Thread 22816097

Coal edition

NEWS:
-- Fishtank season 4 starts TODAY
-- Cole has released ANOTHER song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0
-- No /tv/ threads until S4 actually starts (don't copy and paste this into a thread on /tv/ lol)
-- One of the S4 girls DROPPED OUT! But she's been replaced
-- Kalei is homeless
-- Season pass is now $10 per month (pass needed to watch anything between 10pm and 10am)
-- Bloodgames 2 is happening 3 weeks after S4, then "something else" after that
-- 8 contestants this time
-- New season trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0XWoZvrdws
-- There are "stocks" on the website this season, and you have to own at least 1 "share" to access confessional cam (not really lol, just watch PPV, link below)

>Watch Here
www.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
https://ppvs.su/ft
>Socials
x.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/
>Show Archives
www.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl

Previous: >>22815211

PURPLE STRIPE

>>22816097 (OP)
>but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.

where's the cryotent

can't wait to meet all of my lovely fans tomorrow

>>22816107
i've been saying this for months. thank you cole

>camera 10 before camera 1

What does it mean?

>>22816103
They stole it from Elementor's promotion during Powtank.

>>22816106
THEY PUT A HECKIN STRIPE ON THE CLOWN TOY FROM THE ANTIQUE STORE :O

cole has made more music in the last week than claire has in the last 6 months.

jet neptune dies today

>>22816118
truuuu

>>22816117
director cam

>>22816118
i’m saying

just got fired from my internship but that's alright because my boss was really mean and petty and mostly had me bring her smirnoff ice and charge her vape so I don't feel like I was learning much anyway

>>22816109
He got banned for horny posting on /tv/ again

>>22816117
>hahahahaha what if we made it say 9/11 hahahaha

wiggers thought process

>>22816121
weren't they all covers?

>>22816121
i like writing i hate recording and im busy making sfx for school

>>22816126
was she hot

>>22816117
Lazy dev. Could have solved it easily with leading 0's. 01 instead of 1.

Jet Neptune faintly hearing John Lennon's dulcet tones in the distance as doom approaches

>>22816118
he's taking over

nontent

whenever cryokeen isn't here i like to imagine him meditating in a full lotus underneath a tree and slightly levitating off the ground

I don't think we can top last thread, we should just preemptively bake a new one

>>22816117
10 11 12 and then back to 1

>>22816128
God dammit, that's what it is. They suck so much ass

>>22816138
i fully believe

>>22816138
PPV it up

>>22816118
Our nigga Rusty

>>22816145
shadi is production for s4

>>22816141
is his cock out

>>22816141
and jerking off

>>22816138
lmao

>>22816138
I'm a little worried now that they're hosting it themselves. Would it not be pretty easy to identify the accounts that ppv is using?

Burt GOES OFF on fishtank!

>>22816151
>>22816152
he's wearing a white robe

>>22816117
s3 house had 24 cams with director

>>22816106
ORANGE STRIPE

>>22816157
Bill mogged burt

>>22816160
tasteful

>>22816157
conner won

>>22816141
He's in a laundry room playing with clay figures that loosely resemble Sam Hyde in his Jason Goldstriker suit

STRAP IN ZOOMERS, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR ISRAEL

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKkJ9blxBW8/

burt is now harassing people for money in public on instagram reels because the wiggers didnt give him the prize money

>>22816174
we're going to loose half of our /ftl/ regulars

>>22816157
lol

>>22816175
How is he collabing with people that have over a million followers

>>22816178
lose too

>>22816169
it's a peaceful mental image

favorite cryo moment is the time he got so angry at sam and jet that he put a hole in his jason goldstriker figure where the asshole would be and shoved a clay big purple in it

I'm hearing talks of nukes being used

>>22816186
nuking is now legal

>>22816184
somehow a lot of people missed that

>>22816175
i smirked watching this ngl

whatever happened with that fat girl tweeting about sam that's probably one of the contestants?

>>22816186
i love the midwest

>>22816184
man he's awesome

Bill is currently in Burts inbox like

>>22816106
>>22816165
>STRIPE DELIVERY FOR JUPITER!!!!!!!!!
>burt comes out in amateurish makeshift spacesuit with a cut out for his benis(burt penis)
>starts to burt off while all the contestant go basedface and scream "LOOK HE'S BURTING OFF"
>shoots a single rope on jupies neptunian face
>does his iconic fist into palm and walks away
>jet can be seen slowly climbing upstarts with both his hands full of plushies and a slight concealed disgust on his face

>>22816186
In jupie’s pussy is all I’ve heard

>>22816186
just like my fishtank clans!

>>22816192
the hype is so dead people here don't even want to dox presumptive contestants

>>22816197
ur flag is showing

>>22816182
too late!! that's not even a typo, millennial wisdom strikes again

>>22816192
I tried searching for a video of her voice, couldn't find it. she doesnt post anything of herself, probably not her

>>22816199
life is Jupie

>>22816186
i mean they already added a betting service to the site. why would they get rid of the ability to nuke rival clans when a good deal of paypigs just love spending money to flex on each other?

shadi only showed up in the last thread because cole posted btw.

I'm half-kidding, just in case anybody is actually shitting their pants in their computer chairs (ex. CryoKeen). Don't get drafted, anons.

>>22816203
I'm too lazy to turn off auto correct

>>22816186
he will protect us

>>22816202
its called being a visionary

>>22816211
>She's a fat clout chaser
Yeah... we know.

>>22816215
comes with territory

>>22816157
he's legitimately very right about the fans hypocrisy

>>22816206
jupiter has such a good sense of humor. so few girls are this funny. I hope she's doing well

>>22816211
please stop giving this ugly fat nigger attention.

>>22816211
she a fan
she a fan
she a fan

Nukes are content

>>22816156
>Would it not be pretty easy to identify the accounts that ppv is using?

I have no idea, but at least one of the ppv devs held a grudge against the wiggers.
Kovar, who worked for fishtank S2, tried to hack ppv (when it was flowstreams) and they retaliated by doxxing him and Jet.

>>22816211
who gives a fuck

>>22816211
she was thinking like coal barbeque

>>22816215
>visionary
aren’t those the guys jesus beat up?

>>22816223
Walter white

>>22816223
Based Kovar

anyways

>>22816211
Cole needs to release a Shadi diss track

Aww geez dude, nuclear war?

cole is a faggot

>>22816223
ENTER

Does Burt deserve to be allowed to run his illegal college exam cheating business

>>22816223
PPV are scumbags

>>22816231
she's irrelevant

>>22816233
Shut the fuck up Claire

>>22816233
>slur
>bad opinion
expected

not so stealth thread got nuked

You guys are silly I just lurk and post when I want

>>22816223
>try to help out
>doxed and fired

>>22816239
i like cole now

Are you fully insane

>>22816240
>benleaks is a colecuck
learn from xer mistakes

>>22816184
i saw that but i honestly didn't even register it

>>22816245
My hero

kek look at those KWABs being torn to shreds by drones on the ground like little KWABs

>>22816248
literally been a Cole fan forever

are you fatly insane

>>22816157
imagine trying to have a genuine conversation with this dude and he starts talking about his racial fetish porn alter ego that he feels empowered by. poor himothy

>>22816233
I feel bad for zoomers like him and lubecooch they're so porn brained I think smart phones were a mistake

BadIdeas is having a meltdown about Sam Hyde and Nick Fuentes in the /pol/ WW3 sticky. Even if I sometimes agree with him, he's a sperg and I hope he gets drafted and dropped out of a plane into heavy combat.

>>22816253
Iran up a billion racks
That shi israel

>>22816254
frank hassle has been really quiet on this, so I have 2 assume he's seething, he hasn't even tried calling connor a chaser or gay lol

>>22816256
He's making content

>>22816252
learn, gentlemen, learn

>>22816254
he blocked him and burt just resumed texting him the same shit from a new number like nothing happened

>>22816255
dont you post jailbait all the time?

>>22816256
Did anyone else notice him on 8moe? He was fucking annoying.

>>22816211
Shadi is pure sex and I can't get enough of her. I could go for a 24/7 Shadi general but I don't think she's making enough content to keep it alive.

>>22816265
What’s 8moe

>>22816264
>>22816255

>>22816266
Hottest fishtank girl

>>22816265
>8moe
::skull::

>>22816264
all of klaus's TJ obsession is projection

>>22816267
8ch clone. A lot of people ended up there when this place went down.

>>22816192
Also, I just noticed that they changed it so you can't search who's following their IG. It wasn't like that earlier today so I might have just cucked us by finding her. Her account is capncook_ if you want to look into her more

>>22816265
I don't care enough about Fishtank to have followed it when /bant/ was down but that's just more evidence that he deserves to make himself useful for once, instead of sperging every waking minute of every day.

>>22816254
Burt has actual multiple personalities.
Not like in the movie way but for real.

>>22816244
You should marry him.

Shadi is beautiful, interesting, and a good person.

>>22816272
he’s lumping cole in there because he knows their fans have overlap and constantly call him an old pedophile

burt hard drive brain partition

trying out a new smile

>>22816180
How does mizzy get collabs with kanel joesph and n3on?
Sam probably told his LA friends to treat them good.
If you are a good little sock puppet the wiggers may reward you.

>>22816276
No, the worst part is he was not schizoposting on fishtank threads. He spent the entire downtime and the few weeks afterwards bitching that the site didn't have global IDs and that freemason shartycucks were after him.

>>22816280
im celibate now

>>22816263
that's pretty funny tbqhwy

>>22816255
you spammed gay porn when nobody used your thread

production told me it would be good

>>22816274
damn

trying out a new ben

Thanks but this feels like a psyop, although I’m weary I will be sharing music until further notice.
If genuine thank you
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nf-ZqAVwwFg&si=imTckPhrwa06PlBA

I got a month long ban for trying to goad Badideas in to showing up at the wigger mansion

>>22816256
I choose to believe it's a bit he's dedicated to

>>22816264
no that's a bad meme

>>22816287
oh and the best part is he was complaining about their /trash/ not having IDs lmao

>>22816296
season 3 was genuinely so bad tht ppl wld give this dude like 15 (you)s in every thread

>>22816290
That was cryokeen I don't post my dick or gay porn

>>22816233
hi cole

>>22816290
I remember this

>>22816298
You should permanently ban yourself from life

>>22816304
it was so fucking insane how many people replied to him

>>22816288
so is he

>>22816306
that was you

somebody stole smaacks longboards

>>22816296
just passed out briefly from sheer gay overwhelmingness
>>22816298
troontryot does his first good deed in his life

cole come on my podcast i'll be nice i promise

>>22816314
crazy that this man makes 200k every time he puts out a new video
he is truly talented and grounded

I took the ReactSimply pledge

>>22816296
...

>>22816288
What's your youtube again

>>22816296
Still waiting for him to post the CK arrest footage.

nigga heil nina

>>22816309
>survived the neckhole
>new jurassic park movie coming out
>new resident evil game coming out
>I'm going to get to watch WW3 play out live

bitch i'm not going anywhere

>>22816314
ngl i thought that was aperature for second

>>22816323
It was blocked by the judge
Or he just doesn't want to spend the $700 for the footage

>>22816274
her name is rachel and matches one of the names. follows fishtank’s insta

R??L
>Has sleep apnea (fat?)
>Chosen as his final 3
>Says they have plot armor
>Says their stock will be the worst and sell a lot
>Says jokingly that they've been written to win (hated so much production favors them?)

probably her

>>22816318
The Claire Podcast #2 - Cole

claire's pussy is not pretty anymore. again.

>>22816300
i dont know man someone posted like a teenage girl with braces holding up a cake on a /tv/ threat a day or two ago and i immediately thought dat shit was you
you got big pedo vibes

>>22816327
>WW3
>it's just the US and Israel drone striking Iran into submission

>>22816308
No you dont

>>22816322
https://youtube.com/@coolclods?si=GMTpgYrlayk9BDCT

>>22816335
it was lol

in my mind rocky and reactssimply are the same person

>>22816315
Niggers broke into her apartment bike storage and committed the serious crime of taking smaackie’s smile away

>>22816327
bug man

>>22816331
i thought this was the replacement though? am i wrong?

>>22816335
yea I saw that too people keep saying it's me as a meme

>>22816285
It’s crazy

>klaus thinks being a pedophile is a "meme"
yikes....

>>22816340
no one's asking u docile dweebleaks lol stfu

>>22816330
Last I heard he was able to haggle them down to $300 and was waiting to make his bank deposit to pay them. These were his last posts about her.
https://x.com/reactsimply/status/1930435444048802145
https://x.com/reactsimply/status/1930358986924273823

>>22816343
Is that a Velveeta cheese box earring

>>22816346
it just seems like a you thing to do ya know?

>>22816314
streamstars was very enlightening

>>22816331
surname Delaney, PA. but yeah could be I just was expecting some videos or something judging by her setup in the trailer. she might have other accounts if you look deep enough

>>22816345
the names been on stox since they came out. the description mints gaves was accurate. checks out

>>22816337
you're such a good goy

how does any1 get fat for real it's so easy to just not eat much

>>22816350
i saw the people posting child models on /tv/ threads and dweebs like you keep memeing that it's me I wasn't even awake then but you already know that

>>22816343
>Guys, guys, I'm on your side, really!

>>22816345
if the hints are real, the fat girl is R??L. the replacement is E??I but when it first released it was E?NR, probably Eleanor

>>22816362
>I wasn't even awake
lie

i think we should just stop replying to klaus

>>22816362
We gotta stop using dweeb as a slur. That’s my former user and identity.
Chill out

>>22816370
i agree

>>22816370
yes, starting now

i think we should stop replying to claire

Hi Klaus

>>22816358
i see, ty. what a strange way to go about teasing the contestants. seems they’re really banking on them this time.

i think we should stop replying

Don't be a dweeb and i won't call u out on it

>>22816373
talk about pornbrained

>>22816381
Being a dweeb is fine and cool especially if you’re a double dweeb

anyways
https://youtu.be/Ppbf34C95fo?si=pEqXp526zwh4W5_m

>>22816357
shes old as hell. like she was a grown ass woman in 2012. i am not interested in trying to figure it out. everyone will know by tomorrow.

I think we should love all the fishgirls for bringing light into all our lives

i lost the small amount of respect I had for klaus when he started binx posting

>>22816389
they're good women

>>22816381
You're nearly 40 and you post 50 times a thread on /bant/, the only W you've had here is calling Trannyleaks a faggot for bowing to jannies.

let's all love binx

>>22816388
I mean I felt the same lol but yeah they said age ranges from 21 to 40

>>22816390
I don't watch her streams or s3 I just want to prone bone her

>>22816368
gotcha thanks. any clues that reveal whether the replacement has any potential or is a dud?

>>22816396
truuu

levels of gay entropy are raising at a noticeable pace

>>22816390
he said he was a claire and naz simp just yesterday

>>22816396
she says some real ass shit occasionally

>>22816323
Gov't needs to review all footage before providing it

It will be weeks of bureaucracy even if he is moving fast

>>22816394
I'm 60 now actually I was 45 two days ago I have progeria but only on the internet
Anyway(s) hag perkies got me actin' UP!

imagine jon trying to say binx

>>22816404
i think he's just a simp for anything with a warm hole

>>22816408
Binky posting irl

I think this is all my mid-rape delusion.

>>22816408
He'd probably say it just fine

>>22816394
stop replying to him

>>22816408
My favourite S1 moment was Nina's tryhard sketch she spent hours practising and writing losing to Jon trying to say Oompa Loompa.

>>22816396
Binx hates 'em!
W Binx!

I hope there's a pacifier fishtoy

when sam and ben were going over the contestant's names and it was shit like binx, smaack, mizzy, etc. and they were cracking up was a good s3 moment

>>22816416
nontent nina never wins

in a few short hours, the most obnoxious unfunny autistic retard man you've ever seen will suddenly gain a legion of devoted fans and magic carpet his way to winning fishtank s4.

>>22816407
You posted a 17 year old girl the other month you retard. Sick fuck!

>>22816393
None of them are bad women tbqh. It’s just a sick world. Where people steal longboards and make smaack feel naked

>>22816422
not if his violence against women has anything to say about it

>>22816422
We're gonna be Joopy and bill, posting cant wait.

>>22816389
claire, i posted "claire muffin top" in the tv thread and i want to apologize, i'm just upset with how you treated scott, you're beautiful the way you are but also maybe lay off the drugs and alcohol for a little bit

>>22816420
season 3 had really good vibes during that first 1/3 where they were all obviously enjoying just how retarded the cast was

>>22816422
instant diamonds. god i love life.

>>22816399
other than the fact that she was supposedly cast after a few hours, they haven't said anything no

I grab and hold onto that blue ponytail so badly bros
>>22816423
? Who?

Josie's fanbase, whatever happened there?

>>22816197
Kino

Ella!

>>22816428
she had it coming. you're a good man for apologizing

we need to be making content

>>22816433
*I wanna grab
I bet her blue hair smells nice
just something to think about it

>>22816428
that's fair

>>22816437
frankly she’s nothing without armpit hair.

>>22816433
It was some girl who was a month away from being 18 obviously you know who it is old man. You post so much retarded shit i doubt you remember most of it.

just drew this

>>22816425
Smaack hates white males she can get deported by ICE with the rest of her kind for all I care anyway(s) Hag Dumpy got me actin' "unwise"

clarie is a badson and deserves no apologize after trying to dig her manipulative claws into innocent scvtty on him stream
disgraceful

>>22816435
Well all owe an apology to badideas

Let's write a letter

Dear zach,

>>22816446
nina was such a cunt for this desu

>>22816431
hmm i suppose time will tell whether the wiggers can pull off whatever they’re going for with a late addition or not.

>>22816448
>CryoKeen backstabs Scott
>Claire backstabs Scott
Mere coincidence?

>>22816435
they killed the man not the idea

>>22816448
fwiw he didnt seem too pressed

>>22816455
yo what is scott on

>>22816445
No idea who you're talking
Let's all take a moment to settle down and breathe
Count to 10
Think of Pounding Binx from behind while pulling on her blue ponytail

>>22816408
one of my favorite alex b motifs is when he uses voice dictation on his posts and binx comes out "banks"

>>22816455
the bitmaster never quits

>>22816455
is this W rizz or L rizz?

>>22816455
scottierockers how do we corner claire into this marriage

>>22816458
like you say shit like that and then post a picture of some teenager holding her birthday cake and wonder why everybody thinks your a pedo

>>22816455
>When the bit hits just right

>>22816455
>the bitmaster is at work even when its concealed
that's how you know he's a real one

>>22816455
Real respects real

>>22816449
He was right
about everything

we need to be building bridges with scott

>>22816455
He's nervous about entering the house in the morning.

>>22816455
>what's next week
His set ups and time... truly incredible

>>22816450
i thought it was a jacob bit

>>22816466
That wasn't me dumb dumb

>>22816454
>>22816449
prophecy

>>22816477
no she made jacob do that and the trash monster

>>22816482
>Scott talking to his wife's divorce lawyer
It was just a bit dickhead!

>>22816455
Love scott lol

>>22816480
2bf that already happened long before stienston

>>22816483
why are you afraid of the tickle monster

>>22816482
lol

>>22816447
White males who can’t take a little banter from a cute little wokie mutt got much bigger problems.

>>22816483
what does jacob even do?

>>22816490
it's funny till it ain't

>>22816450
Ive been rewatching bits of Powtank here and there and, Abi was such a fucking cunt to Rusty for no reason.

>>22816491
credit goes to josiecock

>>22816493
clout chase

>>22816479
i understand that in your weird reality that was not a bad thing to do but the least you could do is to own up to it

>>22816455
you just gotta love 'em

>>22816404
what's wrong with Claire and Naz
Nvm don't answer the Claire part (anyways)

>>22816496
trying 2 impress the chuds

>>22816493
Get beat up by midgets

>>22816503
Pretty sure Naz is riding Jimmy's cock as we speak

>>22816504
I guess you couldn't see the threads obviously but everyone liked rusty so that certainly didn't work

>>22816492
If /ftl/ has taught men anything is that women should not be free to make their own decisions let alone dictate ideas to others

>>22816504
Whatever she is trying to do now is pathetic

>>22816409
He did simp for Jimmy's obese tranny e-rapist. It was sad. She wasn't even cute for a nafri.

>>22816497
Nah that wasn't me
It's a good one though

Chances Mossad false flags an attack on American soil and blames it on Iran, except the target is the fishtank house and everyone in it is evaporated?

BREAKING: Jet just confirmed ?ER? was replaced by a girl from Luxembourg

>>22816509
low iq hoes baffle me she was the same way on bitchtank, being a cunt to everyone for no reason before we even spoke

>>22816500
Own up to something I didn't do? Yeah.. NO

what is this really about? Are you upset Josie has a bf? You're that German simp from her threads right?

>>22816516
she wouldn't last a day lol

>>22816518
im just bored
and no im not

>>22816455
Fucking lmao, I've genuinely come around to liking him.

>>22816509
everybody but tj checked the threads daily during powtank

>>22816515
#dronegames2

>>22816519
She'd be getting PTSD seizures just from the Jimmy TTS voice alone

>>22816514
that’s too bad. i suppose i can settle for the piece depicting a good time with the sinaloa cartel and cryokeen as my favorite now.

>>22816521
you’re not supposed to reply to klaus

>>22816508
That's crazy good for him ig she seems cool but I could never date a girl that has someone else's kids
>>22816512
I didn't know she was fat and had bad tits my bad
>>22816516
lol ya no way Jimmy would freak on them

>>22816528
she would think every single tts was actually Jimmy too

>>22816485
>2016
Been a fangirl for almost ten years, damn.

The most unified this thread has ever been was when Lux's fatass claimed she's hotter than Letty.

>>22816532
my bad g

>>22816532
We're making content

>>22816503
Please not another naz dream tonight. Last night was a women’s shelter full of naz women. It reaked heavily of piss and women’s body odor in a bad way

>>22816535
watch yourself or i'll unsub

Couldnt Cole just have undeleted his old youtube

*hits vape*
Bianca...

>>22816537
That was fucking wild

>ctrl f: tay
>zero results
dire

New subscriber: Nina Volyanska

>>22816408
he did a stream with her

>>22816537
that was unreal
it always the fat bitches that are the most delusional it seems
>>22816540
Sounds kino

>>22816548
Lawsuit Letty

>>22816545
Instinctually knew that this was the man the Binx belonged with when I saw this. Hit me like a lightning bolt.

>>22816455
the jokes on you now

anyways

>>22816535
lmao

>>22816555
he's hopeless

the situation is opening a rehab center

>>22816545
romantic, we need more romance and less hate, death, humiliation, etc

>>22816551
and nobody made a clip with audio of him saying her name??

>>22816567
man

>>22816567
disquieting

>>22816567
What if it is?

>>22816567
alright now i am hyped

>>22816567
i already have chris fatigue

>>22816567
HOOIIIYYYPPEEEE

>>22816567
if he loses more weight we might have to start calling him airsoftdroopy

>>22816567
he actually wasn't that bad in s3 until the RV

>>22816572
Then I'll be pleasantly surprised.

feels like I'm the only one that loves chris. that nigga is content
that being said makes me laugh every time

>>22816576
i've had it since season 1

>>22816572
feeling like the opposite of this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwyFyzwusk8

>>22816567
it's over

>>22816582
"content" meaning "things happening on my screen regardless of quality" in this case and most cases the word is used

>>22816582
do you have a dead fat retarded cousin that you miss or something

>>22816582
He easily becomes way too much. They shouldn't have him in the house for more than an hour or two at most each day.

>>22816591
lmfao

>>22816582
The person who is nicest to him always wins weird that eh

>>22816572
>>22816581
i think i would be actually disappointed because i look forward to shit on it more than anything

stick a tennis ball in fatty's mouth fishtoy

>>22816582
Also i said this at Bloodgames how the fuck have they not brought Robert on yet.

>>22816343
libtards getting stolen from and/or beaten by the human detritus they love so much is the most satisfying thing ever

does chris even take his shirt off anymore?

>>22816592
but him becoming too much for the fish is part of the bit and honestly what makes it.

>>22816377
>HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

What did Jet mean by this?

https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/1933392144594858120

>There’s no WW3 in the Fishtank house

>>22816419
content

chris doing the gilbert gottfried voice is funny sorry!
I'm sorry

>>22816605
#RapeJetNeptune

>>22816605
This is a bad omen.
Jet is not resting before the big premiere.

>>22816605
but is there heil nina?

>>22816605
he didn't mean anything he just sucks
I remember a time when fishtank discussion didn't revolve around jet. what the fuck happened

>>22816605
Don't talk about it. Talk about the weather.

>>22816485
Some Irish are nigger tier desu. This is one of them. Even sheboon Shadi has more sentience

Mizzy only ate her slop so late because she was from the west coast.

How far will Sam make it in the season before he visibly checks out

>>22816601
Fax
Unfortunately they never learn their lesson
>Niggers robbed me cause the white man made them poor!

>>22816620
2 days

>>22816620
30 minutes after meeting the fat fangirl

>>22816615
ok

>>22816620
7 minutes into the rice challenge as the obvious jimmy imitator tries to cozy up to him

shadi went to wp2 premiere despite not liking wp2 or fishtank. sam wants her bad

>>22816387
i really like little yarn for some reason

twas the night before fishtank

>>22816314
this guy was him?!?

>>22816455
Scott never jobs

finished :)

>>22816582
I still love Chris. Don't care what these guys say. He overstays his welcome sometimes but he always brings entertainment.

>>22816632
yes

>>22816631
fishtank eve for real

>>22816630
shes the tolerable type of autistic

>>22816626
give peace a chance

fatty broke jets golf cart i think so hes based for that

>>22816620
i believe sam will persevere this season and stay strong and deliver his best till the end!

my bad anyways we're watching the pioneer woman

>>22816636
dude

claire you should watch rain man and learn to love the autistic

>>22816634
cole capped it off nicely

>>22816648
abi cannot count toothpicks

I liked Tayleigh in week 1 when she was pretending to be a sweet southern girl

>>22816635
Post BMI

if there's one movie claire should watch it's Happy Feet

Wheres a link to the Cole song about claire and johnny neptune?

>>22816634
awesome how streamstars is barely in this

s4 is giving imminent train wreck energy.

Niggerburt is LIVE on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJW9iL6mP0

>>22816656
wait no not Happy Feet, she should watch Nacho Libre. it would make her cry, i think. it makes me cry

>>22816657
Cole Vocaroo 1 or 2 in this folder i think
https://gofile.io/d/wya4jm

"male" zoomers use homosexual phrases like "it's giving" and wonder why they're famous for not getting laid

>>22816455
people forget Scotty was so good he made Trish watchable

>>22816654
I didnt

>>22816662
do you have a dead fat retarded cousin that you miss or something

>>22816665
you have no ground to stand on posting links to burt streams

>>22816645
Lame

Check out Burt's professional setup

>>22816669
>bullying a faggot online is the same as being a faggot
interesting

nigger chowing down on the poppedcorn

burt is have a legit schizo break right now on stream

>>22816668
you ok bud?

>>22816673
you might want to sit down for this next one.

Very gay stream.

>>22816659
I like how Ella has more pictures on it than most of the season 3 fish.

don’t forget to leave out galaxy gas for jet tonight, it is fishtank eve after all

Man, Burt looks like fucking shit. Has he always been like this or is this just a bad day?

jfc this is boring

>>22816678
Nonsense

>>22816665
zoomer women belong to us chadennials

>>22816613
no you dont

>>22816687
my goat washed

>>22816684
Is Cole going to give in to your clout chasing an do a podcast with you?

>>22816665
zoomer preteen girls belong to us gen x chads

>>22816693
i'm not chasing clout he's earned my respect

Erm

Question for Burtbros who watches his streams

Did Burt become "better" after Fishtank or did he stay the same?

klaus never wins
stay mad old man

>>22816697
you've been clout chasing a lot lately
The Scott call was funny doh I'll let that one slide (for now)

I love rubbing my hand on my balls/penis and then smelling my hand <3

>>22816697
how

>>22816702
how am i chasing clout i literally just exist i could be slumming it with powenvy but i choose to stay at home and i have like no followers you are just bitter

Anyway(s) KAW

why do zoomer women have so much acne skin problems well into their 20s?

>>22816709
because zoomers are subhuman and millennials are chads

>>22816706
Why won't you review this fucking movie? What is your problem?

>>22816709
men genuinely are worthless thats why

Claire ya gotta stop giving him (you)s.

>>22816700
>Did Burt become "better" after Fishtank or did he stay the same?
Basically the same, he's more annoyingly self-aware now, like he knows what he's "supposed" to say and do and it gets old

He doesn't get as scary as he did during the cell, yelling at Mizzy etc because there's less pressure now I guess

Men are genuinely worthful

>>22816713
my bad

Claire, when will you take live from viewers again?

>>22816709
>Stress from men their age not being interested in sex (either addicted to porn on their phones or low sex drive/testosterone from chemicals in the water/food supply)
>extreme alcohol and nicotine usage
>they're on a million pills for birth control/anxiety/depression etc
>covid fucked them up because they thought the world was ending
Etc etc

>>22816711
Claire if you review this film then Klaus dies irl from a wayward meteorite

klaus is projecting cuz hes a porn addicted opiate addict
get well soon

overdose fr

>>22816709
makeup

>>22816719
wayward meteorites are nontent I've survived worse

anyways

>>22816722
I forgot about the makeup yea some of these goofy ahhhh ahhs paint their face like a clown before leaving the house

ck passing out to god's gonna cut you down may be the greatest artistic achievement of our lifetime

kill yourself

stop picking on ck

>>22816729
mauro frank ig live was better

when ck gets out it's over for all of you
you know who you are and what you did

>>22816720
>>22816721
porn is nontent
So are ODs
I came back every time
I'm basically Invincible
All I can do is live

jk nothing will happen
but it should

>>22816720
>>22816721
someone had 2 say it

bye pedophile

>>22816742
Okay bye ttyl

it’s 2028, your wife claire comes up and smacks your butt as you’re unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the kids are laughing from the playroom, it’s super bowl sunday and your heart is full

>sloptank season 4 will be the last piece of media the majority of zoomer here will see before being force drafted
so fucked up

>>22816739
unc think he naruto

>>22816745
That's all Isaac ever wanted
Damn you million dollars extreme!
Damn you fishtank.live!!

>>22816745
I go into the study and take the pistol from the drawer and place it to my temple

>>22816745
And then you wake up :)

>>22816745
i hate buffalo chicken.

>>22816748
Naruto is for zoomers I've only seen DBZ

cleej

>>22816747
This looks like someone had an outburst of anger at a funeral.

Nontent

it's advantageous for everything to be fucked up rn

>>22816745
>>22816749
if only sam was a decent man so clarie wasn't forced to eat jets ass to prove otherwise.
how many lives has he destroyed

>8 hours
>zero hype
>zero leaks

>>22816763
were*

>>22816764
Dead season

>>22816764
ew does it really start that early in the day?

>>22816763
you're pathetic and that didn't happen

>>22816769
bill ottman big day tomorrow

claire is going to florida to fuck some guy

>>22816770
delay prbly

bill ottman scamming mentally ill homosexual people of color for profit

rip bozo

>>22816776
i hope so. 5 est-ish sounds much better

>>22816772
>that didn't happen
Incorrect.

If Claire saved herself for marriage like a good Catholic she wouldnt be a wino rn

>>22816772
Did you like Sabrina Carpenters' new Rolling Stone cover?

>>22816770
Jet wants to troll NEETs. The cams will be on and nobody will enter for a few hours.

>>22816774
you're thinking of abby. you know, the hooker

>>22816785
Her parents probably have this conversation every night while sipping red wine after dinner

>>22816786
she fell off hard after emails i can't send

>>22816788
drug addicted hooker*

>>22816788
Im not an offseason bantoid, someone catch me up on what happened