This market is totally fucked edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22812047

>>22817459 (OP)
It will be fine, war can actually be bullish.

>>>22817458
>Globalist
>Trading with your literal neighbour with whom you share not one but two borders

Just send all your oil and aluminum over here, and we're good.

>>22817471
*and your uranium for our french friends

>futas

>>22817500
God damn it, tomorrow better not suck for tech. War means more chips!

I've come to the conclusion that flooding western countries with browns is actually a genius play to invoke white flight. There's nowhere else to flee, so whites will spend all their capital and muster all their technology to flee to the stars.
The only way to encourage space colonization is to make the earth intolerably brown(it already is).
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>>22817528
Space sucks, nothin there. It's good for movies but for living? Nah

>>22817528
ok but what is the purpose of brown girls being so sexy and me wanting to put my semen into them

does iran really make enough oil to justify an almost 10% jump

also poojeet mod confirmed. you'd think theres a lot more on that board to clean up but nope they got the high priority stuff

i want to all in short oil but knowing this market...

>>22817552
No, maybe spillover risk to the Saudi's, UAE, Qatar might justify it.

>>22817546
Literal succubi genestealers. Also a humiliation ritual.

>>22817564
ahh yes risk! fear goy, fear!!

so will he finally get to cutting the rates

So the play is oil today rright?

>>22817564
He better get pegged by all of them or this is just gay

China is 10000000000000000% invading Taiwan if we commit our military to war with Iran.

good morning everyone. good morning sweetheart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlcr04CB4jM

where did all those bizsmg people even come from. you can tell they haven't been there very long and its amazing how willing they are to put up with the janny abuse

>>22817546
Thought you said you were a girl

>>22817646
Not until 2028, the Chinese have set their military goals to be ready for a land invasion of Taiwan by 2028.

2 week long special military operation in Iran? We need to help Israel against Iranian aggression. Weapons, people, whatever they need just give it to them.

seems like war is business

nigger. Green today..

you know what i want from you babe. but what do you want from me? let's bridge our divide today. want to hear from you. ready to work hard for us, the way you want to.

>don’t do it
does it
>don’t do it
does it
that’s what happens when the world loses its father figure

Iran is preparing its biggest nothing burger yet right now.

>>22817818
i hope they dont send mean worded emails

>>22817818
There leaders are all dead, they will have to make a sweepstakes and find new lucky winrars to guide the military

>>22817822
surely big boy khamenei can do it all alone if necessary!

i have a confession to make...
i didnt actually sell

>>22817696
You would think that by now Iran would learn to hide thier Salami’s

>>22817829
maybe if he washes Xi jipings feet

I want to say thank you President Trump for allowing Israel to take these preventative measures to keep us safe.

i actually forgot, like entirely forgot that israel was even attacked by iran early this year.
i will not be shaken out and i dont give a fuck about jews or their problems. also fuck american for become the bitch of a literalwho nobody nation, allies with a literal kike containment zone. fuck yall give the liberty statue back
USA USA USA USA USA sieg heil

>>22817857
replace it with a freedom statue instead to own the libtards

can someone explain how the hamas falseflag makes israel attacking iran self defense?

asking for a friend.

>>22817867
one word:
weapons of mass destruction

>>22817867
well you don't want muslims to have nukes

>>22817875

Yes I do. Just like pakis and indians at worst they'll blow themselves up, and at best they'll blow up other shitskins

>>22817867
Israel is the victim here.

>>22817889
but wont you think of the poor suffering jews...

>>22817867
law of opposites working with systemic schizophrenia. the schizo side convinces them that everyone is out to get them. in their attempt to prevent this they actually manifest the opposite fulfilling their own delusions. much like moses and pharaoh.

>>22817867
jews are always the victims

>>22817867
It’s totally offensive from Israel

Thank god I pivoted to GLD and USO lmao

>>22817703
>we
How the fuck did I get to this point in my life. I’m all against it. I say let them fight with swords.

>>22817867
They're kikes, hope that helps

>>22817897
All I think about now is Jews suffering.

is the bull market kill? will we see ath or is the dream dead now because one genocide wasnt enough for the coin clipping world champs

>>22818000
looks like they are doing their best to prevent ath recovery

>>22817996
That is how they gain power is through suffering. They try to imitate christ.

going out to get a ballcap today, keep my hair back while i'm driving. want to get you one. what's your favorite team?

surely the weekend will be a massive nothingburger and we moon on monday just to stick it to the bears

>>22818014
thanks senpai

>>22818014
Why not just get a man's haircut?

>>22818010
What are you talking about, do you not know that the Jews hate Christ? Why don’t you go and stick some more pins in your face

>>22818018
Aren't you a goldbull? That's like what you are known for. Do you want picrel to happen?

>>22818024
how's your beard coming in?

>>22818030
and because if it's short i don't have any curls. i have the faintest dirty blonde fetlocks and they're really cute

>>22818029
nah thats the other one but i do also ride it sometimes if it feels cheap. now however oil shorts are probably the most tempting on the market if it turns into a nothing ever happens again

>>22818033
sorry, sidelock, peyot. been saying that wrong forever.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

>>22818026
They don't believer in Jesus because they ARE the Jesus.

as the oil nears 9% again all the stocks dump. totally not rigged

how are you macshmucks doing today?

Iran is direct assaulting our economy, we need to take them out once and for all. The Iranian people are ready for Democracy, and we could trade them some Democracy for access to their uncommon/rare Earth minerals and oil. Pretty fair deal if you ask me.

>>22818062
Mac is Scottish (and other celtic/gaelic). Americans are Mc

>>22818078
mac is scottish and mc is irish.
none are "american" and macshmuck is a scottish impostor jew

well anyways babe. i'm staying in this thread only, particularly today, trying to stay sane. i love you very much and want to hear from you. gonna go back to bed. sure am tired. think this horrible fatigue will pass soon though. think about what you want from me, what i can do for you today, and a word of reassurance from you would mean so much to me right now.

>>22818081
You don't love her, you don't even know her dude. How many siblings does she have?

>>22818085
Their love is pure you just hate happiness

>>22818081
>>22818089
When he fucks up what kind of flowers is he supposed to buy?

>>22818078
and fritz is german.

so, get your facts straight

>>22818075
we will just send chinks in to loot them and reeducate them

>>22818089
If this is pure and happiness why is he torturing himself to the point he has to use his tears as lube every night.

>>22818080
I see, you are an expert

>>22818090

>>22818041
For one you’re generalizing one person for an entire race, second the jews aren’t really anything like Christ or their whole reputation would be entirely different and they probably wouldn’t believe in the Torah or the Talmud lawl, what’s your point even?

>>22818093
Because while the love is pure us mere mortals are not so it fights against his human nature to maintain his essence

>>22818098
oh, i know just where to find fields like that...

>>22818014
I like this one
>>22818062
Couldn’t be better. Thanks for asking.
>>22818090
>when he fucks up
That would honestly be a lot of flowers. I do admire the persistence and wish them happiness.

>>22818102
My point is if you read their religion they love being slaves, every story in the torah is about them becoming beaten down in trodden and that is when a Jesus type figure arises and gives the power to overcome their oppressors. The story of Yeshua is the story of their people. Once they get rich and powerful they decide to become underdogs again and to get oppressed again so they can repeat the process, putting another nail in their flesh.

>>22818126
retard alert

>>22818125
jesus christ, an albanian jew.
thats double trouble.

>>22818136
Hang on to your wallets and comic books tight.

>>22818126
How is the story of Jesus the story of their people? They shunned Jesus and didn’t accept him as their messiah. The jews have always believed that a messiah type figure will come and save them from their bondage. I don’t know why you keep conflating Jesus with the jews, you seem really set on doing that, so nothing said will probably change your mind.

I don’t know if the jews are really underdogs or overly oppressed though, I would say they are more laden to being outsiders or black sheep, they’re not really known for being central figures in any community, plus add to that they are a minority and there’s not that many of them. Can a small minority of people really control or exert the most influence over the world?

>>22818151
What is this abomination?

>>22817459 (OP)
What's up today with the stock market? Is it closed or what

i just wanted to hear the bell.
now i can go outside

remember to hydrate properly!

>>22818153
>How is the story of Jesus the story of their people?
In the story of Nebuchadnezzar, when he throws Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego into the fiery pit, he sees Yeshua in the pit with them. They teach that they are eternally cast into the hellfire by the Masters, each time giving them even greater powers.

>They shunned Jesus and didn’t accept him as their messiah.
Jesus was a jew, he was just following his religion, trapped in the cube of power, doing the will of his Father.

> I don’t know why you keep conflating Jesus with the jews
Jesus was a jew retard.

>they’re not really known for being central figures in any community
Because their power comes from being the slaves, that is why they identify with blacks the oppressed. That is what their religion teaches, that is their God.

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>>22818197
forgot image

Fuck the Jews

>>22818201
troublemakers at best

perma bulls will not give into the demands of hook nosed terrorism!

>>22818163
kek, he's one of the other loved neighbours.

>>22818153
Drake is good example of Jewish worship of the power of oppression, He is a self ascribed Jew and his hit song "started from the bottom" is the story of how he got power and wealth from being a slave. His stage name is drake or dragon, because the dragon give him this power.

>>22818233
What the fuck did you just say about me?

>>22818267
nothing that anon said is nearly as offensive as the insinuation Drake might be a german flag poster
offensive to both Drake and Germans simultaneously that is

>>22818283
Who hurt you?

>>22818267
I never said Jews are Jesus, but they want to mimmic Jesus. Jesus was just the first Jew to uncover the mystery in the box.

>rode on a donkey, comes back as a king on a horse
>is the lamb of sacrifice, comes back as a lion

>>22818290
>the box

>>22818283
Drake is Canadian, and Jewish.

>>22818301
Drake is a nigger.

>>22818233

It’s not really only the jews who claim to
be self made, it’s a pretty common fallacy due to capitalism which wants you to think that there’s really that much wealth transfer up the income bracket, and that it’s actually common, but it’s quite rare in actuality. I don’t think it’s entirely because he’s Jewish, it’s probably more that he’s a shrewd businessman and that’s just how he chose to market himself and portray his image. There’s not that many middle class Jewish rappers thus he fabricated a story that his marketing team thought would make him more well liked.

I don’t think the jews are that oppressed they like to see themselves like they are perpetually in Egypt and are the victims of oppression and slavery but it’s not really the case in today’s standards it’s just that it’s their religion. They believe that for some reason that it is forbidden for them to claim a new land or home
for themselves it’s against the Torah or something, but then there’s Zionism which is like almost fascist in itself, it’s all pretty complicated but none of it really has anything to do with Jesus.

im going to need another play after ai dashcams goes 10x

i was looking at gme as a joke whats the non schizo play on it, i only went in it as a value trader before when it was over 100% shares outstanding with almost 1x book value, now it dilutes shares endlessly but also stopped its cashburn so funny enough the book value per share is actually getting close to the stock price

Oh fuck, we are in the middle of a market sell off.

>>22818309
>be self made
It's not so much being self made, but becoming a slave on purpose. They talk a lot about torturing yourself and how it gives their god pleasure. That is why Jesus said their father is satan, and if you want to follow him you must hate your family. Jesus went to save the house of Israel, meaning he was talking directly to Jews and how he hated his own family.

In order to please the true Father in Heaven Jesus had to believe in something else, a final sacrifice to end all sacrifices and suffering. So he was willing to die for this belief. The Jews worshipped the opposite of this sentiment so strongly that they were willing to punish him on the cross, a torment saved only for the worst of criminals. This perpetual torment of humanity through Judaism is why they are called the synagogue of satan.

Oh shit, Israel is u der attack from Iranian drones. We need to do something.

>>22818441
Christians need not do anything until Christ arrives. You will know when her get here.

Bad one today. I got out with a tiny profit this morning..

do none of you niggers own Visa or Mastercard? wtf is going on?

i am now bobo-maxing. all in shorts. dump it

>>22818480
Iran attacked Israel again, and now we're going to war.

Meanwhile we've sent all the Marines to LA instead of Tehran

>>22818489
The amish and true Christians would shave their mustache to show their pacifist beliefs, no one needs to die for Israel.

>>22818307

And Canadian and Jewish

>>22818503
You know what pacifism gets you? It gets you colonized.

>>22818512
Ye of little faith. The Amish are the biggest colony in the Americas. Completely self sustainable without the need of electricity.

We should invade the fuck out of Canada while everyone is distracted with the Ukraine and Iran.

>>22818517
There's more illegals in this country than Amish.

selling options meant people don't believe in them didn't it

>>22818489
>sandniggers sandniggers sandniggers

>>22818527
More will go to hell than heaven.

Apparently the retailers want to issue their own stablecoins to avoid paying transaction fees to Visa and Mastercard.
Are you ready yet to buy AMZNCOIN and WLMRTCOIN so you can do your groceries?
fuck these homos, I'm slurping more

>>22818537
Israel is doing the US and the rest of the world a favor by taking out Iran's nuclear capabilities.

>>22818549
>I must suffer for the land of Canaan
Looks like they got you convinced.

>>22818570
Baggie aka TheBaggler AKA BigD aka BigBelly is jewish

i bought back into gme and paid a cad to usd exchange rate fee to do it right away instead of norberts gambit

>>22818537
Also the only way to heaven was actually to have been part of Applewhite's Heaven's Gate religion. The space ship has left and we never got on it.

fairly muted market reaction all things considered

>>22818619
good news must have already got out since oil went from 9 to just 5%

>>22818163
Normally I have a UK flag but I’m home spending all the gibs I’ve saved up living in a council flat.

War is only truly bearish if the combatant forces are white.

Lmao Visa and Master Cuck jews getting shit on by block chain pivots. Its a coordinated attack, like why are Amazon and Wall-E-Mart coming out with this at the exact same time.

>>22818689
about time something is done to these monopolies. unfortunately eurocucks will never know this feel as if it were for the euros to decide any kind of crypto would be strictly banned

>>22818689
shitcoins

>>22818689
don't get me wrong. I'm not a fan of middle men. but this just sounds like 21st century mining scrip.

Now would be a perfect time for a special false flag operation in some US shithole, like Chicago, so Trump can claim Biden allowed Iranian terrorists into our country, and make us willingly give up more liberties and go to war with Iran.

Dump eet

post crab girl

HOW CAN SHE PUMP

>>22819003
God hates bobos simple as

minors are unstoppable

you guys ever watch bloomberg? occasionally i'll check it out, have you noticed they have started to put the faggot/troon flag up on the screen. saw it today when I went to check them talking about iran situation . whats up with that immediately filled me with rage

>>22819003
most brutal market for bears, it's never been this clown

It's going to get a lot worse when Millenials and Zoomers inherit Boomer wealth. All will go into the ponzi, SPX will pump to 12-15k

>>22819064
how come that the sp coin is only worth 6k but poopoo daxcoin 23k

>>22818689
look at that recovery already, nothing is gonna happen. The duopoly will stay forever powerful and you are just spiteful that jews didn't create it

A big nigger burger

bloomberg talking about moabs, wow very cringe. just like my animes

I forgot to DCA this month. Maybe it is for the best.
Also I am buying an appartment soon, I hope I am not making a terrible mistake.

>>22819411
You'll be fine, this shits gonna correct sooon anyways

>>22819443
nice gyno, faggot

>>22819461
Kek

TSLA chads

STONKS ALWAYS ALWAYS GO UP! You'll never see a dip like this ever.

>>22819049
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShH3pLMYEPo

did everybody go back?

>>22819749
Yeah to the sharty

i can't stand this crabbing

Nothing ever happens.

>>22818689
>like why are Amazon and Wall-E-Mart coming out with this at the exact same time
Shopify too

Why are they rioting over ice in Los Angeles, like just put some water trays in your freezer nigger.

wait a second, Ive seen this before. The market pumps after this, this was the dip... yep seen it before.

Shart and Piss needs to come down about 5%.

>>22819890
x5

>>22819890
>>22819910

I'm waiting for it. I keep scalping 1-3% off of positions just in case. Although I wouldn't mind holding them through a downturn if It came to pass

What a fun time to be alive

Dozens of ICBMs heading for Isreal.

>number go up
Not even a dip buying opportunity going into Monday morning, shame.

>>22820019
Based. May the universe give us justice.

holy fucking shit ai dashcams

hahahahahahahahahaha the only thing is i used my leftover cash to buy some gme as a joke because i coomed too hard

If dubs, all the nothing ever happens fags die in nuclear hellfire.

>>22820028
Congrats

>started a job 2 weeks ago
>I stare at forms for 8 hours a day and fill out spreadsheets for shit pay in my room
>the same form over and over and over
>every mistake is life or death

I can't do this.
I'm about go become a NEET.
Genuinely, I'd rather be dirt poor than do this and I just started. I JUST STARTED. AND I HAD TO BUST MY BALLS JUST TO GET THIS JOB.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Omg, we need to send our full unwavering support to the zionist regime.

>>22820043
>the same form over and over and over
Find a way to automate

>*note

>>22820032
nothing ever happens. some major economy would need to be knocked out to do anything.

>>22820043
>>22820050
just parse it to ai

the market has it totally wrong
energy is going to surg once israel targets Iran oil refineries in the 2nd round of strikes

>>22820050
>>22820055
I can't. It's all in super secure systems from the 90s that can't communicate with each other and require security clearance on multiple levels and VPNs.

It's impossible to automate. And it should be automated. But they're too cheap to do it and too scared to fix the system.

oh no we are selling off now that the event has already passed. retarded

>>22820028
Awesome

>>22820075
They're striking Israeli cities right now, retard.

>>22820071
>I can't
Not with that attitude

>>22820043
The corporate grind will drive you either to insanity or extreme apathy and then they'll toss you away to replace you with another moron.

It's overrated long term but good for bootstrapping something else.

>>22820059
If oil hits 80 I'm going to short it again. Middle Eastern oil has been irrelevant for decades.

>>22820090
I'm going back to get a masters in something that will give me an easy job.
I just have to make it until the end of summer and then I'll get some shitty loan I can pay back over 100 years at like $50 a month.

The American dream is fucking dead dude.

>>22820096
wtf? Why would you do that instead of building up capital?

>>22820102
Because the Masters I've gotten into is going to allow me to get that capital way faster without wanting to explode.

>>22820075
Tel Aviv getting reamed

>>22820096
gay. just sharehold and landlord. literally the key to success in the post industrial America. get a loan for some small apartments rather than a degree.

>Live shot of schlomo.
Also
>Female kike pilot shot down.

>>22820109
My Masters will let me leave America and live anywhere. It's extremely desirable and let me live like a king overseas or wherever.

It's a long term plan to hedge against the USA's implosion.

Trust the plan.

>>22820117
kek be honest. you just want to fuck Asians larping as an English teacher.

>>22820122
What the fuck are you talking about anon?

>>22820130
Nothing ever happens.

>>22820087
>>22820108
and?

>>22820117
>betting against america
lol. lmao even.

>>22820151
Not betting against America, just living somewhere better.

we must sell our assets when sand niggers and jews kill one another.

Why does the stock market pretend that Arab countries are relevant ? Sure oil go up.. that’s really it though lmao

>>22820151
Shut the fuck up, our politicians don't even believe in America. They believe in the Greater Israeli North American Economic Zone.

>>22820028
You did it man, now cash out before you lose your money, or at least trim your position

don't forget a suicide stack of spy puts for Monday. there is a greater than average change they 9/11 trump at his parade this weekend.

>>22820213
but that would send it straight to 7k. market will be super relieved that the big bad tariff nazi is gone

>>22820220
Tuesday yes, but monday everyone will forget line always goes up.

People bought today right?

>>22820190
not until the ttc reveals who is winning the camera contract, given that ai dashcams already has the streetcar pilot project in the schedule for 2026 i believe theyre in the best position to win that contract

besides even without transits or trains, schoolbus market alone is worth pushing it past 200m marketcap, the canadian bus market alone is worth almost $200m over the next 10 years and the competitors are american who are priced out cause of tariffs while ai dashcams are still expected to capture at least 25% of american schoolbuses (currently growing from 10%) since they have separate logistics in america

>>22820163
Yes, that's exactly it. Oil, gasoline, PPI, CPI, PCE, Rates, Hold.

>>22820230
feels like nothing will happen. oil isn't even at 9% anymore and gold isn't at 2% and we know that big happenings can move the sp coin even 10% in a single day. going by that only oilers had a happening of some level but our sane and fair market understands that this stuff will have zero impact on companies located on the other side of the planet

I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO EEEEEEEEEEEND

>>22820256
i wish markets were open on weekends too

how is israel bombing nuclear facilities if they are all located underground and in mountains?

>>22820273
they bomb the top and hope they get lucky/deal some moderate damage.

>>22820273
shhhh

Close is going to hurt..

Better get your money in the safe haven China before America helps Israel and US stocks crash, /bant/.

>>22820345
The shinyness of the foot is appalling and disgusting

-DING DING NIGGERS-
How is your portfolio holding up?
-1.2%

SALAMI market.

>>22820410
-0.77%, not hit as hard as the rest of the market. natty gas anon check?

Wow look at that. My 5x levered oil shorts are already up over 30%. What happened? That's right, Nothing!

Nothing ever happens.

-0.15%
Oddly my MC position was down the most. Slurped up more but what’s going on here? How does sand people killing each other affect credit cards?

all according to the plan... i remember he did say if fed wont cut he would have to force something >>>/biz/60498145

>>22820446
but its still crabbing around 8%

>>22820447
New story Walmart Amazon want to transact in crypto

>>22820471
LMFAO

>>22820410
.97%
TGIF

>>22820471

>>22820515
That’s a man, right?

>>22820527
Wrong. You are jewish though, right?

>>22820471
That's going on my substack.

Iranian TV activating code Ronald McDonald

>>22820410
+2.72% due to ASTS announcing what amounts to completion of their deal to purchase spectrum. Pulled back from the early morning high because of algos and israel, and some of my other stocks got heemed to fuck, but that's still a good finish to a good week.

>>22820614
rake

>>22820410
-1.28%

>>22820410

if anyone is lonely on sunday, i'll be here. everyone have a good weekend. gonna play some cards for now.

News?

>>22820899
Nigger

>>22820931
Why are you like this?

Friday
>the 13th
Saturday
>Flag Day
Sunday
>Father's Day
Monday
> ________ Monday

>>22820953
>Why are you like this?
Indeed, why is any nigger like a nigger?
who can say
These thoughts are meant for philosophers, not mere men like us. For we are neither philospher-kings, nor are we niggers. Let it be.

The the niggers be niggers, and do not question it. Simply remove them from your neighborhoods if you want a better quality of life. Like mosquito spray, or taking out the trash. It's just a chore that must be done.

anyone use interactive brokers? good mobile app? any platform that has low option commission? schwab took it upon themselves to close out an expiring 0dte long option i had half an hour before close and guy on the phone said it could happen again and didn't offer me anything to stay so they can get bent, never had a problem until today. they closed it at a 5x but it still pissed me the fuck off

A little more selling next week and then we can work towards ATH again.

>>22821137
>good mobile app?
no, just use the desktop app.

>>22821137
I use Schwab but if I ever need to switch it would be to tastytrade because I like their desktop interface. I don't know about mobile.

Are you ready for Israel to launch false flag attacks this weekend to pull the US into the war?

>>22821698
Perhaps something (nothing) will happen at the liberal protest tomorrow.

Fuck all kikes

>>22821862
Fuck you and your fucking ayatollah

>>22820971
First they came for the illegals, and I said nothing because I wasn't an illegal. Then they went after the niggers and I said, "Make sure you get all of the niggers"

>>22821914
My allegiance is to America

>>22821969
yes yes america is pretty great, but the greater texas area is the best part.

>>22820410
up 14% YTD
no idea how anyone is losing money in this market.

would a webcomic about a retard that starts trading with smg be interesting?
like fx kurumi fighter but with stocks instead of fx trading

just dunno how i'd depict kpopfag though
i kinda wanna have kpopfag as the hook on the first page when he loses all his money on revenge trading
or no i guess i gotta save him for an arc in the middle

i need to find a way to make the MC not a self-insert though, but the only way to know how to write a plot is to use my own experiences of losing money

>>22822069
Just have the MC cycle through the different trading strategies used here. You could even have them adapt some of the mannerisms of the specific poster who he's copying while setting up his non trading life to reflect what you think that posters daily life is like. flavor of the month style. (when he's in his schizo anon arc he's dealing with his mother and investing in intel and quantum garbage)

>>22822105
thanks that's a good idea it actually works

the first strategy is the MC getting roped into buying hype stocks (weed stocks 2018) then talking to another poster who is value trader who bought intel so copies that and going into a fundamentals trading arc with his own picks -> but ultimately still losing out !!
fk i think im onto something here etc etc some stuff happens oil semiconductor etc i prob have to go back to the biz archives to write some ideas

then the gme arc starts -> ill get to put in some roaringkitty references here
i have to make kpopfag as tragic as possible
i wish i remembered at what times kpopfag/tinny foiler was chatting in the roaringkitty streams

>trump announces that 500k chink "students" will be coming to the US
Well it's starting to look like China is going to win after all.

holy fucking shit i almost forgot how i even got roped into ai dashcams in the first place
i rememer the original GSI.V shill now

THATS ME WITH THE CAPTURE JPEG THATS MY OLD SCOTIA ACCOUNT WHEN I ONLY HAD 4-FIGS (now i have 270k in my TFSA :DDD) i really feell ike i can make an interesting story i dont even care if it's not popular as long as smg at least reads it

pls give me more ideas, i dont remember poem anon anymore
who were other anons you miss besides kpopfag

sorry im not gonna include tripfags tho

>>22822158
Just use stick figures and AI inpainting, release a page a day after the bell. If it looks cheap all the better.

>>22822158
kpopfag is tinny. And his story is rich /smg/ lore.

>>22822179
Holy cow smartphones were a mistake.

>>22822179
i already said im including him lol, it will be a tragic arc, absolute peak
he wasnt a tripfag so hes ok

gonna b real with u guys ive zoned out what the tripfag posts here whenever i notice teh tripcode which is a pity, he'd prob be good material if i had actually been paying attention considering no one else has blatantly been around this long

>>22822161
i was gonna just do something like onepunchman's original shitty webcomic

though i still need to nail the paneling/pacing to make it enjoyable

it was very hard not to close today. im not sure if ive made the right choice. the sanity of boomer world leaders is on a knife edge as they come closer to confronting their mortality. them being the most self-centered and egotistical generation that has ever lived puts me in a position of great unease.
they care not for the future nor preservation or the sanctity of life. the type that will not go quietly, they would have no issue with taking everything with them.
the stability of the world and security is faltering as a result of this breakdown of psychology. even worse is watching them kowtow and bend the knee for wicked men

Isn't it obvious? The entire reason Trump is hosting the military parade this weekend is so that they can stage a false flag attack and blame Iran.

>>22822528
who cares. Our military needs to train anyway

>>22822528
At this point i'm just about tired of trump. We fucking idiots on the left and idiots on the right. These tariffs are completely fucking pointless if you are just going to cuck over and over. We need a third party to rise up.

>>22822538
>Yes goy, expend your limited military-industrial capacity for us instead, before you try to use it all of it against China.

>>22822870
How are we going to train the soldiers to fight in a real war in China? You practice killing people in the middle east first. We dont have a shortage of weapons we have a shortage of experience.

>>22820677
zuccerberg is getting fat

>>22822901
Another pointless """""nation building""""" war against third world sand people that beats all of your equipment to shit and destroys your morale is the ecact OPPOSITE of how you should be preparing to fight a mechanized peer adverdary.

sleep well babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_B4sxUZeV4

Karaoke night

World war 3 finally happening? Dammit I wanted to at least marry some jewish wife with massive tits before I die in a nuclear explosion...

>>22822956
I call dibs on baba o'reilly

but imma quit after the first verse, cuz it gets boring after that

OUT HERE IN THE FEILDS
I FIGHT FOR MY MEALS
I GET MY BAAACK INTOOOO MY LIVIN

I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT
TO PROVE IM RIGHT
I DON'T NEEEED TO BEEE FORGIVEN

then i walk off the stage to get a refill of my coke and lime juice.

>>22822938
Without using memes explain how American military is supposed to train for war without using the middle east as practice.

>>22823241
Jungle war kino in Venezuela. Dying in a sandy shithole is overrated, the zoomers desire the Vietnam experience.

too many deadlifts... ouch
speaking of kino, gonna watch a movie. my fair lady or o brother where art thou. pray tonight that the helpless stay safe, the strong show mercy, and that peace arrives soon.

There has not been a single issue that Trump hasn't cucked out on since he was elected.

>>22821932
>First they came for the illegals, and I said nothing because I wasn't an illegal. Then they went after the niggers and I said, "Make sure you get all of the niggers"
Then they came for the jews, and then everything was great. Because they got rid of the messicans, nigras, and jews. Life was good.

>>22822127
>>trump announces that 500k chink "students" will be coming to the US
>Well it's starting to look like China is going to win after all.
yep
turns out all that war rhetoric was fake
No one is ready for world war 3. It was all a bunch of posturing

>>22823232
>World war 3 finally happening? Dammit I wanted to at least marry some jewish wife with massive tits before I die in a nuclear explosion...
you can still rape em

>>22820109

Dealing with tenants has got to be a giant pain in the dick.

>>22820117

What degree?

>>22821932
US immigration officials told to largely pause raids on farms, hotels, NYT reports http://reut.rs/4n10J2H

What do you mean? Pause please pause, we need workers, your policy is a bit too disruptive.

>>22822956
>>22823233
Alright im back, long night, we stopped at Dennys with some chicks

Good morning /smg/. Hope everyone has a good weekend.

Iran said they're going to start striking US bases this weekend because we kept getting involved. The moment we commit our military to Iran, China is going seize the opportunity to invade Taiwan and then it's WW3. That kike sellout Trump blew it, but such is life in the Greater Israeli North American Economic Zone.

>>22823513
cool man. were the chicks hot?

I once somehow started talking to these two chicks at a indie rock concert, we got mexican food after the concert.

was supposed to hang out with them later that week, but their bitch cousin had some drama they had to take care of, then they had to go back home as they just came into town for a few days around the concert.

next week imma try to find some millennial indie rock concert, see if lightning can strike twice.

>>22823547
Yeah. They were like 21 each... sisters... I shit you not. But their mom was there too, (a little weird but she was like an old hippie scene woman) there was a younger sister not present they were face timing. It was pretty wild.

7 a.m., wakin' up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Cereal)
Seein' everything, the time is goin'

>>22823601
>>22823601
>>22823601

new bread