Cursed to another day of life award

>>22849488 (OP)
i like the meds labelled "adderall" they make me happy happy

I no longer get any pleasure from the daily NYT word puzzles.

>>22849488 (OP)

>>22849497
Have you tried online gambling?

>>22849506
Doesn't do it for me. I'd rather have a lavish meal

3AM and nothing to do ever award

4AM and stewed in a malaise for an hour award

+1hr won't do shit once businesses open

>>22849488 (OP)

>>22849488 (OP)
Have a few beers

>>22851036
No, I think I'll ruminate about suicide until I fall a sleep in 12 hours.

>>22851789
better than alcohol, trust me

>>22851791
Lethal dose of barbituates injected in my carotid artery please

>>22851853
why don't you try and pull off the first "suicide by nuke"?
that'd be a good last mission

>>22851861
Nukes aren't real

>>22851894
i can understand your skepticism
who knows if there's as many nukes as is claimed, and how many of them actually work, but uhhh...
i dunno
i just don't think people in the 20th century were fooled that easily, before all the globalism and shit
also my grandma supposedly witnessed a nuclear test when she lived in the tropics

i could maybe buy the moon landing being faked, but idk how you would fake hiroshima & nagasaki, and orchestrate a bunch of supposed nuclear tests without any groups of people noticing they never happened