Thread 22841793

Passed out on my chair award
My back hurts

>>22841793 (OP)
Lil suisse demon has a weak back

>>22841793 (OP)
Ooh, does little OP need a massage?

Once I fell asleep in my own lap at a dentist office, and I woke up with my legs numb and a single cute girl across from me in the room. So I had to wait for my legs to wake up, and then I went to check if my brothers were done with their wisdom teeth removal.

>>22841812
big suisse
>>22841814
Yes please
>>22841816
>Once I fell asleep in my own lap
I have a hard time picturing this

>>22841822
Come here, big guy.

>>22841826
Just don't charge me extra because my dick is too big

>>22841793 (OP)
Your sleeps must be amazing if you can pass out in your chair

>>22841836
alcohol consumption might have plaid a role

>>22841830
How big is it? I'll give you a handsome discount.

>>22841875
Sorry this is personal information

Have an appointment with my lawyer today at 2pm

It's soon that time of the year where the internet fills with schoolchildren on summer break

I went 1 hour too early fucking kms I'm retarded

>>22841793 (OP)
Is this (You)?

>>22842643
I look like that

I am back home
God I hate this heat

I relate the most to children on d*sc*rd and no I'm not a pedo

>>22841793 (OP)
tha'ts why i use a piano stool instead of a gaming chair

>>22843211
I would just fall to the floor, hit my head and then pass out

>>22841793 (OP)
stop playjng vrchat

Started drinking.

>>22843528
shiet...

>>22842643
me in uhhh
7 to 10 years

i guess atleast he's employed

>>22843534
never did that really
it's such a weird way to socialmaxx
>>22843564
he might be dead

>>22843565
true
he's got all those beverage cans & the 2-liter of pepsi, but i bet he wasn't a complete shut-in at the time
i used to drink like 4 diet sprites every day, along with a bunch of sugar, and i still felt much healthier than i do now eating salmon and drinkign only water/coffee, because i was hopeful and focused

also his living conditions look cluttered but not filthy, that's a good thing

>>22843534
>>22843565
>never did that really
>it's such a weird way to socialmaxx
it seems like people have a good time on there
idk though, i'm sure alot of it is shallow

>>22843576
Only extroverted people with irl complexes are on there it's simply not fun for me

>>22843780
i knwo what you mean

I might impulsively off myself
I remember it getting dangerous 4 years ago but never thought of myself as suicidal since it's not the misery type but the impulsivity type

sternhagelvoll

holy shiete this board is so kil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo_SYbMlErU
Пoпaл eй пpямo в нoc, oн пoкpacнeл, eбyчий хoлoд

breathing heavy
>>22844509
fat

>>22844520
starvemaxxed

4 bottles of absolut in 8 days

Have to stand up

I'm back. How are you, OP?

>>22845012
I woke up
I wonder why alcohol makes my sleep so fucking bad

>>22845551
Alcohol is a depressant. It will make you a bit sleepy. You might also be bored by such a sterile liquor. Have you tried a nice fruit brandy?

>>22845563
Yeah but every time I pass out I'll wake up 6 hours later and not be able to fall asleep anymore

>>22845564
I owe you a massage. Lie down for a bit.

Finished.
Have a great day :)

>>22845571
I already took a paracetamol so it's okay

>>22845551
Deleats your rem and deep sleep.
Boozed sleep is pretty much worthless to repair your body.
Also raises cortisol and kills your gains

>>22845577
Benzos do that too but I always overslept, with alc I wake up so early it's insane

>>22845579
Benzos=gaba
Booze=gaba
Duhhhhhh

>>22845580
Yuh
Although alcohol also affects glutamate

>was psyopped to be left on read by an e-woman
chat is it over for me

>>22845782
Thats a duuuude bro
Why u so gay?

>>22846246
My w*man detecting skills are pretty good, refined from having to avoid them over years

>>22846247
Sounds more like delusion and desperation though

>>22846252
Desperation for what

>>22846258
At least attention.
More maybe.

>>22846265
I only like interesting attention (the threshold is very low since I'm always bored)
It also can't consume too much energy (thus I avoid women)

>>22842643
Exactly, eerily me but with less beard.

Why do I sober up so fast

>>22846364
<3
>>22846833
wish i knew

I wonder what a ward looks like

i gotta buy a new car battery i tihnk
hopefully it's just the battery
i never even gotg the title transferred to my name

>>22847835
me too
i also wonder how much it varies between each ward

>>22847857
I think it's chill asf in switzerland
Can't be worse than the prison

>>22847835
U usually share a room with some Other luny, Ur Not allowed to own a charger, Shoe ties, pencils or forks basically anything you could Hurt yourself with
You are Not allowed to Go outside and get forced to Take weird meds
The only form of Entertainment is talking or playing Card with Ur inmates If you are Not in solirtary confinment that is
If you behave really Bad or If they See you as a danger then they can also get U in solirtary confinment where the only social contact U will have is 3 Times a day when they Bring you food, U get to have books and a Radio If Ur lucky and can try to Not Go insane without Pills By doing daily Body weight exercises Till Ur Body gives Up
Just a small room with a table a chair and a bed that U are locked Up in
Oh and Ur also stripped of any rights since U are insane and Dangerous

>>22847920
IDK if it's always like that. Maybe but doesn't sound that bad

I'm a piece of shit with no morality shrouded in socratic trash, you should care about what I think of you and I shouldn't care what you think of me

>>22841793 (OP)
Cute
I download your pic

>>22848553
>>22848559

>>22848569
K

>>22848575
kys

>>22848577
Lmaoing to this post and situation
Fuel?

Very funny go post it on reddit or something

>>22848591
Tell me your bottle moneynigger

>>22848615
Nice

It's such a vile drug

You drink other than absolut?

>>22848643
I hate the taste of alcohol so the fewer sips I need to take the better

erm
my favourite e-person is sperging out

About to pass out
I never learn do I

It's annoying that my drunkenness isn't reflected in my typing quality so everyone takes things as if I am sober
Maybe I should occasionally make more mistakes so the state comes across

I passed out again award

brandy is the cure

>>22849746
Too much sulfides and methanol

>>22842643
I think I used to have that same desk, except the keyboard tray was also made of glass

I am drunk already

>>22850347
cute video

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nUrDqySHE

Bottle statut?

>>22850681
I bought a new one today
I drank about a third (230ml of 40%(100ml ethanol)) today

>>22850685
ID checked again?

>>22850698
No it was the young apprentice that is probably too shy to ask lole

>>22850510
Holy shit.
You seem to spend your whole day collecting pics.
Having a good time?

>>22850705
I'm literally just a blogposter lite, my pictures are too random and not high quality
The day is going like any other albeit I hoped the weekend to be more interesting

>>22850710
It is what it is ehh?
Seems comfy, but why would this weekend be more interesting?
Did you spend effort to make it that way?

First day wearing a kimono outside.
10/10 very comfy not hot, and no sunburn will do again.

>>22850713
On the weekend there are more people online to e-battle or talk to
>First day wearing a kimono outside.
You must radiate massive autism energy

Shitsed myself again award. Not enough bathroom break at jobs. There don't to give enough times to take a shits. When I do take shits
>Hurry up Ramandeep
>Quick Ramandeep
>You shits too many ramandeep.l

You don't shits enough. Now I shits all over me and I gont to get home until 4 hours from now.

Write up again......

>>22850717
Holy shit, if you think you csnt sink lower remember this.. there is always a way it csn be worse.
Hope dou didnt ate spicy... that would burn like hell all the way to Feierabend.
>>22850716
But its comfy. And since i sayed to my boss that he can f himself i feel so free.
Still have the job but the mental space is amazing.

But if you dont do sonething to make it more interesting, why would anyone else?
Next time , why you dont beyourself the force to spice it up?

>>22850720
Thanks you here is picture of my mother u can keep for later

>>22850720
You sound very young.... I pay a lot of respect to what others think about me so I could never leave the house without drip and washed hair
>make it more interesting
I am too low energy to do anything desu

>>22850739
Nobody care about nobody think of u

>>22850744
uuh then tell me why people interact with me differently depending on how I dress? Thanks doc

>>22850731
Oh thank you, but gave she permission that you share her glory?
Love tat she still has this good skin.
She really took care about herself.
>>22850739
Likely older then you lol
I cared a lot till i saw that i gain nothing from acting like they want me to.
Since i dont act like that, i feel soo much better, i love to say yes! To myself.
We all die, noone cares. May they have their laught but iam comfy.
And i dont care anymore.
If i lose my job i find another, big deal.
If they laught i just walk.
Do you know that moment when you look for a lighter and dont find any, searxh at all pockets, and then your backpack were ypu find one, one your younger self has stored there that you have one?
Bliss dude thats fucking awesome.
Store Essential stuff in every piece of clothing. Nice to know a younger version cared.
>lowenergy
Why?
Have you tanked a
Enough sunlight lately?
Or maybe dont drink that much...
Hope that gets better soon.

>>22850757
Okay you radiate insane levels of autism but it's okay
I am just low energy, don't have anything to motivate me and I'm unwilling to work for anything long term

>>22850802
Long term we all are dead :DD
Motivation is not needed, just Disziplin.
Its a bad joke but it works, just force yourself to do something for a while and you will start to enjoy it when you see that you improve in it.
But forget it as long as you are comfy as is, thats the most importend thing after all. Life is comfY, comfY is life.
>over 9000
Thank you, i love the glow, thats freedom

>>22850817
>just force yourself
Impossible atm idk why

>>22850834
I hope it gets netter for you.
I guess there are times like that.
Any chemtrails outside of your window?
Nothing here these last few days.

>>22850838
I don't see any...

>>22850864
Comfy

Wtf from one day to the other it feels like my tolerance doubled

Minutes pass like seconds....

I drank a double coffee so I won't pass out let's see how this works out

euphoria moment

>>22851442
Still tired
Fuck

vision started sipinning

I want to sleep

W mindset

keytruda

When in a state Like this there is only rage maxxing or forgiveness maxxing (repenting)
They wanted to Break Ur Mind they Tried the Same with me desu and they succed when they get u to rotmaxx
Its an inconvienince for them If u rage max (Like the Graz Boy) but they are truly afraid of forgiveness maxxing because its the only way to get truly Close to god
I would Go as far as to say suffering is the only way to find god and to repair ones Soul

>>22852469
nuhuh I will not maxx anything

>>22852668
If you dont learn or Push yourself how can you grow?
I never understood this whole nihilism Idea

BORED and TIRED

Oh my God

Shower time

DONNERWETTER

Coming like a vet on some old Vietnam shit

>>22841793 (OP)
put your dildo away before you pass out

>>22853008
how many asian dicks did your dick hold?

>>22853029
>>22853030
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>22853033
not as much as you faggot, answer the question

>>22853035
I'm a big hairy straight man
Live out your delusions somewhere else, freak

>>22853036
that didnt answer the question you faggot, you could of said none but now it looks like it was some

>>22853043
No, I won't give thought to the idea that it could even be the case

>>22853036
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>>22853050
so you just let all those guys slide into your asshole in nam without giving it the thought?
shit son you might be a slut

>>22853059
Preworkouts are such a scam lmao
They probably cost under a dollar to produce

>>22853067
shit you pay 1$ for some guys cum? you could get it for free

I think He wants you badly

>>22853263
shut up you autralian, even moot doesnt like your kind

>>22853265
Hey If you want a really good time you should See If craig is still around

>>22853270
i would but i think he has a list of people to get to before me

E-battle sunday

>>22853301
you keep seeking attention but when you get it and dont like it you ignore like a child.
fuck off you spaz

I wonder when in my life I lost my morals or if it was a continuous progress or if I never had them I can't remember

>>22853322
you sounds like an edgy teen, kill your self faggot. you are just sad because you miss your dads dick

cant type cos your hands are to busy with cock or with tissues cos you are crying?

Hyperborean shapeshifting social chameleon

>>22853375
sounds like a tranny to me

>>22853281
If craig doesnt want you then you have to be one ugly mf
There used to be another australian here who is a hooka and used to Charge a few hundert bucks for a whole night

>>22853379
Troons have bad social skills

I'm boring I'm bored I'm boring I'm bored I'm boring bored bored bored lalalalalaal

JURN THE FEWS
>spreading kindness

eepy

drunk asf
ran out of alc*hol though

first time the sleep felt actually restful

fuck you are a useless cunt, no one is responding to your lazy posts take the hint cunt

These people need to learn *shift, click* fr

and you need to learn how to stop being a crying faggot

holy heckerinos I'm probably sober for the first time in a few days (I notice nothing) but I will buy a bottle for tonight later probs

nobody cares, look at how many people respond to you.
/bant is not your blog faggot, go do a red it post or something

started drinking

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FYKs6K1rx8
lol

I chase with coffee now to delay the pass out

fuuuuuuuck why do I still feel tired