Thread 22837721

What does he watch?

>>22837721 (OP)
All 20-30 year old normalfag men look like this guy

>>22837721 (OP)
Idk but is it possible for me to become picrel as a white guy?

>>22837721 (OP)
Shia Labouf and Nicholas Cage filmography

>>22837721 (OP)
gen z is almost 30 thoe

>>22837721 (OP)
Savvy and wine about to be in tune with zeitgeist.

>>22837721 (OP)
Idubz?

>>22837721 (OP)
Why Steely Dan?

>>22837721 (OP)
The oldest zoomers are turning 30 this year. It's ok for him to use that slang.

>>22837725
They should get over talking like black children then

>>22837721 (OP)
whatever's popular out of curiosity also to blend in
and some arthouse movies
and foreign films with subs

>>22837728
Because there's absolutely no reason or way anyone of that age would be into Steely Dan, therefore it's a "flex" to appear "sophisticated" or "in the know".
Steely Dan is also bland/benign enough to not directly offend anyone or even trigger a conversation about it.

He's literally me.

Literally me

>>22837721 (OP)
this one is too real for me

Look here, there's nothing wrong with pulling from some rehearsed conversations you've had a few times.

>>22837721 (OP)
>Steely Dan
Why do I keep seeing this meme pop up recently?

>>22837723
it's very difficult even for black men to achieve his presence.

>>22837722
I've never seen this once

>>22837734
>>22837721 (OP)
These are way too specific.

>>22837721 (OP)
>listens to Joe Rogan and friends podcasts all day

>>22837729
Zoomer generation is from 1997 to 2012. No, they aren't. It's still 2 more years till the first zoomers turn 30.

>>22837728
Well the creator of this image made the 'jack say "him" instead of "them" so I guess it's another dig at a hypothetical person wanting to flex a "deep cut" but fucking up on two levels; the first being that Steely Dan is not a "deep cut", they're by no means obscure or unheard of. The second being he doesn't even know it's a band/duo not an individual.
>TLDR; nigga is frontin'

>>22837734
>lives in the city
>no job
This is driving me fucking nuts, how does someone exist in the city without a job without being homeless? Rent is like 1200 dollars for a shithole studio apartment, there's no fucking way these memes are real. I've never lived in the city, but this drives me fucking wild.

>>22837734
They used to call that kind of a guy a "flaneur".

If this encourages people to listen to Steely Dan then please continue to post it.

>>22837721 (OP)
Getting a that's wild is Infuriating especially when it is the most basic statment.

>>22837748
>>22837721 (OP)
For the hyper-socialized culturally retarded zoomer; when a boomer/millennial replies to you "That's wild", it means it's time to shut the fuck up and we no longer care about what you're talking about. The movies and tv shows lied to you, older people don't suddenly become phogies that finger-point dance and say "what in tarnation!" they adapt to the new lingo and use it short-hand for the most basic social queues.

>>22837749
settle down unc

>>22837745
..he lives with his parents anon.

>>22837749
That's wild

>>22837749
The point being is that a dullard wants to shut down any conversation that is out of routine and requires a miniscule amount mental energy. Euphoria might be the most up to date media with slang.

>>22837749
>gif
>dick butt
>Bioshock Infinite
Hoh shit, we got a legit boomer in here folx.

So is this like an autistic guy trying to be normal or is it just an NPC normie trying to look interesting?
Either way if you identify with this you should probably go to the other website

>>22837721 (OP)
They don't watch film, listen to music, or read books. They spout the opinions of their e-daddy of choice.

>>22837754
Check the filename, it's from knowyourmeme. They're always formatted that way.

>>22837753
More like they want to shut down any conversation that doesn't effect their lives because they aren't teeny boppers who care about what he said she said. It's called being an adult. High school ends when you're 18, keep the conversations relevant to that age bracket, in that age bracket.

>>22837732
I'm 30 and I've been into Steely Dan since I was 14-15. I was a weird jazz band kid though

>>22837721 (OP)
A24 films

>>22837759
I only know of Steely Dan because my mom was a wine-o who played him on our stereo out back at 9 o clock every night.

>>22837744
i'm a hundred perthent pothitive that she's my thoul mate

>>22837759
Same.

>>22837749
I've said it because it's less convoluted than saying "That's a different opinion and one I haven't yet considered, please extrapolate more on what you're saying" I don't see anything wrong using short-handed slang to encourage a deeper conversation. I think it displays you are actively listening.

>>22837742
Depending on who you ask, the cutoff can be 1995.
It's weird to me for a generation cutoff to not be at least rounded to the nearest 5-year increment, or for it to have been done this way for the first time

>>22837759
>flexing how he's been into Steely Dan since 2010
LOL.

>>22837755
He successfully dates college girls that is throwing me off. If he were a weirdo the girls would tell security and he would be interrogated by them in from off the other students. You aren't allowed to interact with the others if you deviate from the most basic routine.

>>22837749
>when a boomer/millennial replies to you "That's wild", it means it's time to shut the fuck up and we no longer care about what you're talking about
That's not true, I'm 31 and when I say that (I picked it up from some zoomers) I actually mean exactly that, that that's wild and probably shouldn't happen, or "what a world" and that sort of sentiment. I am probably the only one though. I've never heard anyone older than me say "that's wild" at all.

>>22837758
You are a simpleton and it affect your life. You just aren't astute enough to notice.

>>22837764
>I respond to interesting conversations with noncommittal responses
You should probably stop doing that.

>>22837761
Your mom undoubtedly was rocking to this song
>bury the bottle mama it's great for the wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdoCQn_Tjac

>>22837767
I love the local community college since I can buy cheap lunch there, hot dog and fries and a coke for 5 bucks, nice young ass to look at. And it's easy to look like a student. Tbh I might go back to school as I'll be a NEET again soon and need to be doing something to keep my parents off my back. I could drop 1k on a couple classes. Might get me some 19 yr old pussy (I'm 30)

>>22837759
Is he any good asf fr fr?

>>22837770
Yeah... I'm a people pleaser. It's killing me on the inside. I've turned myself into a hikikomori because of it

>>22837771
Nope, she would just play the Can't Buy A Thrill album every night...Well, not every night, she would rotate him out regularly with America, Tom Petty, The Eagles, and Fleetwood Mac.

>>22837734
>watches girls
>doesn't pay attention to surroundings
dishonest anime faggot

>>22837772
No girl no matter how desperate is going to let your NEET ass get near them

>>22837721 (OP)
Anime (usually older stuff to seem hip), every A24 film, and anything on HBO.
>>22837725
>gen z is almost 30
Only for the oldfags in our gen that were born in 19 something and were alive when 9/11 happened, for us early 00s Zoomies we're just getting started.

>>22837772
Based. Be wary though. You might feel the same but dorkmeisters might be against. You will get sandbaggers interfering with your social connections with other students. Get prepared for a teacher or student questioning in front of the whole class on why you are speaking with anyone. They Will pretend to be obtuse of basic interactions like getting coffee or going to a bbq.

>>22837759
>>22837732
>>22837728
The name "Steely Dan" is a reference to a strap-on dildo from Naked Lunch btw

>>22837779
>>22837777
This guy is a sandbagger. Don't let him dissuade you or throw you off. Calmly explain social interactions are normal and he is the weird one.

>>22837780
not just a strapon, a STEAM POWERED strapon.

>>22837777
Being a NEET-incel from 7th grade up to 12th, the only time I was at all considered "cool" was ironically in college.

>>22837782
Coin operated boy is supposed to be the same thing. Weird theme musicians got into.

>>22837721 (OP)
>madison
Wisconsin? Ya got me.

>>22837783
Art clubs and school events are the place to mingle.

>>22837784
Beat poets were extremely popular with Boomer pseuds and proto-shitposters, both of which made a lot of excellent and popular music at the time.

>>22837785
One of my best friends in high school moved there for college, he loves it there and I'd love to visit him.

>>22837780
lol it was the nickname I chose for myself when I was a boy scout camp counseler in 2004. I had no idea. Some older assistant scout master told me when waiting in line for lunch. I just laughed and smiled. The main dude for the camp turned out to be a boy diddler. You can probably look him up. Mataguay scout camp 2000 Glen. Went by the name Wrangler. I made friends with one of the dudes that got diddled. Shout out to Hay

this one describes me the most at 33. i hope i get the courage to kill myself soon.

>>22837721 (OP)
>constantly adding Gen Z slang despite being almost 30
Basically everyone under 30 is Gen Z. Anyone who is 29 and younger from today is Gen Z.

>>22837790
If you have that mindset, you should, genuinely. If you get over it and just accept your current state, you'll be better off.

>>22837721 (OP)
i know a guy that looks exactly like this at plumbing class. he watches basketball on his laptop and was previously a mold inspector

>>22837791
This, 1995 is the widely accepted cutoff for Gen-Z/Milennial, while 2010 is generally accepted as the cutoff for Zoomer/Alpha

>>22837793
>he watches basketball on his laptop

>>22837727
Ian Carrol

>>22837791
Peaceful warrior would fix this guy.

>>22837794
Cool, but you're wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z

>>22837734
How does he know the city if he walks the same route every day?

>>22837737
The name is easy to remember.

Steely Dan is good though?

Not a social chameleon but I take on different personality when I go out with different friend groups

>>22837800
It's a small city and he goes completely around.

>>22837802
It's old, so it's bad to zoomers.

>>22837800
The same route is everywhere

>>22837798
>Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years
Git gud
>>22837802
I'm more of a Takanaka guy

>>22837721 (OP)

>The bluh derr dubbuh-doo... What duh he derr?

>>22837803
Everyone does. Only hotties can be themselves all the time and won't have any repercussions.

>>22837803
Quite literally the definition of a social chameleon.

>>22837721 (OP)
Zoomers are almost 30 so the slang part is weird.

>>22837803
>different friend groups
fuck you normie

>>22837807
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfvSbsKTU

>>22837732
Steely Dan made good songs you fucking twat

>>22837811
Your insights are not so important that you need to post them before reading the rest of the thread, most of it being about the exact same point.

>>22837734
used to be me now i'm the 29 year old long distance droooover

>>22837816
When I sleep I just get non-stop nightmares, to the point where I'm beginning to enjoy them.

>>22837813
>Tatanka
Can't tell if shitosting or not, but I meant Takanaka, the mid to late 70s Jap yacht rock guitar virtuoso
https://youtu.be/nQZKe9zla2U?si=WHWCmjXOGvnJPhNC
But yeah based taste in wrestlers on your part

>>22837740
its a simple ass meme I don't get you people not every single detail needs to perfectly match the people its making fun of, if you don't see relevance you don't know enough people

>>22837759
You grew up with the internet, retard. Musical "eras" haven't existed since we were in grade 3

>>22837819
Same but anymore I somehow realized I'm in a dream. I can tell everything's too fuzzy or reality is not working the way it should and I usually wake up not long after.

>>22837820
i was purposely misinterpreting what you said for comedic effect, but thank you anyway. I will watch your video now

>>22837780
That is literally you in the picture.

>>22837754
>newfag

>>22837815
To bad

>>22837730
fo' real

>>22837753
this
>>22837758
people that are only capable of talking about their narrow frame are lame people, i could talk about almost anything

>>22837777
if hes not fat and is groomed well enough his chances aren't any worse than most of the other college losers

>>22837829
But do you want to talk about almost anything, do you have that kind of patience?

>>22837820
>>22837824
started off mostly grooving to the bass, but it had a strong ending. most of the song reminded me of love boat, or the beach resort town from final fantasy 7

>>22837790
>if i could do it now I would have
most of that is classic self destructive depressive behavior but that one is my life, I'm married with a job better than my last and my own home but that doesn't mean I've broken past the sense of inability to better myself, dropped out of college and can't get into a good field to save my life, its dumbfounding I got this job at a hotel and I just know I'm gonna fuck it up eventually

>>22837790
ill add to this that when your life is like this just get into drugs whether its alcohol/weed/or kratom, i abuse the ladder and it allows me to stop feeling about basically everything so long as I do it everyday

>>22837749
is a social queue like when you're at a pot luck and there's a line to get more food? or do you mean like at a funeral when people line up to see the body?

>>22837721 (OP)
f*sht*nk

>>22837739
It’s common where I live but I’m in bumblefuck. They seem pretty cool but I don’t hang out with people that age.

>hey listeners, thanks for joining me here tonight on SDFM, this next song is dedicated to all the cunny connoisseurs on /tv/. Open up that window and let the night air in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=earDfJM4guQ

>>22837825
I've never actually listened to Steely Dan and have never had a strong urge to listen to them given there's so many other fantastic bands/artists from that period. I can't even name one song of theirs.

Explain this surge in greasy badly hacked mullets and patchy mustaches.

>>22837832
i've always wondered: what is that gif from? is that from some skit the WWF did? shaun never really did any hollywood stuff

>>22837831
i like to talk to people the most that say things most normies wouldn't say, subjects that you wouldn't expect to here irl

>>22837841
i always figured it was a cameo on baywatch as a villain, but i've never looked it up. will do now.

looks to be from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4B0heENVgI

maybe a crossover, as i remember pamela anderson being some sort of prize in smoe wwf event back then that he won

>>22837803
>>22837809
Normalfags actually regulate their personality to abide by the social consensus filter? I thought it was a meme

>>22837779
>>22837767
Maybe for a loser creep like yourself. Grow a spine and self awareness

>>22837732
you're into two types of music
the shit your parents listed to
the shit you listened to as a teen
everything else is poser shit unless you're a musician and it's your job to have an ear

>>22837776
Seeing something isn't the same as paying attention to it, fuckwit

>>22837839
Yeah but you know the weird factoids.

>>22837840
It’s what is popular now.

>>22837800
Fucking retard

>>22837849
But why

>>22837843
>feech and shawn
fucking kino. thanks anon.

>>22837846
I really like this sentiment but I can't say it's true

>>22837845
Sandbagger. Example, you ask a girl if she wants to study and this dork shows up and says why do you need her to study? Why don't you study by yourself? Observe and prepare.

>>22837723
yeah. blackface, but you have to train your voice first. And you can't ever drop the act
Then get arrested by the cops by nigging out, and of the body cam goes viral, you'll be accepted.
They might call you names in jail but just say you have rapid vitiligo - cuz the blackface will probably be wearing off at that point

>>22837816
Literally me. Goodnight, anon.

>>22837721 (OP)
>religiously ollows baseball and hockey now for some reason
because football and basketball are too black. even if baseball is filled with beaners, it's white-coded

>>22837778
>for us early 00s Zoomies we're just getting started.
you're in your mid-late 20s now, you have no skibidi rizz

>>22837851
Why was broccoli head popular? It just is. I think this is better.

>>22837842
I have two very intelligent friends that love my company. They never belittle me for my lack of knowledge and enjoy my non sequiturs. They also earnestly respond to my inquires and have great senses of humor. You and I would probably get along

>>22837858
Don’t be a playa hata

>>>/pol/211623293
ok thanks friend