Thread 22829304

Saw a Canadian AMA on /b/, so here a Québec one since im bored.
AMA, whatever you want, go nuts!

butt id lol

>>22829304 (OP)
Why do french men fuck their women in the ass instead of their pussies?

>>22829307
idk, im a filthy virgin lmao. Maybe its feel better?

>>22829304 (OP)
Any hot trannies nin Quebec?

>>22829306
Maybe if you are nice ;)

>>22829319
Ive only ever saw three and two of them were quite cute, so i guess, yes!

>>22829317
it doesn't

>>22829304 (OP)
What's your name?

>>22829328
Marcus Gaudreault, or whatever you want me to be named

>>22829332
Cool name.

>>22829336
Thank bro :)

>>22829332
>or whatever you want me to be named
But I'm not your father, Marcus Gaudreault. I shouldn't be able to choose your name...

>>22829339
Marcus isnt my real name of course. As if i was going to give my real name online, especially on 4chan lmao

>>22829345
Now I'm sad :(

>>22829345
>>22829427
I'm sad too, my trust was betrayed

>>22829481
>>22829345
sorry guys :( what else could i answer/do to make you feel better?

>>22830029
Don't tell lies in AMA threads, stay an honest man.

>>22830055
you are right. My name is David

I'm a boring 25 y/o man from quebec, so yeah ask me anything you want and i try to do it, within reason

>>22830092
Take the buttplug out of your gay, brown anus

>>22830092
What did you eat today? Full menu. Myself I had some sandwich with bacon and egg on. A marabou tuc bar. Then for middag I had two hamburger patties and oven fries. I pour the burger fat onto the fries cause it's tasty and I like fat.

>>22830098
I sadly don't have one :(

>>22830100
So iv'e eaten a bowl of minestrone soup with noodles inside with salt cracker on the side. Then, later, i drink a frosted lemonade, drink some water in the afternoon, currently waiting for my noodles to cook, going to eat spaghetti

>>22830108
How are you still awake? That's like zero calories. I would be fucking depressed. Btw all the alcohol so far for me is a lot of "food"." It's also Monday here now.

>>22830117
Today i felt lazy so not hungry much. And the minestrone was a big bowl, full of noodles and stuff it usually have in the can. Don't drink alcohol here, hate the taste. currently 18h19

>>22830124
Doesn't sound like you get a lot of protein tho? Seems like I eat a lot more meat than you if I just base it on one day. I don't think I've ever gone day in my life without meat.

>>22830101
how do you not have an anus

>>22830131
Like i say im going to eat some spaghetti soon with big meatballs. Also i woke up at like 12h30 so yeah didn't eat a breakfast

>>22830132
I don't have a buttplug doofus

>>22830134
Learn to cook you infantile queer

>>22830146
what do you like to make?

>>22830155
Many delicious things.

>>22830146
I can cook some meal, like i do a very great omelette with maple syrup! The trick is to put two table spoon of maple syrup when you flip the egg in the pan. I can also boil pasta. I don't do it often because im mostly lazy

Cmon guys, juicier question

>>22830283
do you prefer ketchup or mustard on hot dogs

>>22830284
Both, but if i need to choose only one, ketchup

>>22829304 (OP)
do you think Alberta should secede from canada? I can't say they don't have good reason at this point.

>>22830325
I have absolutely no idea.

>>22830286
i thought they served hot dogs by default only with mustard in your province wtf

>>22830346
Yeah i never understood that thing, i never saw that, they serve it plain and we choose what we put on it

>>22830353
do you hate mustard

Why are you evil? As a Canadian,
Do you think Canadians are born evil? Or do you think Canadians just specially have an infinity for Satan -y and devil worship? What is your master plan?

How do you sleep at night? Do you have a conscious?

>>22830357
Nan i love mustard :D, just i found it to feel like dry on a hot-dog unlike ketchup, idk if it make sense?

>>22830359
I am the most evil thing that have grace this earth. I sleep like a baby thinking at everything ive ever done, which is not much. As a canadian, i dont really have strong opinion on that, but as a quebecois, i love to worship satan once a year :)

>>22830363
i remember that image

>>22830366
i dont

>>22830366
despacito

>>22829304 (OP)
favorite book, tv show, cartoon, and anime. don;t have have to be current though if you want to give both lifetime and current faves that be fine to.

and on the note cat or dog.

>>22830371
>if manga count, Dr.Stone, otherwise The Count of Monte-Cristo
>I don't really know desu
>The Batman (2006)
>Violet Evergarden, fucking beautiful

>>22830379
oh and
>More cat, but also love dog

>>22830379
pretty cool

>>22830384
thank you

>>22829304 (OP)
How big is the culture divide between English speaking and French speaking faggots(Canadians)?

>>22830534
Pretty big if i have to say. DESU like 99% of peoples im interacting with are french quebecois so i dont really know.

>>22830554
have you ever ordered a poutine and then it had shredded cheese instead of cheese curds and if not what would your reaction be if that happened to you

>>22830562
Totally. i prefer when my cheese is melted and not cold on my poutine! in restaurant i cant really do other stuff, but at home im shredding my own cheese

>>22830566
>prefers ketchup on hot dog
>prefers shredded cheese over cheese curds on poutine
you are no quebecois at all

>>22830574
>had to choose one, chose ketchup
>i love both of them
try harder next time

>>22830576
it doesnt seem like you know what the word preference means

>>22830582
maybe :(

whats are you best and worst (but not criminal) memories of grade, middle, high school, uni etc.

>>22830619
grade
>B Got a kiss from the cutie of the class
>W Got severely bullied all grade school
middle
>B finally finishing that hellhole
>W alway being in the same class as my bully, teacher of course never doing anything.
high
>B getting my first and best gf
>W getting kick out of my 7 years friends group for being "boring"
so yeah, fuck school

>>22830627
>so yeah, fuck school
we all know that feel

CMON GUYS! It is currently 21:35, let get more spicy question!

Don't be shy guys~

You are a tremendous faggot.

>>22830650
Thank, i know

>>22830639
>i want spice
fine boring shit time.

what the strangest thing you shoved up your ass? what your record for number of time masturbating in a day?
worst mistake using unintended things as masturbation aid/lube?
you ever done something gay?


what are the worst things you've done to
1.yourself
2.family members
3.friends
4.a stranger

bonus
what the fuck is wrong with the captcha?

>>22830667
>a fuck up cucumber that was thin at the bottom and bulbous at the top. Was delicious later after throught cleaning.
>around 7 time, some medication made me woozy but also fucking horny. Dick hurt but worth it
>use baby oils once as i was curious about sounding. worst. mistake. fucking. ever.
>acting like a faggot on camera on chaturbate in 2019 for money

worst things:
1: made myself bleed with anal play back when i didnt knew how to do it correctly.
2. nothing
3. made one stay a little too long in a penis milking machine
4. pinch her tits a little too hard?

bonus: they are retarded

you guys drive like fucking shit and youre all a bunch of assholes

>>22830899
Said the canadian lmao

>>22830899
Let me remind you that this charming lady was the worst canadian driver i have EVER seen in my whole life
https://youtu.be/ECA6qu8khQ0?t=744

>>22830363
I knew it

How do you feel sharing the honour of residing in the same nation as Ricky Berwick?

>>22831834
Wait he Canadian? Neat! A great honor I must say

>>22832053
He lives in a district of Toronto

>>22832056
Neat!

Bump

Last bump of tthe day

oh well, i guess it's dead :P

>>22835571
it might get more active in a few hours

>>22832302
classic image

How often do you drink alcohol? What do you prefer? I mostly drink Vodka. Some beer, and less cider.

>>22835575
I don't drink alcohol. Iv'e tried several time and just don't like the taste, not just beer but also other drinks or wines. I honestly prefer water like a basic bitch lmao

>>22835619
It's a drug. Anyone who say they drink it for taste alone is retarded. Same reason I snus.

So do you fear the righteous hand of God and that one day lucifer and his minions will face the consequences of their actions?

>>22835625
Alcohol is fine by the Bible.

>>22835628
I wasn’t talking to you

>>22835625
Not at all. I live my life however i want, but one thing certain, im not killing myself like a coward

>>22835628
"Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine for the sake of your stomach and your frequent illnesses" -Saint Pual 1 Timothy 5:23

>>22835638
Teleport me back to medieval ages and I'll happily oblige.

>>22835636
So do you have special communion with lucifer?

>>22835636
i like you & your thread

>>22835650
Only in my dreams. I once woke up seeing an angel and then realized it was just my shirt hanging from my gaming chair. Rare hallucination tho. Pretty cool.

>>22835651
Thank, that mean a lot to me ^^! I try to be as sociable as possible with peoples

>>22835650
Sometime when I have free time

you know what, if you want to talk to me more, can add me on discord guys, name jl_emperor_midas0718

>>22835839
Discord is for trannies ever since wow added niggers to their game.

>>22835849
What, you prefer twitter lmao?

>>22835849
when was that?

>>22835851
A long, looooong time ago...
idk i never played wow

>>22835851
Shadowland I think? I still play hearthstone tho. I've noticed they're adding less and less nigs with each expansion these days. It's just tokens now basically. I'm more annoyed with the no lore part for wow. And also races like those fat guys would never have niggers. It'd be like making a Nordic game and adding black ppl, which already happened and makes no sense. I'm just so tired of it all honestly. They made me racist and now I notice niggers in the streets that was white as snow 50 years ago.

>>22835857
Sweden problem

>>22835869
You're joking right? Or is Quebec somehow spar3d from rest of Indiana då?

>>22835873
Never said we were. In the city i live there isn't much of them, but elsewhere there is more.

>>22835878
A small piece of heaven. Cherish it.

>>22835883
Already doing it. hoping it happen to you too

So what else guys? how was your day? what bring you here?

Bump for the night

Idk what to add so let wait

1. are you a hot sexy woman?
2. why do you all talk funny?
3. thoughts on war?

>>22839525
1. Sadly no :(
2. Because we were French and have evolved this speech to survive in the wild
3. Depend which one, but honestly I litteraly don't give a shit about them since it's not of my business.

So.... you guys played/watch deltarune chapter 3+4 recently?

>>22840874
no. i haven't even touched undertale. i think i'll be able to enjoy it anyways even with all the spoilers i've seen throughout the years.

>>22840904
That great. Really love the storytelling of those new chapters

bump

>>22843580
Heya

>>22829304 (OP)
Tu suce tu ou tu cross yink

>>22846183
Intéresser~?
Les deux ;)

Bump

>>22849300
Sup bru

>>22830379
this nigga watched teletoon

>>22846183
WOW! Come on in the car and have the cock!

>>22850300
Are you phone posting

Thump

albuterol

>>22850319
Only at 18h, it's the Simpsons that play

>>22850343
Yeah. Especially right now since I'm at a hotel at least 8h from where I usually live

>>22851867
Don't need it. No asthma or lungs diseases~