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It's the middle of June, why aren't you innawoods doing some camping and fishing?
Anonymous United States No.22848054 [Report]
bamphrmys
Anonymous United States No.22848055 [Report] >>22848057
I live in central FL away from the coast, I don't go outside between April and October
Anonymous Australia No.22848056 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Uhh because I don't want to die in a blizzard like my auntie did last year?
Anonymous United States No.22848057 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
>>22848055
South FL here, it's hellish and I end up getting raped by deerflies most of the timd
Anonymous United States No.22848058 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Im waging
Anonymous United States No.22848059 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Leaving in a few hours.
Anonymous United States No.22848060 [Report] >>22848063
>>22848053 (OP)
Because I've had 150k people dropped into the city of 57k that my ancestors built in a span of ten years while you tell people to get out of the cities.
Anonymous Sweden No.22848061 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.22848062 [Report] >>22848065 >>22848066
The ticks have gotten so bad that I don’t enjoy hiking anymore.
Anonymous United States No.22848063 [Report]
>>22848060
Yes, cities are bad for your soul.
Anonymous Canada No.22848064 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
I have a fear of bears. They are such niggers that ruin the outdoors for everyone. Like they can smell you and your food from 20km away, how can I feel safe in a tent when I know a bear is on it’s way to raid my food and potentially eat me.

In Canada I am not allowed handguns either so no way I can quick draw my rifle before I get mauled
Anonymous United States No.22848065 [Report] >>22848066
>>22848062
Ticks are bad here too. I like to get out later in the year when it cools down anyway. I have a canvas tent so I can almost use it year round.
Anonymous Australia No.22848066 [Report]
>>22848065
>>22848062

??? Do you people not know that you can just shitpost marigolds all over the walking tracks?
Anonymous Australia No.22848067 [Report] >>22848109
>>22848053 (OP)
It's winter nigga
Anonymous United States No.22848068 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
> why aren't you innawoods doing some camping and fishing?

Because I have to wage 11-13 hours a day every day just to go into debt further.
Anonymous United States No.22848069 [Report]
Chiggers
Anonymous United States No.22848070 [Report] >>22848072 >>22848077
Because the Everglades suck. It's too hot and the mosquitoes don't care about DEET and will suck you dry.
Anonymous France No.22848071 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Tomorrow I go to the area that is getting obliterated by thunder now. I should be packing but I am looking at dungeon meshi and /skg/
Anonymous United States No.22848072 [Report] >>22848077 >>22848079 >>22848122
>>22848070
I highly recommend the Rocky Mountains and doing some fishing around Yellowstone national park. Literally God's land.
Anonymous France No.22848073 [Report] >>22848126
>>22848053 (OP)
because everytime I go outside I see boomers and ugly women with tattoos and I'm tired of seeing them. I'd rather sit a home and do nothing
Anonymous Czech Republic No.22848074 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
I just came back from Svanetia in Georgia. Spent two weeks hiking and climbing mountains. Lost 5kg during 14 days but it was worthy. Met some polish people and traveled with them for couple of days.
Anonymous Finland No.22848075 [Report] >>22848081
>>22848053 (OP)

But I literally am?
Anonymous Germany No.22848076 [Report] >>22848084
>>22848053 (OP)
Bugs and spiders. Hate them.
Anonymous United States No.22848077 [Report] >>22848097
>>22848070
Yup. Boring hiking spots too, I'll only really hike in Northern FL like Ocala
>>22848072
Went to CO a few years ago, it's fucking amazing. I think about it almost everyday
Anonymous United States No.22848078 [Report] >>22848085 >>22848100 >>22848104 >>22848106
I live innawoods and always make sure to spend time outside and get some sunshine and fresh air.

It is incredibly peaceful and calm out here, and I have all the things I need to live. This rural Alabama, life is very inexpensive.

All the chaos and destruction is on my screens. There is a spiritual dimension to it, I cannot ignore the suffering of my people as a Muslim.
Anonymous United States No.22848079 [Report] >>22848088
>>22848072
I want to retry the Appalachian trail. It may be overrated now but I stopped because I needed to work for some money and never finished.
Anonymous United States No.22848080 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Spending the weekend to teach my kid potty training. We're making mojitos to pass the time because we're housebound and its boring.
Anonymous Czech Republic No.22848081 [Report]
>>22848075
Helsinki doesnt count Ahmed.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22848082 [Report] >>22848093 >>22848102
There is no "innawoods" where I am from.
Anonymous United States No.22848083 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
because jews created lyme disease and weaponized ticks
Anonymous United States No.22848084 [Report] >>22848089
>>22848076
Anonymous United States No.22848085 [Report]
>>22848078

Kys
Anonymous United States No.22848086 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Anonymous Germany No.22848087 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
I was in Japan and now I'm depressed I'm not there anymore. Germany sucks.
Anonymous Czech Republic No.22848088 [Report] >>22848094
>>22848079
Do coloured people hike or climb mountains in USA? I never seew them do it in Europe or Cacasus. They just sit in cities all day.
Anonymous United States No.22848089 [Report]
>>22848084
permethrin soaked clothes is the only thing ive seen that actually keeps ticks off my shit. they dont give a shit about deet here
Anonymous United States No.22848090 [Report] >>22848095
>>22848053 (OP)
cause it's pissing rain all weekend and into next week
Anonymous United States No.22848091 [Report]
Ticks ruined it
Anonymous United States No.22848092 [Report] >>22848096
>>22848053 (OP)
The high today is 103. But I have a tee time at 4
Anonymous Czech Republic No.22848093 [Report]
>>22848082
Just book cheap flight to Caucasus or some Balkan country. People are good and it was really cheap. Innawoods barely exist in my country as well.
Anonymous United States No.22848094 [Report]
>>22848088
No. They wind up dead if they go in the boondocks
Anonymous United States No.22848095 [Report]
>>22848090
Are you made of sugar you fucking pussy
Anonymous United States No.22848096 [Report] >>22848099
>>22848092
Good luck. I only will play the earliest tee times during the summer here in Texas.
Anonymous United States No.22848097 [Report] >>22848116
>>22848077
>Boring hiking spots too,
It would be fun if there were stuff worth going though all that brush for. But there is nothing out there. No views, no animals except birds and gators, no treasure to look for, just a big nothingburger. I want to wander, but with purpose.
Anonymous United States No.22848098 [Report]
The best fishing happens when it's raining.
Anonymous United States No.22848099 [Report]
>>22848096
I don't mind 100+ on the golf course, what with the wind from the cart and the sweat and the beers to cool off. But otherwise, I prefer winter here in the black hills. Nothing stepping outside when its -30 degrees before windchill to wake you up in the morning
Anonymous United States No.22848100 [Report]
>>22848078
Private and peaceful right up until you walk through a grove of poison hemlock or tick infestation
Anonymous Unknown No.22848101 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
The woods are dangerous and cause harsh physical degradation. Animals in the woods often live for 3 years but can live 30 years in captivity.
Anonymous United States No.22848102 [Report]
>>22848082
Innaswamp? I've seen mossyearth videos of habitat regeneration in the netherlands, looks comfy.
Anonymous United States No.22848103 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Anon there's this thing called wageslaving that everybody has to do
Anonymous United States No.22848104 [Report] >>22848108
>>22848078
I’m jealous, have you thought about planting some fruit or nut trees?
Anonymous United States No.22848105 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Because every campground is full and overflowing with boomers and their fucking trailers and huge trucks and diesel pushers and 4-wheelers and side-by-sides and faggot dogs and mongrel children with their tweaker parents. You literally can't even find a campsite anymore unless you just fuck off to the absolute middle of nowhere, even then odds are that within ten minutes some fat redneck is going to come hauling ass past your campsite on his ATV.
Anonymous United States No.22848106 [Report]
>>22848078

>It is incredibly peaceful and calm out here, and I have all the things I need to live. This is rural Alabama, life is very inexpensive.

It is sincerely beautiful out here and very peaceful. I don't use any intoxicants and live very cheaply.

Before this, I was living in the ghetto. This is like a monastery in comparison. Though I can't just flip a switch and stop caring about my people.

My brother in Gaza lives in Hell on Earth. I spend my free time studying programming so that I can help his family who has been displaced by bombs.

I want to build a zawiya, an Islamic monastery, down by the river out in the woods. To establish an anchor point by which Islam can be established in this land, like the zawiyas of North Africa in the Golden Age of Islam.

It is a complex institution featuring a school, monastery, and house of worship. I would then like to grant the surrounding land for free to Muslims for agricultural development. Many Muslims here live in poverty as I do as well.

But poverty in the USA is not like poverty in the Middle East. I have been homeless, gone hungry. I have the things I need even though the government says I live in poverty. I envision a peaceful and successful agricultural community that engages with the people and reaches out to those in need. A little slice of Jannah in the USA.

Sheeps, goats, herbs, heirloom crops, flowers. Soberness and modesty, harmony with humanity and nature. An environment that makes it easy for us to practice our religion and propagate it to the nation.
Anonymous United States No.22848107 [Report] >>22848112
literally just got back from a week camping innawoods up in the mountains. right on a river, fishing all day and night, keeping a comfy little fire stoked 24/7, drinking and smoking with the boys. theres nothing like a nice cigar or a pipe with some cheap cold beer by the fire, next to the river.
Anonymous United States No.22848108 [Report]
>>22848104
kek I plant garlic and onions around my favorite stompibg grounds like the Romans did
Anonymous United States No.22848109 [Report]
>>22848067
We don't live in retarded upside-down world like you cunts.
Anonymous Poland No.22848110 [Report] >>22848111
>>22848053 (OP)
>It's the middle of June, why aren't you innawoods doing some camping and fishing?
moskeeters
fuck those motherfuckers
Anonymous United States No.22848111 [Report] >>22848113 >>22848118
>>22848110
Is deet banned for yuropoors? One drop and I can walk through clouds of skeeters that block out the sun in Alaska.
Anonymous United States No.22848112 [Report]
>>22848107
blessed.
Anonymous United States No.22848113 [Report] >>22848115 >>22848117
>>22848111
I mean I don't like spraying liquid cancer all over my skin and face and leaving it on for days. Would literally rather get bitten by bugs.
Anonymous United States No.22848114 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Mid 90s and humid all weekend, I'm chillin in the AC playing vidya and definitely not cutting muh grass for the next 3 days.
Anonymous United States No.22848115 [Report]
>>22848113
YOLO
Anonymous United States No.22848116 [Report]
>>22848097
If you're up for it, check out the Aerojet rocket facility near the Everglades. Other than that, everything down here is fucking barren and uninteresting
Anonymous United States No.22848117 [Report]
>>22848113
You aren't supposed to put it directly on skin, you put it on your clothing.
Anonymous Poland No.22848118 [Report]
>>22848111
no, but it stinks and makes my skin clammy
I'll be innawoods in July and August
June is the worst month
it's literally called 'the maggot month' in Polish
Anonymous Switzerland No.22848119 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
>woods
huh???
Anonymous United States No.22848120 [Report]
I fucking love getting deep in the mountains and catching and releasing the starving brook trout in the streams.
Anonymous Canada No.22848121 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
Unfortunately the woods here from mid June to mid August is litterally like the fucking jungle, and you come out feeling extremely uncomfortable, covered in ticks, mosquito bites, you can't touch your face until you scrub your hands, rattle snakes come out of their rocky areas. Its a no go zone, even the deer trails get overloaded with death plants.
Anonymous United States No.22848122 [Report] >>22848123
>>22848072
Aren't rocky mountains closed half the year?
Anonymous United States No.22848123 [Report] >>22848127
>>22848122
Not in June, and they are only closed when it snows.
Anonymous United States No.22848124 [Report] >>22848130
>>22848053 (OP)
too many skinwalkers
Anonymous United States No.22848125 [Report]
Summer isn't out weather. Fall is
Anonymous Portugal No.22848126 [Report]
>>22848073
>ugly women with tattoos
do french girls also do this? sad
french women (real french, not immigrants) are so hot and feminine, It's a shame the ruin their bodies with ink
Anonymous United States No.22848127 [Report] >>22848132
>>22848123
yea I figured the times when it wouldn't be full of other people it's closed off.
Anonymous Greece No.22848128 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
I have important 4chan business to attend to
Anonymous Netherlands No.22848129 [Report] >>22848131 >>22848135
>>22848053 (OP)

There literally aren't any woods in my country.
The only "woods" in my country are small patches of trees where you'll never be able to do basic survival shit.
Anonymous Switzerland No.22848130 [Report]
>>22848124
bigfoot wants to raid my anal cavity
Anonymous Portugal No.22848131 [Report] >>22848136
>>22848129
come to portugal, we need white people
Anonymous United States No.22848132 [Report] >>22848137
>>22848127
That's why white men invented snow mobiles, also hunters own the hills in the fall.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22848133 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
I'd love to be on the canal right now :-(
Anonymous United States No.22848134 [Report]
I just came back.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22848135 [Report]
>>22848129
Also it's literally fucking illegal to camp outside of designated areas in my country. That's why I don't feel guilty for being on welfare.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22848136 [Report] >>22848141
>>22848131
Too hot and close to Africa.
Anonymous United States No.22848137 [Report]
>>22848132
this is true. I'll probably do snowmobile renting next mountain vacation. i only like going to national parks when there's the least amount of people. BLM land can be better for that though and it's less supervised/managed.
Anonymous United States No.22848138 [Report] >>22848139 >>22848140
>>22848053 (OP)
WOW I FUCKING LOVE NATURE!!!! Long, boring car ride! Freezing cold water! Mosquitos! No women! Bears and snakes! Shitting and pissing in the forest! I FUCKING LOVE NATURE!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.22848139 [Report]
>>22848138
this but unironically.
Anonymous United States No.22848140 [Report]
>>22848138
Straight men take women with them.
Anonymous Portugal No.22848141 [Report] >>22848142
>>22848136
go to azores islands then
Anonymous Netherlands No.22848142 [Report]
>>22848141
It's too far, bro. I'm also not familiar with the local fauna/flora
Anonymous Germany No.22848143 [Report] >>22848181
>>22848053 (OP)
>ruins your life by giving you lime desease
nothing personell "innawooder"
Anonymous (ID: JGNhOqLv) Canada No.22848147 [Report] >>22848150
>>22848053 (OP)
I had to quit alcohol so i have no motivation to go camping. The best part was drinking beers in front of a fire.
Anonymous (ID: hlynTDQi) United States No.22848150 [Report] >>22848151
>>22848147
>The best part was drinking beers in front of a fire.
did you do that alone, just reflecting, or with others?
Anonymous (ID: JGNhOqLv) Canada No.22848151 [Report] >>22848157
>>22848150
With others, and alone.
Anonymous (ID: hlynTDQi) United States No.22848157 [Report]
>>22848151
ah ye
i've been camping, but only as a kid
never really been on a long camping trip with friends, nor by myself
it sounds nice
Anonymous (ID: hlynTDQi) United States No.22848159 [Report]
but yheah good luck
Anonymous (ID: 6NXiLUAW) Russian Federation No.22848176 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
It's 4°C and drizzling.
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: r6ogESNb) New Zealand No.22848181 [Report]
>>22848053 (OP)
it's the middle of winter bro
>>22848143
can't believe they really made a disease that turns people into limes
Anonymous (ID: hlynTDQi) United States No.22848188 [Report]
i always wished it was spelt "lime" but gave up eventually
Anonymous (ID: gHMjXXtx) United Kingdom No.22848335 [Report]
I live in bumfuck urban england