Thread 22838326

It’s difficult to describe how sad an American’s life is.
Post things Americans never know or will never have.

it would be hotter if a black man stuck his fat throbbing cock in the cheese.

Americans would never know the feel of losing a military conflict against some flightless birds

>>22838326 (OP)
We have an entire state dedicated to making the best cheese in the world you retarded chink.

>>22838326 (OP)
>3rd cheese wheel
GIWTWM

>>22838329
Vermont cheese is better dough.

>>22838326 (OP)
Enlighten us with your high culture, uh, austral...ia

Bitches love cheese

>>22838326 (OP)
Cheese

>>22838326 (OP)
What do her feet smell like??

>>22838335
cheese

>>22838335
>feet
>cheese
LEE

>>22838326 (OP)
is the aroma absorbed by the cheese to improve the flavor?

>>22838326 (OP)
nigga we know what gouda is

>>22838326 (OP)
This stuff is delicious.

>>22838326 (OP)
how dumb are you? have you seen the cheese section whole foods? a good chunk of the ham planets are poor, but the rest of em want the good shit....a lot of it.

>>22838340
I eat amazing food but those and club crackers could sustain me for longer than I'd like to admit.

>>22838326 (OP)
>Most Americans never know what real cheese tastes like.
false
checkmate, atheists

>>22838330
>>22838326 (OP)
How much for the 3rd cheese wheel? I will pay extra...

Anons I bought some soft cheese last night but left it out by mistake, and found it some 18 hours later on the counter. Is it safe to eat?

>>22838344
I assumed that was the premise, that it was like an autograph with her pussy stamp on it.

>>22838345
Only one way to find out

>>22838326 (OP)

The cheese won't develop the right bacterial culture if a gymnast doesn't smear her asshole and pussy all over it. Am I following you correctly?

>>22838326 (OP)
I once found a slice of cheddar aged 999 days. Tasted amazing. Can't find anything like it again.

>>22838326 (OP)
>The only real cheese is cheese a woman has wiped her taint, buttwhole and teats on

ok

>>22838326 (OP)
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to catch a whiff of her fart after eating everyone of those cheese blocks

>>22838326 (OP)
Whole Foods has over 1000 imported cheeses

>>22838326 (OP)
i've never wanted to be cheese more in my life

>>22838326 (OP)
>Post things Americans never know or will never have
FORESKIN

>>22838351
You do deserve this upvote, good xir!

>>22838327
mutt's law

>>22838326 (OP)
Lol foreigners don't know that America produces some of the best wine and cheese in the world.
Every single year, France, Italy, and the USA

>>22838352
>Most Americans
Do not shop at Whole Foods

>>22838331
Vermont dairy is disgusting and only east coast retards that can't get any better consume that hippie shit.

>>22838326 (OP)
I'd eat her cheese

>>22838329
Ah, yes, the good ol' American (((cheese))).

>>22838326 (OP)
No cake and no chest cake.

>>22838326 (OP) OP has a cheese fetish... I bet you paid extra for her to squat on the cheese wheel... Get help!

What thing will Americans never have... Well because we are busy babysitting niggers and women... We will probably never have nice things like this...

One pump in and out I would bust Big Mac sauce in her cunt dump it out in and out bust a nut

>>22838361
Not an argument Piotr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_cheese

>>22838355
Thank you kind sir take this updoot!

>>22838361
That's not cheese retard, it's burger topping and it's not too bad if you get deli version which is the real cheese equivalent of that slop.

>>22838364
>One pump in and out I would bust Big Mac sauce in her cunt dump it out in and out bust a nut

>>22838345
If it's actually cheese (as in, it was made with a starter culture and not slop poured into a mold) then yes it's totally fine. I'm making a block of brick cheese that has to sit out at 21 degrees for over two weeks before going into the fridge. Brie and camembert would be even longer. The point is that the "good" culture that is healthy fights off and creates an environment where bacteria can't grow anyway. So the worst thing that can happen is if you left it out for a week and it started getting black/red mold. But even then it wouldn't kill you.

t. hobby cheesemaker

>>22838365
>>22838367
You can cope, you can sneethe, but you can't escape your "cheese" legacy.

>>22838367
>t.

Why are americans obsessed with nigger dicks? so fucking weird

>>22838373
You literally have a news station called BBC. Maybe sit this one out.

>>22838326 (OP)
Feta is the superior cheese
Parmigiano is made by African niggers, saw a documentary about how its made and atleast 5 niggers touch that cheese with their bare hands in the manufacturing process.

>>22838329
Europoors get upity about cheese and whine
But we have our that’s just as good

>>22838333
That wheel of cheese is worth probably 800 hundred bucks
lol What a simp

>>22838326 (OP)
That particular one tastes like puke and milk to me, I guess a salted Hershey bar without the chocolate and corn syrup is the mutt equivalent.

>>22838376
Napa valley wine beat french wine in blind taste testing and they're still seething about it.

>>22838374
yeah which has nothing to do with black dicks you mentally ill cuckhold freak

>>22838377
> That wheel of cheese is worth probably 800 hundred bucks
> 12 kg = 26.5 lbs
Is Trump's economy really that bad? Even here you wouldn't find a cheese that expensive.

>>22838376
>just as good
You put sawdust in your industrial cheese and I'm not fully sure mutt cheese is even cheese.

>>22838377
I buy cheese from the cheesedealer at 12 euros per kilo, which is a normal price for good cheese.
I may even get a little discount if I buy the whole wheel.

>>22838380
dude when normal people see that they think immediately of that

>>22838384
no they don't you mentally ill cuckhold tranny freak

>>22838375
Feta is gay cheese you put in gay salads and in your gay ass
You think I'm gonna cry my cheese gets made by enslaved niggers? Makes it even better

>>22838375
feta is technically not "cheese"

>>22838326 (OP)
There's only like 3-5 different products in Europoor markets. So they cannot fathom the literal aisles of variety in an American store. So they assume America 'like them' has 1 kind of cheese, one kind of milk, one kind of bread.

>>22838326 (OP)
man i love marketing so much

>>22838388
>let me tell you about your country

>>22838377

Nah, and since the simp is a dairy farmer chances are that wheel cheese would've gone to the strategic cheese reserve. America fucked up by subsidizing dairy farmers by buying excess milk and making it into cheese. As soon as the government did this dairy farmers ramped up milk production to sell the government excess milk. Rather then the intending idea that the US would just buy up the minimal shortfall.

Basically farmers scam the government by quadrupling milk production.

Because you are from lame ass poor faggor America. Rich northeast towns all get the finest cheeses thanks to Italians. Sorry you grew up with mayonnaise in Kentucky bird bones.

The New York memes also need to stop there are 20,000 restaurants in nyc and countless specialty shops selling literally everything you could think of. Back to wal mart chuddie pick me up a Twinkie lolllllllllllll

>>22838343
>>22838343

GO COUGS

You guys know that there are cheese wheels like that work like $30,000 right

Oh wait no you guys are low class Alabama filth

>>22838328
but you do know the feel of losing a military conflict against some Cubans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Afghans, Cheyenne, Lakota, Arapaho, and Taiwanese.

>>22838329
>>22838376
>>22838379
you're adorable

>>22838329

This. Europoors get pissed at it and try to hide it all the time, but America constantly wins competitions for having the best cheese and wine in the world.

Also do not mention the judgement of paris to them. Decades later they still have a full mental and emotional breakdown about it.

>>22838326 (OP)
There's a massive cheese section in most of America's supermarkets with a huge selection of cheese, from domestically made cheeses of many kinds to imported cheese.

Most even have a full cheese wheel, mostly for display.

>>22838361
>>22838370
Where did this idea that America only has American Cheese come from? "American cheese" was itself originally made from the massive amounts of cheddar and Jack cheese left over in production mixed with whey cheese.

America is the top producer of many kinds of cheese considered to be "European" and yet is also still one of the world's largest importers of cheese.

>>22838326 (OP)
I would eat an entire cheese wheel from her anus for free. I expect no financial compensation for this. I'm basically the cheese janny

>>22838380
Wasn't the main BBC office found packed with gay pedophile artwork.

>>22838326 (OP)
ngl, europepoop has so many sand niggers america is basically 2nd world now and eu turned to 3rd world

>>22838390
>He says in a "pissing and shitting about America" thread that can't get basic facts about the country right.

>>22838398
And you're a retarded subhuman that doesn't know jack shit, many such cases.

>>22838400

It came from the European Unions protectionism. Basically they listed hundreds of types of cheese as special and you can only make them in Europe and even if you make exactly the same cheese using the same ingredients and methods, it's just "fake" because you didn't make it in the right location in Europe.

>>22838406
Yeah that's why I buy my Apple stuff directly from China. Mind you, it's made in the same factories that deliver to Apple for resale. Fuck American protectionism.

>>22838326 (OP)
How much for this one?

>>22838397
Canadians stills mad over losing the war lol

>>22838329
I have never heard of any ametican cheese besides the plastic kind. Yet Americans buy tons of Italian, Spanish, and Dutch cheese.
Isn't that a little curious?

>>22838410

No. America makes their own "European cheese". But instead of parmigiano-reggiano they are buying parmesan. Which is exactly the same thing but not made in Italy.

>>22838411
>Which is exactly the same thing but not made in Italy.
I have seen your parmesan, it's nowhere near the same

>>22838408
Do you think she farted on that cheese wheel?

IM GONNA EAT A CHEESEWHEEL OUT HER ASS!

>>22838412

Yeah, it's usually better. America are basically the best cheese makers in the world because Europeans rely too much on being "traditional" and don't do anything to improve their craft.

>>22838412
True. Because even if everything is followed the same and use the same ingredients it's not made in x location which is really the magic in making cheese

>>22838408
That one will take another 6 months to ferment.

>>22838411
it's not the same thing you retarded jewoid

>>22838415
Nigger your "cheese" is shelf stable. It is basically sawdust, except even sawdust rots

>>22838326 (OP)
notice how's she eyeing the triangular piece as she wishes she could sit on that one instead

>>22838326 (OP)
That cheese is ruined after that STD infected roastie sat her diseased pussy all over it. Disgusting.

>>22838418

Made with the same ingredients, same tools and using the same methods but according to this swarthy fucker it's just not the same because it just isn't.

>>22838419

Keep crying and go back to eating your rotten fish. Fact is, America dominates competitions when it comes to having the best cheese.

>>22838329
>America makes the best cheese in the world
Good one

>>22838416
While there is something to be said about some climates and locations bringing something unique. I am fundamentally against how the EU has made certain names protected

>>22838412
>Your parmesan
You've seen one type, probably the cheapest, out of a thousand.

>>22838410
>I have never heard
I'd wager theirs plenty of things in this world you never head of because you're an ignorant european high on your own arragonance.

>>22838424
When American made European style cheese enters blind taste competitions in Europe it always does well.

There is this thing called IMPORTED CHEESE. You can buy it in America. Amazing, I know.

Plus who the fuck wouldn't make grilled cheese with chad high fat American cheese (desu I also throw some Asiago in there too).

>>22838326 (OP)
Americans will never know what it's like to die in a 75 degree """heat wave"""

>>22838327
Why is it always an American /pol/?

We have European level cheese. It's not the cheapest, and nothing's advertised

>>22838410
America produces a third to a half of a billion pounds of provolone cheese every year.

>>22838427
No, they're just not sold here, nor do they ever show up in the cheese festivals, its just European stuff.

>>22838407
>admitting to being an i-toddler in public
anon I....

>>22838410
>Yet Americans buy tons of Italian, Spanish, and Dutch cheese.
All of it made in Wisconsin, you retard. That could, by itself, raise a military that would rolfstomp any one of those tourist trap meme countries you mentioned. And probably a better hockey team too.

>>22838361
>ah yes
Redditism spotted. Go back.

>>22838341
Why is it all imports though?

>>22838431
I mean to be fair it's often an Israeli or meme flag too.

>>22838434
Sounds like EU big cheese doesn't want any competition, economic warfare is the main job of the EU after all.

>>22838436
>All of it made in Wisconsin
https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/cheese/reporter/usa
No. It's not

>>22838377
>That wheel of cheese is worth probably 800 hundred bucks
whaaat? it's about equivalent of 110$ here, likely less as I calculated using price of smoked one I use
fucking hell we should sell you our cheese if true

>>22838326 (OP)
How hard is it for you to not think about America? Are you capable of such a thing?

>>22838428
Do you have an example? It sounds like it would be an interesting study.

>>22838391
in ending commie times our commie gov was buying milk higher than sold in shops, resulting in farmers buing it out and selling again

>>22838426
>You've seen one type, probably the cheapest, out of a thousand.
Fair, what types do you have?

>>22838328
What if we pluck it? You've lost plenty of wars against those.

>>22838326 (OP)
what, my cheese is supposed to be tasting like this bitches pussy?

>>22838438
Because we are a peasant stock people and we don't really like fancy cheeses. Me personally i love cheddars and I like Munster and then the typical italian cheeses and the kinds used in Mexican food but fancy soft cheeses I don't care for.

Cool, it's this thread again.

>>22838329
I've had a selection of Wisconsin cheese and while I have been positively surprised I do not think it can be considered the best by any metric (the ridiculous "world cheese awards" do not count). I'd buy some if it was more readily available abroad.

In my opinion, the main issue is that FDA policies on the use of raw milk are too strict which severely limit the potential of American cheese.

>>22838328
Your country lost a war against flightless sandniggers and flightless rice farmers; it's probably best to sit this one out champ.

>>22838405
Quintessential europeanism - win only in controlled environments and admire your farts how superior you are.

>>22838326 (OP)
European cheese is for sale across America

>>22838326 (OP)
love this photo, wholesome white european shit

I want to eat cheese with her if you know what I mean

>>22838458
I want to fuck her in the ass if you now what I mean.

>>22838326 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>22838326 (OP)

We make very good cheese of every variety.

Velveeta or "American cheese" is more of a niche product. You might try it though, it does make a really good grilled cheese sandwich even though it isn't cheese.

>>22838461
Pic is a pretty bad example in that case. The sandwich he made looked atrocious

>>22838373
Cope
Its mostly the anglosphere
USA Canada and UK in that order

>>22838326 (OP)
The enemy is below the ground in well guarded deep underground cheese-bunkers, high-tech cheese facilities and cheese temples; has advanced knowledge and cheese technologies; is in control of governments, militaries and other mercenaries and can move armies, stage wars and other large scale psyops. Do you want cheese or do you want total globohomo war?

>>22838326 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66H_hSZ_m8

>>22838328
kek anon got em seethin with this one

>>22838453
you smelling the parmesan or the feet?

>>22838326 (OP)
OP is an abbo.

>>22838438
Every supermarket has thousands of points of imported and domestically made cheeses aside from what you think "American cheese" is.

>>22838326 (OP)
MN/WI make some of the creamiest cheeses on the face of the planet.

>>22838447
Subtle one

>>22838446
I'm not exaggerating with my suggestion that there are probably 1000 brands of American Parmesan which range from Parmesan reminiscent sawdust to world class and made with traditional methods.
I don't have a list on hand but it's not like they're secret I'm sure you can find a dozen types in a broad range just by googling.

In the town I grew up in the supermarket even carried small amounts of locally made Parmesan which I always bought for when I was making shrimp scampi.

reminded me of this video

>>22838422
>Made with the same ingredients, same tools and using the same methods but according to this swarthy fucker it's just not the same because it just isn't.
They entire Italian economy is built on "artisan" and "handmade", they have failed to innovate in anyway since Ford spanked them in Le Mans.

kek all these retards ITT thinking they got the best cheese. there's only one country on earth that makes real cheese.

>>22838475
And it's Denmatk

>>22838475
>>22839182
The most expensive cheese in world is Donkey cheese made in Serbia
The mutts tried to compete but they mistook male and female donkey and ended up milking the male donkey

Somebody forgot to tell people again that /pol is not a general topic board, but bant is geesh if more people stopped trying to use pol for generals there would be more people here

>>22838329
Nothing good, noteworthy, or worthwhile exists west of New England.