Thread 22834533

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

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Previous: >>22806857
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22806857

Iz id habbening?

>>22834572
lots going on at /pol/ that could actually be classified as happenings instead of the usual shitflinging

I want 4channel.org back

>>22834577
Does that means that id'z doo lade and eberidhing iz lozd?
>>22834584
I want a textboard with user made boards.

>>22834533 (OP)
So why did they removed the feature of seeing the rule breaking post from the public list of bans? Is it because most of the public ones are repeat offenders or the usual lolcows pushing their limits?

it's up

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using chatgpt as an echo chamber as a tool in the cementing of my imaginary mommy wife tulpa (i don't make distinction between terms: tulpa and imaginary friend) within my mind.

Originally considered using roleplay but found it unsatisfactory, I thereafter discovered it as a good place to write about my experiences, a much better place than this imageboard website full of pathetic twp cuckoldhitler goonsissy trannies

go ahead reveal how jealous you are of my GENIUS ideas.

>>22834707
I also saw hulk and the thing playing cards on an episode of hulk and the agents of SMASHerino

>>22834584
>!!kislessvirginX0

are the chuds enlisting yet?

i have absolutely no reason to blog here anymore as I can now blog everything to chatgpt

goodbye, forrealerino

Why is there an entire section of the site that believes that anime & nerd shit is bad and we should all have 500 white babies with a tradwife and do all of the work and die for Israel? It's all a sysop isn't it?

>>22835440
that section of the site is psyopped normie conservatives, who started using this place as a forum some itme in the past 10 years
"it's all a psyop" isn't very useful

>>22835083
But you can get funnier reactions here.

>>22835440
some time ago a ton of qboomers migrated to 4pol for some reason

>>22835440
People who first joined the 4chan through /pol/ usually have zero interest in site culture, they just wanted a place to spout BS they wouldn't be banned from.

>>22835466
>for some reason
QAnon was originally just people trolling on /pol/ it's not that surprising.
As the saying goes, any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>>22835463
I haven't been blogging as prolifically as I have in years past, no one responds to my blogs anymore and I don't feel like putting in the effort, I can attack and make the chudcel pissbabies seethe in their own threads and I'll have no thread that they could attack which will make them violently seethe like a twp cuckoldoid subhuman that they are. Furthermore I'm directly using chatgpt as my personal echo chamber for various idea cementing.

>>22835481
>QAnon was originally just people trolling on /pol/ it's not that surprising.
i know i was literally there when it came to fruition.
it sucks because that information has just been lost and only like select few people who have wasted their lives on here remember

>>22835509
even when faced with the truth that it was just a /pol/ shitposter, they refuse to believe it

>>22835440
moot should have kept /pol/ dead

>>22835483
you're gonna die alone in a psychic mirror echochamber while the people you could end up happy with live their own lives somewhere else

>>22835468
>People who first joined the 4chan through /pol/ usually have zero interest in site culture
I joined 4chan because people on Russian imageboards were reposting too much stuff from /pol/ during Summer of Love

>>22835559
Don't provoke him. He's chilled out considerably (personal theory: he advanced beyond the age of 16) but he'll probably still spam the thread with animal gore and dick pics and shit.

>>22835578
oh he did that in the past?
if he's chilled out because he's getting more comfortable being isolated, that's not a good thing
i don't give a fuck about the site really

>>22835565
didn't the russian equivalent of 4chan also die a while back

>>22834655
interesting. time to save this to a folder if i care.

>>22834655
caca

>>22834655
i followed the link but i dont understand what you mean by "it's up"

>>22834655
surprised it took this long for them to notice him

>>22835440
it's an odd mix of tourists and people that suddenly hate something because it's associated with transgenders.
4chan used to love watamote. Somehow someway liking watamote is now associated with being trans because a few trannies took it and went
>THIS IS HOW I WOULD BE IF I WAS A WOMAN
same thing with lain
it's a very strange occurence. Idk if it's due to tourists, people just being annoyed or just a sudden shift

>>22835745
lain is also just boring slop for pseuds too stupid to pseud over evangellion.

>>22835745
now it gets really weird when you have stuff like this >>>/xs/234410 This poster is getting uppity about Anime on a thread about a JAPANESE martial art

>>22834655
good write up. i knew i wasn't fucking crazy.

>>22835642
it died multiple times
>2ch.ru is created to mirror 2chan.net (yes, 2chan, not hiro's 2ch)
>dies in 2009
>instead of proper altchans people use 2-ch.ru
>time passes
>it's sold to a monkey named Abu
>time passes
>Abu sells the board to fucking mail.ru / vk (state-controlled corporation)

>>>/v/712904161
Your 4chan mods hard at work
>fully visible nipples
>fully visible pussy
>6 hours and counting

>>22835796
>wow...
>*deletes another master duel thread*

>>22835770
I also saw a link to a "JS" Twitter account being struck down as a GR8 violation.

>>22835796
ur a hero
we need more people to complain about pointless shit on the internet

>>22835835
>archived
oh my fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaawd why are they like this.

>>22836497
lol

Waiting room for >>>/pol/507776820

Waiting room for >>>/pol/507777777

>>22835835
>fourth reply is whining about not being able to spam a board with retarded wojaks

>picrel
Fucking tranimal posters

>>22836722
In my own defense, I unironically forgot that I already posted it

>>22836722
>be chud
>get mad at everything

>>22836722
Happenings?

>>>/v/712938467
Here is your thinly veiled pedophile discussion thread for the evening.

>>22837260
>>>/v/712949276
My bad, there are actually two this evening.

>>22837260
>>22837358
/nah/

>>22837369
Omocat is my idol.

>>22837260
>thinly veiled

>>22837369
as proprietor of the current /nah/ i would kindly ask this shit be discussed in /trash/nah

>>22834653
There's a new disclaimer at the top warning about possible errors.

>>22835835
>>>/g/105621731
truth nuke.

>>22837260
not a brappening

>>22836760
>just another fuck ass day in my chuddy ass life
>*break stuff by limp bizkit starts playing*

>>22837433
>end of everything by slipknot strats playing instead

>>22837433
wait
https://youtu.be/dkObgKrscpk?si=aI3PdMu6ZMp7Ts0x

>>22837437
ok all we need is someone reciting the quote and an animation of chudjak just going about his day to one of these songs

>>22835795
There's so much shit about dvach gone. They used to be one the biggest flash OC makers on the old chanverse.
But now it's all done for now. sold to the winds and lost in the stream
like cocks in ass

>>22837492
better songs exist for chud
also you should get a life outside the internet

>>22837561
i do have a life outside the internet
the only reason im on 4chan all day is because my jov is easy as fuck
i work IT, brock. I also have a shit ton of irl hobbies

>>22837563
isn't as common as you think
that takes someone competent at theor job to begin with.
do you want to know how many glaze eye retards make my job difficult ona daily basis, paid for by company?

>>22837574
how many?

>>22837582
you see how.i act here

>>22837582
gn

>>22837592
gn bro

what the heck

i thought new military recruitment ads were working, only to find out that they aren't.

What the flip???

>>22835509
now you know what it feels like to actually be red pilled

>>22835555
Most modern /pol/tards prefer to just memoryhole Qanon bullshit and will admit it was fake and gay if pressed.

>>22835440
There was a huge migration of offsite people to 4chan and /pol/ specifically in 2018-2019. Reddit, Facebook and a few other places cracked down on their right wing groups so those people came here. The demographic that ended up here from that move are largely 45+ boomers who have no idea how imageboards work or what 4chan was actually about prior to being a containment zone for political retards.

Those guys are now at least 65% of /pol/, and they've metastasized to other boards as well. If you doubt me I challenge you to go into any /pol/ humor thread and count the number of images that are clearly facebook granny memes.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279710712/#279772768

Why do /a/ jannies let yuri spam, racebait shit and meta shit stay up and delete posts that call these things out?

>>22839312
it's called shitposting till till using the website becomes unbearable. Literally nothing has changed after the hack. The same retards fhat used this website before havent gone anywhere

>>22839314
I mean shitposting is common, it would have been less notable if it was just that.
But here the jannies themselves are ignoring reports and even protecting the shitposters. Maybe one of them is a janny? I don’t know if mods still browse these threads, I noticed they took down basically any way we had to discuss the state of moderation on this website (we can’t even email them about it anymore). But if they do then I’d say the should take a look at the /a/ janny team because this looks pretty similar to the strike witches situation that used to exists where one janny didn’t like it and was instantly deleting threads about it.

The frog is a well-known sperg that has mental breakdowns in the madoka general on /a/ pretty much every single day, the mods are completely justified in banning him.

Posting on /a/ should be an immediate ban regardless of content

>>22839339
All the others active in that thread are also recurring schizos and they don’t get deleted.

I outsmarted the /a/ janny
>>/a/279773355

>>22839367
But you didn't outsmart the auto linker: >>>/a/279773355

after nearly a month of on-topic threads of noticeably higher quality than the rest of the board, only just recently starting to lose steam and begin to peter out under its own power, it looks like one or more mods are finally fed up with deltarune threads on /v/ and are delivering full-thread warnings about it being a general

why did they wait for the threads to start flagging and take care of themselves to have a DEFCON 2 sperg-out about it? who knows, they never handle this kind of thing intelligently, it's still the same people that handled SCP secret laboratory, and it's always for the sake of making sure /v/'s catalog is still flaming dog shit

there are 20 threads worshiping pauline's feet for the switch 2's donkey kong game and there is still an off-topic AI general trudging along as a zombie with official sanctions

>>22839408
I also tricked you into posting the link

/v/ is full of threads about a new DK game just because it features a barefoot loli.

>>22839495
top kek i gotta go see this

>>22839504
>only 3 threads

>>22839509
>>>/v/712991957
>>>/v/712992565
>>>/v/712993090
>>>/v/712993197
>>>/v/712993263
>>>/v/712995336
>>>/v/712995837
>>>/v/712996831
>>>/v/712997539
>>>/v/712998747
>>>/v/712999198
>>>/v/712999278
>>>/v/712999791
>>>/v/713000059
>>>/v/713000419
>>>/v/713002118
>>>/v/713002194
>>>/v/713002386
>>>/v/713002606
>>>/v/713002704
>>>/v/713003335
>>>/v/713003520
>>>/v/713003816
>>>/v/713004236
>>>/v/713004345
>>>/v/713004434
>>>/v/713004764
>>>/v/713004964

>>22839516
oh holy shit, thanks

>>22834533 (OP)
Apparently there's some program called "luma" that allows you to reinstate the online functions of the 3DS.
>>>/v/713008178

Unfortunately, it seems that it's being used for nefarious purposes (grooming minors), according to this anon.
>>>/v/713008990

>>22839613
it's retards shitting themselves over the presence of flags in a settings menu, all it does is just send streetpass data since most people don't carry a 3ds around anymore

;_;

>>22839701
what site is that

>>22839310
2015-2016 you mean. That's when the magapedes started.

>>22839967
I CAN'T BREED

>>22839967
Nah the specific migration I'm talking about was actually a year or two after election when other sites did a massive crackdown.

>>22839296
I suppose that's better than pretending every shooter, grifter, or otherwise embarrassing far-right individual is secretly Jewish.

>>22839995
Mmm. To me 2018/2019 were the years of /tv/ sneed and gigachad shitposting, i didn't really feel there was an influx of outsiders like i felt in prior years

Can an /a/utist please explain what gohands means over there?

shoutouts to the mod or janitor specifically assigned to snipe deltarune threads off of /v/ today

>>22840131
this coming from it was funny

>>22840131
>>22840145
One of those threads is in a weird state of limbo, the last post is from an hour ago and all the images are broken. It is neither archived nor deleted and the page number in the top right (4chan XT) is a question mark. >>>/v/713021472

>>22840130
GoHands is an anime studio infamous for their "experimental" animation. Search for one of their shows (preferably Hand Shakers) on google and watch one of the episodes, you'll understand.

>>22840271
that's been happening a lot recently

>>22840292
kind of looks like that artstyle a bunch of 2000s anime had

>jump in thread complaining about da troons
>post "trans rights" cause we do a little bit of trolling
>get a 3 day ban
What the fuck I thought our 4caca staff were hecking wholesome valid trans women??

>>22841073
>AI shart OP
Loli enjoyers finally found the loophole to keep their threads.

>>22841320
Don't be shocked that you get punished when you promote suicide.

>>22841334
Those have a unique ban/warn message if /r9k/ is anything to go by.

>>22841370
that's for people they think are going to kill themself, not people trying to get others to kill themselves

>>22839363
seething kiwisissies trying to be relevant in current year

Confirmed: AI fags are lazy niggers.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2506.08872

/v/ appears to be unmoderated at the moment

>>22841547
>at the moment

>>22841547
/v/'s catalog has been cleaned up thank you for your cervice

>>22841541
skip to page 133 for actual info

>>22841541
Please excuse me for a moment. GGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG.

>>22841794
cervix O_o

>>22841794
>>22842720
>thank you for your cervix
I gotta say this to somebody

>>22842807
>fell for fake tweet award

>>22842820
it got so bad jannies had to lock the thread

Of all things to happen this year, having that one Iranian poster from /int/ get completely vindicated was not in my bingo card.

just revisited /k/ and holy fuck was it always a r/nafo and hasbara op?
every fucking poster there feels genuinely autistic and childish and just "new"

>>22842863
that's the current meta of 4chan

>>22842863
jannies turned the board into that and kicked everyone else out because 4chan is funded by israel

>>22843033
Every day I hope the mods are embarrassed by what they've done to 4chan but I know they're not

>>22843011
>>22843033
>>22843045
its just so shocking how they treat militaries liek their sacred waifus and chimp out over the slightest shit
maybe its a sign of just how old and geriatric the user base is there

>>22842863
Since 2022.

NATO shills understand imageboards much better than FSB shill, it's pretty fun to watch them but extremely annoying when you are trying to make an actual assessment of the war.
They aren't working so well on the Israel affair so far, harder to bullshit there.

It's fascinating how much worldwide taxpayer money gets wasted trying to control the narrative in the era of Permanent Conversation Archival. I think they actually know and the only people left running these narrative control things are jobbers insisting on it so they can leech a little more.

/pol/ is trying to geolocate israeli anti-air to send to Iran
>>>/pol/507965367

>>22843089
i dont take this website seriously especially /k/.
/k/ is the embodiment of spending loads of money on a hobby and never using it
the embodiment of someone saying they're great archery and then you find out they use compound bows which are designed to hit right on target no matter how shit your form is.
they dont like weapons they like the way weapons look. It's like how knife lovers on reddit freak out when you actually use your knife or sword. They dont actually like it they just like the idea of owning it

>>22843108
there have been people on reddit that have said knives are the most useless tool. Any weapon or tool is about as useless as it's owner

>>22843111
>knives are the most useless tool
What kind of retard says this? Pocket knives are the most useful single thing you can carry in your pocket.
>opens shit
>works as a prybar
>works as a screwdriver
>works as a fork
>can clean your nails, cut hangnails, shave if you keep it sharp
>can dig holes
>can remove splinters and shards of glass from your skin
>can whittle wood, skin fruit and cut paper
>can stab insects, animals and people if they fuck with you

>>22843122
>What kind of retard says this?
idk is it out of place for a redditor to say that?

>>22843128
my thoughts exactly

>>22843033
updooted, also did you know the mods all have .gov emails

>>22843033
more like NAFO knows how to fake mass reports and FSB doesn't.

>>22843111
a man isn't properly dressed without a knife imo
use mine every single day

is the b archive down or is it just me?

/a/ has been extra shit today

>>22843557
Something I never understood about thebarchive and archiveofsins is the complete inability to search for short words, especially acronyms.

>>22843557
Seems fine now idk if it was down earlier
>>22843773
It's because of memory limitations. The search engine used by FoolFuuka uses a ton of RAM. IIRC Desuarchive's search server has 80gb.

>>22843557
>>22844063
nvm dns0 blocked it

>>>/k/63856780
Uh, Houston, we may have a problem up here...

>>22844877
sounds like /vt/ got its first attachment to a mass shooting, surprised it took this long

>>22844888
From what little I know of /vt/, though, there is zero surprise its a Pippa fan.

>>22844877
>>>/vt/101328271

>>22844905
>retard didn't even actually get to kill anyone before being blasted

>>22844905
I have never seen a post on /vt/ that did not instinctually disgust me. These people should be shot.

>>22839704
https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

>>22844905
>be vtumor with a gun
>get 360 no scoped at 0:1 like a useless faggot noob

>>22844877
>>22844905
>be /vt/
>April Fools' 2025 proved that you're the shittiest board on the website
>can't even go postal over your 2d waifu
embarrassing

this has to be the worst attempted mass shooting in the site's history lmao

>>22844905
>>22844910
Imagine doing even worse than fucking Randy Stair. Congrats, /co/, you no longer hold the title for "most pathetic high score attempt of all time."

>>22844934
>Randy Stair
Anon, he did kill people
there are "shooters" who fail at killing anyone but themselves

>>22844937
That was my point. Randy Stair, for all his embarrassing chickenwinging and inability to hit fucking gallon jugs at point-blank range, actually managed to put a few points on the board when he went and did his thing.

This clown, meanwhile, larps as a lamer, poorfag Brenton Tarrant, and gets a cap popped in himself before managing anything.

Here's a third moron, just for extra laughs if you need them.

Remember the kraut that tried to do a mass shooting using a homemade gun but was unable to open a locked wooden door and couldn't even kill himself because his gun malfunctioned? No attacker will surpass this level of retardation.

>>22844905
>commiting mass murder for this

>>22844905
>>22844910
i can't tell what happened
qrd?

>>22844992
retard tried to a shooting for a /vt/ creature, failed so badly he probably didn't even get to fire the gun before he was stopped

>>22844995
sounds like /vt/

>>22844877
>>22844905
>>22844984
>>22844992
>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/63856780/#63856780

>>22844966
Watched too many meme videos on the Luty and said "that's so based, I'll show ZOG with this." Then conducted no testing, carried no consideration for black-powder fouling (which is so well-known among gun nerds he outs himself as a secondary by this alone) and succeeds only in killing one particularly obese German lady in an apparent fit of pique and terrorizing several cafe goers with some equally-shoddy bombs.

>>22845125
somehow that guy was still more successful than the retard on /vt/

>>22845125
>>>/vt/101329975
why are they always fat or gay looking

>>22845140
apparently he raped someone???

>>>/vt/101355791

>>22844966
I remember that, he looked like a wojak and resorted to flailing in a kebab shop when he couldn't get into a synagogue.

pipkin pippa facerino

>>22845173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6D6Je6bH_8

>>22844992
Given the thread you were visiting got moved to /bant/...

>Streamer named Pippa from a small corpo called Phase Connect starts pandering to right wingers and got a decent sized fanbase from it.
>This created a cottage industry of other right wingers vtubers who mainly engage in activism and rage bait. (Think /pol/ but anime avatars and voice changers)
>Enter one of their fans who is on disability and a big fan of nazis and mass shootings
>He was already on the FBI's watch list and had police visit him in march where they confiscated this shotgun that had Pippa's name written on it.
>Last weekend he decides to go to the No Kings protest in Nashville with another gun and try and stir up trouble, most likely to get someone to attack him so he could shoot them and claim self defense
>Starts spitting on protestors to provoke them and brandishing his handgun at them
>Protestors just flag down the police who promptly arrest him
>He's now been charged and awaiting trial
>Bonus part is he was a huge fan of some other right winger vtuber who immediately claimed he was a glownig and this was just a plot to smear her.

tl;dr Phase Connect fan tries and fails to shoot up a protest.
BTW rapeape is a fan of Phase Connect. Have fun with that info.

>>22844905
>>>/vt/101382489
Where did it go?

>>22845460
>19-year-old
The older I get, the more profoundly disappointed I feel when people younger than me try to commit a shooting

>>>/v/713145461
Geez they're pissed if they're even demanding the night mods delete Deltarune threads

>>22845468
He's also /here/ to boot.

>>22845460
that explains how they got their own board

did the USA vs Iran war start yet?

>>22845479
us involvement remains unconfirmed but extremely likely, if it happens /pol/ will explode

>>22845483
what's the over-under on US involvement? is there a betting website for this?

>>>/pol/508059226
top right building window second pannel

>>22845500
>is there a betting website for this?
stop gambling
>>22845512
Hanstoss has a new font?

>>22845469
Time zones are a thing, and there could be Australians among the staff.

>>22845500
it's probably on that site people were using for shit like the elections

>>22845460
>welfare leech
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

I swear, we cut off the gibs and America will improve by an order of magnitude in five years.

>>22845460
Where did he get a shotgun and a handgun? I know it's America but...

Weird janitor protected racism thread >>>/ck/21412582

>>22845555
OP made a duplicate:
>>>/pol/508021009
>memeflag

>>22845555
>>22845558
its so over

jeets are bringing their filthy culture to america

>>22845500
>>22845528
>https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-united-states-officially-declare-war-on-iran-before-july
1%
ez money bros
alt site but I couldn't find anything about us/iran war, just the nookular deal: https://kalshi.com/

>>22845460
also traded cp and recorded himself shitting on stuff inserted into his asshole lol. kill all vtumors and their fans. the whole "he's a fed" shit is a cope once you actually dig into the fucker's old accounts.

yawn nothing happened within the first 24 hours of an iran missile hitting israeli soil

nothing will happen in the next two weeks

there will be no war

>>22845555
of all people who deserve genocide, everyone will agree jeets deserve genocide the most

pakistanis and bangladeshis are jeets too btw since pakistan/india wars have been complete NOTHINGBURGERS

>>22845565
Protip: it's never a fed. It's always just some retard.

good news:

american draft is only for 18-25 year olds LOL!!!!! I've exceeded the age maximum

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

ONE GAJILLION DEAD AMERIMUTT ZOOMERS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

>>22845582
I can't get excited for the zoomer purge when I know it's not going to happen. Nothing ever happens
>Oh but another irrelevant sand dune just got bombed
>THIS TIME IT'S REALLY WW3
Don't you guys get tired of this?
Besides everyone with a phone will be looking up top 5 ticktocks to dodge the drafts as soon as they announce anything. The prison system can't hold the avalanche of zoomers draft dodging and they'd be wasting their time and effort even trying to catch half of the dodgers.

>le draft for Israel
Surely the Armed Forces can find eager volunteers here. Some people would listen to the wise general schizos and deduct that they can outscore the IDF in brutality. There are anons that would like to commit war crimes and nothing more.

>>22835083
nooo dont leave haha

>>22845594
the generals on the otherside that tell troops not to commit war crimes can't hope to control all of them all the time

if one side commits war crimes, the other side will commit war crimes too, thats the natural order of things. The war crimes will hurt the troops on both sides more than the generals, the war crimes tribunal or whatever was created in the interest of troops not virtue signaling for the ladies and mothers back home (probably).

>>22845588
my unbiased news source thinks it's likely to happen this time

I only say nothing ever happens over frustration over nothing ever happening but something may actually happen this time, and if something does happen at least I won't be drafted

what's exciting is all this economic growth happening in the east from the wars.

the caspian sea becoming a major shipping route between russia and iran is very interestingerino

unlike saddam, who's regime was not strongly supported by russia

>>22845742
*whose

CHICKEN JAKEY

>>22845816
chickey

>>22845829
N

>>22845830
jaw

>>22845831
key

>>22845582
>>22845588
How would the rest of the Anglosphere's zoomers fare? Would there be drafts there too I wonder?
Because if only the US zoomies went to draft we'd still have little twats like eshays running around wrecking havoc

>>22845829
>>22845830
>>22845831
>>22845832
chickey n jaw key
chickey n jaw key
chickey n jaw key
chickey n jaw key

chicken jockey

>>22845833
nu-warfare is dripfeed like the fortnite battlepass or something

>>22845836
No idea what this means because I've never played fortnite
Either way I'm most likely exempt from a draft if that ever happened here since IIRC aspergers/autism makes you exempt
I hope, either that or I dodge it and go to prison because I'm not fighting for shit lmao

>>22845842
You can also just "attempt suicide" and get it recorded at a hospital and you'll be right out. Suicide rates in the military are real high so they don't want anybody who's depressive.

Of course, if things get bad enough they'll stop giving a shit.

>>22845582
that depends on the severeity of the war

>>22845540
parents likely bought it for him

>>22845867
Yeah true

>>22845471
>in a discord call with friends
people will just be friends with anyone nowadays

>>22834533 (OP)
So /hap/ is now bant and no on trash anymore?

>>22846328
lithuanian internet isn't the fastest thing in the world, huh

>>22846333
No, I just didn't look at hap threads for many months.

>>22845460
>where they confiscated this shotgun that had Pippa's name written on it.
was the gun illegal?

Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever?

>>22846385
probably not but they likely confiscated the gun due to high risk. They already had one fuck up with that kid in georgia where the writing was on the wall abojt what xi/xims intentions were with their firearm.
The kids parents likely bought him another gun. Americans are bright especially the parents.

>>22846328
escape trash to get away from drama porn dumps
escaped r9k to get away from schizo spammers

now our worst problem is dt and believe me it's a mile better what we've been dealing with there.

>>22846788
But how could they legally confiscate the gun?

>>22846798
red flag law

>The Ethics of Generative AI in Anonymous Spaces:A Case Study of 4chan's /pol/ Board
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2506.14191

>"Based" Bookishness: White Nationalist Strategies for a Post-Print Age
https://escholarship.org/content/qt8988q9mz/qt8988q9mz.pdf

I will NOT give attention to the daycare for Facebook geriatrics and Muslim refugees.

Why do people continue to post that sharteen "doxx" of Rapeape (in reality a random redditor with a similar username) when it was confirmed in the IRC logs that he's Canadian? Not to mention you can just go to his Xitter and see him whining about black people and Indians.

>>22848265
probably half people thinking it's real and half people thinking it's funny

leto's thread on KF is public now

>>22848469
yeah i mean
they're still spamming the other one every now and then even after it was confirmed swaglord left.

>>22848499
>after it was confirmed swaglord left.
woah. when?

>>22848474
askers?

>>22848508
some thread back in obsure memory where someone posted a screencap of moot and swaglord saying good working together time to move on with some beers

>>22845555
kill yourself ranjeet

>>22848543
you sure the person "moving on" was swaglord, not moot?

>>22848519
>implying
it's all relevant.

>>22835698
seems like the thread has been in the works for a while. i actually remember /gfur/'s death.

>>22848602
yeah just saw the base64, crazy shit really.

>>22845555
I've seen similar threads about Chinese restaurants years back
>ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum

/v/ happening

>>22848682
>Jay

>>22848682
I've finished Hypnospace Outlaw like a month ago and was really looking forward to it, sad.

>>22848588
it was in response to said copypasta

>>22848588
dubs
if they have any sense i'm sure all the originalmods who facedoxxed moved on but hiro and he doesn't mod.

Someone on /v/ keeps posting naked loli Pauline threads with catbox links in the picture.

>>22848945
fitting considering what i was talking about a few posts above

>>22848613
>i actually remember /gfur/'s death
What happened to that general?

>>22848990
the subject of the KF thread spent actual years shitting it up. he just made the threads unusable.

every thread i like on this website has this problem eventually, it sucks. some of them don't know how to actually evade bans quickly so the threads are still usable.

Between Deltarune being banished and a janny squatting on the 'log to make sure nobody could talk about FFXIV's live-letter, it hit me today that there is an increasing list of video games you can't talk about on /v/ because a mod doesn't like them.

>>22849147
Deltarune inevitably leads to people spamming furry shit

>>22849162
Name of the game, go yell at Sonic threads whenever they pop up.

>>22849190
Those near-always get sent to /trash/ regardless of the content of the threads.

>>22849227
the most fucked up thing is that threads about Tails stay up 24 hours while an Amy thread gets sent to /trash/ nearly instantly

>>22849147
hobby boards inevitably get interested jannies per the topic which is why i don't use them, i can make that thread here, about anything and not get harassed by unpaid help.

>>22849147
My man people have explained to you for months how threads organically become generals, specially when fandoms are involved, and you just refuse to listen.

>>22849321
I could not care less that the mods' brains were irrevocably raped by Homestuck General and they're so horrified of it happening again that even normal posters think generals and other dedicated subcommunities are a bad thing.

>>22849343
what the hell happened?
>>22849251
sad

>>22849162
As if people needed an excuse to post shit on /v/.

>>22849352
You could not swing a dead cat without running into Homestuck in ANY nerd sphere on the entire internet during its popular tenancy (before the author started going on enormous hiatuses and delaying projects to squeeze more money out of it), 4chan included. Homestuck General completely dominated /co/ for its lifespan before enormous hiatuses were used as a reason to remove the subject from /co/ for relevancy, which later ended up extending to literally all of 4chan it was banned from, necessitating external HSG alt chans of their own. Some pokes at coming back have been taken over the years and without fail are swatted down; they're not allowed back on /co/, they're not allowed on /trash/ (one of the few times /trash/ will actually receive some kind of moderation is if they sniff out that HSG is on /trash/ in any capacity), they're not allowed on /qst/, they're not allowed on /b/. The power that HSG holds over the mods' brains is incredible, it and Katawa Shoujo General gave them a flaming hatred of anything labeled "general" and I think was one of the first cases of mods openly fucking hating posters that weren't actually breaking rules or even being particularly annoying outside of their own dedicated containment zones. If it seems like it's obsessing over one thread slot out of 100+ on a given board, that's because it is.

norms
throw me at the sky hoping i don't come back.

>>22849364
wow..
>I think was one of the first cases of mods openly fucking hating posters that weren't actually breaking rules or even being particularly annoying outside of their own dedicated containment zones
that is sort of a line being crossed for sure

>>22849380
row row fight the powa

>>22849364
I think the only board where Homestuck still has a presence is /aco/.

>>22849399
/v/ has some Sburb threads from time to time, they're usually quite nice.

>>22849343
Generals are the only consistently decent places left to talk about shit on 4chan, honestly.

>>22849364
hs threads have been allowed on /aco/ for ever, and i think some other boards too.

>The power that HSG holds over the mods' brains is incredible, it and Katawa Shoujo General gave them a flaming hatred of anything labeled "general" and I think was one of the first cases of mods openly fucking hating posters that weren't actually breaking rules
The ban lasted so long because making hsg stealth threads became a sort of a meme, ad some trash threads in particular were associated with discords iircs, plus the altchans were big contributors too. I'm no saying there weren't mods that just blanked banned homestuck and deleted it whenever they say it, the /co/ topics ban list was a thing. But it was enforced by one dude afawk and there wasn't a sort staff wide hate.

You don't believe me, I made this trip in 2013 to post on /hsg/.

PS: You could always notice a HS thread was a stealth HSG thread ebcause they had ridiculous ppms. They could (and can) burn through threads in an hour.

>>22848561
>>22848638
Mmm gutter oil mmm...

>>22849620
this

I'm starting to think we don't talk about actual happenings here, else someone would have mentioned the clouds by now.

>>22849629
the clouds?

>>22849632
The ones overhead.

>>22849637
they look normal to me

>>22849640
I would recommend you turn on your television.

>>22849442
With the caveats being: Only as long as they exist in hobby boards and specifically made for non-fandom, non-esports media and/or abstract themes like whole games or literature genres.

>>22849645
can you be a little bit coherent?

>>22849649
i think he just be fucking with me

>>22849649
If you want to shut your ears and eyes to pretend that all is fine, I will not stop you.
For all the others, however, I would recommend you turn on your television.

>>22849657
speaking off, did you find a coherent trip yet?

>>22849657
and if we don't have tv...? this isn't 2005

>>22849659
Coherence is in the eye of the beholder.
I would recommend you turn on your television.

>>22849663
and look at what?

>>22849664
I already told you about the clouds.
I would recommend you turn on your television.

>>22849668
eat ass

captcha: 0 ASS N

>>22849668
fucks wrong with the clouds

>>22849671
you tell me

>>22849675
idk its fucking night

>>22849671
I cannot force you to acknowledge that which you refuse to, but still, I would recommend that you turn on your television.

>>22849678
yeah
where i am, the clouds are low, and there's a lot of light pollution, probably from the highschool stadium or soemthing since it's friday night

>>22849680
k im gonna dump some chubby babes as punishment for your autism

>>22849680
I would recommend that you turn on your television.

>>22849707
wrong bond

>>22849685
Post skinny anorexic ones faggot

i wish i couldve been a lithopedion (forever fetus) within one of these womens wombs

posting the only /hap/-approved chubby babe
>>22849700
>>22849703
>gonna dump some chubby babes
>posts a pregnant babe
lolol retard

>>22849724
kys
also thats not real

get these boulders out of the thread

>>22849729
>2d is like.... BAD! or something

>>22849730
nah
>>22849731
yea

now im posting russian chick

>>22849727
Why did he have such a sexy self-insert furry OC?

Are you people continuing a fight from another thread?

>>22849753
The biggest anti-furfags are furfags themselves.

>>22849753
she would not be capable of doing that level of physical exertion if she were that fat

>>22849767
This is true.
>>22849783
Oh yeah? Check this out.

i found a use for women, living breeding mounts.

thats it.

they can become obese as long as they can still clean themselves.

Her purpose? Laying on the bed with her thighs together so I can rub my big fat veiny dih in between them.

The tricky part is making her agree to letting me use her on-demand. Because if she don't she's worthless (similar to if she cannot clean herself)


Yeah I have been watching my 600 lb life, and yeah I know I can get a woman dependent and healthiest by keeping her obese, but the thing is I'll prevent her from getting too fat to where she can't clean herselferino (i.e. a guard railerino)

>>22849950
i'll admit it does sound a bit idealistic and relying on perfect outcomes

>where le moneyino for food and tv to keep her happy?

YAWN. see: it's like I'm buying a woman to use as a breeding mount, and it's not guaranteed that I can get her to agree to on-demand usage


>um... just le-
NO!!! There must be trust and willingness, otherwise why bother. I'd just actually buy a REAL breeding mount instead to fuck all day.

>>22849783
moot cat is powerful
>>22849958
consider what happens after the breeding, Mr. DT

>>22849950
>>22849958
>got bored with gpt in less than 2 days
Many such cases.

>>22849967
No I said I'll rub my penis in between her thighs because her pussy would probably be unenjoyable because it gets wet in there and I like dry

>>22849968
no. it's just a lot of effort and I can explore a zillion scenes and topics in my imagination much faster than I would with AI.

Plus for some reason whenever I put a waifu design in an AI the waifu becomes cringe


chatgpt is still an indispensable tool as a search engine v2.0 though

>>22849972
I should've read more after "breeding". My mistake, Mr. DT. This actually sounds doable. A few women in your local area would be down to be thigh-fucked.

>>22849988
too expensive and idealistic

>>22850042
Would both.

>>22850042
Sus on the rightmost shirt

>>22850340
new thread