The bull market is still young edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22799568

Sonic and smoke

YES AAPL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
FUCK YOU BOBO

AAPL BOTTOM JEANS

BOOTS WITH THE FUUUUUUR

i love you penelope. come back to me. i'll be good to you, and there's no stronger love on earth right now.

Hey girl
I find you
Alone in the street
I feel in love
I feel sad and alone

Djobi djoba
Cada día yo te quiero mas
I every day love you more

https://youtu.be/znxb6KtOo_c?si=UJfVTFmhTUJxmEfB

NOSSA!
NOSSA!

https://youtu.be/hcm55lU9knw?si=1Mww-z4mMffUlpsJ

real buffalo bill vibes in this thread

C'mon announce full free trade with Chyna so I can get my cake.

thinking about going to jpn to find me a wife

>>22802161
this fuckin song

up some money today i guess. finance is not what i want to talk about though. if you're feeling it babe, let's talk. i dunno if you left for va, or if you're still at home, i hope the latter, and considering you just bought a big slug of stock yesterday i'm thinking you might still be at home. then again a stint away from 4chan would do you good, just wish i could talk to you, desperate for an e-mail, a direct channel, to be able to reach you any time. i am jealous either way, want your attention and love like you cannot believe.
tell me about your main investment though, i saw you talking about thinking rates would be perpetually higher. i didn't like your evidence but it was sound enough. however i just don't think the way you do, that the fed uses interest rates to "control inflation," or that we're destined to have to print more money, think this economy is gonna boom.
best of luck either way, your thesis doesn't have to come true for your investment to pan out, and i want you to be wealthier, stronger, and more secure.

>>22802170
How many times have you reported me for music posting today?
https://youtu.be/j1z_gb7ngLQ?si=_RIxORv3jqqGnGso

>>22802219
Please.. not today.

>>22802225
love is everyday. i'm mostly sparing /biz/. this is the alternative board. don't complain about content here.

>>22802224
not once. Deutschrap ist so ein Müll.

Voila.
My finest creation. Should stick to creating fast cars. No wonder the italians are so good at it.

>>22802226
this. /bant/ posting is like paper trading. If you can make it here you will be ready to deal with the real /smg/'ers over at biz

>>22802242
I'm so proud of you little one

>>22802263
That's true. This is why I'm back. I just wasn't ready for what I encountered on /biz. I'm strong enough to say I was too weak.

>>22802266
My nephew is gonna love this one.

Spic status?

>>22802263

I will admit some of their calls have been pretty good.

>>22802146
God dammit.
It's going to return to secular decline after the WWDC hype is over.

>>22802278
TACOed

LONGS HAVE NOT CLOSED

i love you babe. i'm looking to make peace with you. let me know where you're at. yes it will hurt me if you've gone to va but i can take time for myself. you'll come back, you'll take another look at me. he probably doesn't have the courage to marry you, but you know i would today. and there's still plenty of time to do that if you're still at home and want to make today incredible. it would mean a lot to me if you'd do this. at the end of the day i am trying to court you, and if you can't respect me, have some respect for love.
i'm getting back into bed but i'm not ignoring you, and i'm ready to devote my whole day to making you happy.

>>22802293
She's fucking him. 100%, she wants a Chad ultra magazine republican, not some criminal sympathizer.

Everyone shut up about women or go fuck a prostitute.

>>22802298
maybe. maybe not. i'm no virgin myself. i worry i'm far too big for her too. i don't care about her past i want her future. but i trust she's faithful and true, and wouldn't do something like that just to hurt me. she has principles herself.

i am finally getting dangerously close to six fig hell, its taken me about 5 years starting with few hundred dollars initial, of course adding cash over that time. its been quite the journey to get to this point

N

>>22802303
Keep it up and she might let you sniff her used panties while you're sitting in the cuck chair.

>>22802303
>'m no virgin myself
You hit the barbussy didn't you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tub93PAAO3k

> Worker dies in an accident
>stock soars 17% since
A blood sacrifice has been made to appease the bull gods

Alright.. where’s my little sister.

>>22802390
Keep it calm, Mr. Altman.

>>22802390
Crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiZuw7EToE

https://youtu.be/hGRqnNEOpe0?si=gcOCcEVFQ6QJd_m2

>>22802306
congrats z man

don't give up babe, don't stop trying. i tried to sleep but just can't. please give me some of your time today, just you and me. and /bant/ i guess but if you emailed me i think i might faint with joy. i wanna work through things, understand why you feel the way you do. i'm serious about my plans for us, want to show you the time of your life, it would be the time of my life as well.

>>22802405
stop being a tranny, and stop being mentally ill
but I repeat myself

up a lot of money again. not trading though. probably would have gotten steamrolled by that headline earlier, so glad i'm not. watching intc, hoping to take 21 today. if the talks fail you can buy soxs and hold it until intc hits $20 again, probly longer even but that's a sure bet... and as i was typing it took 21. very nice. wanna say to people don't get nervous. the market is still off highs, and ex-mag 7 the market is very cheaply priced, and a trade deal with china would be very big news, things have not been normal since 2020 there and the global economy is nowhere near capacity. factor in the tech gains and what's going on in the usa and a very intense bull move could be coming. don't get shaken out either if they start dumping, but i'm very optimistic about the 2nd half of the year if this deal gets done.

SJM....

>>22802466
premium slop is a bad investment right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSGFXGFkTjw

>Tesla robotaxis now on the streets
I doubt Elon's fine-tuned his autopilot systems to this degree. Seems very rushed in light of recent events.

>>22802466
stock price chart looks like a waterfall
what faggotry did they do to deserve this?
also, now that it has happened, is this a buy the dip opportunity?

>>22802405
Shut the fuck up and check yourself into a mental asylum already. Nobody wants to read your mentally ill bullshit.

>>22802480
>stock price chart looks like a waterfall
>what faggotry did they do to deserve this?
ah, looks like they just had an earnings call
OOPSIE WOOPSIE!!!

>>22802480
I just buy stocks of the the things I eat. Love me some boysenberry jelly on toast

Is KO/dividend boomer still posting over at /biz/ or has he been long gone for the past year or two?

>>22802401
honestly i did not really think it was possible as a autismbux neet. basically i have not spent money on anything in 5 years, living essentially like a homeless person. 90% of that time i was studying trading/investing nearly daily. finally starting to feel like i am making it.
i never gave up though. i surived periods of -80% drawdown and even a severe loss while experimenting with a retarded options strategy which nearly caused a total liquidation. i feel perhaps only anons could truly appreciate such a struggle. never surrender, never give in. this world owes you every last dollar and women owe you sex.

>>22802489
The general consensus is that he was a larping pajeet and feared posting on /bant/ due to the flags like anyone else still shilling on /biz/

>>22802500
The guy showcasing picks with low returns was a shill?

some of you might remember some of my posts as the anon who bought 1M worth of t-bills, also the guy who lost over 12k with short term premium plays that got fucked when some of the legs were exercised, i was facing over 1.2m in losses until i fixed that due to broker issues.
i stopped trying to experiment with elaborate methods and went back to simplistic letf trading and the occasional options trade.

>>22802512
>letf trading
3x leverage?

you are now aware that intc is the top performing stock in the s&p 500 today

>>22802142 (OP)
If my post has dubs or ends in a 7 its time to buy tesla

>>22802650
Recession signal

>>22802649
yes i would say the majority of my profit has unironically come from swing trading soxl/tqqq/upro etc

>>22802652
Wait, do dubs count if theyre in the thread no. ?

>>22802658
Hey, good on you.
>>22802650
Maybe someday they can get back to 2018 prices.

>>22802659
no, dubs

trips and I'm undeniably right

babe... let's go on vacation.... what am i doing this for if not you?

>>22802662
damn so fuckin slow

1 post in 1:20 minutes

ytd i am currently sitting at a 75% return after purchasing the ABSOLUTE bottom in april.

>>22802512
>some of you might remember some of my posts as the anon who bought 1M worth of t-bills,
kek I remember that, I called you a retard I believe. Good to see you are a bit less retarded now
>also the guy who lost over 12k with short term premium plays that got fucked when some of the legs were exercised, i was facing over 1.2m in losses until i fixed that due to broker issues.
I tried that too, but with smaller amounts so I didn't really lose anything. Still, it teaches you that if it's too good to be true, it's probably not good at all.

>>22802503
>the guy showing pictures of a coke logo (previously at&t) and a list of random tickers didn't have any stakes in the game

>>22802669
to be fair i had a feeling the t-bill trade was retarded but i did learn that such a trade is possible/viable with enough capital to sustain the margin requirement. had i not closed it would have resulted in something like -60k margin if held for 1y i believe and likely only around 15k profit.
honestly the best way to make money is with the simplest most braindead methods. buying calls at the correct time for example and simply holding can yield astronomical gains. ive seen many anons trying to swing for every pitch, its better to wait for that once a quarter/once a year setup then load the fuck up

Niggers

>>22802681
>Niggers
niggers, jiggers, naggers, and joggers

Another nice day. Going on vacation soon. Going to make Albania great again one Macedonian at a time. What’s the point of gains if you don’t spend them every now and then on frivolous items?
>>22802103
Don’t you mean hari kari fans?
>>22802166
Good luck anon. Live your best life.

>>22802663
When does your mom get home?

Niagara

>>22802709
Nigeria

>>22802512
>>22802669
Feel like the current leverage too good to be true thing is UPRO, either way leverage ain't for me.

Up 1.3% today. Going to cut my grass and yell at children.

Bessent needs to stop sucking the chinese delegation's cocks and announce a deal already.

>>22802761
He's milking them dry.