Thread 22847479

It's time to get stacked to death. Imagine being 100LBS skinny, or 400LBS obese. and chad here walks up to you and strangles you to death with one hand? Tell me in great details how you would defend yourself?

>Inb4 muhhherica we haves gunz we never use.

>>22847479 (OP)
i woupd cum

id grab his ass pockets and rip the back of his jeans off then wrestle him to the ground

>>22847854
this tbdesu

I just laugh. He doesn't know who my trainer is.

>>22847479 (OP)
>straightest /pol/ user

>>22847479 (OP)
Guy like that would not throw away his life to strangle someone to death for no reason though

i like how every pol thread that gets booted here is either the gayest shit ever
or the cuckiest shit ever

>>22850641
i wouldn't say it's gay i'd just say it's fuckin' dumb.
he even acknowledged that a few well placed shots would put this guy on his ass, and just... acted like that doesn't ever happen?
even though he absolutely gives us shit for gun violence every other day of the year?

>>22847479 (OP)
> chad here walks up to you and strangles you to death with one hand
Kinda hot NGL