What kind of disgusting faggots have soggy toast with nasty beans on them for breakfast? What level of goy slop is this?

Get rid of the toast and just give me the beans with some herbs, paprika and chilli thrown in. Lovely. Funny farts too.

>>22819511 (OP)
Britain, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand I think. In other words humans.

>>22819512
>beans with some herbs, paprika and chilli thrown in
Bro, that's just chili base...which is based.

>>22819511 (OP)
it's covered in sugar. that's the only way brits will eat beans

>>22819511 (OP)
love toast, love beans

what's so wrong about that

>>22819511 (OP)
have you ever tried it though?
you can it takes like two items
I'm sure you can afford that no matter who is currently in the white house

Bongs are the original beaners

>>22819513
We make pork n beans for barbeque here, I don't usually eat them unless it's black beans or pinto or the blue moon settlers beans

>>22819517
Three. Butter. Salt and Pepper is also good.
>>22819511 (OP)
If the toast is soggy you've fucked up, really. It should be crisp with a nice, slight moistness to it. Honestly it's an amazing dish and I eat it several times a month.

>>22819511 (OP)
It's actually pretty good. Throw some bacon and a fried egg on there, little black pepper and some HP sauce to finish it off. Solid breakfast.

>>22819511 (OP)
I love that this board has at least two-to-three threads kvetching about the British at any given moment.

>>22819518
My last boss was black and he absolutely had an issue with your Frijoles Negras labels ^^

>>22819519
The beans you have are sweet. Even loaves of bread you get in America are sweet. So I can understand why you'd think it's repulsive, but with normal beans and bread it's quite tasty, simple and filling.

>>22819511 (OP)
Years ago I was playing Warframe and randomly some kid insulted me by saying "I bet you have beans for breakfast". I'm from Washington DC, I've never once thought about having that for breakfast. But I get it. That'd be a pretty fucked up thing to eat.

>baked beans
Lovely on a pizza as well!

>>22819523
Next time show him pics of this snack that was used to be called Negrito Bimbo, or show him Memín Pinguin comics

>>22819522
don't get flattered, it's just a popular (you) bait for bored faggots like OP

>>22819511 (OP)
You eat it before the toast gets soggy you fucking retard

>>22819511 (OP)

>>22819512
>>22819513
>>22819514
>>22819515
>>22819516
>>22819518
>>22819519

>The other white people eat beans. discuss

>>22819522
They would hate you less if you didn't go full mask off libshit every election year.
Embarrassing, really

>>22819529

>>22819524
that's ironic since the only kind of beans brit's eat is this canned stuff cooked in a syrup

>>22819511 (OP)
You wouldn't understand.

>>22819526
What is wrong with you bongs?

>>22819522
We're sad that your country is gone is all

>>22819520
we all love our luxuries
I'd usually go for a bit of cheese on top

>>22819534
It's just tomato sauce. Beans are that popular here they even serve tubs of them in KFC. If you don't like baked beans in tomato sauce I'm afraid you're not white.

>>22819533
This shit still looks better than those stew dumps black people do where for some retarded reason they throw an entire pot of stew over a table covered in newspapers

I got yelled at for asking the same question the other month by some insufferable faggot of bri'ish kind. He swore up and down it is not a thing in Bongland even though apparently it was a favorite of they late Queen Elizabeth.

>>22819537
but we've literally always eaten beans on toast

>>22819536
ngl looks good compared to the slop americans eat every day

I don't like beans. *brit accent*

>>22819511 (OP)
Idk man Britain conquered the world for spices and yet that's the shit they eat

>>22819539
tomato sauce with sugar.
brit's don't have a bean dish. they have this canned stuff that's obviously addicting since it's loaded with sugar

>>22819524
It's true, canned beans here are too sweet so unless they are homemade(and yes I own a pressure cooker and have beans and lentils in my pantry) I don't usually touch them.
As for the bread, the best kind we have is either Dutch oven white(my favorite kind of homemade bread) and Italian bread which isn't sweet.

>>22819538
I can't do that anymore. Gives me heartburn. :(

>>22819543

>>22819536
Fish pie?
I will have some :)

>>22819511 (OP)

BEANS ARE NOT FOR BREAKFAST

>>22819539
Imagine going to KFC in Britain and you're dying for some mashed potatoes and gravy but they give you a cup of stale beans in tomato sauce instead
>av a good day chap, beans a bit cold in it, proper mint aye

>>22819550
Why not debone the fish and cut up the fish meat??

>>22819531
Only important post in the thread

>>22819536
Seriously, try baked beans on a pizza bro. You'll thank me later.

>>22819516
Both are inflammatory
Go paleo

>>22819549
Oh that amount of food makes me want to hurl.

>>22819526
>pizza
Ok that's it, you n me outside right now!
The only time beans are allowed on pizza is when you are using them as the sauce base of a tex mex pizza(try it with refried black beans for an amazing Mexican pizza)

>>22819552
they have mash and gravy too bro
it's not a big deal
you can get beans, mash, gravy, coleslaw AND chicken there
it's amazing

it's almost like it's a KFC

>>22819533
English breakfast is actually great. I usually made myself a variant with fried bacon, warmed beans in tomato sauce, fried champignons and an omelet with spices. And black tea, is course. That's a prefect start of a chilly day.

>>22819524
i've never once seen a british meal with beans that wasn't that syrupy red heinz beans. meanwhile the spics made this popular here.
what a stupid british faggot

>>22819552
Imagine eating mash out of a fucking KFC. Not even fresh either, some premade slop. Yeah lad, I'd take the beans lmao

>>22819511 (OP)
But I did eat breakfast yesterday...

>>22819511 (OP)
it's a white people thing, you wouldnt get it

>>22819555

>>22819512
>Get rid of the toast and just give me the beans

>>22819511 (OP)
I’ve had British breakfast with these beans and it’s unironically the best shit I ever had

>>22819511 (OP)
this looks delicious

>>22819552
I haven't had KFC in like half a decade, but dont they and Popeyes serve beans on the side?

>>22819531
I like food threads, I bump them because bots don't know how to navigate and shills don't know how to shit them up, the only thing you can do is post pictures of food, and talk about food(even if you are shitting on another flags food)

>>22819511 (OP)
That's actually pretty good. You should try it, OP. It will put hair on your chest.

I
hate
beans

>>22819560
>Laverbread is a Welsh delicacy made from edible seaweed that has been boiled for several hours before being minced and puréed.
No gobnick. Just no.

>>22819562
well I mean it is still a KFC isnt it

I wouldn't eat there

>>22819561
Literally wog slop. You wouldn't happen to be brown yourself would you? Jesus wept, how far the US has fallen were the consumption of wog food is normalised and even elevated. Fucking kek.

>>22819565
BLEGH

>>22819572
>bugnigger/chink hates beans
imagine my shock

>>22819545
>conquered the world for spices
Spices were used primarily for preservative factors in food (most have anti-bacterial and fungicidal effects) making it especially valuable for ocean voyages.
Also most meat needs little seasoning since it has inherent flavour, if of reasonable quality. Typically poor people used spices to compensate for low-quality meat.

>>22819511 (OP)
Have you tried it though?
It's S tier food, plus the toast is not saggy at all. Brits knew what they were doing with this tbqh

>>22819573
dude it literally says "Welsh" right there

>>22819569
Don't know about Popeye but at least in Mexico and USA they don't sell beans at KFC

>>22819574
Yeah they're all filth.

>>22819575
go pretend to enjoy your sugary syrupy sweet beans

>>22819575
you know he's brown, you can tell by the OP

>>22819570
Yeah well its just another act of subversion meant to disintegrate the board

>>22819577
Shut up Todd.

>>22819539
>Brits get canned beans in tomato sauce not hard syrup
My country hates me...

>>22819511 (OP)
I eat bean and tomato stew with toasted bread every morning. I don't pile the beans onto the bread, though. I spoon the beans onto the bread and take a bite.

>>22819511 (OP)
No explanation required.

>>22819580
>dude it literally says "Welsh" right there
implying dragon niggers are even human
wew

>>22819586
checked and kekd, at least you have a sense of humor

>>22819575
Goodness fuckin gracious. You dont get to talk shit about Murican cuisine when your own best achievement is beans on toast.

>>22819589

>>22819553
How am I supposed to feel savage while eating it unless I eat the face from it's bone skull and suck out the eyeballs?
Learn to have fun

>>22819511 (OP)
beans and toast is different in the uk
if you go to the grocery store and buy a can of american beans you'll note they taste sugary, which i find disgusting
if you go down the internetional aisle and buy british imported beans they won't taste sweet
if you go down the bread aisle and buy some normal white bread it'll have a slightly sweet flavor to it, which is sort of like a digestible biscuit in the uk, which is considered a sweet treat
if you instead buy dave's killer bread you'll get a flavor more akin to actual bread
so beans on toast will taste a lot better if you use "real" beans and bread to make it

Beans on toast is more of a lunch thing.

>>22819511 (OP)
It's when they take a good breakfast with eggs, bacon, and sausage then dump shitty canned baked beans all over it that's most disturbing. It's like taking an hour to prepare a top notch breakfast just to shit directly on to the plate

>>22819590
you can't repudiate a claim about a full English breakfast with some obscure Welsh bullshit nobody has ever heard of
I've never even seen that shit before
God willing I never will again

Welsh people are fucking weird
it's because magic mushrooms have been a staple part of their diet since caveman times
I mean have you ever seen their language?

>>22819596
>they won't taste sweet
no they do, you stupid faggot. just look at the ingredients.
it's hilarious that this dumb british faggot >>22819582
tried to claim americans eat sweet beans when the only bean "dish" brits have are the Heinz sugary ones.

>>22819598
>An hour for a fry up
10 minutes max

>>22819595
You just put sucking out eyeballs and learn to have fun in the same post.

-_-

>>22819581
I remember having beans with my wings back in the US. Apparently, they did use to.

>>22819573
I would spread that on my toast.

>>22819573
You don't need to boil seaweed to make it edible. We just eat it raw here

>>22819511 (OP)
British people don't eat this for breakfast, so your inference was misguided. We grill cheese onto it and eat it for what we call "tea time" which is dinner to you. Why do we have to tell them about themselves these Americans?

>>22819598
>takes more than 10-15 minutes to make eggs bacon and sausage
what are you, a woman or a nigger?

>>22819600
a british guy in the bong thread recommended me some beans with a more savoury flavour to them
mexican beans are similar

>>22819511 (OP)
When I have beans on toast, I put the beans on one spoonful at a time. It never occurred to me to do it any other way. The toast is there to provide texture, why would you make the toast soggy by dumping all the beans on it?

>>22819585
Lurk moar
It's the most organic thread on the board rn

>>22819511 (OP)

>>22819608
>>22819600
You can get the BEANZ with less sugar, but they taste rank to me. I wanted to like them too.

Just leave them beans as they are.

>>22819513
And SA. Shit is delicious. Some brit soldier probably fucked my afrikaans great great grandmother in a concentration camp.

>>22819609
it's kind of a challenge but doable
the idea is that you don't hang about
it's supposed to be breakfast you can make and eat in ten minutes before you leave for work
put that plate under you, there's gonna be men overboard, and just grab the edges of the toast with your thumb and forefinger, and shove it in your mouth as quick as fucking possible

you can use the corners to swab up the runaway beans

sorted

>>22819601
You're not preparing one of those big plates with eggs, bacon, ham, three kinds of sausage, spuds, and tomato wedges in ten minutes. Then you do nothing for the beans. Just dump them directly out of the can on the plate. This is mental illness

>>22819511 (OP)
Tis nice, should try it sometime, especially with cheese.

>>22819602
You are less than 10 generations removed from hundreds of generations of savage border wars and blood fueds with other clans
Find yourself

>>22819613
Sorry lad. Forgot about South Africa.

>>22819605
Same, it's a snack food

>>22819511 (OP)

their toilets must like downtown baghdad circa 2002

>>22819526
based

>>22819615
this shit's good if you're hungry as fuck

>>22819611
Check YouTube. Brits enjoy PB&J when they try them. They are sweet and savory and a bit salty, depending on the brand of peanut butter. It checks all the boxes that people crave.

>>22819621
surprisingly provides a lot of fibre
very solid bowel movements

I have shittier shits when I eat burgers

>>22819511 (OP)
imagine the flatulence after eating beans straight out of the can

>>22819511 (OP)
That actually looks very tasty, and beans are usually healthy.

>>22819607
Are you on drugs?

>>22819611
I was never able to understand why Muricans love peanut butter jelly sandwiches. They are also partial to grilled cheese with tomato soup. The latter combo is b0mb dot com, though.

>>22819611
personally i'm more into
>toasted bread
>peanut butter
>banana slices
>honey
damn good sandwich

>>22819623
>if you're hungry as fuck

>>22819615
You know we used to(and some still do) drink water from animal bladders yes?
I bet you would eat the shit out of that haggus if you woke up hungover and still drunk from the night before and it was sitting there hot and steaming next to some hot sauce and ketchup

>>22819628
nah, you must be if it takes you more than 15 minutes to cook some bacon and eggs. what are you doin, microwaving the shit? ever heard of a castiron skillet?

Hate beans and peas. Hate them

LOATHE THEM ENTIRELY

>>22819616
lmao you burgers are funny
a fry up is fucking easy, and it does take ten minutes. You heat the beans in a saucepan. Takes 2 minutes, tops. You can do the sausages, bacon and black pudding on the same pan. Eggs is 30 seconds. The longest thing is the toast, or hashbrowns if you can be arsed. Fried tomator is literally 45 seconds on a hot pan. What is so difficult about all that? With 4 hours you can do the whole thing at the same time.

>>22819624
>Check YouTube.
The more likes they get the more money they get, America is a huge source of NCP monkeys, so they humour you.

There are also videos of Americans trying British beans and preferring them over your HFCS beans.

Amerimutts…...explain yourselves?

>>22819600
spreading salted butter on your toast and adding shredded cheese on top reduces the sweetness.

>>22819511 (OP)
this makes the brownoid piss and shit himself in terror

>>22819635
>With 4 hours you can do the whole thing at the same time.
lmao whoops, with 4 HOBS, my bad.

>>22819637
it's basically chilli

>>22819637
fuck that looks good

>>22819630
>The OLe peanut butter and banana
Fire

>>22819630
That's a cake made with bread mate.

>>22819636
>British beans
You mean the ones made by the American company Heinz?

>>22819637
I don't eat this. I eat straight Texas red chili with NO BEANS.

>>22819642
gets really good if you add some cumin, cayenne, maybe some habanero

>>22819643
That's a fucking dessert.

>>22819643
Need bacon

>>22819637
That's basically chili without any chili powder.
Yes it's absolutely one of the best dishes out there, considered comfort food

>>22819643
this is a top tier sandwich

>>22819511 (OP)
sir, this is swamp slop

>>22819636
Also, those beans literally taste like SpaghettiOs, of course Americans are going to like them.

>>22819649
checked, unironically is good with bacon

>>22819645
>You mean the ones made by the American company Heinz?
No.

Any Brit will tell you that the best beans are Branston.

In any case Heinz beans for the UK isn't the sweet HFCS shit you get in Muttland.

>>22819639
This confuses and enrages the western minds

>>22819648
It's also highly addictive, consumer beware

>>22819633
>>22819635
Ya suppose I could just slop everything together in the same pan all at once

>>22819645
everything in the uk is owned by foreign private equity. it's better american than china, qatar or w/e.
that said, there are still differences between products sold in america and uk by the same parent company.

>is thad chocc-ludd sauce?
No my American cousin it is BROWN sauce, and good bacon.

>>22819524
you're the one eating sweet stuff here you fucking retard.

>>22819645
american company heinz that puts completely different ingredients in british food yes
all this complaining about sugary beans, all of our other food is way healthier
we have ketchup made with real tomatoes, also by heinz

yes this isn't the own you think it is

>>22819511 (OP)
Why would you want to eat that sloppy, soggy mess when you could have a tasty American breakfast of biscuits and gravy?

>>22819652
It's just pea soup anon, think of it as the "other" gravy

>>22819655
Elvis Presley stamped and approved.

>>22819660
start with things that need a sear like bacon/sausage/potatoes first, then add eggs once thats done, instant egg cook

>>22819511 (OP)
luv me sum beens n tost

>>22819665
This

>>22819665
i actually make this all the time, so good

>>22819657
hfcs vs sugar, there's no fucking difference

>>22819658

Meat with pickles?
No
This is what happens if you put this in front of me
>Slice pickles
>Lay them on top of fried chicken
>Enjoy with mustard

>>22819573
Looks like microwave cupcake I usually make for evening tea.

>>22819672
Cope.

>>22819511 (OP)
>british
Beaners

>>22819657
America has all kinds of beans, retard. There are many with no sugar added. We also have chili as well as chili beans, which is basically "British" beans but with actual flavor.

>>22819677
>he prefers chilli in his beans

I think your grandma might have smiled at a mexican for a moment too long.

>>22819665
Fuck biscuits and gravy
Give me SoS!!(Shit on a shingle)

>>22819664
Americans have like 20 different ketchup options in store. I buy Hunt's because it's dark and looks nicer.

>>22819664
You can get both kinds here. You don't know what you're typing about

>>22819680
Pretty sure all of them will have HFCS though. I wish RFK would just ban it already.

>>22819677
No.
You are talking out of your arse.

here are some Americans doing a taste test . . .with Branston, Heinz and Bush's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrP2Rn5TNVA

>>22819673
It's not chicken, it's originally a German schnitzel
There pretty much isn't someone who hasn't had this, it's kind of a running joke when you're in a rush on let's say going on a vacation so you slap a schnitzel between two pieces of bread and you got your travel snack lol

>>22819680
So do we

>>22819511 (OP)
I unironically luv carbs, beans, and cheese (dairy). Throw in the occasional egg or sosij and you've got a well rounded diet that tastes amazing and cab sustain you through the best and worst times of your life

>>22819658
I would eat this, I bet the bread is made to be enjoyable with it. I would chop those pickles and put them inside. Maybe one day.

We have this: it's a slab of fried haddock/cod in a breadcake, called a fish butty. These are extremely nice.

>>22819511 (OP)
>nooo you can't just eat bread and beans
>you have to consooooooom all these other food groups
Fuck you.

>>22819684
That makes sense heh.
We have schnitzel too, we just call it "country fried steak"
Some places serve it as a sandwich too

>>22819677
Ok Beaner

>>22819511 (OP)
Bongs never recovered from world war rationing.

>>22819513
No we don’t eat that faggot povo food here…

.You need real protein for brekkie, eggs or milk

>>22819602
That post has some serious 2004 energy
I should know, I was there 3000 years ago -.-'

>>22819687
>I bet the bread is made to be enjoyable with it
I have been to America mate, you have no idea . . . .even their bread is sweet, it tastes like a sponge cake . . .I'm not joking.

>>22819687
That looks real good
Add some grilled tomatoes and it would be perfect

>>22819687
For me it's pie, chips gravy and peas. Doesn't get any better. Maybe a splash of vinegar on top.

>>22819691
When we were introduced to american goy slop like baked beans.

>>22819683
And I can show you a video of Brits eating BBQ beans and saying it's the greatest beans they've ever had. Also Bush's has like 5 different flavors of baked beans and many Americans, like my mom, prefer VanCamp's because it's less sweet.

>>22819690
Says the guy whose national dish is curry.

>>22819664
>American version
>various corn syrups for no reason

WHY? Why do they love this stuff so?

>>22819695
What a scamp you are mate, bless you.

I am going to tell around 5 people you said this and we will all laugh with you, not at you, even though you don't know why. That is hilarious.

>>22819694
Try going to a bakery instead of buying that mass produced bagged slop
If it's bagged in a square rectangle shape then it's likely loaded with preservatives
Try the New York rye

>>22819511 (OP)
Those wierd ass brits love the mundane.
Look guv, a masterpiece.

>>22819700
Because their farmers are subsidised to grow corn. It's why they feed their cattle with it, it's why it's in all their foods

>>22819511 (OP)
It's a white man's snack.
You wouldn't understand.

>>22819681
I know that
I just think bringing Heinz into it is fucking stupid on the face of it
provided evidence that it was an absurd route to go down, and now my point is made

it's a no-sum game and we should be arguing about beans on toast instead

>>22819699
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding actually although we did teach poos how to add their spices to a meat stew.

>>22819700
>for no reason
It's cheaper than sugar. Taste-wise, there's not much difference between fructose and sucrose, especially when you're masking it with vinegar and spices.

>>22819702
You don't have bakeries in your supermarkets? Oh no no no

>>22819698
>Also Bush's has like 5 different flavors of baked beans
why do you sound like a child who doesn't know how capitalism works
yes, beans are packaged by practically thousands of different companies all over the planet
and those companies provide numerable varieties of it
everybody knows this and you're here like
>yeah well I can get like five whole flavours of beans
no shit dude

>>22819707

>>22819511 (OP)
I think eating them like this is fucked up because the toast will become quickly become soggy unless you burn it, and because you're eating too many beans with the toast. You're supposed to use the toast to scoop the beans, then you can eat more toast, and have a big breakfast and properly balance your meals

not this bullshit.
>I'm going to eat beans and toast for breakfast with a faggot knife and fork
>then a sandwich and some biscuits for lunch
>then afternoon tea
>then a massive dinner because I've eaten fuck all during the day
>now I'm going to sleep with acid reflux, and a ton of energy despite not needing it??


>>22819515
Once you've had beans in tomato source without sugar, you won't need the added sugar of heinz to enjoy them. The only reason they add sugar is because most of the population are fat fucks and sugar addicted.

>>22819710
I brought up the variety because you cited a taste test, retard. It's possible there was a can of Bush's beans they would have preferred.

>>22819711
The French didn't call us the Tikka Masala. AI is bollocks by the way it tells you blacks built Stonehenge.

>>22819710
>everybody knows this and you're here like
>>yeah well I can get like five whole flavours of beans
>no shit dude
My sides are gone

>>22819711
We invented it . . .but it's not our national dish.

Despite what American programmed AI tells you.
You really are fucking Muppets. .

>>22819714
I didn't get that info from AI originally. It was from an article like 5 years ago.

>>22819711
Tikka masala is actually really good and is simple to make with just about any meat you want to put in there and they have had Indian tradesmen there since the Empirial era

>>22819716
Yes, your dish is lamprey pie or blood sausage or something equally disgusting like hagis

>>22819717
Can you see how AI might have a problem if it gets all it's information from the internet?

>>22819717
>It was from an article like 5 years ago.
You mean an opinion piece in a newspaper?

>>22819716
He's trolling

Did you not mean to move this to /ck/?

>>507235553
The Heinz beans have sugar in them, and I'm pretty sure they made a point of making a "no added sugar" ver.

>>22819728
that is fucked
preparing your own dried beans is probably best
bush's canned beans are the best

>this thread was moved to bant

>>22819721
>>22819720
There are videos starting to pop up with "historians" now claiming that your true national dish, the infamous Fish n Chips, was invented by jewish immigrants...
If you all don't manage to take back your country they are going to start claiming Indians have always been in Britain and that Merlyn was actually Indian who advised Arthur Sukdeep

>>22819740
god fuck
i'm so fucking useless
this is clearly the objective of the videogame we're born into, save hte world from this shit
idk how to do it