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Anonymous (ID: kESmz9+G) Canada No.22855089 [Report] >>22855509 >>22855626 >>22860838 >>22861186 >>22861219 >>22862452
Attn: German recruitment needed
Hello, I am looking to recruit Germans. I am interested in relocating to Germany in the near future and need your help. I went to establish a new Third Reich and I want to know what I need to look out for? I am also hoping that once I become the German Chancellor I can inadvertently convince Russia to bring back the Soviet Union, which doesn’t seem far off since they are so fond of Ukrainian land.

I believe I am the reincarnation of Hitler.
Anonymous (ID: 9XJJsq3x) United States No.22855509 [Report] >>22855516
>>22855089 (OP)
u will have along of unwanted frequencies, random cope mental gymnastics, and more to deal with if people even suspect you are, its an annoying life to deal with not to mention if its even suspected ur likelihood of getting formal power are next to 0 unless literal divine tier miracles and all the planets assign. You will tested over and over again and even if u pass any and every excuse to why u didn't will be put forth even if only you and only you could have done it.
Anonymous (ID: 9XJJsq3x) United States No.22855516 [Report] >>22856809
>>22855509
good luck tho, he has a sorta new god reputation with all sorts of conditions that many of which are made up even though he sorta reached apotheosis through Wotan.
Anonymous (ID: VhjBK5cA) Australia No.22855626 [Report] >>22856807
>>22855089 (OP)
>I went to establish a new Third Reich
where?
Anonymous (ID: IV4NqGiA) Canada No.22856807 [Report] >>22856961
>>22855626
Can you not read?
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22856809 [Report]
>>22855516
i didn't post this
Anonymous (ID: 6y/vsNJY) Denmark No.22856961 [Report]
>>22856807
OP can't spell
Anonymous (ID: 2JaXuNEb) Canada No.22858420 [Report]
Looking to recruit Germans for the cause
Anonymous (ID: lCNu/Uw1) Canada No.22860661 [Report]
Any Germans around here?
Anonymous (ID: DNE+UOQQ) Germany No.22860838 [Report] >>22861104
>>22855089 (OP)
Fuck off retard
Anonymous (ID: TNN9SMWY) Canada No.22861104 [Report] >>22861167
>>22860838
But wha, what are you talking about? Is this what you would say to your fuhrer?
Anonymous (ID: DNE+UOQQ) Germany No.22861167 [Report] >>22861174
>>22861104
Hitler war n Kanakenficker du dummer Hurensohn. Verpiss dich jetzt.
Anonymous (ID: 1d+JkRRC) United States No.22861174 [Report] >>22861201
>>22861167
Hitler war ein Gott unter den Sterblichen, er war ein Prophet. Ich bete für dich, du hast offensichtlich deinen Weg verloren, wie selbstzerstörerisch das sein muss.
Anonymous (ID: 6pUQyduk) United States No.22861186 [Report] >>22861210
>>22855089 (OP)
Germany is no good they are all weak effeminate liberals now. Come to the U.S. we love electing fascists and have enough military to make a solid world conquest effort, or really we've already conquered basically the whole world so the rest is easy.
Anonymous (ID: DNE+UOQQ) Germany No.22861201 [Report]
>>22861174
Der Junkie hat sich die Kugel gegeben weil er zu dumm war die Kommis zu ficken.
Anonymous (ID: DNE+UOQQ) Germany No.22861210 [Report] >>22861712
>>22861186
>He thinks a jewish vassal state is going to conquer anything.
Hahahahaha
Anonymous (ID: 1d+JkRRC) United States No.22861217 [Report]
I just feel like Germany is where the original villains home country is, why would you move to America if you want to get rid of the Jews LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!


tinywytpeckergooonhitler kill yourself
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861219 [Report] >>22861280
>>22855089 (OP)
>I believe I am the reincarnation of Hitler.
if you were the reincarnation of hitler, you would be winning people over in-person in bars & shit
or maybe online, but not on 4chan
Anonymous (ID: 1d+JkRRC) United States No.22861280 [Report] >>22861297
>>22861219
You don’t think Hitler wouldn’t have started out as an incel on 4chan on the internet? I got news for you, he was the original incel
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861297 [Report] >>22861333
>>22861280
he had ambitions to go to art school which he followed, that was before the age of 20
i think he was in the military and saw his friends blown up by shrapnel, also before 20
i don't think he would've been a 4chan incel on the internet, but idk why really
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861313 [Report] >>22861331
also, the term incel is just there so you attach yourself to that group & willingly fight
you have to maintain individuality in times like this
Anonymous (ID: y8npasZh) Canada No.22861318 [Report]
We've backtraced the connection. Golems have been deployed.

Mazel Tron
Anonymous (ID: y8npasZh) Canada No.22861331 [Report] >>22861335 >>22861335
>>22861313
Lmao! I feel like creating a political rallying point and collective identity specifically around the idea that you haven't had sex or aren't having sex and are frustrated about it is bound to be a failure. It just doesn't exude strength or masculinity. Im sure you could find a lot of people to rally around that flag, but they aren't going to be the kind you want.
Anonymous (ID: 1d+JkRRC) United States No.22861333 [Report] >>22861366
>>22861297
No he lived in like some kind of homeless shelter for a long time and spend his time reading lots of books and making incel theories that he’d talk about with others he didn’t show much interest in women partially because he believed that you should marry first before having sexual relations
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861335 [Report]
>>22861331
agreed completely
>>22861331
>Im sure you could find a lot of people to rally around that flag, but they aren't going to be the kind you want.
yeah but the people who engineer kids to call themselves "incels" aren't trying to cultivate a population of obedient soldiers for themselves, they're trying to create a population of self-destructive people who fuck up their own countries & make them easier to conquer
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861358 [Report]
i guess it's simpler than that
just increasing tension by creating fake groups and getting them to curbstomp eachother rather than be individuals or produce for themselves/others
the CIA's been doing it for years
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861366 [Report] >>22861422
>>22861333
i see
>he didn’t show much interest in women partially because he believed that you should marry first before having sexual relations
i knew about that
Anonymous (ID: 1d+JkRRC) United States No.22861422 [Report] >>22861428
>>22861366
That basically makes him an incel
Anonymous (ID: 9leOy5Yp) United States No.22861428 [Report]
>>22861422
sounds voluntary to me
Anonymous (ID: y8npasZh) Canada No.22861429 [Report]
Here's the real truth about political incel identity:

It's retarded. What do you think will happen if the incels were to take power? Guess what bish? Tony doesn't give a shit what you think about Carmela, and he's never going to let you touch Meadow he's not even fucking gonna let you in the same room as Meadow. You're gonna respect Carmela no matter what the law says, you feel me? Even if you were to go after the lower status females, a Carmela without a Tony, so to speak, you're shit out of luck because guess what? Carmela-with-Tony doesn't like the idea of you abusing Carmela-without-Tony. She will express that to Tony himself. You know what Tony's gonna do? He's gonna go yeah yeah wateva Carm I agree we wont let them abuse Carmela-without-Tony. He's too tired from hustling and fucking other women to worry about your ass. He's just gonna deal with you to make Carm happy.

So tl;dr
Don't matter if you rise up, Tony ain't EVER gonna let you fuck with Carmela and Meadow and not even Carmela-without-Tony. Simple as.
Anonymous (ID: y8npasZh) Canada No.22861464 [Report]
There will always be a Carmela, and there will always be a Tony to protect Carmela; even if only by any other name. It's eternal truth!

You're never gonna get to disrespect Carm, you're never gonna get to force Meadow to bear your children. Because you're never gonna be bigger than Tony Soprano.

The eternal Carm
>Porsche Cayenne
>Like the peppa
Anonymous (ID: 6pUQyduk) United States No.22861712 [Report]
>>22861210
no comment.
Anonymous (ID: sILREB0v) Bulgaria No.22862452 [Report]
>>22855089 (OP)
Huh, anon wants a life without Crapitalism?