Thread 22822613 - /bant/ [Archived: 1089 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:38:33 AM No.22822613
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Im about to get epsteined for this but here's the ultimate truth: the LHC is ripping us into parallel universes faster and faster as they use it. Time travel and zero gravity about to become reality to the public. The LHC acts as a doorway, by choosing what atoms to smash and in what quantities you can literally change the programming of the universe both in time and space to infinium as every possibility exists in parallel symmetry with our own. The ride is just beginning.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/14/2025, 3:39:22 AM No.22822614
Meds
Anonymous Australia
6/14/2025, 3:39:52 AM No.22822615
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>>22822613 (OP)
Anonymous Australia
6/14/2025, 3:41:07 AM No.22822616
>>22822613 (OP)
if you study physics for a few years maybe you can get a job there and stop them, surely you won't change your mind once you know anything about physics.
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Anonymous Mexico
6/14/2025, 3:41:22 AM No.22822617
>>22822613 (OP)
LHC just flew over my house
Anonymous Brazil
6/14/2025, 3:41:50 AM No.22822618
Based Netscape throbber poster.

I didn't read, but Netscape was kino. Have a bump.
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Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:42:05 AM No.22822619
No shit - back when this board had actual thread we discussed this all the time

of course this place is controlled by them now so its just bullshit 1pbtid controlled narrative threads
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Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:42:33 AM No.22822620
>>22822616
let people enjoy things
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:42:55 AM No.22822621
>>22822613 (OP)
The cool part is that we have no sensory organ to detect the changes. Like a blind guy being told the lamp is on. So yeah we've always had vestigial organs, so what? KeK Its evolution baby!
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:43:57 AM No.22822622
Do you think that your intruding thoughts about absolute nigger-brain actions such as driving into on-coming traffic or raping the cute girl at the Taco Bell drive-thru actually occurs in an alternate universe?
Every bizarre dream and murderous thought manifested in another world but eventually you, in this life, will be the one caught up in some insane bullshit (which will just be a fleeting thought in some other version of you far, far away)
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:44:03 AM No.22822623
>>22822618
their loading logo creeped me out, especially the large one that appears in front
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:44:23 AM No.22822624
I miss Netscape Navigator.
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:44:27 AM No.22822625
>>22822616
Not op but I'm pondering joining the air force to see if hopefully I can rise uo the ranks and getting top clearance for off the books projects and research


Metal gear redpilled me as a teen about advanced technologies decades ahead of what we see in te present being hidden and used by our military superiors
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:44:47 AM No.22822626
>>22822613 (OP)
i remember Novell from the early 2000's it was used in schools to do some computer thing idk but we would get that N logo with the meteors and stars when ever we used internet explorer
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:45:55 AM No.22822627
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>>22822613 (OP)
whoa no fake dude where do i donate broham?
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:46:17 AM No.22822628
>>22822613 (OP)
Please learn basic physics before making these stupid fucking threads.
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:46:27 AM No.22822629
>>22822619
Real. This place used to be good. There were still shills, but they were fewer and more obvious. Now it's just slop pumped out of the tube. I only come here for bantz and /news/
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:47:50 AM No.22822630
>>22822613 (OP)
>Netscape
I didn't read your post but your pic reminded me of better times
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:48:04 AM No.22822631
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>>22822613 (OP)
So lyran catgirl mommies exist and always have? yay
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:48:36 AM No.22822632
>>22822613 (OP)
Ok actually I just read it now. What the fuck is an lhc?
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:48:53 AM No.22822633
>>22822613 (OP)
Pretty much you talk like a fag and you're shits all's retarded

Fuck I hate you pseudo intellectuals
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/14/2025, 3:49:59 AM No.22822634
>>22822613 (OP)
>atoms
Okay schizo boomer. Atoms are so huge in the grand scheme of things you may as well use configurations of bricks to "program" the universe.
Anonymous United States
6/14/2025, 3:51:49 AM No.22822635
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>>22822613 (OP)
Cool story. Wake me up when the LHC glitches reality hard enough to delete my porn addiction and my wifes new boyfriend