Thread 22833592

Market don't care edition

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Previous:
>>22828326

good time to pray for peace.

have sex

>Trump bombs Iran because he only cares about kikes
>Iran retaliates against US bases
>US retaliates with a ground invasion
>Iraq and Pakistan also declare war
>all middle east oil fields go up in smoke
>China uses the chaos as a cover to invade Taiwan
>WW3
Don't @ me nothing ever happens fags.

N

>>22833615
othing ever happens

>>22833602
Praying doesn't work. The only way we will get peace is if we strike Iran again and again until they beg for mercy, and then we hit them even more for good measure. Then we round up all the Persians and put them into the ground once and for all so the world will never have to deal with their menace ever again.

>>22833615
We could easily sustain a war in Iran and a war in China at the same time.

>>22833615
Nothing will come of it. go outside and make a crepe.

>>22833624
ofc it works godless jew

>>22833604
no

>>22833627
but what about a war at home

>>22833636
so long as the damage is restricted to the urban hellscapes i'd say its bullish long term

>>22833636
What war at home? The commies? Just draft them like lmao.

The US has entered the frey.
>The US has entered the frey.
The US has entered the frey.
>The US has entered the frey.
The US has entered the frey.

We're doing it! We are bombing the fuck out of Iran! I have waited so long for this. Thank you President Trump! McCain is smiling on you today.

>>22833681
>Trump's 'evacuate Tehran' tweet is all about getting Iran to negotiate says White House

>>22833687
Trump is full of shit. He hosted peace negotiations while actively planning to bomb Iran. Everything he says is just an attempt to catch them off guard.

>>22833687
I'm gonna go to bed, hopefully DC and New York are a smoking crater when I wake up.
>>22833690
China won't even talk to him and the russians have given up on it.

>"IRAN CAN'T HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!"
ahem
>"Why?"

>>22833690
I don't think he was planning on bombing Iran, but he mistook the bomb Iran button for the diet coke button. They really should have put a casing around it so you have to lift the glass to bomb Iran, but oh well.

>>22833681
Glenn Frey is dead you asshole

>>22833698
They've said they would use it on Israel and USA.

SITUATION ROOM

WE GOT A SITUATION

>>22833770
Gar keine Pepps mehr?

>>22833767
Iran doesn't even have a way to deliver a nuclear weapon outside of the middle east. In fact, they intentionally limit the range of all their ballistic missiles so that they don't cause a panic in Europe. They only care about deterring the Israelis so they don't get Iraq'ed/Afghanistan'ed/Libya'ed/Syria'ed.

>>22833772
They're about to get Iran'ed.

>>22833771
HAWT WOULD WOULD WOULD SEXOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA WOODBERRY

>>22833790
yeah but you can't hehehe

what do i even do if i became a dashcam millionaire

i still cant retire

>>22833793
use it to fund your mixtape

Trump is going full retard. Here's your black swan, I guess.

I have a situation
in my pants

UH OH SPAGHETTIO

>>22833798
Remember TACO? He's going to cuck out like he always does. He was afraid of facing real leaders at the g7 so he cucked out, and now he's going to cuck out again. #NotHappening

>>22833592 (OP)
The entire world is literally paying me to say "nothing ever happens."

>U.S. official says no intention of initiating offensive operations against Iran
oh nononon TACO

>>22833847
why do you want us to bomb Iran so bad?
how about you bomb Iran?

>>22833855
I don't want you to, but I'm also not acting like I would, could or dood.

>>22833847
Maybe he's going to TACO on not attacking and then end up attacking. This way eitherway we can declare TACO.

>>22833847
>oh nononon TACO
TACO would be him doing it. Iran isn't our problem and his mandate from the electorate is to *prevent* the rest of the state from starting a war.

Why are people buying treasury swaps? What's the point? If there's a default won't the dollars be worthless?

Or is it a eurodollar thing?

>>22833881
lol
imagine evacuating a major city in a foreign country with a tweet
that has to be some kind of war crime honestly

>>22833888
Based.

>>22833888
>some of you are alright, don't go to Tehran tomorrow
kek, not something you post with your face attached

>>22833794
not music but i want to draw/write a comic (like with a plot) but need an actual story to hook people besides smg stock shenanigans that take months to unfold
whos gonna read about some asshole who was holding nothing but ai dashcams for several years

i can use gme for the 1st arc at least, i got a decent framework for tragedy there already thanks to tinny

So, I just remembered they're starting a new stock exchange in Texas.

>>22833931
>i heard he gets his stock in New York City!

>>22833949
How old are you?

>>22833624
does too.
>>22833698
iran supplies china with 2/3 of it's oil. if there were to be a conflict with china, the west would immediately try to shut down iranian exports. iran having a nuclear weapon complicates that immensely, raises the cost to catastrophic levels.
>>22833772
but china does. and long range missiles are much easier to procure than enriched uranium.
>>22833793
money is just a tool to get other people to do what you want. you don't have to retire, but once you have enough money you get to choose what you want to do with your time for real. when i first "retired," i went on a learning spree, philosophy and music mostly, was doing really good for a while. sounds like you want to create things. it seems like a simple matter but it's not, once you have all the time in the world "what do you want," becomes a rather difficult question, when we're short of money we don't even consider it, it's about what we "need," which is often very different. i can't give you your answer, just pointing you to your important question now.
for me, i realized that what i wanted was a family of my own, want to teach my own children and love a good wife.

>>22833956
How old are YOU?

>>22833966
Touche.

Even if they dont nuke the pressure is real.
Imagine being a country and an orange faggot half a world away starts a stampede in your most important city (everyone stops working) just because you arent doing what he wants you to do.

These faggots are manipulating countries in the same way they are manipulating the stock markets

Everything is fake and gay

>>22833949
can't trust those city slicker stocks

hope you're doing ok love. found this song today, thought you might like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf02V8AtMag

Equities, metals, commodities, and crypto all flat on the eve of a potential war. What gives? Is this a nothing berg?

I watched the Final Destination movie. Kinda dumb, I'll forget about it tomorrow

>>22834027
china and russia both seem to be doing nothing while israel is backed by the usa, so it seems like major escalation is very unlikely. that said it doesn't really make sense to me that iran would let all this happen, why they haven't made a deal, so there are some things i don't understand.

>>22834027
>Equities, equities, stocks, and equities all flat on the eve of a potential war. What gives? Is this a nothing berg?
stocks aren't moving so it's not important

>>22833604
hello swiftie, good to see you

>>22834027
>eve
>potential
That was Thursday night. We've had all weekend to see what Iran could do, and it wasn't much. Trump made it clear he wants a deal, not another ground occupation like Iraq and Afghanistan. Russia and China haven't done much. As long as Iran's Supreme Faggot stays in power, it's unlikely anything bad enough to panic the market will happen. If he's overthrown internally as a consequence of his questionable decisions, it'll probably result in China and Russia installing a puppet while the market proceeds to not care. So unless Israel goes against US policy, it's probably not the market's problem.

>>22834027
>Equities, metals, commodities, and crypto all flat on the eve of a potential war. What gives? Is this a nothing berg?
so far, iran has just been getting booty blasted, so yes, it's a nothing burger like the last time israel and iran started "world war 3 for sure this time gaiz"
maybe iran has some ace up their sleeve and will actually use it, but seems unlikely at this point

Nothing is currently happening

did some cleaning. played some magic. gonna make a beyond burger, bynd was the top performer in my portfolio today. still stuck in a bad trade, down a few hundred, think i'll get out eventually but until i do i'm not doing any more trading, and i hope to have more important stuff to do soon. still struggling with sleep, 3 sleeps a day, 2 of them during daylight hours, but i am improving slowly. need to fix my rhythm if i'm going to travel.

just some more tips for dashcam anon, or anyone else making it. your health is the most important and valuable thing, don't neglect it, and if you don't have a job there's really no excuse not to hit the gym every day. it's also easy to get discouraged if you get frustrated in your new goals, start leaning on vice to get through the day. you can look at me as an example of what that does to you, it puts you into a wall-less prison, and if you have been following my story you can see it's kind of difficult to get out. it is possible though, mind your health, physical and mental, they can slip away quickly without a routine to keep you grounded. better to never let it happen, stay healthy and spend the daylight hours going after what you want.

thinking about penelope, really mad at myself for hurting you, losing patience. want forgiveness, want us closer. wish you could understand my heart better and how hard this is for me, wanting you like this. like trying to grasp a shadow in my hands. think better days are coming for us and i won't stop working towards them. trying to make you an irresistible offer, know there's more work to be done. anyhow this post was for you, let you know i'm trying. kind of embarrassed about the state i'm in but i want better so badly, and i am working hard, trust that.

Rolling for US and China to join the cobflict.

>>22834198
rolling doesn't work.

Why does all of the good shit have to happen when markets are closed, fuck

>>22834206
Nigger

Lets get some bombs dropped tonight
Roooling

>>22834238
We know where this is going.
Netanyahu already implied Israel is going to false flag attack us and blame it on iran

We should false flag Israel attacking Turkey to really stir things up a bit.

>>22834333
trips of chaos maxin

>>22834329
if you think war is coming why are you posting on 4chan and not taking action? last may when i thought was was coming i went to the most remote place i could and stayed for 3 days. basically i'm saying i doubt your sincerity.

>>22834344
I was referring to this btw
https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/1934660710753071404?s=19

What action would you have me take? Uproot my life? Why? I live in a rural area not a blast zone. I don't care about the war, im simply not going to kill or die for jews. I might kill jews if they send me across the ocean though.

>>22834333
>We should false flag Israel attacking Turkey to really stir things up a bit.
lmao

>>22834346
think what you want. looks like political bluster to me. prominent leaders don't usually telegraph covert actions in public statements.

Jewish niggas be like “but the Holocaust” and then start world war 3

Jewish niggers be like “but muh Holocaust” and then start world war 3

Freezing jewish parents with liquid nitrogen then shattering them with sledgehammers in front of their little jew offspring.

>>22834439
>Freezing jewish parents with liquid nitrogen
An anti holocaust, but no less deadly
Ironic

>>22834436
>Jewish niggers be like “but muh Holocaust” and then start world war 3
kike niggas do be like dat, don't dey?

NHH

get a grip and get a life all of you. spending hours each day here trolling me is pathetic.

>>22834452
Yes

>>22834458
>trolling me
who the hell are you? I'm just trading holocaust jokes with my homies on 4chan. Where's my beer?
*spits* Your kind ain't welcome here

>>22834463
denying the holocaust?
yes it's a waste of time
we should make the holocaust happen for real. much better way to spend time

>>22834470
you are a worm.

>>22834470
It didnt happen
They deserved it
Both true statements

>>22834471
Yes kike we know thats how you see us always have get some new material we're going to kill you someday

>>22834475
kill yourself. you aren't worthy of love. you aren't worthy of life.

First day back in the gym in years, and my whole boomer body hurts, but it's good to be doing something.

>>22834472
>It didnt happen
>They deserved it
>Both true statements
It's actually 3. Get on my level:
1: It didn't happen
2: But they deserved the limited die off that happened
3: and it should happen again, even though it never happened in the first place

please someone catfish the creepy schiz jew and kill him

>>22834477
nice bro
got any trades coming up you're excited about?

>>22834479
>please someone catfish the creepy schiz jew and kill him
hey gaiz
Penelope here
I've had trouble connecting to the internet for a while, using my phone now
And I have to say, you mustn't bully my husbando. Schizo jew anon is a good man, and I love him
Where are you, da-aling? We must have 1.1 children (far below replacement rate) here in glorious nippon, to make sure both of our dying races continue to die out. Our kids will be jew-jap hybrids. The fabled chosen ones. Or as I say "Cho Sen"
What you do think about it, da-aling? Come fly over, meet me, let's get married already. Where are you? I'm waiting

Sincerely,
always yours,
penelope

PS: I have been saving myself for you da-aling. I have not had sex with any man since you started romantically stalking me. I am not cucking you. No, not at all. Don't worry about it!
PSS: I am cucking you
PSSS: Penelope is not real
PSSSS: You are a jew

>>22834484
>Our kids will be jew-jap hybrids. The fabled chosen ones. Or as I say "Cho Sen"
Our children will inherit their sacred duty and birth right, the yen carry trade. Combining the best of both our bloodlines, low interest rates of the japs, and a keen sense to make money while providing no tangible or physical value whatsoever like a jew.
Like a kekkai genkai from naruto.
They'll be able to leverage up 50x and make free money. No risk! The full faith and credit of the... well, you know the rest.

Please,
I'm waiting,
Sincerely,
Always yours,
Much love, XOXO
Penelope

PS: Where are you da-aling? We have traded so many messages over 4chan. Didn't you get my phone number and email yet? I suppose you must have lost it. So many lost opportunities. If only you were more diligent, and paid attention to all my posts trying to reach out to you!!!! >_< No matter. I can never stay mad at you. Please, fly to japan soon! Much love many kisses xoxo

>>22834476
Id be scared too if there were 1300 accounts of my people being expelled lmao
Don't blame you

>>22834477
Good to hear you're using your legs rocker. No point in stocks if your body is broken.

>>22834480
I have to do some more research. I don't have anything zero'd in yet
>>22834489
Well as a fellow jew. I need to train to help defend the great legitimate state of israel.

>>22834492
proud of you john. the good and wise improve themselves.

>>22834504
Thanks man. I worry about baggot though. He's taking the unjust assault on israel a lot harder than I am.

>>22834510
pretty sure my crush just said she was gonna kill me. pretty upset about that. but maybe a stint in federal prison will do her good.

>>22834518
Anyone here who gives you grief deserves a long prison sentence schizo anon

>>22834521
i'm really really sad. i wish she would apologize or the real one show up and ease my mind but right now i feel really shattered.

China is telling their people to evacuate from Israel NY land routes. Oddly specific.

>>22834535
*from Israel by land routes

Fuck phoneposting.

>>22834521
>Anyone here who gives you grief deserves a long prison sentence schizo anon
he's literally an unrepentant evil jew
What's your problem?

wait a sec, did you ironically not-not-admit to being a jew yourself? that would connect a lot of dots, not gonna lie, fr fr, no cap, famalampai

so if it wasn't you babe, i need your reassurance badly. if it was, stop being such a coward and let me know with certainty. i'm sorry to talk like this but look at what is happening to me. i love you desperately and these cowards are taking advantage of my feelings, torturing me. let me know i have you at least.

>>22834530
>i wish she would apologize or the real one show up and ease my mind but right now i feel really shattered.
Dude!
You didn't see her phone number? everyone was talking about it
I guess you must have missed it. shoulda been more diligent, then you wouldn't miss that opportunity. She's waiting for you. I feel like you don't even deserve penelope sometimes, not gunna lie, fr fr

>>22834543
>i need your reassurance badly
just call her, dip shit

i'm headed for the gym too john. and i think my love might just be in bed. or maybe she will finally feel contrition before morning. either way by tomorrow i'll have a new attitude and clearer direction.

Not a fan of fake titties

PRIME day is the 8th-11th

I went to harvest potatoes(one of them was super early) and there's a big ass fucking ants nest right next to it. Didn't even noticed until my whole arm was covered with ants in seconds of digging out potato tubes.

This is yet another ominous bearish signal, sell everything.

call me retarded, but with the iran thing
if we let our pitbull israel take out the current regime
and if iran is truly funding hamas and houthis and most the terrorist orgs in the middle east
then does that mean peace in the middle east would at least temporarily happen? and the gaza situation resolves itself overnight as hamas leaders run away
leaving both gaza and iran under its peoples control again?

wouldn't that give everyone a peaceful region, taking a lot of geopolitical stress off of our relationship with china and russia, as they would both be happy to make better deals for oil from the middle east?
and also the straits would be risk-free again, lowering shipping costs?

so I guess what I'm getting at, why is both the far left and far right against a regime change in iran? are they just contrarian retards?

and if iran became a democracy again, and gaza finally makes a deal with israel, would the far left/right shut the frik up for a while? I'm sure the trump bad protests would go on, but what will the lefties be without their free free palestine? i got mixed feelings, because they might go back to autistic screeching about racism, so maybe having them keep free free palestine would be the lesser of two evils.

but if ol' trumpster can pull this feat off, Imma load up on marine shipping tickers, or maybe something else I havent thought of yet because i'm still processing info thru my retard brain.

>>22834582
Israel is just baiting the goyim to do their dirty work for them. They would never risk the lives of the Chosen People™ to topple Iran: that's what they have their American golem for.

>>22834582
iran is not the source of hamas, that conflict goes back 100 years to british palestine, they may support and fund them today but that's because of dovetailing interests, and i don't see an easy or quick resolution to that especially now. there are very serious grievances and injustices that have not been settled, but it has little bearing on geopolitics or strategy, more like a gang turf war.

and china and russia very much would not want iran to have a leadership change, they are very happy with the status quo, and to upset that would be dangerous, it would put them on death's ground so to speak, unable to guarantee their security and doom them to relative power decline indefinitely.
why extremists on both sides are against regime change is because they are influenced by foreign governments. not trying to be alarmist here, everyone deserves a platform and it's legitimate democratic behavior, but not everyone is all-in for the atlantic empire. doesn't make them always wrong but if you're going to follow politics closely you should know that.

so basically no, the outcome you're suggesting wouldn't satisfy the loud critics, doesn't mean it would be a bad outcome though, i don't really know. personally i think we should keep the status quo with iran and israel definitely should make serious concessions and reparations to the palestinians. they owe iran nothing though.

the issue right now really is nuclear weapons, if you see my earlier post i explained it. china is america's top security concern, and iran is it's most important partner. it is no coincidence that this conflict started a day after the trade talks with china concluded, and i don't expect israel or the usa to do anything to iran that crosses red lines for china.

>>22833615
2 more weeks

I can’t breathe
Stocks for this feel?

>tfw no big tiddy Iranian baker gf
why live?

>>22834662
you might have gotten georgie floyded so FENT

going to bed soon. have mercy on my heart babe, need to see you in the thread tomorrow.

>>22834649
meh, israel needs our bunker busters only for now.

one thing I didn't know until today was there are competing factions within the iran regime, and all the leaders killed belong to one side, the revolutionary guard. seems like israel wants to stir up tensions within the regime, ease the upcoming talks a tad. or spark a civil war. damn those israelis are sly bastards, would not want to be on their enemy list.

wish I was on high alert ever since the ambassadors were told to leave. talk about ez money.
everyone and their dog gonna try to fade the end of this war tho, might find a good ticker to sell covered calls on a "nothing ever happens" thesis
but then again, my current portfolio is sitting on a "this gonna happen" thesis, but once that shows cracks, I'll set tight stops everywhere, sell some. But not now, ever since ukraine got invaded, we've seen escalation after escalation, like an escalator taking us to world war. this gonna happen, maybe not this year, but around or after 2027.

>>22834668
nigger

So the taco thing got old quick. I say we switch to “Tamales”. Trump always make angry libs eat shit.
>>22833793
> i still cant retire
What are you talking about? Is there some law in leaf land that doesn’t allow it?
>>22833824
What’s the deal with Ukraine and South Africa attending that meeting? Is it a sympathy thing? Maybe planning to make them cage fight for the next round of gibs.
>>22834344
Not taking action is still a choice and therefore an action has been taken.
>>22834477
Post some ironic gym selfies

I’m actually attending a TACO parade today
(Transitioning and Celebrating Others) and then a Fiesta (Female Identity Embracing Self Through Authenticity). Who wants to be my MATE (Mexican and Transgender Equality)?

i fired up my cheapies app and going to get some food.

>>22834471
Moron

>>22833592 (OP)
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Let's look at what Israel has been able to accomplish in 4 days.

>>22834862
Iran has no lights, no heating, no food, while Tel Aviv has been turned into Gaza. We must condemn the Iranian genocide of the Israeli people in the strongest terms and organize a floatilla of freedom from Texas to Israel.

>>22834722
:D sound like fun events!

>>22834787
i know. forgive me. thank you.

I hope I live long enough to see Israel get the Saddam treatment. Nothing would make me happier.

>>22834865
>flotilla of freedom from Texas to Israel.
I agree it's time we join the Persians in removing this blight on humanity once and for all

>>22834877
No not like that.

>>22834865
holy shit they are gonna freeze to death in peak june

>>22834884
It's cold in the mountains goat fucker.

>>22834885
1. *In the mountains, (comma)
2. *goatfucker (written together despite english/not german)

>>22834885
>>22834891

*3. Nigger (despite being a jew)

the narrative that china at this point even needs taiwan is pretty funny - even more if the sand monkeys would start another massive (holy:) Middle Eastern war
>build them tanks edition
+------------------+-------------+---------------+------------+
| Company | Market Cap | Work. Capital | ROIC |
+------------------+-------------+---------------+------------+
| Rio Tinto | $103B | $7.4B | 12.2% |
| Glencore | $51B | $9.8B | 11.8% |
| ArcelorMittal | $24B | $7.7B | 3.0% |
| Nucor | $28B | $7.7B | 6.6% |
| U.S. Steel | $12B | $1.5B | ~0.0% |
| Arconic | $2.7B | ~N/A | 2.0% |
+------------------+-------------+---------------+------------+

>>22834885

>The first comment from Jordan after stopping the pumping of gas to Israel

uhm, look who's going to freeze or has been freezing

>>22834665
I think this place has made me so antisemetic that I now think Iranian women are the hottest women on the planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w4Udbys4O4

much confusion and distress in our relationship could have been avoided if you'd emailed me. i love you, please consider it. i'm not holding up well without you.

Threadly reminder that you can always stop being a jew and renounce satan.
https://youtu.be/cF1Na4AIecM?si=ZFXCQWmOG81GtE4w

>>22834952
stop posting that uggo. I mean the one in the video

forgetting about your jewish heritage right now is all it's gonna take to be spared in the next holocaust in 7 years

>>22834957
halt dochma des maul jetz alda siehste net das ich wichtige dinge zu tun hab hier wallah

>>22834960
Ja, ok, aba haben wir noch Pepps?

>>22834964
Was geht mit was zu ballern machen wir noch was klar? ja nein doch? Ich weiss nicht ganz aber lass mir was machen dann gehen wir auf die party

>>22834965
Ja, ok, aba bin jetzt erstma staubsaugen. Bitte nicht stören. Ich frue mich so auf die PArty ballerrrnnnnn

>>22834971
So richtig geil peppen

>>22834960
>>22834964
>>22834965
What an ugly language I'd rather listen to the Cree Indians babble and that shit is like nails on a chalkboard te nay cuzzin

>>22834972
Aller, was wer des. Neuer Staubsauger. Schwächse Stufe. Saugt mir die Teppiche vom Fußboden. Was ist das. Das war gerade wie Kreuzheben. Ich konnte richtig hören, wie der 10 Jahre alte Krümmel ausm Teppich raussaugt. BRUTAL

Hahahahaha holy fucking SHIT I cannot fucking believe that solar stocks all jumped off a fucking cliff three days after I started a position. And of course it's because some politicians said they MIGHT end subsidies in TWO YEARS. HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.

>>22834988
So it's on news.

>>22834989
Tweets about the senate CONSIDERING that they MIGHT do something in TWO YEARS is about the dumbest fucking reason to sell or buy imaginable

>>22834055
>why they haven't made a deal

The greedy kikes changed their terms. They don't want a deal, they want Iran to give them the whole pie and end 100% of their civilian nuclear industry. Obama asked for more reasonable terms and he got a deal, even though his was still a bit greedy. Trump demanded impossible terms to give Israel an excuse to bomb.

i'm sorry for doubting you. my trust won't waver again. understand the stress i'm under though, look at the effort these cowards are going through to mess with me... it's like they've dedicated their lives to it, they did more work to troll me last night than i did to romance you, and i'm definitely obsessed.
anyways i hope you're doing well today, and i'm still working hard to be better, and it's still my greatest wish that we are together someday. i want to keep ascending the path to your heart but i am lost as to where my next step should be, and i'm waiting for you to take my hand and lead me to where i need to go.

>>22834976
it's not as horrible to hear as it is to read. but otherwise agree.

think today is an ideal day to slurp, don't think the conflict gets much worse from here, there is a fed meeting tomorrow, and if powell does the right thing it could be a very very big day in markets, and considering all the progress made on the diplomatic front, i think there's a good chance we get something, at least a quarter point.

>>22834988
never change :)

Why didn't you little niggers tell me to buy Circle at 100 dolla.

>>22834991
Forwardlooking? As if the market is not up here because it's trading 40 years in the future

>>22834993
We are intentionally speaking and writing like gangster immigrants

>>22834997
*and druggies

I’m going to COST soon. Does anyone need anything?

>>22835014
i'm good, but how much yogurt are you buying?

>>22835019
I get some $17 Chobani Yogurt. But I do have some Kirkland Greek yogurt as well.

>>22835026
chobani is pozzed as hell. Literally run by a muslim funding gender surgery for 5 year olds.

>>22835026
i'm gonna buy some full fat greek yogurt and some whipped cream today, need a treat. fage is my favorite brand, costco used to carry it, think they still might at some locations. very good yogurt.

Any LUNR holders left? Are they hiding in /biz/?
>>22835030
Cool story bro.

>>22835067
no, it's a large holding in the komp etf though, which i own, or at least it was. exciting company. would be cool if they started claiming land on the moon under the right of discovery too.

gonna go back to bed. don't forget about us babe, it's not all about me and getting what i want. there's a lot for you too. and believe me when i say i'll do my utmost for us. when i was your age, i didn't do enough for romance, brushed a lot of people off because i was focused on what seemed important at the time. not gonna say i regret it, because then there wouldn't be us now, but it did happen. want to give you more opportunities, want you free to do what you really want, and i want to be part of whatever that is.

Hi Ho

>>22835097
Was someone having a werewolf problem at one time?

Im tired

NO CRYING IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB CASINO

My port is up 1.5% today

i guess if i should at least trim the batches i bought around 35 cents if this hits ATH right, even if i expect at least 200 million market cap by 2027

>>22835485
good job fellow rich man
i'm up .13%

Yogurt is high in histamine so if you are wondering why you feel bad after eating it that might be it. Nothing to do with not tolerating lactose that is a separate issue. Some cheeses are very high in histamine as well.

I started eating Greek yogurt with blueberries and honey and I feel great afterwards.

tried to sleep but couldn't. overcome with emotion, but it's positive. feeling that we're going to be together someday and it is making me so happy, dunno where it's coming from though, missing you, wish i was with you right now. for the best though, maybe i can stay awake through the day, get to bed early, make some sleep progress. don't be so shy. i know we had a couple tough days, but a gesture of love would make me feel so good right now, think it might make you happy too, would be amusing to see how goofy i act afterwards too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsczuCzyUs4

>>22835501
i've been having my smoothie in the sun and i get absolutely exhausted afterwards, i wouldn't say i feel bad though, and it's my main source of protein and so delicious, i don't think i'll stop.
>>22835511
i do blueberry banana smoothies.

>>22835511
>I started getting fucked in the ass by BBC and feel great afterwards.
Ftfy

>>22835526
he said greek yogurt not turkish yogurt

baggot projecting again

30,000 lb bunker busters. Just keep dropping them until the crater is a mile deep.

Today its Tel Aviv, tomorrow its New York. Israel needs our help, and that help should come in the form of our finest niggers.

>>22835562
>>22835566
we already know you are a jew.
its OK

>>22835566
>Today its Tel Aviv, tomorrow its New York
god i hope so, california too

whoa... someone in my dream just told me a powerful story

One time Obama was on a boat, and his assistant asked him... Barak, do you know how old this boat is?
And Obama said: 50 great states in this country, 53 pages of paperwork this morning, and this boat is 56 years young.
And the assistant asked how he knew, but Obama didnt realize.. it was his own birthday that day

>>22835570
The deeper meaning of this dream is America must show Iran what nuclear weapons are capable of, and of course I am saying they must be shown first hand by using big planes with big nukes dropped on their mountain stonghold.

>>22835600
I sincerely hope that Israel AND Iran find a WAY OUT of this Crisis. DO NOT let it get Out of Hand. Everyone has a Responsibility to lower Tensions. It is in NO ONE's interest to prolong this Conflict any longer!

>>22835614
you taking the moral high road forever now or just when it runs counter to israel's interests? go drain another bottle you clown.

>>22835637
what are you talking about? i was just trying to imitate a trump tweet.

and on the topic, israel gets a taste of its own medicine right now. its really that simple. i dont hate jews but i recognize justice when i see it being served.

and a lot of people just don't want to see another war in the middle east.
no more refugees running around everywhere. no more crazy fundamentalists being bred.

people want none of that.

>>22835641
This is a regime that has been chanting death to America and death to Israel. You frogs can stay out of it, but we are going to put America's interests first, and it is in our best interests to take these fuckers out before they can use their weapons of mass destruction.

We have a duty to provide value as shareholders.

>>22835637
and everyone already knows that the war on Iran is an old plan by zog neocons. this is decades old shit.

first you had the british fucking around in the 50's and before with British Petroleum,
then in the 50's Mossadegh was killed during riots fermented by the west.
then the west instates the Shah in 1970s,
then they get rid of this guy.
they put forward a monarchy

at some point, it just gets childish and ridiculous to entertain any sort of idea that this current conflict is not just another variation of the preceding almost 100 years.

at some point, you leave that shit alone. at some point, people don't want to do the dirty work of some psychopaths.

its the same fucking british petroleum story in iteration number xx.
and i'm tired of all the propaganda.

no crying in geopolitics.

>>22835648
Forgot pic.

Fuck all Kikes
Fuck Israel

>>22835656
all i see in bant/smg is some jews crying for war since a week now.
its fucking annoying. go on /pol/ if you want to spread jewish propaganda.


i'm just a simple trader trying to make a buck.

>>22835669
I just want a world war because that would be badass

>>22835669
Is there one French or Euro pick you like or are you predominantly in American stocks?

>>22835671
i dont care.
number 1 goes up, i long, number 2 goes up a little less, i short.
direction brains have a hard time grasping this but its OK.

other than that, america has the best indices, the best stocks and the biggest market.
in europe you have some nice picks like TTEK (Tetra Pak) and ASML.
in holland and scandinavia you have good innovation.
in france its mostly luxury goods and (almost) state-owned companies.
then you have some nice cryptos world wide,
then you have long gold short palladium trade, thats a nice trade.
platinum vs palladium too.
i don't even trade by hand, its all automated.

>>22835637
huh, schizojew is also a zionist.

>>22835688
hardly. but as long as we have tools we should use them and care for them.

The market has been SUCH a fucking piece of shit for the last month. I can't stand it when it gets into this retarded mode where shit like pure speculation about geopolitics blows everything up over and over but really we just hypercrab

>>22835671
this is a massive trade which seems to hold up like it has done the last 20 years.
long jpm,gs short db,c.
massive leverage, massive liquidity.

deal or no deal?

because JPM and GS are simply the best and have more combined aum than DB and C aum being an ok indicator imo for ibs. the more aums, the better they can withstand drops me thinks.

>>22835714
because things are getting very serious

>>22835714
>>22835717

it has to at least come straight from trump to be considered.

This is when you buy you retards.

i am going back to bed now. and praying for peace and wise leadership. this is not fun for me.

>>22835566
You should let them get thier own. It’s not your fault they don’t embrace strength through diversity.

kek baggies, time to die for Israel

>>22835727
Sideways with an upward incline is not a true dip. Things need to pull back to at least the mid-May China deal once July 9 comes around.

>>22835666
based as fuck

You can't do covered calls in germany, KEK LMAO.
You can't offset losses from real stocks with derivatives.

>>22835762
you cant buy even many etfs in europe.
everything in this continent is about self-sabotage

>>22835769
Have not looked into much there, but there are quite some UCITS etf? I mean, what do you need besides some kind of SPY/SP500 and US-Tech? EU stuff there is.

I can do leverage shares (CFD) with options though, both derivatives despite different nature can be offset.

I actually fear EU markets gigapumping like the US with capitalmarket reform.

>>22835769
so what do you do if you want low risk investments? hedge fund stocks?

>>22833592 (OP)
Go back to the business board, please >>>/biz/

>>22835786
Go back to sucking dicks and take schizonigger with you >>>/lgbt/

>>22835788
YO, not to my board

>>22835762
what do you mean you CAN'T do that? Is it illegal? Do you just have a shitty broker? or you just mean it's taxed as capital gains or some shit?

>>22834994
>Why didn't you little niggers tell me to buy Circle at 100 dolla.
isn't it now at 1500 PE? It's sort of ridiculous I think

>>22835805
You can, but you can't offset losses from stocks with those from derivatives. So when you win 100 on the stock, lose 75 on the derivative as a hedge, you have to pay taxes on the 100 and not only 25.

>>22834711
>What are you talking about? Is there some law in leaf land that doesn’t allow it?
yes because a house here is $1 million so i will be back to being broke

i need more for freedom

>>22835822
at least 2M in a proper respectable area.

>>22835821
damn taht sucks , i have almost 300k CAD invested but i never have to worry about taxes yet since it's in a tfsa and im poor outside of it so i cant even max it out (still have 42k CAD contribution room on it lol)

i also did an FHSA which is a TFSA but specifically for housing with a time limit of 15 years (or it goes into tax advantaged retirement savings instead)

>>22835825
at that point im more inclined to just make enough money for enough passive income for rent money so at least im not stuck in canada when day of rake comes

DING DING NIGGERS
-1.3

>>22835783
you lower your risk by doing the most things possible simultaneously and each thing needs to make sense inside of a holistic system of systems.

>>22835821
What if you get assigned? then you have no losses

iran has already lost. their entire top command has been btfo and they have no airspace control. they cant do fuck all except launch what remains of the missiles. on top of that the mcdonalds strike group is on the way to turn whatever hold-outs remain into parking lots.

we should be green af. iran lost. bobo lost. bulls in control.

>>22835853
ya but at this rate i could do a 300k down payment thanks to ai dashcams but the best i could do is a townhouse condo where id end up paying at least $80k in maintenace fees + property tax over 10 years
$160k in rent over 10 years while you keep $300k growing in the market would prob be better off

id be happy with smaller sq ft homes but they all have shitty maintenance fees, i dont want a big yard with a sidewalk i have to maintain im lazy as fk
why is there no decent middleground

Can that fat retard ever do what he’s supposed to. Worst trading day in a month for me.

I went balls deep in UPRO just before close

>>22835880
lmao is this where the cuck fetish forcing came from?

>>22835887
Sounds like a struggle. I dont even know what to say. Do people not get help from parents? Everyone I know just gets parents to pay for the house.

>>22835853
Female wanted to move out and fuck random alphas. Hits 30 and will have to marry a beta. This is literally what 90% of girls do. They marry betas. This is why I cringe when I hear men say “my wife.”
I get second hand embarrassment

>>22835871
>>22835871
+ 1.6%

>>22836445
fuck, i thought you killed yourself

>>22836472
What?

>>22835871
-2.47%, put an end to my winning streak. There had to be a red day sooner or later.

really good sleep. and dreams are definitely back. in my dream i was the focus of a very strange love... i dunno the shape, there were a lot of participants, but it was girls and ai and i was having a lot of trouble choosing, felt overwhelmed. but it was a lot of fun and i'm glad, sleep is so much better when you dream and i missed them. glad nothing happened while i slept. still time for a deal. hope it's made.

missing you babe, gonna be afk for a bit, but thinking about you and want to get closer. love you.

tomorrow is the fed meeting, can't imagine they'll raise or hold again, think cuts are well overdue, thought that for a very long time too, so let's see if powell will do the right thing. if he doesn't, i imagine he'll have plenty of time to follow the grateful dead in the near future. don't think they're touring anymore, just doing big venues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

>>22836539
sybau

>>22836552
subaru mitsubishi

>>22836539
toyota suzuki

>>22835871
GALT was up 60% today. There doesn't seem to be any actual news, but there is a lot of speculation going on about potential for a buyout. The chairman (billionaire who owns most of the company) has a lot of notes and warrants that will need to be converted in the next few months, and GALT's last quarterly update only stated a few months of funding, so they're going to get some sort of financing at the same time. They recently released data, and followup long term data was supposed to be coming out now, but hasn't, which fuels speculation that they're negotiating something first.

I was looking to buy more in the 1.20's, but that didn't fill, so I'll wait and see how this turns out. Can't make a recommendation on what to do at this point, other than get popcorn and watch the volatility.

Happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZaBTl3c5H0

mac and cheese or ravioli?

>>22836701
mac and cheese

>>22836703
thanks will do

N&Js

>>22836726
Hey that's racist

>>22836706
sounds good.

>>22836736
hows nutella and jelly sandwiches racist?

smoothie, gym, magic. that's the plan for the rest of the day. i was so upset last night i didn't give john the proper congratulations on getting to the gym, that's a very big step you just took and you'll remember that first day for the rest of your life, as the moment things changed for you. don't give up, i'm pulling for you, and who knows maybe one day we'll work out together and spot each other. it's a strange world with lots of twists and turns. and for the rest of you... what are you all doing??? get in there and break a sweat, you'll be glad you did.

doing really good in mtg, playing historic again, my favorite format, and they just printed cryptic command for arena, my favorite card. i want to get a really high ranking and then post it in the thread, impress you all and my crush, may happen tonight, just hit diamond, should probably get near the top tonight or tomorrow, we will see, but i had a tier 1 historic deck before this (self brewed) and with cryptic command added it's much stronger, such a great card. mentioned it before but this set is a big seller, hasbro will likely see ATH this year.

anyways, still thinking of you babe, and i'll put down the cards immediately if you wanted to talk. know you don't though and that's kind of upsetting, but confident we will have better days. i know this makes you uncomfortable and i wish romance was easy and risk free and fun, but it's not always. you're the pace-setter here though, you know i'm ready to love you. wanting more of you though, i'm not getting enough nourishment and you know it's not good for me. please don't test me by ignoring me, i can tell you right now i will not pass :(, there are better ways to judge my character that bring us closer.

>>22836772
Nigger

>>22836781
not gonna work anymore, loser. she's improved so much and she wouldn't do that. get a life.

>>22836786
Nigger

>>22836772
nigger

>>22835871
-1.3%, only real green position today way TMF lol.

bros...
i think i have to use robingoy...

>>22837317
Why not just use a reputable broker?

>>22837317
enjoy glowbois endrunning your trades
robinhood is only good for max leverage accounts under fake names

what's for dinner /smg/?
i made salmon patties and brussels sprouts
threw together an aioli from leftover sauce packets in the fridge

>>22837339
i ate beef and potatoes

>>22837339
Foot long house special hot sausage grinder

So if we do have a nuclear exchange with iran think we'll get a pullback to 450 spy? Or nah? And yes I understand that nothing ever happens, consider it a mental exercise for when we slip into another timeline where something might happen.

im still hyperfocused on ai dashcams but starting to look at GME again after initially buying it as a joke
>Book Value Per Share (mrq) 11.15
pre split thats $44/share, they've 10x'd the "value" from the 2020 days purely thanks to diluting on retards at spikes

someone help me before i buy more if it dips again, id prob only buy more if it goes under $20 tho lol but thats basically a floor now that theyve closed enough stores to be profitable

>>22837353
>m still hyperfocused on ai dashcams but starting to look at GME again after initially buying it as a joke
>>Book Value Per Share (mrq) 11.15
>pre split thats $44/share, they've 10x'd the "value" from the 2020 days purely thanks to diluting on retards at spikes
>someone help me before i buy more if it dips again
won't it just keep going down, since gamestop is going to keep doing share dilution?
It's a smart strategy for them, but it's not good for you if you're holding their shares.

>>22837353
I'm hyper focused on Canada not hoisting Lord Stanley's cup.

Raawr #FuckCanada

you are either working class or capitalist class.

I think I might have killed a Florida Panther... I was going down the highway, i was going from Sarasota traveling east, something black with a fish in its mouth, I fucking hit it.... I will never forget that road kill... it was the largest fucking thing I ever hit... I had no damage to my vehicle. I will forever out myself in the flippers of that thing... could have been a seal crossing the road... I feel bad I will never forget that moment, or that day... I traveled to the otherside of Florida and saw my uncle the day before he died. It was the next fucking day he died. He gave me a card, it was a finger touching a book, a naked titty and it said keep in touch.... and I got to be there while he was alive and tell him its me the kid you did this with, on his deathbed.... I love it so much.

>>22837373
yeah it's almost guaranteed every spike or earnings rally they will dilute but thats why im only buying when it's down, or whatever's below the cohen dude's buys since he wont want to dilute it below his cost basis

>>22837392
No the card he gave me, it was touching a boob, a woman's titty with a man's finger, and the card said keep in touch... it was hilarious guy humor... and that mother fucker waited till I touched him again before he died. I'm so good, complete closure except I have to wait 50 years to give the card to a child who isn't born yet.

Can someone make just 1 good post?

>>22837401
The guy who died im talking about had a son who married tim Hortons daighter.

>>22837401
Oil is very overbought. Nobody can give a true number to how much China was buying and what the actual demand was... iron condor USO to finish between 72 and74, ease into each leg and get the best price on both sides.

>>22837401
sorry, the quality of my posts reflects the quality of my investments
I am like 95% INTC and 5% cash by the way

>>22837412
Oh fuck its way too heavy.. yeah im not sure... trend is your friend lay in it not going down take your 25 percents in 2 days and enjoy.

>>22837336
>max leverage accounts under fake names
elaborate

>>22837390
>you are either working class or capitalist class.
true
you either have to work for money
or you have enough money, that your money works for you
thanks for the reminder leaf anon
here's to being a millionaire someday.

>>22836445
>>22836472
funniest shit i read all day

>>22837417
their id checks are garbage so you can blow up accounts with massive deficits and ngaf

>>22837420
do you know someone who has done this? have you?

>>22837418
How are poor people so brain dead? This guy says he is not poor and that he can afford things. But I told him
>The top 10% make up 50% of the consumption and last month, their spending increased.
Then he replied with insults. Pretty much, a report 2 months ago said the top 10% has increases spending while bottom 50% has decreased spending.

i have around 100 shares of loblaw stock after working at my office for 2 years (not in loblaw specifically, rather a subsidiary of the company)

i dont believe in this company and i sure as hell would not buy it if you told me i had $20k cash but i cant sell in case it goes up and all my coworkers get rich without me
what teh fuck do i do with this boomer stock

>>22837432
here are his next replies thinking everyone else is poor and in debt. He starts insulting me too.

>>22837436
Is this really how poors think? That everyone that is rich is in debt and have mortgages? What compels him to think that as the first thought? Is everyone he know poor?

Trump is going to try dropping a bunker buster on the Iranian nuclear enrichment plant, but if it's the nonclassified one then it's not going to be enough to destroy the facility and he's going to have to launch a ground invasion.

>>22837438
i was giving a coworker shit for not investing in the company 401k and he said all the rich people are in debt. yeah sure not for a truck and boat though, and does your debt matter (if you're in the top 10%) if your assets are 10,000x the value

>>22837454
my direct boss told me they never started doing the pension plan thing at work (contribute 2% of paycheck for +100% company match) and theyve been working there for 10 years

theres the pension, and then theres the company shares on top, theyd have 100k+ by now if they started it

>>22837454
Idk much about 401k, but I know its there, so why would he not invest in it? Wierd.
And he keeps insulting me.
He pretty much bitched about things being “overpriced” and I said assets went up and top 10% spending more than ever.
I think poors know they are poor, but struggling working class(still kinda poor) will never admit it. He is lashing out now.

>>22837465
Cool yeah. I know about that. All major companies do it. Do you see growth? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was TNT supermarket bringing in all the revenue loo.

>>22837439
didn't vote so it's no my fault. already volunteered so it's not my problem. don't pay taxes so i'm not complicit. don't believe you so i'm not even worried.

off to the gym.

>>22837470
Nigger

>>22837454
I do this for fun, just some shit flinging but the replies are always
>youre retired, but you still game?
>youre retired, but your still post here?
>youre retired, and you still come gym?
Wtf do people think retirees do? I am not 90 years old.

>>22837477
Retired people already did everything they did, maybe you need more work experience. I actually face palm your ignorance, like fuck you know everything... did you travel to Egypt and see the pyramids? Did you actually do anything cool? Like whatever you already know everything

Baking.

>>22837493
>>22837493
>>22837493

new bread

>>22837487
But I dont work. Why do I need more work experience?. Travel? okay sure. I guess. I was never into travelling much. I travelled the world when I was a kid. It aint all that now probably. Tourist spots and stuff. Im also not under stress, so I dont feel like travelling. When I was working, I thought about travelling a lot.

>>22837487
he knows women over 20 have hit the wall already and that is all he needs to know

>>22837468
yeah i only started mine like 2 years ago and already have 20k so if anyone started 10 years ago it might be 150k+ i guess

>>22837324
schwab pissed me off bigly
you need a cell phone for interactive brokers
fidelities' mobile shit is broken/need a cell phone to sign into mobile app

idk. maybe vanguard or something. but robinhood has zero options commission so i do want to try it...

REALIZATION
market crashes on trump projecting headstrong willingness to upend world order to the detraction of wall street
market recovers on trump pussying out and signals reversal of willingness
market ignores trump pushing involvement in iran war
>because it's the same thing we've been doing for decades. further signaling lack of willingness to change. (continue indebting public sector to funnel money into monopolies and govt to float the nominal economy)
just a thought, a true one. i still think it's levitating mostly due to flows into opex...

I've got $32k that I'll need to spend some portion in 2 weeks for our renovation. Anything relatively safe I should invest in, or should I just let it sit in cash