What is she thinking?

>>22831522 (OP)
>this thread again

>>22831522 (OP)
Funniest thing is that even that monster gets a waifu, while you sit at home and play with your smelly spaghetti

>women
>thinking

>>22831524

Nah she married him when he was a chad, he got obviously severely burned in Iraq irrc and she divorced him shortly thereafter.

>>22831525
yes they think chud bro. they just wired differently

>>22831522 (OP)
>NEET bucks for the rest of our lives. Nice

>>22831524
But she divorced him shortly after though.

>>22831522 (OP)
They divorced a year after the wedding and he later OD'd on heroin and booze.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel

>>22831524
She married him due to social pressure and divorced shortly after.
What you don't to look like a good person.
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>>22831530
>heroin

Morphine, rather

>>22831530
>their marriage day was declared a holiday in Illinois
>A year after the wedding, Ziegel and Kline divorced.
YIKES

>>22831522 (OP)
The "if only you knew how bad things really are" face

>>22831522 (OP)
the likeness to Toxic Avenger and his blind girlfriend is uncanny...

He went to war and got mained fighting people who would have made it illegal for her to divorce him.

>>22831522 (OP)
Only suckers enlist

>>22831535
I can't even blame her. Imagine being engaged to a normal looking person and they come back looking like that

>>22831522 (OP)
this is the future for all amerimutts willing to die for israel, minus the girl of course.

She wishes he did die for Israel so she did not have to marry that ghoul

>>22831530
> born in Peoria, Illinois
I'll never shed a tear for the zogbots that travel halfway around the world to go to someone else's house and shit on their plate. Worse than the niggers that come here on the boats

>>22831532
The body metabolizes heroin into morphine
Technically, you are right either way

>>22831522 (OP)
My man served Israel good. What an alpha!

>>22831532
Man I wish they would let us have opiates again. 2000s were so comfy.

Military fucking sucks, you will come back with PSTD, a cripple or people online will laugh at your funny looking corpse.

Was this moved to bant because it is 100 times more effective at discouraging people from joining the army than all the propaganda that encourages people to join?

>>22831522 (OP)
Captain’s Log, Stardate 6873.4

The ceremony has concluded.

Onboard Starbase 17, I bore witness to a moment of profound inter-stellar relations. Gunnery Sergeant Arlen, decorated Lieutenant of the xenthari homeworld, stood with his bride.

Her eyes carried no diffidence. Only the weight of solemn commitment. She did not falter beside the xentharian to her side. In silence, the two formed a bond forged not in fetish, but in fortitude.

There are battles we fight in open space, against hostile forces, failing systems, impossible odds. And then there are the private wars: of healing, of acceptance, of choosing love in the shadow of irreversible change.

End log.

>>22831620
Say, that’s pretty good
Retort: picrel

BBC, ofc

>>22831522 (OP)

>>22831522 (OP)
that's Darth Vader mate