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Anonymous Italy No.22831522 >>22831523 >>22831524 >>22831528 >>22831530 >>22831534 >>22831535 >>22831537 >>22831539 >>22831543 >>22831620 >>22835038 >>22836653
What is she thinking?
Anonymous United States No.22831523
>>22831522 (OP)
>this thread again
Anonymous Unknown No.22831524 >>22831526 >>22831529 >>22831531
>>22831522 (OP)
Funniest thing is that even that monster gets a waifu, while you sit at home and play with your smelly spaghetti
Anonymous France No.22831525 >>22831527
>women
>thinking
huite kneegar United States No.22831526
>>22831524

Nah she married him when he was a chad, he got obviously severely burned in Iraq irrc and she divorced him shortly thereafter.
Anonymous Italy No.22831527
>>22831525
yes they think chud bro. they just wired differently
Anonymous Poland No.22831528
>>22831522 (OP)
>NEET bucks for the rest of our lives. Nice
Anonymous Australia No.22831529
>>22831524
But she divorced him shortly after though.
Anonymous Macedonia No.22831530 >>22831532 >>22831533 >>22831541
>>22831522 (OP)
They divorced a year after the wedding and he later OD'd on heroin and booze.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel
Anonymous Italy No.22831531
>>22831524
She married him due to social pressure and divorced shortly after.
What you don't to look like a good person.
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Anonymous Macedonia No.22831532 >>22831542 >>22831544
>>22831530
>heroin

Morphine, rather
Anonymous New Zealand No.22831533
>>22831530
>their marriage day was declared a holiday in Illinois
>A year after the wedding, Ziegel and Kline divorced.
YIKES
Anonymous United States No.22831534
>>22831522 (OP)
The "if only you knew how bad things really are" face
Anonymous New Zealand No.22831535 >>22831538
>>22831522 (OP)
the likeness to Toxic Avenger and his blind girlfriend is uncanny...
Anonymous United States No.22831536
He went to war and got mained fighting people who would have made it illegal for her to divorce him.
Anonymous United States No.22831537
>>22831522 (OP)
Only suckers enlist
Anonymous United States No.22831538
>>22831535
I can't even blame her. Imagine being engaged to a normal looking person and they come back looking like that
Anonymous Chile No.22831539
>>22831522 (OP)
this is the future for all amerimutts willing to die for israel, minus the girl of course.
Anonymous United States No.22831540
She wishes he did die for Israel so she did not have to marry that ghoul
Anonymous Italy No.22831541
>>22831530
> born in Peoria, Illinois
I'll never shed a tear for the zogbots that travel halfway around the world to go to someone else's house and shit on their plate. Worse than the niggers that come here on the boats
Anonymous United States No.22831542
>>22831532
The body metabolizes heroin into morphine
Technically, you are right either way
Anonymous Hungary No.22831543
>>22831522 (OP)
My man served Israel good. What an alpha!
Anonymous United States No.22831544
>>22831532
Man I wish they would let us have opiates again. 2000s were so comfy.
Anonymous Poland No.22831545
Military fucking sucks, you will come back with PSTD, a cripple or people online will laugh at your funny looking corpse.
Anonymous (ID: 65OoSrXc) Poland No.22831572
Was this moved to bant because it is 100 times more effective at discouraging people from joining the army than all the propaganda that encourages people to join?
Anonymous (ID: +kyI09cc) United Kingdom No.22831620 >>22831753
>>22831522 (OP)
Captain’s Log, Stardate 6873.4

The ceremony has concluded.

Onboard Starbase 17, I bore witness to a moment of profound inter-stellar relations. Gunnery Sergeant Arlen, decorated Lieutenant of the xenthari homeworld, stood with his bride.

Her eyes carried no diffidence. Only the weight of solemn commitment. She did not falter beside the xentharian to her side. In silence, the two formed a bond forged not in fetish, but in fortitude.

There are battles we fight in open space, against hostile forces, failing systems, impossible odds. And then there are the private wars: of healing, of acceptance, of choosing love in the shadow of irreversible change.

End log.
Anonymous (ID: oDmN10wG) United States No.22831753
>>22831620
Say, that’s pretty good
Retort: picrel
Anonymous (ID: AKkLu89Q) United States No.22834567
BBC, ofc
Anonymous (ID: T41bobUq) United States No.22835038
>>22831522 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Dm3a9Jzq) Australia No.22836653
>>22831522 (OP)
that's Darth Vader mate