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Previous: >>22834533
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22834533

Fuck your happenings

>>22850392
No fuck YOU dad

>>>/trash/75861818
y r spics like thiz

and nothing ever happens
nothing happens at all
the general returns to the start of the thread and we all ritualpost like before
and we'll all be newfags tonight and oldfags tomorrow

happers are getting demoralized with utter lack of happenings

>>22850514
reported for complaining about 4chan (in minecraft)

>>22850340 (OP)
I would recommend you turn on your television.

I find it funny that "moot" and "shii" are common terms on zoomer social media now
>>22850524
>>22850529
Unbumped threads put up signs saying "Deleted or pruned"
And wagies turn off computers and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the boards for moderators to patrol
And shitposters phone up their 'cords for a raid while the married ones load up a porn board
And they'll all be newfags tonight and oldfags tomorrow

things will happen soon

>>22850473
I think it's genetic. Could be wrong, though, I'm not a haploautist.

>>22850563
>I find it funny that "moot" and "shii" are common terms on zoomer social media now
Do you happen to have an example or two of this common occurence?

>>22850785
moot is twitterspeak for "mutual [follower]"

>>22850785
"moot" is slag for mutual friend which means you and your "moot" are following each other
"shii" is a little less common but it just means "shit". it's a new type of slang to get around auto moderation/censorship/shadowbans, a much more common variant of this is "ahh" meaning "ass"

>>22850799
>"shii" is a little less common but it just means "shit". it's a new type of slang to get around auto moderation/censorship/shadowbans, a much more common variant of this is "ahh" meaning "ass"
maybe pedantic but neither of those origins are true. both of them are black american terms that have been around for decades that zoomers just picked up from tik tok and rap/hip hop.
aside from that yeah it's a funny coincidence.

dev (supposedly) tanks his own game with an update then shows up on /v/ to defend himself >>>/v/713280221

>>22850813
>both of them are black american terms that have been around for decades
goofy ahh appropriation :skull: :ninja:

>>22850833
lolwut
>>>/v/713262674
>>>/v/713262764

>>22850833
>being this much of a faggot

>>22850833
>>22850855
A pity for anyone who actually enjoyed these games and their content, but since that ain't me I'm having a jolly good time with this.

>>22850813
"Based" is also a black American term, much to the coping of /pol/ teenagers.

>>22851538
Based originates from the 4chan -> Twitter pipeline. /mu/ meme that started when the board discovered Viper's music around 2014 and started pretending his schizo lyrics were high poetry. Original term was "Based God".

>>22851546
and what race is viper?

>>22851551
He's a snake, right?

second ned episode of bigtop burger within a week
we are back for another season baby
https://youtu.be/iuv_15Z67PE?si=tILpv9zkgyWw_w94

>>22851551
Black. But he just provided the lexicum. The term was coined by lanky white hipsters in /mu/

>>22851546
the modern use of "Based" comes from Lil B (#TYBG), not Viper

I've thought about this before but its funny how one of the signature phrase of "Based and Redpilled" has it's roots from blacks (Lil B) and trannies (Wachowskis)

>>22851722
Ah shit, you may be right. I was on /mu/ a bit after it happened, what I remember is that started with anons pretending indie hip hop bars were secretly 2deep4u and by 2014 it was everywhere on 4chan until somehow it mutated into based & redpilled and landed on twitter.

>>>/pol/508243535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVOzaDBEmc

Happening : janny is a tranny

>>22851763

>>>/g/105652416
Zoomers reinventing geocities

>>22851763
>no aftermath pics
they blew up the entrances and called it a day innit

>>22851763
Who could've seen this coming?

>>22851764
retard

>tripcode user

>>>/pol/508243535

>>>/pol/508244444
Checked.

>>22851807
cope
i was !!buon or 0FRIG when qa was a thing and you were not

>>22851819
based

>>>/v/713300607
interesting example of an anon having genuine brain damage

Libgen still dead

>>22851775

'Darkweb' is where it is at anyways. A literal iq barrier for retards.

>>22851834
ah shit when did it die, I used to get my BD scanlations from there

>'Darkweb' is where it is at anyways. A literal iq barrier for retards.
tor web you mean. If the connection speeds weren't total shit for so long, maybe the protocol would have been bigger.

>>22851807
why do tou think the qa doge doesn't try to tackle the bant awoo?
i was there you were not

>>22851810
he'll finally be free soon

>>22851873
They had bomb iran so Kissinger's soul escape his phylactery and stop haunting the pentagon

>>22851873
They had bomb iran so Kissinger's soul could escape his phylactery and stop haunting the pentagon

>>>/lit/24484629

>>22851841

No, allow me to shill i2p for a moment...

>>22851763
no new wars btw

yawn

something finally happened

now we just gotta wait two weeks for iran to retaliate and escalate the le conflicterino

>>>/pol/508256098

>>22851964
If they used nukes every other country on earth would be screaming about it, nuclear detonations are easy to detect

>>22851964
>source: dude trust me

>535 threads per hour
That's a fuck ton right?

>>22851982
>>22851988
No idea where that "30 bunker busters" OSINT agreggator claim comes from.

>>>/k/63871316
other osintfags believe 9 bombers for fordow only.

>>>/trash/75859321
Can I interest you in dramafaggotry in these trying times?

>>22852003
definitely. more threads/hour than the rest of the site combined

>>22850563
The term moot point has been around for a very long time, Gaylord.

>>22852041
>youtuber drama about some autist that reviews cartoons for a living

It got quiet...

I don't get what this implies

are ordnances usually this bright?

>>22852218
why does he look like this though

>>22852437
is he using a filter? what the hell is wrong with that head shape.

>>22852445
he's an overweight/obese middle aged american man

>>22850340 (OP)
The fuck are those first 3 threads?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/VHS/type/op/

>>22852588
The latest mentally ill attention whore spam.

get in the M1 Abrams tank shinji

>>22851841
BD?

>>22852646
Bande Dessineé aka COMIC BOOKS

>>22852643
holy shit no way

>>22850340 (OP)
The DK Bananza pedos are getting bolder.
>>>/v/713326378

>>22852643

>>22851538
in my experience, they don't even concede that it has anything to do with black people.

>>22851546
also yes, the other anon is correct that its popularity originates from lil b, but even he didn't create it. based is just what people would call someone high out of their mind or whatever, and lil b used it in a positive way to describe himself, in the same way dope was repurposed from drugs to mean "cool".

>see guy says he uses proxies to own the jannies and spam threads with CP so jannies are forced to delete them and called it vigilantism
does he not realize the irony? it's not even the first time i see this mentality. literally doing it illegally for free.

>>22852928
no no. you don't understand. pissing off the jannies using any means possible is good actually.

>called it vigilantism
sarcasm aside, jesus fucking christ.

>>22853026
i even saw him say he's doing it because of the (frankly gay) changes they made to the site like the 15 minutes timer... not realizing that the timer is there because people use those services.

desu i legit don't know if it's even pissing off jannies, it's more annoying for normal posters. posting CP on 4chan as protest never did anything other than help enshittify it.

anyway imagine being a backseat janny on steroids lmao

>>22852732
incredibly based

>>22853069
He'd get farther using proxies to spam high-priority US law violation reports than he would dumping CP. Sounds like he's doing the "i'm a vigilante, ACKCHULLY" thing that every single troll drinking their own koolaid does.

>>22851763
I told you. I told you to turn on your television, but you didn't listen. You never listen to me. Why don't you listen to me?

>>22853069
>anyway imagine being a backseat janny on steroids lmao
Anon, your country houses THE backseat janny of 4chan

>>22853421
i'm actually lee irl

but yes, schizo backseat jannying should be a fucking rangeban and they should really ban all third world residential proxies

>>22853437
>i even saw him say he's doing it because of the (frankly gay) changes they made to the site like the 15 minutes timer

>>22853462
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/711038427/#711041265
it's not the first time i see posts like this which leads me to believe that some of them unironically do think like this

>>22853472
seems like an unrelated autist who has fond memories of the self-moderation days. That or he's just, y'know, trolling you.

most disgusting thread award
>>>/r9k/81576370

>>22853437
>i'm actually lee irl
what's your opinion on the leebot

>>22853508
honestly kinda gay

i'm not lee by the way

>>22853512
>honestly kinda gay

>>22853508
>leebot
weird way of describing schizos shouting death threats at themselves with a proxy

>>22853492
there's been worse, but that one's pretty high up there

>>22853638
F
He died as he lived, seeing desert shitholes bombed.

>>22853638
may he rest well

Youtube is alright with the recommendations sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IbmP-8Hm4w

>>22853941
Because we're being watched. Google knows who's in this thread. If you click on the lock icon in the address bar, you'll see that 4chan is encrypted by Google Trust Services. Before you posted this, I was watching Evangelion with my sister and I mentioned FLCL, specifically the episode where he swings the bat. Google heard this and adjusted the algorithm accordingly. Upon posting this, we will most likely see Evangelion related things in our recommendations

>>22853966
>Google heard this and adjusted the algorithm accordingly.
it would be GREAT if "google" "heard you", but this isn't 1970 where there's agencies of people listening to tapped phone calls or whateverthefuck
the implications of how automated the process is should disturb you

your lizard brain gets scared when it thinks it's "being watched", because that was a rational thing to fear in the past, but there's actually nothing watching you
but we get reduced to subhumans anyway
it's something we're not equipped to think about

Does 4chan have a LLM bot problem? I know spam was common years before but I hear that fake posts and even threads are being posted? Is there any examples?

>>22852033
>death doritos
genuinely lol'd

>>22854033
Ah, speaking of, fordor got 6 confirmed, unknown effectivity, while the other installations got subbed with tomahawks.
Seems one was already abandoned due to a prior israeli bombing

This is /happenings/ with your daily news

>>22853966
Spreading misinformation about digital certificates is not very nice.

oh, yeah. This was a happening, I guess >>>/vt/101483257
notGura is confirmed debuting as a new vtuber after leaving hololive. Same shit, different color.

>>22855045
turned from shark to creature that appears to be a cat

>>22855045
Jesus Christ, I regret reading that thread. People are talking like high school girls in there.
picrel is awfully true, /vt/ should've never been made.

>>22855066
it's just like the fishtank shit
these people never mentally matured past highschool
their highest function is gossiping about literally who's and their highest honor is thinking they're saying something that should get put in some normalnigger rag with a sloplebrity on the front

>>22855045
>>22855063
Catfish or furry shark??

>>22850813
"moot" as "mutual" wasn't originally black, that's strictly a dumb internet thing with the lefty types who liked Tumblr the moved to Twitter.

>>22851538
Based is specifically a Lil B thing which was a tiny tiny subset of black culture, then it made it to 4chan through ???

>>22855077
I think ur just sensitive

w/e newfag go watch ur vtube

>>22855078
an actual catfish would have been a more creative idea than just a generic anime catgirl with a fish tail

>>22855083
fuck yo couch and ya crusty ass memes nigga
if your highlight is simping you don't belong to the species of man

>>22855083
you are a cuck
you handicap yourself by supporting women who fuck other men (not you)

>>22855077
yeah but my oshii or whatever the fuck these retards call em is based and unique. we have a whole community (which is based and different btw)

>>22855083
>1

>>22855103
that's the finniest part tho
they think a fish eyed hapa woth facial piercings is peak
and they have a chance with them
even though even they will take the simp money and run

>>22855077
It was long known that this is why reality TV is so popular. But thanks to the internet, what we've discovered is that, unlike Mean Girls and Clueless would have you believe, the losers aren't actually any better. The normies may shit on them, and they may hate the normies, but within their own group they are, as a rule, just as catty, duplicitous, and petty as any normalfag.

>>22855511
it's highschool lunch room talk
same same

>>22855511
I miss when these people weren't on the internet. Or more accurately, they weren't on fucking 4chan

>>22855529
wasn't shit like tmz and affiliated website their domain?

F

>>>/vg/528473219
/cumg/ trying to kill /funkg/

>>22853966
>encrypted by Google Trust Services
Learn how encryption certificates work before you spout BS

>>22855907
Never know, could be the sharty still mad they got counter-raided that one time. They still get mad about it sometimes even though /funkg/ is a zombie general.

>>22855915
brainless reply

i don't like live-action media

>>22855082
>Based is specifically a Lil B thing which was a tiny tiny subset of black culture, then it made it to 4chan through ???
wasn't part of black culture
lil b made some really shitty synthy hip hop and white hipsters in indie music websites who where trying to manufacture an experimental / 2deep4u hip hop scene were touting it as the best big thing. Those same white hipsters also happened to be like 95% of /mu/ demographic and /mu/ was one of the biggest music forums in the US. So lilb became a an ironic mainstay together viper and non ironic acts like death grips, peak yeezy and more.

It's been 13 years so my head's mush in there, what I remember is that a big part of the joke was pretending there was hidden meaning in lilb and viper's lyrics. Based god references practically did not exist outside 4chan before based and redpilled was coined by /pol/ and spread to twitter by magatards. And in the end, synth-heavy hip hop did kinda become a thing, in part thanks to /mu/

>>22855929
no u

yawn

when will iran retaliate

its already been a week

>>22855965
>/mu/ was one of the biggest music forums in the US
>And in the end, synth-heavy hip hop did kinda become a thing, in part thanks to /mu/
I'm always amused by the fact that this shitty forum has/had that big of a influence on culture
>many "big" indie devs shilled their games on /v/
>AI gens on /g/ are somehow the best way for one to discuss AI shit on the Internet
>/pol/ of 2016 broke US politics to the point Trump shitposts by calling nukes "n-word" and saying MIGA
>/mlp/

>>22856266
They won't. If they were going to, they would've already. The "terror cells in your country" thing was probably a bluff also.

You thought something was happening? Don't be silly.

>>22855110
>and they have a chance with them
nobody actually believes this btw.

>>22855066
>>22855077
>>22855511
>>22855521
Yeah some people wont change no matter how much turmoil they experience and will just continue wondering why their lives are getting progressively worse.
They can make all the vain changes they wang like going to the gym, etc. They'll just look different and be the same person. I was friends with people like this years after high school even ended. Their entire world could shatter around them and they wont change because the just cannot grasp that their behavior and attitude is why so much negative shit happens to them.
One of then lied about really serious shit and then thought apologizing would just make it better and the other one defended an ex drug dealer when rhey went to court for statutory rape. The case may have been thrown out. But what the fuck kind of shit is he getting himself into if he goes to court for staturtory rape PERIOD. Sometimes the only way to change is by dropping all the shit that you enjoy and picking up other hobbies.

>>22855082
>"moot" as "mutual" wasn't originally black
i didn't say it was. the origins i was talking to were referring to shii and ahh, which the other anon said was algo-speak.

>>22855965
black culture =/= every black person saying (or even knowing it) though. it was obviously popularised by /mu/ and then /pol/ but the point was that it had it's origins in hip hop by a black guy who also had black fans before he had white nerd ones.

also for the record, lil b liked and used 4chan before based was picking up steam over here. https://youtu.be/7Mmbb6lwatI?t=98

Little oopsie on /pol/.

>>>/pol/508459805
>>>/pol/508459812

>>22856744
bots?

>>22856744
The same ID says it was a proxy error a few posts down.

LOL
>>>/vr/11819219

>>22852732
Brown kids with 2D avatars from media they don't watch and aryan in their name is one of the funniest modern internet things.

>>22856748
it's just leto

>>22856707
>black culture =/= every black person saying (or even knowing it) though. it was obviously popularised by /mu/ and then /pol/ but the point was that it had it's origins in hip hop by a black guy who also had black fans before he had white nerd ones.
I don't subscribe to race-centric interpretations of facts. Without /mu/, based wouldn't exist.

>>22857011
he's going down soon. he's in that phase narcissists go through where they think they're untouchable.

>>22857042
they either go down or they take it so far they take themselves down and feel stupid afterward

>>22857042
>>22857064
If we keep taking about him we'll end up like /funkg/. Let's not.

>>22857068
we already survived him before

>>22857068
Tell me about /funkg/. How did it get like that?

>>22857042
>he's going down soon.
USUALLY I would say "nah" but relatively recently, he got the feds at his door. all those reports, man. at least we know he's being watched. also with how blatantly he was allowing cp.

>>22857068
>literally voldemort

>>22857118
leaves CP links up and livestreams it. i can think of one way the 4chan staff could get him too but i'm not talking.

there is this russian namefag on /g/ who always comes out of nowhere with a burst of nonsensical posts about jews and cock. always posting child models (and outright cp a few times) and kpop stuff, too. he gets banned a lot.

assuming he's just ban evading using specifically russian proxies or whatever, couldn't the developer make it so that it sees a user with the name applied + if their IP is russian to automatically perma ban them? all the filenames for the images he posts also follow a very specific and repetitive format. could i be missing anything that would cause false positives?

>>22857263

>couldn't the developer make it so that it sees a
user with the name applied + if their IP is russian to
automatically perma ban them? all the filenames for
the images he posts also follow a very specific and
repetitive format.

Nothing if-else statements can`t solve.

*sip*

>>22857280
>Nothing if-else statements can't solve.
>pic
lol that reminds me of how the leaks show desu(?) can't into regex.

>>22857263
>there is this russian namefag on /g/ who always comes out of nowhere with a burst of nonsensical posts about jews and cock
*muffled /k/ommando laughter*

nahppenings:
>hytale canceled
>>>/v/713443471
>blue archive steam release delayed
>>>/v/713434001
>iran launch missiles at american bases
>save a fox lady passed away

>>22857298
>hytale canceled
lol
>iran launch missiles at american bases
sounds like full war is coming soon
>save a fox lady passed away
who

>>22857298
>save a fox lady passed
wow, she was young

>>22857310
the war would literally last 3 seconds if we just dropped bomb after bomb

>>22857310
>who
https://youtu.be/fQVhppRP4Wo
she had a big youtube channel where she interacted with rescued foxes and other animals
apparently she was being harassed by other rescuers and ended up committing suicide

>>22857298
>>iran launch missiles at american bases
Yeah, with advance warning so the Qataris could shoot them down, after the base had been evacuated. Some really major bullshit going on in the world right now.

>>22857326
iirc she wasn't that good at it but that sucks

>>22857326
>ended up committing suicide

>>22857263
That's MikeeUSA. He's a self-proclamed American lawyer and game dev that can't get a job (because he's a schizo pedo) and is hated by his family "for no reason". He makes threads on /g/, /pol/, /3/, /v/ and sometimes other boards about his shitty FPS game (Xonotic or something like that), his shitty life and about how it's God's wish that he gets a white child bride, often while replying to posts from threads made in other boards and posting images of child models and his own dick. He used to post random schizo rants on multiple boards at thr same time with the name MikeeUSA, but at around 2022 he changed his name to "кaни"(Kani, a pun on cunny, don't search it on the archives) and focused on posting on /g/ (probably due to /cumg/'s own pedo shit) child models, cropped CP, dickpics, K-pop whores (all of these with filenames that look like attempts to hack 4chan lol), rants about how Islam is right about women and child brides and sometimes support for Russia for producing CP.

>>22857263
>>22857347
his shitty FPS game (Xonotic or something like that)
Xonotic is a free (as in freedom) first person arena shooter. Mikee forked it into his own schizomod
His bullshit is rather known in Xonotic community

>>22857364
>forgot funny memearrow while quoting
fuck

>>22857347
>MikeeUSA
holy fuck i haven't heard that name in what feels like forever. but yeah, thanks for letting me know.

>>22857364
xonotic is very fun.

>>22857378
>xonotic is very fun.
I prefer HLDM desu
>it's not free!
Xash

>>22857364
>>22857347
what's with xonotic attracting schizo forks? there's vore tournament too

>>22857347
Reminds me of 0n, guardian angel of /lat/ and /3/

>>22857417
>what's with xonotic attracting schizo forks?
what else would you fork? OA? Cube/Red Eclipse?
>there's vore tournament too
I don't want to know and yet I want to hear a good story

It's amusing when people don't realise that they can't bump their own threads when no one else had posted in them, so they end up samefagging in a downward trajectory to page 11.

>new schizos latch on to my favorite thread
god fucking damn it

>>22857430
what happened now?

>>22857469
plane things

>>22857472
don't tell me they leaked B-2 specs.

>>22857473
don't know what aircraft it is

>>22857469
harrier manual

>>>/k/63886319

>>22857509
declassified since at least 2010
https://publicintelligence.net/u-s-navy-natops-av-8b-harrier-ii-flight-manuals/

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It Came From Raspberry Heaven

>>22857627
>moot
>kirtaner
>thatdog
>saber
>shii
>johnny digital
>snacks
>censored vagina
>shut
>mvb
>frank_stallone
>hova
holy shit was literally all the site's old guard from RH?

>>22857627
is the guy who ran not4chan on there?

>>22857326
There's threads on /an/ and /pol/, and apparently there was a subreddit dedicated to bullying her and it's now private.

>>22857326
>>22857703
Why, tho? Why bully a dopey e-celeb who plays with rescued animals so hard she an heroes? Was she accused of abusing them?

With no other information, to my uninformed (and frankly biased) eyes this is further evidence for my theory that the biggest animal lovers are genuine misanthropes.

>>22857118
dear god please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny to watch him eat shit and rot in federal prison

>>22858000
Reminds me of radfems on Tumblr getting a guy's pet fox destroyed

>>22858000
women are le evil

bold of you to assume women aren't le evil, nucaca

dutch anti-zigger got banned ;__;

who will upload zigger gore to scare off all the filthy gay pedo ziggers now?

>>22858039
dead people threads are one of the things that consistently get exiled
but life and death uhh find a way

i can't wait until the usa/iran war starts

i can already imagine a world where iran doesn't exist

no amount of american lives sacrificed is too much in the pursuit of bringing about regime change in iran


we all need the evil hitler regime in iran to fall

war is ultimately a good thing because that ultimately means a zillion moids will die

we don't need all of these excess moids anyway

I love being able to hide posts by ID and country here. It makes these threads much more bearable.

>>22858053
if i die for israel will 72 konatas be waiting for me in the after life

>>22858070
you can believe whatever you want to believe while you're defending israel, little goonhitler

>>22858210

>>22858216
speedrun

>>22858046
Someone needs some taco bell

aHR0cHM6Ly9wYnMudHdpbWcuY29tL21lZGlhL0dYUmZVbkZYY0FBRnBKcD9mb3JtYXQ9anBnJm5hbWU9MzYweDM2MA==

confrontation simply for being a 4chan user
chat, this isn't right

AAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING gay bullshit
I had this whole message typed up
She accidentally deleted it
Whatever

>>22858278
>pic of some random shirtless black guy

>>22858357
FUCK

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>>22858053
True dat

[spoiler]ywnbaw[/spoiler]

>>>/v/713487676
ESL was spotted

iran has officially attack united states army bases

yippee

get ready zoomers. its drafting time

i discovered that simulation is a lot of calculation and I can use chatgpt to come up with some possible figures to do math with

i'm no longer imagining, I am now a theoretical physicist.

>>22858361
the dude filming it's fucking pathetic lmao

>>22858415
iran's performing worse than fucking russia did at the start of the ukraine war when farmers were just walking up and stealing tanks, this war might not last long enough for a draft to happen lmao

>>22858428
proof?

>>22858434
their whole military command got fucking destroyed lmao

>>22858004
malignant narcissists like him usually start taunting LEAs eventually. it's a matter of time.

>>22858447
iran still stands though

>>22858415
It's literally over already. The US did a performative strike on evacuated locations that accomplished fuck all, and in response, Iran did a performative strike on an evacuated location that accomplished fuck all. It's all fake and gay.

>>22858465
Nope, the economy demands perpetual war on multiple fronts for more growth.

It'll be slow warfare until they can't get the war machine up and churning to where no one will care that hundreds would dying a day or something. Neither russia, ukraine, iran, taiwan, or china are gonna lose bub.

Also homegrown toehoe toenimant has finished.

>>>/v/713472914

>>22858361
¿What is that?

>>22859248
base64. throw that bitch in a base64 decoder* and you'll get actual text.

* https://www.base64decode.org/

HERE! HAVE SOME BOMBS!

>>22859278
Puked ID get!

>>22859278
Here have some pins

>>22859253
What an obnoxious nigger ape

>>>/b/936186673
Can a man like this have sex

>>22859300
>>22859358
Fuck off to the board formerly known as [s4s], nigger

>>22859364
Formerly?

New funny reaction image.
>>>/v/713482663

>>22859379
nafocucks do this LOL

>>22858361
is he a 4chan though
why did that come up? obsessed

penis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKvYzmZPUqJ/

blue cube roles towards the last empty hole


i just realized I haven't seen loona attached to any posts in a while

>>22859467
>nafocucks do this LOL

>>22859810
russia and iran are still standing, nucuck

Is this website dead? I’ve noticed a sharp decline in activity in actual boards that is about community driven interest while the still active boards are mainly drivin by circlejeck schizoes in their own thread/generals chasing eachother tail. There’s no real discussion in let’s say /o/ or /trv/ or any other interest based boards but the shitpost boards are the only active ones and they usually go down the same loop.

>>22853637
Does anyone remember Nurgle-Anon? He had a small amount of penile necrosis and posted for a few days, not going to the hospital. This was probably a decade ago. I wonder what happened to him.

>>22859952
normalcucks are too afraid to post here

4chan belongs to the schizoinos

>>22859952
Yeah it's declining. Finding out that most of the schizo theories like shitposting till people get fed up and leave or the place being a government honeypot and mods going out of their way to keep rage bait up were actually true after the hack kind of put a lot of people off from the website

>>22859955
probably dead

>>22859957
It’s kinda sad. I’ve been here since 2009 and yeah it sometimes got its shitposting charm but I remember back in the day how we actually had active discussions on the smaller boards and not just one or two generals on the board kept alive by 4 schizos that cross post between other boards.

I’m not happy to say it but it’s easier to have an actual discussion about a topic on Reddit but I sincerely hate the culture but the smaller active subreddit are kinda chill compared to a dead thread on /diy/. I’m just kinda lost for alternative for image boards. I miss the days where you could have an actual discussion about airplane mechanics on /o/ or music discussion on /mu/ that isn’t just K-pop schizos

>>22859973
>muh we had normalcuckold conversations in 2009erino

>>22858000
it seems like it's a mix of what you said about crazy animal lovers, as well as people who just think anyone doing anything good online is only doing so with ulterior motives, and then going insane trying to prove that.
some of them were people she knew and even other animal sanctuaries which is probably why it got to her so much, but if you look at the archive.org page of the r/saveafoxsnark you can see it was mainly a small handful of obsessives who would spend all day making up random shit about her.

also, a few tumblr blogs had something to do with it because she was big over there too. some people don't even care because they still think she deserved it for "abusing animals" (by keeping them alive instead of euthanising them, i think?).

>URGENT REQUEST

which archive archives /ck/? :)

>>22860037
https://warosu.org/ck/
https://archived.moe/ck/

Update on a proposed American bill that would highly affect 4chan.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/06/no-fakes-act-has-changed-and-its-so-much-worse
>The Nurture Originals, Foster Art and Keep Entertainment Safe (NO FAKES) Act aims to address understandable concerns about generative AI-created “replicas” by creating a broad new intellectual property right. That approach was the first mistake: rather than giving people targeted tools to protect against harmful misrepresentations—balanced against the need to protect legitimate speech such as parodies and satires—the original NO FAKES just federalized an image-licensing system.

>The updated bill doubles down on that initial mistaken approach by mandating a whole new censorship infrastructure for that system, encompassing not just images but the products and services used to create them, with few safeguards against abuse.

>As currently written, NO FAKES also allows anyone to get a subpoena from a court clerk—not a judge, and without any form of proof—forcing a service to hand over identifying information about a user.

>The bill does contain carve outs for parody, satire, and commentary, but those will also be cold comfort for those who cannot afford to litigate the question.

>This bill is a solution in search of a problem. Just a few months ago, Congress passed Take It Down, which targeted images involving intimate or sexual content. That deeply flawed bill pressures platforms to actively monitor online speech, including speech that is presently encrypted. But if Congress is really worried about privacy harms, it should at least wait to see the effects of the last piece of internet regulation before going further into a new one. Its failure to do so makes clear that this is not about protecting victims of harmful digital replicas.

>NO FAKES is designed to consolidate control over the commercial exploitation of digital images, not prevent it. Along the way, it will cause collateral damage to all of us.

>>22860059
Tldr pls qrd

>>22860365
>As currently written, NO FAKES also allows anyone to get a subpoena from a court clerk—not a judge, and without any form of proof—forcing a service to hand over identifying information about a user.

>>22859833
>can't even handle a simple NO U
apply yourself

>>22859952
I think you are browsing boards that always were extremely niche, as far as I'm concerned, off topic boards are straight up dead and hobby boards outpost them hard.

>>22860411
depends entirely on what your hobbies are. /v/ is fast fuck i dont play games anymore personally
my hobbies are outdoors related or martial arts related. Fishing, hunting, bowhunting(so /out/) photography(/p/) reading and writing, philosophy(/lit/ & /his/), judo, bjj(/xs/), and fitness(/fit/)
all of those boards are slow as hell
with the only slightly fast one being /fit/ as some of them will have no posts in the threads that i frequent for literal days sometimes

>>22860439
and some of these boards just flat out suck for hobbies. Like /out/ it is genuinely like the worst board for outdoors discussion
it has too much overlap with people from /v/ or /r9k/ that are bored of whatever it is they've been doing for the past few years and wanna start going outside

>>22860439
Yeah, that's what I thought. High-involvement/investment hobbies don't really benefit from anonymous communities, people want to be seen so to speak.

>>>/v/713555973

Every time I see happening on bant I think I told you so. You niggers should've listened to me in the beginning. I wish /trash/ scattered you to the winds.

>>22861060
/r9k/ was good but it was attacked at the end nonstop by proxyposters who got mad for some reason
it's not like it couldn't happen here, they just got bored and stopped

>>22861087
it's a little more obvious on ID/flag boards at least

>>22861089
they were already here too, multiple people would reply with the same ID bc they were using the same ban evader tool

>>22861060
/r9k/ was good but it was attacked at the end nonstop by proxyposters who got mad for some reason
it's not like it couldn't happen here, they just got bored and stopped

>>22861060
>>22861087
>>22861116
>>22861117
?

>>>/trash/75937626
they made a similar sister thread/post on /trash/
i will introduce myself.

See you niggers in the next thread or whatever.

>>22861126
>>22861137
>>22861147
>>22861157
don't you have your own website to administrate faggot? or are you just going to let the CP pile up there until the feds eventually arrest you?

>>22861165
streaming CP is pretty bold

What's with all the deleted frogs here?

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/infinite-scroll/how-the-internet-left-4chan-behind
>>>/pol/508602993

>>22861525
meant to link this too
>>>/pol/508610283
>>22857701
he is

>>22861533
I always underestimate how popular the catalog is because I never use it.

>>22861060
Jesse, Marge, etc

>>22861746
>Marge

>>22861060
maybe we'd have been more willing to listen if you didn't act like a retard and try to force a move

>>22861533
>edgy content is more acceptable
quite the opposite.
Before 4chans influence got to it's current point you could call someone nigger on facebook or twitter and not get banned.
Even 4chan was different 10 years ago
i remember when that robot killed himself on youtube live and /b/ spammed /r9k/ with the gif of his head coming off of. Shit was a perfect C.

>>22862083
they spammed it for a week straight. I just put up with it till they stopped it was in literallt every thread

currently eating dinner at 12:46 am while watching stand alone complex. there's your happening.

When did the mods become okay with people posting Yotsuba porn in the /trash/ loli thread?

>>22862419
>why is trash in /trash/

>>22862285
I want to like SAC so much but the central plot line fucking sucks

Are you guys like “retarded” or something?

Can someone explain why SEA hours are so fucking bad? It's horrible if you're an insomniac.

>>22862617
You can hand off the quotations. I'm just straight up retard.

>>22862656
pagpag.

"truth nuke" and chudjak memes taking off on social media and the like is too disturbing. hearing people i know irl saying it and sharing soijaks freaks me the fuck out.

>>22863221
Not too long ago I visited my parents and they were watching some AI generated wojack video on Youtube. Peak clown world shit.

>>22863221
>>22863232
hopefully this kills it off

>>22863221
it's like the 2019 pewdiepie video that made it blow up among normalfags and teenagers all over again.
actually cursed to normalfaggorty

>>22863221
do you live under a rock?
They've been taking off for literal years at this point

>>22863221
why does the glasses wearing onions nintendo numale trigger the autistic old4cucks so much?

onions
onions lent

>>22863290
how to tell us this is your first time on 4chan without saying it

hot take: trannies and its variants should've been filtered a long time ago

>>22863327
tranny tier take

if you think about it, if this fox girl was not doing anything wrong than why did she kill herself?

harboring guilt much? I think she was probably a really evil animal abuser


Ask yourself, why would a good person commit suicide? They wouldn't.

>>22863394
and btw, privileged =/= good

how does she live for 50 years or whatever and be naive to how the world really works and what evil people live in it, to which she might have been evil herself.

>22863221
>hearing people i know irl saying it and sharing soijaks freaks me the fuck out.
>rage comics happening all over again
you will suffer as i suffered

>>22863221
>hearing people i know irl saying it and sharing soijaks freaks me the fuck out.
>rage comics happening all over again
you will suffer as i suffered

>>22862656
4chan's SEAniggers are a cursed mixture of extreme brand loyalists that are obsessed with the sales of products that they can't even afford and liberal webcomic parody of Elliot Rodger-tier incels that see absolutely everything as a form of cuckoldry and a direct threat to their bloodline (which makes a bit of sense if you consider all the sexpats that travel to their country to fuck their women, kids and even their men).

>>22859952
I left /an/ a few years ago because after a certain point the only active threads were low-quality shitflinging between dog owners, cat owners, and bird bestiality posters. Don't even get me started on the dinosaur threads.

>>22863601
it makes so much sense when you put it like that. One of the reasons /vt/ is such a shithole is the seafags.

Maybe I'm too retarded but I cannot understand how to get into the irc channel whatsoever. I've registered my account but I can't join the channel even though I'm in it?

>>22863601
isn't that the SEA diaspora? All i've ever seen from /asean/ are run off the mill weebs and the most powerful race self hating as usual.

>>22861525
I feel a sort of powerless anger when I read this constant, never ending push of jornos pretending 4chan was always a website for right extremists.
We were the internet's content factory. That's what everyone who made this site what it was wanted it to be remembered as. Enriching the community was everyone's primary goal, the extremists were fringes at best and parasites leeching the site at worst.
And jornos just keep adding up and citing each other as if the echo chamber somehow proves them right.

>>22850340 (OP)
Isto é entre tu e eu, nem te atreves a dizer ao jica

Mas sabias que a Helena no ano passado teve um aborto que custou 3000€?

E mais uma pergunta
Quem é que violou a Helena quando era pequena?
O Norberto, um professor de matemática ou de natação?
Foste tú? Até acredito
(Muito obrigado, pedofilo filho da puta chamada Alzira)
A pior parte é que ela deve ter gostado e isso explica tudo

Tenta não violar o bebê neto da tua gold digger, mr Ian Watkins

E também não vou tomar conta de quinta nenhuma
Quando morreres, essa quinta vai para os ciganos
Já estamos a lidar com as maldições da puta da Tia Mila
Já é triste e engraçado ao mesmo tempo ver o parvo do Tio Zé a apodrecer com as merdas dos avós
Queimam essa merda toda
"Legado de senpaiília" é um cancro

Não admira que o Jica vai ao Porto, atirar os pensos da sua mangina para outra parede

George "I built my career saying the most basic opinions and made the world more retarded" Carlin
Grande mistério que algumas pessoas são "vítimas" de violação

Quando o cocó atrai moscas, temos que lidar com as Vios e Reneés, só para alguém queixar que fez demasiados contactos
"sobre socialização" existe

Sou um gamedev com centenas de ideias, o faggot João Lúcio não compara

Quando a Helena se matar, lembra de onde vai ser enterrada para poderes viola-la mais uma vez

A senpaiília é a prisão original
Correntes desde o dia 1
És nascido com um perfil predefinido e informação que não escolheste
Já és obrigado a saber nomes de pessoas e levar merdas até quando és pequeno
Mas um dia, tem que haver um recomeço
Já demasiadas pessoas subiram as escadas, mando as escadas a baixo

>>22863634
/int/ generals aren't really a good representative of this site as a whole, people are usually way more chill there. Gacha and vtumor threads are populated almost entirely by SEAmonkeys and they manage to be one of the worst, most schizophrenic places on 4chan.

>>22863676

>>22863634
Go to /v/'s sales threads, /vt/'s numberfagging threads, /vg/'s gacha threads for gacha games with direct competitors (like genshin and any new open world gacha) or /a/'s WSJ and oricon threads during peak SEA hours.

>>22862063
What, you wanted a dissertation on why? I told you its retarded to have it on trash and I made threads on /bant/. It's your problem you were a moron.

>>22863977
Pretty sure most of hap was trashfags even before qa got frozen.

>>22863966
hell, go to /v/ at all during SEA hours and you'll see actual horrors

>SEA/americant/yurop/africant hours even doe 4channel posters stay up way past their bedtime and post at such hours where you can't actually get such hours.

>>22864746
>bedtime
anon, adults go to bed when they feel like it.

>>22864766
blud is a lil ahh jit.

How do you log into services in the irc channel?

>>22865199
read the faq retard

https://youtube.com/shorts/to11dZ6US04?si=d1m5q2JvYpB3ACbH

>>22864781
isn't it past your bedtime?

>>22865430
sybau

>>22865430
Mods should update the filters for gen alpha slang, but we know that'll never happen.

did the site just shit itself for a bit or was that just my internet

>>22865504
>*puts on glasses*
none of what i said is "gen alpha" slang. get your facts right.

>>22865537
like images weren't loading or something?

>>22865544
not just images, nothing was loading

>>22863675
it's part of a larger reinforcement of "the right" across the whole of the internet, they want a feedback loop of right-wing sentiment going to try and consolidate and cement a right-wing powerbase by affirming that the internet's creative scene is in and of itself right-wing

this is of course patent bullshit, but it does result in many of our worst posters, aided and abetted by grapeape being a retard who believes 4chan will "save western civilization"

Why can't I join the irc channel? I have my shit registered but it tells me I need to login when I'm already logged in ffs. The hell do I fucking do?

>>22865780

>>22865781
I did that and it's still telling me to log in when I'm already logged in

>>22865808
It keeps telling me to login to services when I've registered the name and everything

>>22865814
Works on my machine (HexChat)

>>22865874
I'm trying to sign in through the 4chanx thing so do I need that?

>>22863221
lol

>>22861053
Another day, another wojak teen "all /b/tards are trannies also we are the real /b/tards" cognitive dissonance exposition

>>22865884
I FUCKING DID IT JESUS CHRIST I GOT IN

Alright now how do I properly talk to a mod about this lolcow in fucking /hg/ that's been shitting up the general for weeks if not months on /k/?

>>22863221
Like everything else that isn't a MS paint wojak trace, "truth bomb" already existed. It was spammed on /qa/ by the frog spam brigade, but I don't know where they imported it from. One would assume /r9k/ or something.

>>22866059
You don't. Mods consider that "using IRC to report" and will tell you to use the report list and never bother them again at best and tell you to eat shit and ban you from IRC at worst. The feedback page used to have an option for "mod feedback" that could be used to report presistent shitposters, but that option was removed after the hack as a signal of mods being irredeemable cunts that hate their users more than anything.

>>22866074
Well the fuck do I do now? All this guy does is make threads on /hg/ where he just posts bodycam footage of a dude getting shot into swiss cheese and he shits up the whole thread making it about himself and driving people away. I'm baffled he hasn't even been banned whatsoever with how brazen he is

>>22866079
The real answer is: give up. It's better you stop letting some faggot occupy a space in your brain. It's shitty to have threads you like ruined because of even just 1 (one) singular retard, but you can't do a thing about it and mods certainly won't either. Unless you find this fucker and touch him so hard he never posts on the internet again. You can counter-shitpost, and strategize ways to make him fuck off, but ask yourself: is that really something you want to waste your time doing? The best you can do is report and filter him.

>>22866079
>>22866100
You could also consider applying to become a janny the next time applications open, and make it your life's mission to shut him down. Questions about this being a good use of your time remain, but it's an option.

The option is, learn to stop replying to bait. A number of generals on /trash/ are afflicted by dedicated shitposters, and they either fragment in an effort to overwork them or actually git gud at not taking bait.

>>22866079
>Well the fuck do I do now?
a) suffer
b) spend IPs massreporting the nigger
c) outnigger the nigger until a mod bans both
d) move to another site

>>22866043
Using "troon" at absolutely any point of your life immediately and instantly discredits you from oldfag status or laying claim to 4chan history, I think

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750916479926559.mp4

happers when they went to school

average happer's wallpaper during faggot month

>>22866592
Lies. This is the wallpaper of the least gay happer.

>>22866592
The P Diddy allegations got even worst????? HE IS NOW ALSO LE WALLPAPER WITH JUSTINER LAKEFELD?

New: >>22866639

>>22866592
>sharteen filename