an hour
>>22826648tbf, it's small enough for jannies to miss.
>>22825974"nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask"
>>>/co/149020703
Is this the proper use of spoilers?
>>22830469i don't think you linked the right post
>>>/co/149017289stealth blogposting
>>22829058glaceonposter has J03 ID
>>22830486I didn't want to link the posts. It's a /co/omer posting his fetish in the spoilered text, so it's /nah/.
>>22830537yes it's the place for everything described in /hap/'s redirect.
lazy OP is just a play on the nickname the blog thread.
doesn't have to look pretty if it serves a purpose.
>>22800640 (OP)I go into some kind of mental ecstasy when I hear the song A Little Bitter by Alice in Chains
>>22830613>you can't just say it's ok, not elaborate and go on your merry way every timesorry
but i absolutely can
>>22830636it makes me feel better
>>22830645see header about trash /nah/
>>22806857now there's a /bant/ /nah/ with kot as an OP
as well as an invitation for dumb blog posting
>>22803979Iโll trade you your k0t for some t0ts
>>22830737i miss how retarded the old stuff occasionally was
>>22830737>>22830765i thought this was a pedo thing at first
VGH THEY DO IT AGAIN
"ew the schizo is playing his """relay""" again time to make a new thread and migrate all discussion there"
>>>/v/712848495
>>>/v/712850239 made about 20 minutes later (the chapter is ongoing)
why do they hate me bros?
>>>/v/712855720
What is it with schizos and vore?
They rarely even post the good stuff.
>>22832781just like the people who get panic attacks trying weed for the first time
there's some people who cannot tolerate losing even a little bit of percieved "control"
>>22833868>>22834004my boyfriend made two consecutive posts in /real//hap/
For the zero people who care I'm going to take a break
From everything
I need to fix myself
This is the only way
(No this isn't a suicide metaphor you fucking retard)
>>22834103Evacuate /nah/ immediately.
>>22834103this is hwat i said once & then i ended up even more isolated/retarded 3 yers later
I now understand how the average hohol circa 2013 felt
>>22832851You're a glorified insect idolized only by worms that needs to shave off all of its fur to become Caucasian.
>>22834103best of luck out there dude
>>22834117>>22834137>>22834732oops nevermind i changed my mind
I'll do something similar but not right now. i feel weird right now.
>>22835682welcome back
should have pulled the see you tomorrow line
>open /bant/ catalog
>first thread is the happenings thread
nice
>>22836808>actual meta>and not stupid dead end meme spamthat's why it was allowed to survive, even foisted by you know who's biggest critic.
>>22800640 (OP)>>>/co/148984333/co/ OC magical girls
>>22837316>one of the only mod protected threads>literally yhe meta for the entire website>>22837516gafwen e/w
>>22837527There are no gnomes in sweden
>>22837537>sweden>hingerdingerdogenhttps://youtu.be/NPUvISEftUQ?si=Z_Pg8q_4Albs8eFN
>>22837537>coward swede hiding behind a leafyour Viking ancestors weep in shame
Thisbis probably the first summer i didnt get locked out of work in the rain
>>22840087what a weird experince.
and yes the break mentioned >>>/v/713023428 was real. had something to do.
then i saw that after i came back that there was no thread on /v/
so i made my own on /bant/.
sucks that odin died. with his death some of the best books in the game die as well. i guess i can marry elise to kaze and turn her into a flame suriken beast. can even temporarily reclass her to wyvern for trample and lunge.
posted the save on /v/ as usual. don't expect any action on the save. (you) could change that.
>>22840281you're ok
sorry i didn't see your thread
last fire emblem i played was the one with a final boss that summoned dragons and used a book ereshrikgal that i derived my gamer name from.
>>>/v/713040126
>>>/v/713025980
>>>/v/713038713
>>>/v/713040880
>4 threads
guys you might be overdoing it (even though one is arguably more of a smash thread than a fire emblem thread)
>>22840557>guyshe might know where you are online
he might be watching
but it's nobody from here
i don't touch topic boards
>>22840565i wasn't implying you created all these threads
also add another one to the pile
>>>/v/713046753
>>22840965it's not a natural trend?
>>22841529meme flag in the happenings thread
jesus
md5: cc1ae094d34ecf53f2366ec13dfc6148
๐
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
>>>/v/713119589
another chapter down. got really lucky this time no deaths even though i deserved like 1-3 imo.
>niggas want to fuck this!
What's the appeal of /vt/? I thought the puritan chuds were against following idols.
>>22845000autism and arrested development
>>228450004chan is not one person
the chuds who hate women and idols and anime and such have little overlap with vtuber watchers/enjoyers.
I'm thinking that today i might just play the rest (or until it dies) of conquest """relay"""
>>>/sp/149307443
Make me stupid questions there, for me to give stupid answers... It'll be funny.
>>>/v/713192434
She's going to reread all of Homestuck just to find this one page
VGH
Part 6 interlude 2 section 4 part 3 ending
WHEN DOES IT END?
>>22848194divide and conquer
>Homestuck
I thought it was Homestruck. Mandela effect'd!
Thread killer on happenings thread.
>>22849308I don't want to scare you, but there are more than two Home Alone movies!!!
Today will be the beginning of big changes for me
>>22850116She needs to be 50' tall or comically obese.
>>22851666>comically obesewho is to blame to not taking the obesity of retards epidemic seriously?
>>22851755everyone?
The food is hexed.
>>22851805just stop eating /out/ and eat less
What's the deal with the bots spamming every thread on /bant/ with nonsense?
>>22851817No. Hands off my coca cola.
>>22852078gimme some context
>>22852094It's strange ritualposting. I saw >22847785 in a few threads, and right now someone is posting drug brands in random threads.
>>22852129I think you might actually be schizophrenic because you're trying to connect up dots where there arent any
>>22852150Here:
/sp/spam:
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/text/%2Fsp%2F149307443/
>granted, this more of an addrugs:
>>22852151>>22851957>>22851877I went to three random threads and found these. There are more...
goodnight 4chan bant
i thought my life was gonna go somewhere
i forgot how obscenely shit /p/ is at photography
like i felt my photos i took today looked like shit and then i went on /p/
>>22855830if you'd point out some shit /p/ posts & make fun of them or critique them, i'd be interested
>>22855830i don't want to go to a blue board ever or breach my containment
you're more than welcome to make bug friend threads.
here is a wasp that didn't sting me
>>22855830and here's as fucking bug made pokemon
>>22855846oh man that's cool
i have cousins in the woods near san antonio, we saw a massive moth there but it wasn't as pretty as that one, more rough looking, like a small brown moth scaled up
>>22855836no, and the fact that i wont just lends itself to my /p/ contrarianism
>>22855842jesus fuck that thing is huge
>>22855848>texas anonbased fellow texans
>>22855850>no, and the fact that i wont just lends itself to my /p/ contrarianismfair
i also now realize that would possibly be seen as a raid, or maybe even lead to a raid/flamewar/dispute of some kind
>>22855850rbdwsu i think i dornloaded rhat image and sent it through the reducer.
app called !glitch will reduce the quality of an image until it's belod 2mb and gove ot a unix timestamp.
just a protip
>>22855858capped for future reference, thanks.
I usually have to send my photos to myself on google chat to even upload them onto /p/
>>22855863anything to help my peer.
fuck interest group jews
>>>/v/713345974
Video games?
>>22855857the deal is sealed
>>22855864the deal is sealed*
Might just quit the "Ironman" part of the relay
Whatever
Need to finish it soon
>brock and nat made friends
cute
>>22855913never had a problem with actual meta
it was things that didn't fit the citeria
>>22855913I make friends easily. But I feel like they most of the time go on schizo rants over unrelated nonsense. DT is leagues more comprehensible.
>>22855937is DT the blogger?
no one ever tells me who DT is
>>22855937>DT is leagues more comprehensible.I can see he's onto stuff sometimes but he's literally uncapable of expressing thoughts without picking fights
>>22855967dunno much about the dude, thing he's a regular on trash and bant. he spaces his lines a lot.
>>22855995ah ty
is this a DT post?
>>22856002yes
>>>/v/713412083post on /v/ about the (new?) vtuber
>>>/v/713389569post about an eceleb has been up for over 6 hours
>>22856089ty, now i know..
>>>/trash/hmofa
/bant/ has IDs tho
>>>/v/713480219
at first i thought this was edelgard from fire emblem 3 houses but its just a random in a red shirt
baited into opening a non fire emblem thread. ew.
>>22857626IDs are le good
samefags have to wait awhile before posting or risk embarassment and it's a /pol/ feature that /pol/ isn't allowed to play with, but we can.
>>22858348 Even worse I accidentally post in the wrong thread
VGH
Whatever
>>>/v/713489862The chapter is in limbo until she cooperates properly
Whatever.
Made a big mistake because
...
?
Idk
Whatever.
There's other cheese strategies I can use to trap the green unit
I can also just let him die who cares that much for the speedwing.
Also I think I just realized how to fix that one issue I've been having
It's so simple I think.
>>22800640 (OP)Hm. Today I shall tripfag again because... well, why not right? It's not like there's anyone to stop me, nor do I hold my teenage self to shame for my, shall we say, high scale autism and the unspoken stigmas attached to my old trip.
Indeed, it has been some time since last I posted, though I feel like I say that every time. I've no intentions to go over the happenings of my life over the past 5-6 years, but needless to say I find myself accepting the disparities between my past self and my current state. For all intents and purposes, I have become a true normalfag, complete with virginity loss... Such a fall from grace, is it not? Although such comedic self-deprecation holds little value to the wider world, uhhhh okay fuck it I can't keep up this thesaurused verbosity any longer. Fuck it, I'm just gonna stream of consciousness this stupid post now. Yes, this seems ideal.
Yes! Hello again! Why, it's almost funny to see how little /bant/ has changed over the past, what, four years now? Three? It matters not though, this board was always just a place to take a load off. That being said though I am in a weird state where I wish I still had contact with this board's old posters. Was I an asshole? Oho absolutely! Do I deserve it? Mmm, not really to be honest. Do I still want it? Yeah, yeah I do. The curiosities and cognitive dissonances in my mind make me wish I'd taken more psychology courses than I did, perhaps then there'd be some nuanced understandings I could pick apart. But alas, all I can truly say is...
JEFUTY IS LITERALLY ME LOL GET BREADFUKKED!
>>22858467is that a real randomly-generated code?
>>22858467Upon checking the archives it seems as though I made a short trek here in January, huh! Oh how my memory wanes.
>>22858471No, I used a tripcode generator back in early 2019 for it after I stole the
>>7555555 GET
>>>/v/713502017
Video games?
>>22859278>>22859279Doge you should know better than to try and impersonate me on a board with IDs.
>>>/v/713485534found more video games
>>22858467also hello to our latest schizo (term of endearment) to join the family
>>22858467welcome back!
the site's salt for secured trips got changed btw
>>22859329lol he got da puked ID
>>22859440Hello! I probably won't be here too long since I'm going on a week long trip starting in an hour, I just like to say hello every now and then. It is nice to see new frens though, and I must admit this is a... rather cozy thread. Thanks for the welcome.
>>22859452Hello again! I find myself in your threads semi-often whenever I return, for some reason, if you are who I think you are. Oh, and operating further under this assumption, I'd like to extend a very overdue apology to you if I haven't already. I know it means little coming from a person across the country who you'll never see in your life, but still.
>site's salt for secured trips got changedOh did it now? Do you know the finer details or nah?
>>22859872yes it's future still, don't worry about past conflicts on the long standing battlefront board, it is ok.
after 4chan got hacked and taken down a month or 2 ago the secured password salt got changed along with probably every other certificate and password on site, it's a shame my old trips are gone but all for the better if it fixes the site's security loopholes.
>>22859959>don't worryI appreciate that. I know it's been a long time and that was kinda like this board's THING, but at the same time it felt like it got personal at times, y'know?
>4chan hackEven I heard about that, and I'm more sheltered than a Buddhist hermit in the middle of the Tibetan Plateau! Losing secure trips is kinda sucky cause you can't really mine them like you can insecure trips, but having fuckin' "Brock" in this one is pretty cool I will admit that much. You'll get to roll 'em again, and definitely do keep a note of the ones you had before, even if it's only for posterity.
I just wish they'd get rid of the silly "wait 120+ seconds to post" thingie. That one always baffled me. I thought it was just /bant/ at first because it has a history of being tsunami'd with parrotes, alzheimers, frogs, etc... but no, it seems to be most of the site.
>>22859990>personal at timesthere are a few like that that stick out in my mind, though they've mostly moved on.
>Brock trip yes i somehow managed to get really lucky again, took a few weeks to roll it though.
>get rid of the 120 second thingieit gets even worse, with a fresh IP and no cookies you could possibly get stuck with a 15 minute wait for making new threads. i guess they really were just done with people changing IPs like an adhd kid on mef.
>>22860131good afternoon!
not even the shade is a reprieve from the heat today
>>75944939vgh. where is the fire emblem thread on /v/
whatever. get the same amount of replies here or there so it doesn't really matter.
>>22861109wait
hold on
i just realized i posted my """""""""""""""relay""""""""""""""" on /trash/
i thought it was on /bant/
lol
lmao even
>>>/trash/7594439as if anyone cares
-1 pony fat underage inflation general i guess. the world will surely miss it.
>>22861112>>>/trash/75944939
>>22861113oh lookie at what i found while i was there
>>>/trash/75937626some people were left on /trash/ it seems.
shall i go and introduce myself?
>>22855848You're probably describing the black witch moth. They're seen as omens of misfortune, but they're mysteriously beautiful imo.
>>22855846Luna moth sounds like a Pokรฉmon name.
>>22861200>check thread>it's just vaporeon pornother than that i started learning french
>>22862280it is almost the most irl pokemon
until someone posts something else wild
>>22864076this seems very fruitful
ahahahahaha
stop trying to remake everything i grew up with
not everything has to be fake and gay
trust me
They're posting nah in the happenings thread and habbenings general but not here.
>>22866525that's always been a trend though, hasn't it?
>>22864765this shit is easy as fuck
but pronouncing it is pure retardium for me
If you want to see the elites' secret meeting place, go to the wish thread on /b/. cat anon is the most powerful individual!!!
>>>/v/713818502
>>>/v/713819219
>>>/v/713819537
>>>/v/713824768
Come play Mario Kart Wii with the /v/ros
>>>/v/713825587
I've begun a lot of drawing.
15 a day
about 150 total
i don't have much time.
you'll all understand soon.
also here's a non line art follow up to >>>/trash/75957957
if you really have been paying attention to me and my ramblings you might actually get spoiled on what I'm about to do here (that's a grand total of 0 people(1 if you count me(as if i even pay attention to the shit i write)))
guys i have an amazing idea for like a social network startup ok so its like *discord* but instead of being *on* discord it's on >>>/bant/
we gon be bigshots u guys im even gonna be able to pay for my gender reassignment surgery
>>228747094chan fact of the day: apparently posting the url changes it to >>>/bant/
something new every day
>>22874709sounds gay
I'm in
>>22874709>school lets out for summer>this certified sperg shows up againhow many years until you graduate?
>>22874818can i get a quick rundown? is there a history on this poster?
>>22874818what's the history on this poster?
>>22874837a resident of /trash/ who reliably pops in once a year to complain and spam
>>22874818>mhmm mmm *gurgle gurgle* mhmm>*moan* mhmm mhmm mhmmmmdude get that penis out of your mouth gross
>>22874864>*penis sucking sounds*dude what did i JUST say -________-
>>22876028always pick the mystery box
>>22876111always get two mystery boxes
>>>/v/713941472
nobody asked you alcoholic
>>22876435I asked.
Wine is better though.
>>>/v/713943525
no save anymore for these people. I'm just going to continue posting because i feel like it. might start resetting at this point both becasue I'm slightly attached to this playthrough and because the relay part has long been gone so might as well throw away the ironman part as well.
All the happers live in Texas.
it cost $400,000 to fire this weapon...
for twelve seconds
>>22876717it was my favorite before i stopped playing video games
havent played in like 2 years
>>22876727i played it to try and recapture the feeling of cataclysm after it got boring
i think i'm burning out on videogames as well
>>22860134>>22864078<3
>>22862280ah, spooky
it kinda felt like an omen too
there were tons of smaller moths near it
this thread has awoken him
i hate talking to my dad
this world is so alien to how he was raised and how he lived that even the common truths he gives out aren't true anymore
>>22876898>this world is so alien to how he was raised and how he lived that even the common truths he gives out aren't true anymorei think middle-class parents have a tendency to get scared and try to isolate/insulate themselves to a very small circle, but then they get out of touch
ideally, people's parents would still retain some sort of place in the world & not be out of touch
>>22876898this sounds like something id read in The Republic
>e254e uploaded eye_penetration
holy fucking kino. how did i not see this before (no bug shit does not count it's similar to tentacles)
so who wants to do the next /nah/?
i have contributed a thread slot for 21 days
>>22880399mine are all used
>>>/vt/101764074
She's a fish...
That's beastiality