Thread 22842690

How can i kill the chirping birds that wont let me sleep in the morning. I hate them so much i cant sleep with the constant chip. I play a relaxing sleep music but the bird is like an alarm that wont shut up. The birds with beautiful and somewhat complex calls dont bother me but these stupid birdbrainlet little shits that cant come up with a beautiful bird song drive me crazy. Slingshot, poison in the trees maybe? I need them extinct ASAP

>>22842690 (OP)
Go to bed earlier and wake up earlier like an adult you FUCKing toddler.

>>22842702
I know but too much on my mind to sleep early. Dont be a pissass just help me murder these damned birds for fucks sake jesus christ

>>22842709
Either use earplugs like i do, or scream like a madman before going to sleep

>>22842722
Sock bitches are so fucking annoying

>>22842690 (OP)
Just close your window you low iq brainlet

White noise machine

>>22842709
disposable earplugs
also, resolve whatever is on your mind

>>22844062
Window is closed w just a 5% crack to passively let in fresh air, but theres a tree right next to my window where the shit birds coniggregate to unleash vexatious hell on my ears

If i get earplugs then i fear i cant hear my sleep music. I need my sleep music cuz its made up of frequencies that catalyze the ability to lucid dream which i need to escape reality

>>22842690 (OP)
stop fucking pushing precious wildlife to the verge of EXTINCTION you fucking moron

>>22845888
ever heard of a joke?

>>22846266
no reason to think this is a joke

>>22846291
telling you this for your own sake, most shit on the Internet is ragebait. save your breath dude, ignore retards attentionfagging for interactions