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i am alone and need a doggo companion so i dont suck start a shotgun. what is the most based dog breed for a racist white anglo saxon protestant man (male). thanks and god bless

>>22852248 (OP)
mutts but not american kind

>>22852248 (OP)
border collie/retriever. smart, fast, love to play, love to please, and both can relax in between activity... really get what you want. go to the shelter and youd be surprised, one is going to pick you

>>22852251
its clear and its yellar, you got wrinkles there feller

A bloodhound seems like a very racist dog. You can just tell he hates niggers.

>>22852248 (OP)
it depends on your level of commitment. large breeds require lots of outdoor activities, small dogs are fucking ridiculously skittish and neurotic pains in the ass.

>>22852248 (OP)
BEAGLES ARE THE BEST

Dog fucker thread.
It's preferred that you go straight for the shotgun OP you pathetic faggot. Disgusting cunt.

>>22852248 (OP)
>GOD BLESS ISRAEL
>GOD BLESS THE MIDDLE EAST
>and uh oh yeah GOD bless america or whatever

And then I went on politics and saw a bunch of people retreating into childish threads about crow hunting and wanting a dog to hug. It's like watching trauma victims regress.

Don't pussy out now anons. You voted for this.

>>22852248 (OP)
Australian Shepherd, or if you want to be even more patrician, Australian Cattle Dog.

A mix of the two is more than acceptable as well

I really love Weimeraners.

>>22852250
sounds good. though i'll be surprised if a shelter has a true border collie or retriever that's not a pit mix. seems like shelters mostly have chihuahuas and pit bulls. thinking about buying from a breeder. dunno if thats frowned upon. i just want a good doggo that doesnt have crazy behavior issues

>>22852260
Breeders are a tad NPC tier, with what some of those fuckers charge. You can find puppies at the SPCA from time to time; it's not all unfortunate nigbulls.
I got both my dogs from the SPCA at ages 6 months and 3 months old. Like $100 each.

>>22852248 (OP)
it depends on your lifestyle. dont get a dog for how it looks get a dog that matches your lifestyle. if you are going to be gone most of the day at work its cruelty to leave a smart dog like a border collie alone in the house especially if when you come back you are going to be a lazy faggot smoking weed and playing video games. do not get a high energy working dog if you have a low energy retard lifestyle

>>22852260
best of luck man, im sure you'll find a good pal. did you have any breeds in mind? small or big?
i had a collie/pit mix and he was an autistic retard in all the best ways. eyes shook in his head, massive under bite, the most insane howl youve ever heard, but he was too smart and still athletic as ever.
another thing people dont think about, but getting boys vs girls. in my opinion male dogs want to play but they also want to serve, female dogs want tasks and want to be pampered

>>22852256
this is a shitskin, obvious from the leaf flag I know

>>22852248 (OP)
German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Rhodesian Ridgeback.

>>22852248 (OP)
>what is the most based dog breed for a racist white anglo saxon protestant man (male).

Pitt Bulls were created to run down bad niggers.

>>22852258
for fuck's sake please don't get a working dog breed unless you have the acreage to support it. These dogs are not meant for apartments and small back yards.

Serch no more.
>le nigger-killler dog

>>22852248 (OP)
Doberman's and rotts are really good mans best friend types.. can't go wrong with a goofy ass lab or golden retriever.. "doodles" are a great combo of mans best friend, smart, work oriented but they definitely need grooming.. I would avoid hound dogs, German shepherds, or any herding dog other than maybe a border collie (different and to and extent, more complex training). My opinion is formed from my career training dogs and running a dog daycare

>>22852248 (OP)
>based dog breeds
There are none. Get a cat, and if you treat it just right it will be far a more loyal companion than any food driven mutt.

Golden Retriever or Labrador

A bombay kitty will be the frenliest fren you could ask for!

>>22852248 (OP)
Border collie if you do a LOT of walking, Bedlington terrier if you don't.

>>22852248 (OP)
Border collies are extremely loyal and smart. But don't get one unless you're prepared for what they require in terms of exercise ot stimulation. Perfect if you have a farm/homestead or somewhere he can run around, but don't get one if you live in an apartment

>>22852262
yeah i'm pretty much NEET at this point so i have all the time in the world to give it exercise and play. and i live in a house with a decent size fenced in yard. growing up we've always had dogs in my family, all kinds. so i have a decent handle on how to care for them properly
>>22852263
yeah i'm looking for one of those intelligent types that's not neurotic and is chill and loyal. i've read that rottweilers are like this. seems like a good bet
>>22852265
we had a rhodesian ridgeback in my family for her whole life till she died of old age. that dog was something else. fast as fuck, could turn on a dime, many times i broke an ankle trying to chase her around the yard. but she was also pretty neurotic and never could socialize at all. neat dog but a tough one to care for

>>22852267
Vaxxed take.
I had an Australian Shepherd x ACD mix for 14 years and literally never once had an issue with the MUH WORKING DOG meme. They have an inclination to herding behaviors you can kind of cope-tier see at times, but they don't just magically become ADHD unstoppable herders without training and exposure.

Any "working breed" puppy you that doesn't grow up on an active farm actually watching parents and siblings do work can be a suburbs dog without any issue.

>>22852248 (OP)
im enjoying the company of a femmastiff

>>22852275
im biased beause i own australian shepherds so if you have the time and lifestyle i cant recommend them highly enough. but dont be a faggot who leaves them alone they are literal companion tier dogs and need to accompany you all day they are not junkyard dogs you leave alone outside in the yard all day

>>22852248 (OP)
Forgot to give my piece of advice on a non-negotiable thing: don't just get one dog, unless you're at home just about 24/7; get him or her a friend. They'll both grow up far better adjusted than single dogs, and they'll keep each other company somewhat when you're out.

I hope you can find some friends. Mine were hands-down the best part of my life, and with both of them gone from age, shit's honestly just empty and meaningless now, even multiple years later.

>>22852248 (OP)
Vlcak or another wolf dog or a white GSD
After my 13yo lady that I raised from a pup dies I'm going vlcak but gsds are the best

>>22852248 (OP)
For you (frogposter and OP)?
Pomeranian

>>22852248 (OP)


Get a Rottweiler. They’re loyal, smart, can kill nigs and shitskins and pit bulls, and usually don’t turn on their owner in probably 99%+ of cases.

Only thing is they usually don’t live very long. And you need to teach and socialize them so they don't kill small animals or attack strangers, but that’s all dogs. Usually they’re nice

>>22852258
>>22852267
i adopted a dog that is half aussie shepherd and she is absolutely nuts, as is every single other one i see out in the neighbourhood being walked. they are very often surrendered by families who cannot keep up with them. they are not suited to life in suburbia or the city unless you want to train them out of everything they are bred to do, which is insane when you really think about it.
get an aussie if you
a) have a farm WITH LIVESTOCK
B)have all day to stay at home with it and keep it company so it doesn't destroy everything you own
you really don't need to train them how to herd livestock too much, a friend of mine moved next door to a dairy farm with his dog that had only seen suburbia, and it knew how to herd the cows the first time she saw them. they are essentially a meat machine that only wants to herd and defend livestock.
they also stick to you, they sit ON you, always need to touch you, always vocalizing. basically if you are easily annoyed never get one.
i find the best thing with mine is playing tug, she is tired from 15 minutes of that, vs more than an hour and a half of fetching balls at the baseball diamond.
>>22852248 (OP)
op get a lab. for a first time dog owner, it's the best idea. also from a breeder, with good lines. good dogs come from good breeding, same as people. don't let anyone tell you different. and don't spay or neuter them, it makes all bad behaviours worse, causes cancer and a myriad of other health problems the vets can charge you to treat later on.

>>22852248 (OP)
Not a pit or a pit mix or a husky or a malinois. Almost anything else is fine.

>>22852248 (OP)
Vlcak is carpathian wolf from the carpathian mountains crossed with German Shepard (GSD)

>>22852276
>I had no issues
Did you leave it outside all day to bark while you were at work and then come home and tell it it’s a good doggy?

>>22852271
really this

>>22852248 (OP)
Aryan shepard

>>22852248 (OP)
Robot doggo

>>22852278
when's the last time you had a glass of water that didn't have hair in it? do you like picking almost invisible hairs out of your eyeballs? i do!

>>22852275
i think rotts are a great choice. very loyal and a history of being racist

>>22852248 (OP)
Adopt a mutt from the pound

>>22852291
>i think rotts are a great choice. very loyal and a history of being racist
RACIST DOGS ARE THE BEST!

>>22852281
Pomeranians are cool
Gabe was a Pomeranian

>>22852248 (OP)
Labradors and Spaniels are both based and red-pilled. In fact, most dogs are good, just get one from a rescue place, treat them right, and everything will be OK.

>>22852248 (OP)
just go to a shelter and pick the one you find most charming. save a poor lonely and more likely to be healthier abandoned pup, instead of dropping a ton of money on a breed

>>22852248 (OP)
Walker hound is a lot of fun. They're stubborn but smart and funny.

>>22852248 (OP)
I really love my australian cattle dog but he's very high energy and needs almost constant attention. i highly recommend getting a pure bred pedigree dog so they are healthy and you know what kind of temperament they will likely have. DO NOT get a pitbull or any bully type dog, they are the niggers of dogs.

Dogs are the best man, i hope you can find a nice one and have a best friend. my dog is my best friend.

Schnauzer

Strong German dog, insanely loyal, protective, and alert.
Comes in 3 different sizes to support your personal needs.

>>22852258
my man

>>22852248 (OP)
My springer spaniel is the best dog in the whole world. Hes classy and dignified and follows me wherever I go.

>>22852260
buy from a breeder that is registered with the AKC. there is literally nothing wrong with buying from breeders, it's actually incredibly based. you have to understand that people who are genuinely enthusiastic about dog breeds have basically been practicing eugenics on these dogs to produce uberdogs.

>>22852301
That's one classy and dignified looking dog.

>>22852288
MY WHITE GERMAN SHEPARD LITERALLY HAS A TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL HER SHES A GOOD GIRL

European Crime Dog

>>22852267
I wouldn't do a herding dog in an apartment but i live in a place with a small backyard and i make it work with my ACD, i just make sure i walk him twice a day and on weekends we go for big hikes. takes a tone of exercise but worth it because they are the most based breed ever

>>22852248 (OP)
Get a pound puppy they've seen some shit and they appreciate everything.

>>22852288
Wow, this one is gorgeous

>>22852301
Spaniels and setters are god tier dogs.
Smart but not so smart that they're hyperactive. Loyal like no other. Beautiful and graceful looking without looking gay and retarded. Even the small ones like cavaliers don't act like gay toy dogs, still good gun dog and flushing instincts.
Their only flaw is how obsessed they are with food. But even that makes them easy to train.

>>22852248 (OP)
Get a borzoi
Its all about the schnozz bros
Name him netanyahu

>>22852248 (OP)
dude get a cat instead they are cooler

>>22852309
He's very proud and knows how handsome he is. He doesn't walk he struts. He's very picky about about what he eats. I had to hand feed him when he was a puppy until I found food that he liked.

>>22852275
>Neet at this point
Eventually you'll look at the dog looking at you and you'll see the reflection of the shame you have suppressed about yourself in his adorable canine pupils

We always had labs growing up. Why the fuck does every one of our dogs get tumors?
>innawoods
>no goyslop
>active adventures

>>22852314
>no goyslop
Do you feed raw?

>>22852248 (OP)
You want a purebred german shepard. Preferably black on tan instead of tan on black reasoning being they are more difficult for intrudes to see in the dark.
Make sure you see their parents and siblings make sure they have proper paperwork to prove they are purebred pups.
And get them as a puppy.
Train them after a few days of them being in the house they should get acclimated anywhere between a day or a few.
Train train train.
Go on google search up training dog tricks teach them every trick.
Walk your property line so they never go on the street unless you tell them its ok.
German shepard
German shepard
German shepard
I miss you Luna

>>22852255
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS DUDE UNLESS YOU ARE A HUNTER AND YOU ALSO ARE OK WITH THIS FUCKING DOGGO BEING YOUR ALARM CLOCK.
Lived with my buddy for 5 months when we were teens. Loved gigi great dog but she woke us up every day and her woof were long deep and they reverberated
AhhRrrrOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhoohooooohooooooohooooo

>>22852255
Beagles are loud and they smell bad.

>>22852266
Then are they the nigger dog of choice even above rotties.
Niggas stop caring about rotties the moment they realized they couldnt put up a fight against a pitbull in a dog fight.
Niggers love dog fighting

>>22852248 (OP)
German Shepard or great pyranees

>>22852248 (OP)
Or get a cat

Bullterrier

>>22852248 (OP)
Here you go, OP.

It's about as based as fuck as I can find.

>>22852248 (OP)
If you want a good racist dog rhodesian ridgeback, south Africans used to breed them to kill niggers trying to steal meat from their freezers

>>22852283
good tips thanks anon
>>22852285
never heard of these before. look cool as shit, will check them out
>>22852288
thats one badass looking dog
>>22852291
yeah i've read up on rottweilers a bit, they seem pretty awesome

>>22852321
Based

>>22852279
A dog and a cat at the same time is great

>>22852296
i'd like to but all the shelters i check out just have mongrel and pit dogs :(
>>22852298
>DO NOT get a pitbull or any bully type dog
absolutely never will. i detest nigbulls and their even worse owners
>>22852299
>4188 (close enough) checked
good suggestion i'll look into these

>>22852301
damn, awesome dog. looks like something a king of old would have as part of his hunting retinue
>>22852302
might do that. but holy fuck they can be expensive.
>>22852313
damn dude thats a bit too real...
>>22852316
GSD seem awesome. i hear they tend to have lots of health issues though

>>22852304
Post pics rn

>>22852248 (OP)
Black lab is good

>>22852321
>>22852311
yeah i love cats too and will probably get one at some point. right now i need something i can take on a run or walk and go to the park with and stuff

>>22852310
BORZOI OP, NONODY BUYED THEM
THINK OF THE NOSE
NOSE KNOWS BEST
AHHHHHH

>>22852248 (OP)
>what is the most based dog breed for a racist
Rhodesian Ridgeback or Boerboel
I've only had the former, but they both hate niggers even more than most breeds. Genetic memory. Ridgebacks are very territorial and capable fighters, but also energetic and needy. Probably not a good choice if you're a wagie who needs to leave the dog alone in an apartment for 10 hours every day; they'll go crazy and tear shit apart.

any guess on what breed my new shelter mutt is? 5 months old

>>22852330
I did thats the picrel

lol i got b& for posting this thread on pol. thanks jannies. anyways thanks for all the info anons

>>22852299
if nietzsche was dog