Thread 22847405

Eating like a prisoner is...our culture!

There's literally nothing wrong with that.

>>22847405 (OP)
German food is not that different tho.

Goddamn it, that looks good.

>>22847406
Except that they killed a pig to make it

>>22847407
They invented the burger you dumb kike

>>22847406
the tomato is cooked and not made into a sauce

>>22847405 (OP)
what's wrong, kraut??

Why is it so small though, and where the fuck is the bacon, black pudding, and the beans?

>>22847405 (OP)
Of all the shit to pretend to be angry about for (you)s this is what you chose? Do better Pvt. Tyrone Goldstein-Sanchez.

That's fucking delicious don't get psyopped into thinking brownoid cuisine that's just a shit ton of spices thrown about like spic or Jeet food is better

>>22847405 (OP)
looks good

is it true germans shit on each others chests during sex?

>>22847410
>invented the burger
What is there to invent? just a fucking meatball in a flatter shape.

>>22847405 (OP)
I'd probably substitute the mushrooms for something else but I see nothing wrong with this breakfast
>>22847413
other than it could be bigger

>>22847409
A small sacrifice for my morning breakfast.
>>22847411
Not everything needs to be a sauce. Roasted tomatoes are fucking good.

>>22847405 (OP)
Blood, is it any good?

>>22847405 (OP)
No beans.

>>22847409
It could be turkey sausage.
I mean, it isn't. but it could be substituted for.

>>22847405 (OP)
This is pretty accurate. Br*tish "people" looooove stewed vegetables, which is essentially the dullest, most bland way to cook a vegetable. Might as well be served with some "Freedom Gin".

>>22847405 (OP)
Bong food is underrated. People confuse their having 0 sense for plating with the actual ingredients being bad, which is just a mistake.
>>22847409
t. Ahmedabad Childrapedeep

>>22847405 (OP)
>little to no sear on sausages
>mushy/slimey mushrooms with no maillard browning
>unbuttered toast
>hollowed out tomato, also wheres the other half
4/10 needs to try harder

>>22847405 (OP)
where's the rest of it?

>>22847405 (OP)
Looks like a good breakfast what are you on about

>>22847414
>doxing the guy
Hey man, that's not cool

>>22847405 (OP)
the only thing wrong with that is tha lack of bacon, baked beans, square sausage and black pudding. A second egg would be nice too and maybe a fried slice

>>22847405 (OP)
How is this not a decent breakfast. Add one more of those sausages.

i dont like mushrooms and i dont much care for tomatoes unless they're on a sandwich

>>22847410
a burger is essentially just a sandwich which was invented by a brit and named after him, so no, fuck you

>>22847411
Lose the cooked tomato and add some baked beans in tomato sauce

your supposed to eat these dishes by putting cuts from several of those foods in your mouth at once

Sausage is gross and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't.

>>22847424
>Bong food is underrated.

wtf i love mexicans now

>>22847409
what's wrong with that, Ahmed?

>>22847405 (OP)
I'll never understand completely obliterating a perfectly edible tomato only to transform it into a giant canker sore.

>>22847405 (OP)
Shit sosij, no bacon. R U even trying?

>>22847421
>no beans
Not if I have a say in it

>>22847405 (OP)
what is it missing?
An entire container of Lawry's seasoning salt?

>>22847405 (OP)
You're right, we can't all have plain white rice for every meal.

>>22847433
Ever tried it? its good.

>>22847444
flag checks out

>>22847417
>What is there to invent? just a fucking meatball in a flatter shape.
Making a sandwich out of a meatball was a revolutionary act that changed the world. Just fucking beans mushed into paste might sound retarded but mushy beans are a pretty big deal.

>>22847436
It's like little turds haha it's great

>>22847405 (OP)
Needs some butter on the toast and it's pretty much perfect.

>>22847405 (OP)
>Meat and eggs is prison food

>>22847420
The black pudding? Yeah it's nice. Pigs blood and oats. I know Hindus don't eat cow but you can eat pig, right? Pretty tasty and very good for you.

>>22847405 (OP)
Plenty wrong! No bacon, no black pudding, not enough tomato, no fried slice fuck toast and where the fuck are the beans?

>>22847421
this nigga said no beans

>>22847433
I've had this. There are ways of making it good with the right bread.

>>22847405 (OP)
the hell is wrong with that? what is your idea of a sufficient breakfast? a bowl of highly process sugars? eat shit and die you dumb fucking nigger.

>>22847445
Any bong that has not had a toast sandwich need to have his flag licence revoked.

>>22847406
Apart from the egg being only half-cooked i agree.

>>22847452
>no beans
He no bong

>>22847405 (OP)
>but muh ultraprocessed meals that are food pyramid compliant

>>22847433
never actually seen this but kids did use to have sugar sandwiches and yes that is what it sounds like. Also chip "butties" (sandwiches)

>>22847405 (OP)
those sausages look repulsive, the bread needs butter, the placement of the food could be improved, idk wtf that bottom right thing is, the egg, mushroom and tomato look fine. Needs more greens, peas or seared broccoli would fit the dish

You can fuck right off with that flag

>>22847405 (OP)
Other than blood sausage I got nothing bad to say about English breakfast.

>>22847405 (OP)
There is nothing wrong.

>>22847433
Luv bread, me.

>>22847450
They do it with goat blood here, i haven't tried. I've eaten goat brain once, it was good, quite soft

>>22847456
A runny yolk is based. That's what the toast is there to clean up.

Mods = fags

>>22847462
for me it's Rollmops

>>22847411
I thought that was a red pepper. But you're probably right, a roasted sweet pepper is way too much flavour for a Brit.

>>22847467
There's a fine line between runny and salmonella-laden. I don't take any chances.

>>22847462
Throw some onion and your choice of sauce on them, and it'll taste great.