same anon as last time, so bring the questions

The theme of this one, I don't know yet but simply to have fun like the previous one

any big plans for the st jean? labbat + poutine + gros bat de la SQDC + fireworks?

Moi jpense me garocher tout nu dans le saint laurent a cause qui fait trop chaud tabarnak minimum 25 la nuit kesse ca esti on scroirait deins iles mouk mouk dans le sud, 4 day weekend pis jta veuille de juste rester dans le sous sol a pleine noirceur mon cul planté dans une chaudiere pleine de glace pendant 48 heures

>>22853495
Ca a l'air le fun! Moi javais penser essayer Hundread Line - Last Defense Academy plur la switch vu wue je suis en vacance ppur encore une semaine. Pour le soir probablement voir des feux d'artifice. Va etre le fun :)

>>22852923 (OP)

Why are you a glowie?

>>22853529
I'm not, I'm just a bored dumbass on a very long road trip

How does your French compare to that of a French native?

>>22853523
ah bein profites en, aux moins y vas faire moins chaud le reste dla semaine

>>22853595
>a very long road trip
chalet au nord?

>>22853620
Not OP but it's similar to say a Brit vs someone with a very distinct American accent like the Deep South or New York/Boston. Or spanish from Spain vs El Salvador. It's like 90% similar to each other but those 10% of differences are clear as day.

Ironically, apparently Quebec French is closest to what France French used to be 100s of years ago, and we try to be more Francophone than the French themselves. In France they'll use all sorts of English words like "email" whereas the language police of quebec has to come up with words like "courriel", also the name of movies video games brand names etc. As a famous example "Fast and Furious" in France is "Fast and Furious" with a French accent where as the language police here has it translate to "Rapides Et Dangeureux".

Also we also wide differences in regional accents in Quebec. Montreal French is easily the closest thing to France French, once you start spreading out anywhere else in the province people start to sound like the farmers and lobster fishers that they are. France also has its regional accents though like people from Paris are also making fun of their own people from the North and South.

>>22853620
take my fucking gifs and call me a mutt
FUCK you

nevermind

i just hate living here

>>22853661

Man, from what I understand from consuming so much stupid T.V media that Québécois were like arrogant people and believe themselves to be pure and Frencher than French, but I thought this was just an over exaggerated stereotype (i guess it still is). I suppose all this word gymnastics is to preserve their identity. Very interesting. Thanks for sharing. I really wanna visit that part of the world one day.

>apparently Quebec French is closest to what France French used to be 100s

Vernacular is always a given.

That seems to be a common theme among the former colony countries. I mean, Argentina still what can be considered the obsolete second-person pronoun of 'vos' and Brasil uses 'voçe' instead of 'tu'

Learning about different worlds is too kewl ~~~

>>22853665
>>22853683

You are a very silly piece of personality

>>22853844
wish miku would assassinate me
>You are a very silly piece of personality
apologies

are you a woman yet. if so, sex?

when I was 15 I entirely disagreed that quebec was real and argued with a guy in my religion class for 2 hours that quebec isn't a place. so, to prove him wrong. are you real?

>>22853620
If you aren't already understanding of French, you see the heavy accent, like English and Australian.

>>22853661
Nan pour un marriage a st-agate

>>22853665
Espece de chien galeux
Like that?

>>22853844
He an American that normal

>>22853851
I'm not, sadly, but I can be whatever you want for you, babe~

>>22853992
it's bad here man you have no idea

>>22853996
I want you... to fart for me.

>>22853868
As real as this hippie mobile is found going back home

>>22854001
Don't give up bro, I'm here rooting for you

>>22854004
*fart sound sfx*
https://youtu.be/QRbbWumbASI?si=GS3wRhY3ycvYVY9K

>>22854014
Extremely erotic. Thank you for your service!

Remember that my discord is jl_emperor_midas0178
Just say brocoli or something when you send me a DM to know you are from here :)
If you wanna talk or other stuff

>>22853842
>Québécois were like arrogant people and believe themselves to be pure and Frencher than French, but I thought this was just an over exaggerated stereotype (i guess it still is).
The France vs Quebec thing goes both ways where some of the people of each country thinks that the other country is the one that's arrogant and talks with a funny accent. Most Quebecers have a good opinion of the French and vice-versa though. Except for Paris, both the Québecois and French agree that Paris and Parisiens aren't that great.

there's loads of argentinians in montreal, btw. I was able start drinking yerba maté years before it became popular

>>22853982
ah bein bon party

>>22854012
will neva give up
i know humans have survived much, much worse throughout history
or so i'm told

>>22854974
That good! It's hard right now but don't give up!

>>22854967
Ouais! Cetais fun :)

Why are you a fucking a glowie?

i forgot about these threads, i appreciate your threads

>>22857004
Don't worry I'm not, just a bored quebec guy on his vacation week.

>>22857007
Thank bro

Beside wtf is a glowie?

>>22857446
"the CIA niggers glow in the dark. you can see 'em if you're... you're driving,
you just RUN THEM OVER. that's what you do."
- terry davis

>>22857446
basically it's a slur for CIA agents

>>22857468
Well fuck the CIA, I'm from Quebec

>>22857460
Lol

>>22857521
eheheh

>>22857512
There’s a Canadian version, but in the end you all glow in the dark

>>22858049
Really? Lol

>>22857512
>>22858049
>>22859262
Yeah CSIS
also, Fun Fact: the CIA funded memory-erasure research up in Montreal's McGill Uni in the 50s and 60s as part of their MKultra prjects

>>22860114
Dayum Oo I love conspiracy that are true

Question for all
What your favorite crackpot conspiracy? Anything go

Bump

>>22862180
i forgot about bump chan

>>22862183
Here one more :D

>>22862183

<3

>>22862180

Bump

You’ll never be American, or British.

Enjoy your little piece of land you have, Frenchie LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

>>22864069
>"You’ll never be American, or British."
>America being run by the stupidest president ever.
>Britain being invaded with rapist pedophile Muslim.
Oh noooo, how unlucky i am. Nooooo...

>>22864786
You’ll never be head and commander of the continent, you’ll always be relegated to some fringe separatist movement on some tiny patch of land Thad’s barely ever heard about and doesn’t have true ownership over the rest of the continent.
You may have conquered Europe with Napoleon, frenchie, but eventually the British and Indians defeated and over came you and you are nothing but a footnote in history.

I’m sure you do find it funny, smoke your legal frenchie weed and drink your beer from the convenience store all you want, you are too worried and occupied with effete liberal affairs while the true men of this world worry about what it’s like to truly run a great imperial nation

>>22853844
Chapolin would never be gay

>>22864842

>>22864862
Look at what has happened to you frenchie

I have a great American flag why you have some silly flag with a leaf on it and you only have a tiny portion of the continent isn’t that sad?

What has become of you frenchie?

>>22864862
based

>>22864862
Why don’t you invite more Germans to come and visit you in Quebec frenchie

Le surrender

>>22864891
>>22864875
That actually a great idea! Would be different than seeing the same three black dudes that working for ubereat in my town. Meanwhile in the big city there are a certain race of peoples living there that don't even understand french so yeah, germans would be fun :)

>>22864948
I was in Montreal, and I came across a lot of Germans visiting there, and I saw German flags hanging in peoples windows and people wearing German colors like this woman wearing a scarf that was yellow black and red and then I ran into a bunch of Germans and people
from literal France it was just lawl

Imagine going to Montreal and suddenly you’re in axis powers territory which is kind of unsuspected and shocking

>>22864951
Funny you say that, i was at St-Jerome last week for a wedding and i saw a lot of Italian flags there. I wonder why

>>22864956
fucking surrendered

>>22864951
.

>>22864961
BUT that the big city. In my town of >! Redacted !< there none of that and is rather calm and peaceful. Also this will seem weird for the USANON here, but the few minority living here are civilised and not fucking wild dangerous animals like in your country.

!>testing<!

>>22865074
Don’t ever talk badly about America, frenchie anon

>>22865425
Or else what? You gonna send ICE to deport me to El Salvador?

>>22865427
Yes

>>22865472

>>22865477
You may not be aware of this, but Trump is deporting all of Quebec to El Salvador

>>22865495
So what games are you currently playing guys? For me it's hundread line - last defense academy

>>22852923 (OP)
How did you make being French worse?

>>22866536
Idk, ask my ancestors lol. Or blame Canada.

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What your type of women guys? Or type of dude, I don't judge.