>>22834352It's called toilet paper. I know you wouldn't know the difference but it's not the same kind of paper as printer paper or the shit you write on (which wouldn't clean for shit). The shit doesn't go through the paper, you wipe with more than one fucking square (you'd have to be dumb to think anything else) it works perfectly, you can even wet the paper if need be, and you dispose of the paper, and you wash your hands despite no shit getting on them. I don't know what ass diddling homosexual contraption you are using on your asshole, but what I use is by no means archaic. Pretty sure Europeans also use your gay contraptions so this little gotcha doesn't work on non American's most likely.
Before immigrant Indian's like you start talking about "archaic" ways of cleaning assholes, I'd first focus on, oh, you know, cleaning your ass at all, and maybe not eating shit? I don't know just a suggestion.