Thread 22835719

brazil thread

sup

for brazillians only?

I made another typo

It's over

>>22835734
doesn't seem like it
>>22835751
where?

>>22835719 (OP)
Why are your prisons and favelas a total hell ? I have seen videos of ur brown gangsters raping each other surrounded by corpses darkness and garbage, literally the worst I have ever seen, is this genetic or something ? I mean my country is violent but we are not as savage as you are...

>>22835719 (OP)
tfw no dainty Brazilian rose gf ;_;

>>22836745
>Hey man, check out the girl I met on Tinder. Super hot, and she has a real princess name: Suellyn Katlyn Kimberly Clark Pereira de Jesus.

>>22836745
God I love bimbos. Brazil must be heaven.

i love horses

>>22836829
How many names do you have? Are 6 names common for a Brazilian?

>>22836907
Carlinhos, Dalva, Cleide

as a brazilian if I go to an american hood and say nigga are they gonna slime me out?

>>22837318
You'd have to be at least a half black skin color. If you are too non-black, they will not like it.

>>22837331
good, now I will make the arrangements to become a real nigga in the future

>>22836907
The standard is 3: first name, mother's family name (i.e you maternal grandfather's last name), father's family name.
Some people have just 2, following the same pattern as in english (first name, patrilineal family name) and middle (given) names are not rare so 4 names are also somewhat common. Anything over 4 is unusual and most likely the result of inheriting 2 family names from each parent.

>>22835719 (OP)
Need kuruminha gf

Made a drawing for this thread

This is the only "Brazilian" image I currently have

>>22837463
Uncovered bundas are haram

>>22835719 (OP)
Why do y'all dickride Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva

just heard in the news that UN claims 12000 civilians died in the Ukraine war
that shit is safer than Brazil

>>22835719 (OP)
macaco

>>22837974
uninronicaly it is!
LMAO!"

>>22839353
How hard could it have been to cut the sugar canes and harvest the coffee ourselves? Also, how many niggers do you need to cut fucking sugar canes?
Portuguese colonial niggas were straight lazy and now we're fucked. Even lazy ass spanish siestaniggers didn't need that many slaves.

Green ID

Should I come to Brazil?

>>22839447
Nothing worthwhile here except maybe japanese-brazilian girls, but if you don't speak portuguese you might as well just go for regular japanese girls in Japan instead. Japanese-brazilian girls may have the upper hand in the bunda department on average tho.

>>22839455
Also all (good looking) japanese brazilian girls are my property so back off.

Should I cum in Brazil?

>>22837974
Most Brazilian murders are drug dealers killing other criminals, though, isn't it? Regular Brazilians who don't buy drugs only have to worry about being robbed, not killed.

>>22839532
yeah, fuck around find out, unless you get robbed at gunpoint or you to live in a very specific shithole where the crime rules everything, you are kind of safe if you stay away from thugs

>>22839532
my whole life I've never been robbed or anything and I don't know a lot of people who have, though granted i live in the capital which is the brazilian europe so I'm not a great example

>>22840142
>i live in the capital which is the brazilian europe
This is why nobody takes niggerzil seriously, you retards are fucking delusional.

>>22837331
Not true. Anyone can say it as long as they assimilate themselves into American black culture. In the hood philippinos, mexicans, and whites are allowed to say it as long as we feel they are truly one of us culturally

>>22840192
Brazil's capital is an artificial city built for the sole purpose of moving the capital away from the poorfags in case they feel like revolting or protesting. I'm sure they keep the capital very safe for their politicians.

>>22840142
DDD 61 Jegue

every time you eat feijoada remember:
neither muslims nor jews can it eat
it will taste even better think about this

Hi frens

>>22843085
Reminder for gringos to never feed feijoada to a brazilian girl, specially not an indian girl like >>22837355. They WILL start brapping and it WILL stink

How are your political relations with your neighbors right now?

>>22845174
I've lived both in the favelas and in the richest parts of São Paulo - unironically
>poorfags love the dissident right
>rich faggots who spend $800 usd per shirt love Lula

>>22845178
the south american elite is a complete disgrace
they make me hope for a commie revolution just to have them purged
everyone is like Bukele + Milei but backwards

>pic tldr
he is against ending the summer saving hours because he wants to go to the beach at 8PM and still get some sunlight
while the average wagie gets straight up tortured by it

the biggest injustice against Brazil is this scene not being basedjacked and going viral
rare brazilian upper class W

>>22845174
>that pic
Based.

>>22835719 (OP)
Are you aware of the brazilian luffy dance

>>22843085
yeah its pretty based
feijaoda and rice with guarana, uma delicia

>>22850298
Unfortunately

>>22850298
I wasn't