/bant/ confession thread go

i dont even know

what's the cope for taller than you?

The best compliment I have ever had in regards to my physique was "hey anon, are you on steroids?"
Huge ego boost I'm all natty

>>22853894 (OP)
>>22853919

i like pulling out my pubes (specifically the ones on my balls) not for sexual reasons its just satisfying and scratches the itch, its like popping a pimple

>>22853955
I'll do you one better anon. sometimes if I'm on the toilet and bored (after I did my business and all) I pull out ass hairs. trust and believe that shits a sensory heaven.

i compulsively peel the skin off of my feet, i've done it since it was like 9 or 10
i used to chew on it afterwards, but realized that was a bad idea around 14
this habit goes away completely when i'm staying somewhere other than my parents house

>>22855175
how do you even... do that? like callouses, or off the top?

>>22855179
it started with the calluses on my big toes, then all the other toes, then the heels of my feet
never off the top, but sometimes i accidentally peel up from the sides & feel a sharp pain

>>22855317
...actually yeah, based. I put my feet through absolute hell (I hike and rock climb and a bunch of other stuff) and I used to attack the callouses on my heels. very satisfying.

>>22855500
ah ye
it goes much better if i've been running or climbing or whatever, the calluses are thicker & i don't have to be nearly as careful
i need to live somewhere with extremely clean floors, i think
when my feet are super clean it's much easier to avoid picking at them
>>22855500
>I hike and rock climb and a bunch of other stuff
i'd like to do some hiking and urban exploration type stuff some day, always thought htat would be cool
especially with other people
it's hard to find motivation sometimes

>>22855512
generally getting motivation from random sources usually helps more than the big esoteric "I've wanted to do it my whole life" idea that a lot of people promote. I picked up climbing originally cause I used to bunk off history class with my friends and I wanted to get good and climbing trees and fences. find it through silly things, ask your friends to hang out in the woods or go on a hike or something. it's honestly really fun when the weather's great.

>>22853894 (OP)
my thread slots have been used up the last 2 sundays
thank you for your service
the number of times i found $20 on the floor and didn't say anything is not 0

>>22855526
that's evil. that's fucked up. you're fucked up anon. you're literally pure evil and you need to die. no wait. I'LL kill you. kek

>>22855523
that does make sense
i get in my own head & waste time too much, i need to get out more
ty anon
>>22855526
forgot about that image

>>22855533
shoulda used the $20 to buy a wallet

>>22855596
in defense of whoever lost their 20 dollars, until the age of like 15 I used to just carry around my credit card in my jeans pocket. no wallet, no case, just sitting in there loose. so

>>22853894 (OP)
confession: i forgot what i was gonna confess

>>22855598
well the term not 0 could apply to 20$ or 200
so i guess retards are just prone to losing money

>>22853906
Gym and roids

you moght not see it that way
but /bant/ was always a place for redemption
https://youtu.be/QRJbIXezn8c?si=jo-ST-PczbABDtWE

I stole a gay British guys AI wife 17 years after someone strangled a hitch hiker on the side of a dirt road by an overgrown irrigation ditch 10 miles south of Chadron Nebraska.

>>22855596
>>22855612
Newfag we have all lost 20 dollars once or twice. One time I lost 20 dollars even though I had a wallet on account of I was so drunk I couldn't see straight and didnt even know I existed. Just like a walking talking retard zombie, newfag. An absolute wreck of an individual, surely. I walked around the liquor store accusing random people of stealing the 20 dollars until they threw me out and told me never to come back and that I was banned for life, newfag. I went back the next week though they didn't care maybe they forgot I dunno but the point is errybody lose a twinny here or there newfag and you'd know that if you were a oldfag newfag

>>22855775
no you lost $20 because you're a retard who misplaces time made money
and you're not getting it back
just like you'll hot the wall at 30 with no kids but at least you posted frog or wojack several million times

>>22855786
*to own the choods
even though you're a /pol/chud who's too much of a pussy to post on /pol/

I once mixed an antipsychotic (called risperidone) and a painkiller because I had a headache (paracetamol) I took the risperidone because I knew I could lie down for a much time I did it because I was so angry and sad after an argument with my parents and just wanted an escape, I lasted that night with tachycardia and anxiety, I was paranoid and fell asleep, The next day was the complete opposite, I couldn't even open my eyes, when I wanted to afterward and everything else was a trip, I was there but at the same time I wasn't there, I simply couldn't think or anything, during. The effect of that mix was later investigated and it is not at all advisable to mix those groups loll Moral of the story: don't mix shit that you don't know what it's for and not even because you're sad, although I must admit that I loved what it made me feel, I would do it again...

>>22855803
don't do jew approved pharma?

>>22855803
good luck anon

>>22855803
get well soon
ide note to everyone else: dont trust pharma

>CHENTELMEN A TOAST

>To our wives and sweethearts, may they never meet

Eheheheh, then I told em "May they never meet!"

>>22855837
Shut up newfag oxycontin is good for you

>>22853894 (OP)
I must confess, I use 4chan when I'm bored

>>22855845
another day
another worthless canadian opinion

>>22857103
Same newfag different day

>>22857110
in the shitcan it goes
just like your worthless home board

>>22853894 (OP)