Lmao - /bant/ (#22830389) [Archived: 1048 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:44:17 PM No.22830389
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They gotta rework the last chapter where Lucia puts a cock cage on Jason because he was disrespectful towards BLM, and it gets stuck.
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Anonymous Russian Federation
6/15/2025, 11:46:37 PM No.22830390
Is it true that in GTA 6 I will be able to find my home and see myself? and instead of NPCs, there are real people who go to work and start a family,make money?
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:49:18 PM No.22830391
>>22830390
bro the game is going to suck
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:49:56 PM No.22830392
>>22830390
Yes. Every minority you shoot and kill in game will also die IRL.
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chud Uruguay
6/15/2025, 11:50:14 PM No.22830393
>>22830390
yes, why?
Anonymous Unknown
6/15/2025, 11:51:18 PM No.22830394
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>>22830389 (OP)
They are stripping the wokeness out of it before the kill the franchise with the release.
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:51:30 PM No.22830395
originally it was as predicted here by anons:
the wild latina(protagnist this time, for all the zoomer gaymers and wild progressive gayming trannies)will shoot and possibly kill her boyfriend as per the opening cutscene of gta iii.
but now that the troons using this site as a research source got wind of the fact that we knew this predictable ending was happening they're gonna pivot to something else.
will it be really gay? like the quality of their output without the old guard?
time will tell.
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Anonymous Unknown
6/15/2025, 11:52:28 PM No.22830396
>>22830389 (OP)
They had the wamen carry the doofus lumbering male the whole game until they killed him off. Now they have to bring the male back from the dead.
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:56:03 PM No.22830397
>>22830394
this or they're inserting more woke to spite trump because they though kamala would win and they could slow boil the culture more
Anonymous France
6/16/2025, 12:13:12 AM No.22830398
>>22830389 (OP)
Actually they are reworking the end now that DEI is dying. Expect Lucia to extremely short skirts all the time, Jason to mass murder shitskins for his own pleasure, and them baking some kike that serves as the antagonist of the story.
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Anonymous Slovenia
6/16/2025, 12:14:53 AM No.22830399
I remember reading that a reputable leaker revealed the ending saying that the white protagonist dies and gets replaced by a nog. Could be fake and gay though
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:19:25 AM No.22830400
HeyTrum
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>>22830389 (OP)
Maybe they put Trump in teh game and you kill him? Cameltale did that and couldn't sell the game on steam because you can't kill the president.
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Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 12:22:11 AM No.22830401
>>22830398
A Jew is the CEO. They will simply make it more Latina centered. Expect tons of WMLF after the game
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:23:48 AM No.22830402
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>>22830389 (OP)
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:26:22 AM No.22830403
>>22830402
perfect meme for this absolute faggotfest of a game.
shame on everyone who would just accept this gay shit into their mouths.
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.22830404
>>22830391
This. GTA 5 was already watered down for normies. 6 is going to be slop just like 5, but even more geared towards ethnics.
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Anonymous Unknown
6/16/2025, 12:28:44 AM No.22830405
>>22830389 (OP)
I don’t give two nigger shits anymore. I sold my Xbox three years ago and haven’t looked back. Enjoy your goy slop tranny nigger worshipping GTA.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:29:07 AM No.22830406
It's not gonna be geared towards ethnics but you can forget hookers and strip clubs
It will push the envelope, but it will ultimately still be woke. How can I not be in CURRENT YEAR
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:29:30 AM No.22830407
>>22830398
>and them baking some kike that serves as the antagonist of the story.
you mean working for the cia equivalent in universe and doing a kike's bidding for some heist right?
>see gta5 and gta online
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:30:22 AM No.22830408
>>22830402
I like how even he seems disgusted with his brownoid "girlfriend" in this image.
Anonymous Denmark
6/16/2025, 12:30:52 AM No.22830409
>>22830402
Lmao looks authentic
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:31:11 AM No.22830410
>>22830389 (OP)
So the girl is not a trannie, and the man is not a cum guzzling raging homosexual?
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:31:33 AM No.22830411
The main character is Jesus, calling it now, today June 15
Anonymous Slovenia
6/16/2025, 12:33:49 AM No.22830412
>>22830406
>you can forget hookers and strip clubs
Anon it's confirmed there will be mocaped strippers with jiggle physics. The catch is that there will also be male strippers. Rockstar are cunning, they're pandering to the male gamers on one hand and then putting something woke to soften the blow, carefully threading the needle and staying right in the middle to maximize profits from both the left and right. It's all about money and they've got that shit figured out to a fine art
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:35:32 AM No.22830413
>>22830395
>>22830396
I suspect Lucia really was trans and they’re changing that. I notice she’s gotten subtly more attractive and feminine in recent trailers. She doesn’t have that giant hapsburg jaw and huge cheekbones anymore.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:40:07 AM No.22830414
>>22830413
And yet, still a brown subhuman.
I think people suggesting this game isn't going to be chock full of reddit tier nonsense are fooling themselves. GTA5 was already lousy with tranny affirming garbage. These "people" can't help themselves and the only creative jews in rockstar left since their last game.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:41:43 AM No.22830415
>>22830414
I dunno, I think AC Shadows eating shit really spooked them. Assassin’s Creed isn’t quite as big a franchise as GTA but it was still a huge one.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:45:08 AM No.22830416
>>22830415
AC Shadows isn't comparable. They made billions off shark cards in GTAO. They are going to do the same thing again. They know what they are doing and know millions of subhumans will eat this slop up no matter what they put in it.
>They even went with the same release schedule, console only first, online comes later, pc version later.
AC Shadows wouldn't have been worth a mention if the gameplay wasn't so awful that even those retards that buy those games didn't like em. That is where ubisoft fucked up. These retards still playing these games will consume slop willingly as long as the bar isn't TOO low too quick.
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Anonymous Macedonia
6/16/2025, 12:46:25 AM No.22830417
>>22830389 (OP)
male guy is a kike with shitskin gf and she takes center stage and the game is nothing but niggers
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:47:15 AM No.22830418
>>22830417
Not buying
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:48:16 AM No.22830419
>>22830404
What if the story is not only terrible but like a 10 hour long prologue for the online portion of the game? Gameplay will for sure be turned into a serious of unfun mini games for normies that might be better off playing mario party
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:51:14 AM No.22830420
>>22830419
Online isn't even day 1 just like last time kek
They are milking these browns bad.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:51:27 AM No.22830421
>>22830416
Was GTA online that bad? I played it a lot with friends but I really remember absolutely nothing of the "story"
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Anonymous Romania
6/16/2025, 12:52:42 AM No.22830422
>>22830389 (OP)
Screenshot this !
There is at least 1 Mission in which you have to team up with non-whites in order to take down some racist whites
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:54:07 AM No.22830423
>>22830421
Every single "heist" was an increasing level of "now you're working for the government, now the fbi, now the cia, now some random rich guy" etc It was basically a string of kikes having you do their bidding on behalf of people. Hell lester himself is a gigakike and he's the lowest tier kike in GTAO. You never did shit yourself, you always buy some building from some kike to make someone money, build it up with money (hopefully sharkcards so real kikes make real money!) only to do missions for someone else to make them money so you can get a piece. At one point you're stopping doomsday tier plots for the deep state kek
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:54:57 AM No.22830424
>>22830389 (OP)
I was never interested in this because I wanted it to take place during the 70's, but I've watched trailer breakdown videos on YouTube and I have to admit, the amount of detail is damn impressive. Still won't play though because ever since I was a kid, the rule of thumb is buy the old systems when they're cheaper. I probably won't even do that though because 90 percent of video games hold no interest with me.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:56:27 AM No.22830425
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>>22830415
>I dunno, I think AC Shadows eating shit really spooked them

That was such a big W for us, there should be celebratory threads
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:57:09 AM No.22830426
>>22830423
I remember them mentioning the deep state and thought it was pretty rare for anyone to even admit it was real at the time but I guess their goal was probably to make it seem outlandish and not real
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:04:27 AM No.22830427
>>22830389 (OP)
I'd really like to see their scripts side by side through the years but they're probably already down the memory hole.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:07:28 AM No.22830428
>>22830426
Everything in the game is "haha you're so stupid if you believe this shit aren't they stupid guys?" tier. GTA4 broke rockstar's brains and was the signifier of the end. They can't help themselves. The only creative jews they had are gone now and they are filling their roster with jeets coding GTAO slop. Its pretty dire.
Expect the main character to be called "woke" as an insult and him to "clap back" that "of course I am, asshole!" or something similar within the first 10 minutes of the game.
Anonymous Ireland
6/16/2025, 1:08:56 AM No.22830429
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>>22830419
>>22830423
as evident by the thousands of roleplay servers on the third party platforms, all people really wanted was a bix nood simulator where they could dress up “their guy” and their cars. the story made no sense like anon said. it was just a dumb semi coherent project they cobbled together at the ass end of GTA 4s development, hence it eventually consuming the planned singleplayer DLC once 5 Online was realised. i played since day 1 release when it came to PC and only in the last 2 years did they actually bother to put a real anti cheat in it. the online part of the game came out in 2015 for fucks sake. i had cheats. you had cheats. everyone’s geriatric fucking grand ma had a level 500 account, billions in hacked money, all the gear, and loved blowing everyone up in the lobby and making it crash. its economy was irreparably fucked. the balancing was all out of whack for both PvE and PvP. by the time they had added anti cheat to PC i had graduated college and been working a normie job for like 2 years already, and REALLY didn’t have the motivation to grind anymore. and trust me, even though now with a fresh account you can be a millionaire with a drug empire after just a weekend of a little grinding, but fuck that i have shit to do nowadays. i logged back in after i heard it has anti cheat and yeah, it’s very jarring. if you dont know all of the story and make an account just for GTAO (like i imagine a lot of normalfags do) it’s like who the fuck is that guy calling me? yesterday i was knocking over convenience stores now i’m not-a-depitized-secret-agent but also a nightclub front owning drug and weapons kingpin?
???
and dont get me started on the aged weapon inventory system. why the fuck is the weapon wheel so cluttered? why the fuck do you need to spend at least 400k per viable property for the privilege to filter your gun inventory? what??
Anonymous Finland
6/16/2025, 1:10:31 AM No.22830430
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>>22830391
not if you're woke paedophile
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:10:32 AM No.22830431
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Rockstar was done when Dan Houser left.
Anonymous Serbia
6/16/2025, 1:15:10 AM No.22830432
>>22830389 (OP)
I have a hunch this "lady" is going to be a Mexican troon.
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:17:24 AM No.22830433
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>>22830419
>Go to northern most portion of map to get mission from contact
>demands guy to be killed and package retrieved, obviously at the southernmost part of the map
>go to location, kill guy, pick up package
>wantedlevel.jpg
>outrun cops, go all the way back to northernmost part of the map to drop off package
>"Thanks kid, we'll stay in touch"
This is all the game is gonna be. More of the same shit. Even the carefully curated trailers show most of the cars are reused from GTA 5 kek. Although we'll probably get more moral grandstanding about how bad it is to be homophobic or racist, despite the game revolving around killing people for money
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:18:18 AM No.22830434
>>22830392
imagine if we die, we respawn in an online video game with all our memories, traits etc stored. immortal.
caveat: We get griefed by 12 year olds in tanks and hover bikes for eternity, feeling every bit of pain before we respawn to be griefed again. you make your way through the game world to find your family members, your crush, your cat; only for the snot nosed kid to stalk you in their helicopter and blow them up before you can hug them. and then they run you over in a pickup. kinda like that movie Gamer, but shittier
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:18:27 AM No.22830435
>>22830389 (OP)
May 2026
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:19:40 AM No.22830436
>>22830389 (OP)
Is that what's going on in your mind, OP. Very interesting. Feel free to tell us more.
Anonymous Unknown
6/16/2025, 1:20:09 AM No.22830437
>>22830413
>notice she’s gotten subtly more attractive and feminine in recent trailers
No. She's ugly
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:21:09 AM No.22830438
>>22830389 (OP)
Why has GTA, despite every entry of the series always being the nnumber 1 game in history, never had a white main character?
GTA V had Franklin as main and able to kill either of the white support characters
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:23:07 AM No.22830439
>>22830438
claude might have been white.
michael was white. so was trevor.
niko was white adjacent.
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Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:26:05 AM No.22830440
>>22830438
Main character of GTA V was Michael really. You spend most of the time with Michael and he had the most character growth out of all of them. Also the "good ending" was you save Michael, Trevor and Franklin. If you make Franklin kill either of them, he comes across like a traitor rat.

Main character of GTA IV was white Nico Bellic.

Main charatcer of GTA games older than San Andreas were white, too. But only nerd virgins and boomers from the stone age play those.
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:26:46 AM No.22830441
>>22830410
what gave you that impression?

Just played gta 4 for the first time in like 12 years. Gta 5 sucked ass in comparison and 6 doesn't have any of the original people.

GTA 6 is by the people who took out all the funny jokes from the first games when they did the remakes recently. It's going to be generic slop but zoomers will play the online for 10 more years or until ww3
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:27:04 AM No.22830442
Games not the same game when they got rid of dan houser and lazlow
Game is dead
They left with their dignity and when it comes out they can tell us how much they tried to save the game.
To me gta is houser lazlow
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:28:23 AM No.22830443
>>22830391
GTA always sucked, it’s driving isn’t good like actual racing games, it’s combat is terrible shit you can either cheeze or just leeroy Jenkins and win, it’s story is the only redeeming quality, but most of them have been shit, gta V is the only good story they’ve had, lowkey the psp games mog the actual console games, the only good part was going on a rampage for 20 minutes and then dropping it for a better game.

When GTA 6 releases it will probably make crime spike also, low IQ zoomers will for certain drive around shooting things because “they saw it on the videogame and our reality is just a simulation”. That’s why they call the gangsta life “the game”, because it’s a videogame. That’s why they don’t want you thinking about “the game” (you just lost the game) because they don’t want you to know that our reality is actually GTA 7 and season 7 of [————] and that’s why all that weird stuff happens.
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:28:56 AM No.22830444
>>22830438
True
>Claude was dating a Colombian chick, therefore he's not white
>Tommy is Italian, not white
>CJ is a nig
>Tony is Italian
>Vic is a nig
>Niko is eastern Euro, not white
>Johnny is a jew
>Luis is a spigger
>Huang Lee is a chink
>Michael brings Franklin under his wing, therefore he's a nigger collaborator and not white
>Trevor has tattoos, therefore not white
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:29:06 AM No.22830445
>>22830442
>To me gta is houser lazlow
that is exactly how i know this is going to be shit.
these guys are not there.
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Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:29:45 AM No.22830446
>>22830439
Claude was italianoid
>>22830440
Slavs aren't white and no, actually you spend most time, most missions, most side missions with Frank-a-lin. Mike certainly was the central character of the story, but Franklin was "us", who is pulled into it, but also has their own side gigs
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:30:01 AM No.22830447
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>>22830395
To please the LGFAGGOT crowd and the anti-woke crowd, just bring back the badass Asuka Kasen as Lucia's arch-nemesis to try to seduce Lucia. We know she died in GTA 3 but the writers can make some shit up and say Asuka didn't die and was smarter than we thought. Problem fucking solved
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:30:42 AM No.22830448
>>22830446
>Claude was italianoid
maybe. probably.
we'd have to know his surname to find out.
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Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:31:06 AM No.22830449
>>22830445
well the other main man from rockstar who got kicked out for some shady shit went on to make a viddo gamea fo a tha chinese and it sucks in every category
Anonymous Netherlands
6/16/2025, 1:32:05 AM No.22830450
>>22830443
Playing as CJ was fun shooting niggers n sheeiit
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:32:34 AM No.22830451
>>22830448
>we'd have to know his surname to find out.
Speed. (yes)
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:34:46 AM No.22830452
>>22830390
the NPCs will largely be real people from Indian call centers. They walk around, react, talk
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:35:43 AM No.22830453
>>22830451
lore would point in the direction of that being a nickname. he's not officially named "speed" in the gta III universe.
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 1:36:22 AM No.22830454
>>22830447
well, they absolutely will have strippers and prostitutes in the game, so depending on if you need them for 100%, they will either make Lucia able to interact with them as well, or give her male equivalents. And if she would be able to interact with both, so would Jason.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:37:03 AM No.22830455
>>22830389 (OP)
if there's a latrinx woman who respawns after being killed then it's unironically over
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:39:08 AM No.22830456
Can't wait for the mission where you have to go kill a racist online troll lol you just know
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:51:51 AM No.22830457
>>22830395
>>22830396
It would be really odd if they didn’t let you choose like in 5, im sure it’s fixing woke shit but I doubt it’s a endgame killing of one of them, unless they give you the option, like maybe you get the choice to kill either of them or keep them both alive.
It’d be nice if we could choose her look/race same with the guy, keep the voices the same for voice acting obvious reasons, I don’t care if she’s a white girl that talks Latina, but it’d be nice to have a white/ black/ Hispanic/ Asian selector for our waifu/ MC.
Also they need a 3rd PC who’s like Trevor or literally bring him back, since he’s so loved.

The main guy being a younger white guy will be perfect for self insertion for wigger wannabes so they can get self MKultra’d into becoming criminal niggers or fuckups.

How is it gonna work when the 2 MC’s are dating but going on separate missions? Wouldn’t they do everything together? That’s what junkie and criminal couples usually do, drive around smoking and shooting dope and spreading corruption. IMO the couple should have been “one character” and then had a black friend and a Trevor friend or Gay Tony in Miami. That’d be a good game, white dude and his gf have black friend from highschool, they hit him up for a connect to make money, get some shit done, help black guy take over the ghetto, white dude runs the suburbs, then white dudes like “my uncle Gay Tony in Miami has some money, he could invest” and then you make the epic first drive to the city and Gay Tony is in deep shit so you bail him out and then real shit starts.

I swear if this chick talks about “imma make it out the hood cuz I didn’t have it so good and I need to make money even if you’re a pussy” she will be instantly unlikable, she def needs to have an actual story that makes her make sense. Also I’m tired of Latinas man I fucked so many, they get so wet around me and their daddys knows it.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:58:48 AM No.22830458
>>22830443
This zoom nigger really just implied 5 had a better story than IV, holy shit your generation is retarded.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:00:03 AM No.22830459
>>22830446
>>22830448
Luigi literally says that he's not Italian but can still get things done.
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Anonymous Unknown
6/16/2025, 2:01:39 AM No.22830460
>>22830391
I give GTA IV a lot of shit but i do miss the edge. The V fatigue is real.
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 2:02:20 AM No.22830461
>>22830389 (OP)
like i said before, they are dewokeing it, otherwise it will not sell. so they are making sure that in the end, the whole anti-white game, become in sort of pledging for white male to die in the war, or die for the promises of having pussy.
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 2:02:33 AM No.22830462
>>22830459
french then. claude isn't an american name. name one famous american named claude
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:06:47 AM No.22830468
>>>/pol/507527429
This, the online needs to be a metaverse and actually work from the get go, GTA 5 deleted my shit 100 times. No cheats because that ruins it for everyone. There was a rumored cyberpunk multiplayer that might have been this. The world is waiting for the first real good metaverse game. Fortnight is like a shitty half version of this, and I actually give it mad props for being what it is, but it’s gay and lame and for kids so it’s not gonna be “it”. GTA could, but they’d have to do it now, with this game, because otherwise it’s not gonna happen for them.

>>>/pol/507528229
I’m wondering how many story “choices” we’ll have throughout the game. GTAV only had the ending choice which pretty much everyone played out and then went back and did it the way they could keep all 3 characters alive. They def need to have player choices during the story that affect the game, it’s absurd how linear gtav is.
Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:10:10 AM No.22830472
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>>22830458
Not a zoomer, please check and read ID post history before replying to a thread in the future, if you did, you’d see me criticizing the despisable zoomer here:
>>22830443
Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:19:05 AM No.22830487
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>>22830458
GTA 4
>eastern demihuman euroid solider that is not relatable comes to US and does crime in a bad accent
Vs
GTA 5
>rich white guy who’s son is literally (You) has to do crime so he doesn’t have sex with his hot daughter in his free time
>black young nigga who is a broke ass just like (You) has to overcome his scientist neighbors because he was born with a frontal lobe
>Ascended amphetamancer Trevor who is literally me rebels against the demiurge and fulfills the prophecy

Idk man, 5 rips

Is bant dead tho?
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Anonymous ID: eno0XFqHUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:20:46 AM No.22830488
>>22830487
>Is bant dead tho?
not quite
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:23:29 AM No.22830493
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>>22830488
They’ll never take it all away. Not with a true anon such as yourself keeping watch. Thank you for your service.
Anonymous ID: eFOlAYRUUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:24:08 AM No.22830496
>>22830400
what the fuck is kamalatale
Anonymous ID: eno0XFqHUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:25:03 AM No.22830499
>>22830487
interesting image
i played 4 but i was too young to care about the story, i just played the sandbox mode online and offline
i agree with you 5 was great
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Anonymous ID: EBddKrVLUnited States
6/16/2025, 2:47:28 AM No.22830543
>>22830462
Americans don't give a shit about the origin of a name. Fact is, he was white with a big booty latina girlfriend. He was that type of American mystery meat of white where he could be ethnically Irish, British, whatever. It is obviously an intentional choice to make Claude an outsider, regardless of who he works for. But if you weren't a retarded scat loving German you'd be able to understand that.
Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 3:33:49 AM No.22830631
>>22830499
>interesting image
Yeah man, the decline of society and media is wild when you research it. Look at the 100 top box office movies from 2008-2017 and from 2008-2012 you be like “fuck yeah” for like 80% of the movies, then 2013-2017 you’ll notice how the movies take a major dive and most of it is shitty slop, but there’s a few holdovers, then after 2017 it just stagnates at the “shitty awful” level it’s been at and keeps going. Videogames have a similar trend, but we can see the precursor slop and shit that came out in 2010-2013 that paved the way for the current shitshow. Splinter Cell Conviction comes to mind, it was unplayable out of the box due to bugs or glitches and needed a day one patch. I still remeber the guy at the store asking me and my mom if my xbox360 had online because I needed to update the game to play it.

Isn’t it crazy, the xbox360 didn’t have built in Wi-Fi on release, it needed a separate piece of hardware, now everything’s online.

https://youtu.be/cbkOm5GGzGQ

Maybe we’re just sleepwalking.
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Anonymous ID: fr9hFbX9Canada
6/16/2025, 3:54:56 AM No.22830675
>>22830389 (OP)
>woke dei shit dies
>oh shit delay we need to uh finish/rework the storie hahahaha nothing to see here!
lmao good on them for at least trying to fix the fuck up.
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Anonymous ID: eno0XFqHUnited States
6/16/2025, 3:59:39 AM No.22830686
Dominus_Empyreus
Dominus_Empyreus
md5: 337c16fe9b78499df8cb6cee1cb4ffcf🔍
>>22830675
i just noticed the acronym DEI is also the latin word "dei" which means god iirc
that's funny as hell
>>22830631
yeah
i think the PS3 was the first online console i used
before that it was just dreamcast
i had played splitscreen games with my cousins, so it wasn't too mind-blowing, but at the same time it was..
so much we take for granted
>Maybe we’re just sleepwalking.
probably...
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:12:29 AM No.22830705
>>22830686
NintendoDSchads will rule this plane. Way ahead of its time, built in wifi a year before the 360, pictochat deep lore, Mario kart ds online was epic.
We strung our 360s together with Ethernet cables for online, created local LAN games of light bike the tron game where you left a wall of light behind you as you drove kinda like snake but multiplayer. Custom games light bike was an entire unknown universe of lore that practically nobody knows about.
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:15:08 AM No.22830709
>>22830705
https://youtu.be/zyvg82ZFOso

Nobody even knows.
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Anonymous ID: eno0XFqHUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:16:31 AM No.22830713
ValleySky
ValleySky
md5: d9e1c273bdbe6294809892cb2834efba🔍
>>22830705
oh shit
>We strung our 360s together with Ethernet cables for online, created local LAN games of light bike the tron game where you left a wall of light behind you as you drove kinda like snake but multiplayer. Custom games light bike was an entire unknown universe of lore that practically nobody knows about.
custom games light bike?
>pictochat deep lore
i recall pictochat but i didn't use it much
what was that like?
>NintendoDSchads will rule this plane. Way ahead of its time, built in wifi a year before the 360
i had no idea honestly
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:40:56 AM No.22830850
>>22830713
>custom games light bike?
It was like:
>>22830709
This video, but we’d have a top down view(could set camera angle), set the game speed to be 2x, 3x, 4x, 8x etc, set wall length to what we wanted, could make walls slowly or quickly disappear, we set up a network that worked on our schools system even after it turned off for the night (11pm internet curfew), one guy who was older than me set up an actual internet connection to it and knew some other guys who would connect to play with us. There were custom game leaderboards and if you made a custom game that people liked you’d be a mini legend. My game was “ninja mode”, with a standard sized arena, but I set the line behind your bike to 15-25 units, and put the bike speed at something like 4x-8x so you had to ninja cut off other bikes to eliminate them. It made it so you and another player would have to drive neck and neck and calculate your lead and turn time and was fun af but I only made it to be unique and get clout, I much more enjoyed big maps with unlimited walls where you’d box out parts of the map or make traps and swirls to eat up time and then turn around and follow them out. There was a boost and you’d get a boost for grinding a wall, a lot of tactics, speed, and shit talking. It’s wild to see how such a simple game could have such a robust and dedicated player base with a microculture, and games these days are barren after a week.

>pictochat
You could do local pictochat with no WiFi and sometimes find random people, only if you were in a crowded place, but internet let you connect with friends, it was like AIM (if you remeber that) for DS and you could send doodles or text, me and my sister wud also talk on it. Not a ton of other kids we knew had DS’s but for those who did it was like we were all in a secret society together.
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:45:26 AM No.22830863
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>>22830713
>>22830850
>i had no idea honestly
Me neither until I just thought about it and looked it up. I remeber me and my friend spent 2 whole days switching off playing Mario kart DS online to climb the leaderboards because we read some article in game informer and found a forum that was very competitive. You could customize your player icon in game with a 32x32 pixel image (that’s what AI said, I thought it was like 12x12 but idk), my friend spent over an hour going pixel by pixel to copy a Kirby emblem from a magazine into my game as our emblem.

Old forums were nuts, dark souls was the best tho, there is a huge difference between playing a game, even if it’s online, and then playing a game and going online to a forum and reading and replying to people about the game, the community really makes it. That’s why they took voice chat out of battlefield games, cuz they wanted to kill the community, you can guess why.
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Anonymous ID: zC7GyBWQUnited States
6/16/2025, 4:56:10 AM No.22830887
>>22830863
Oh yeah, we made the top 10 leaderboard or whatever and when we did we stopped and celebrated for 20 mins and finally ate food and capri subs and shit, and then when we came back we were already behind and we gave up. I also remeber that I was the 250 cc mirror rainbow road champion for a good while like 2 weeks to a month or more in 1-5th place, but this was later.