Why are boomers like this?

>>22858290 (OP)
God I wish that were me (the old guy with the orange cannon)

>>22858290 (OP)
>>>/b/

We literally don't know his motive. Maybe he's keeping vulnerable teens away from the Dice Man or some shit.

>>22858290 (OP)
Kek this guy’s material is great.

>>22858290 (OP)
It's a joke image OP.

Orange man bad

>>22858290 (OP)
>Genx, millenials, zoomers and betas can't handle the Boomer

>>22858293
He knows what teens do in the park because he remembers the old days and he's not having that shit. Respect his wisdom.

>orange man bad

>>22858290 (OP)

1) Why do Americans feel it's important to tell what the teens want to be when grown up
2) Why the Americans feel it's important to describe poetically the precious time of blossoming of the special organs of one's body
3) Why the Americans feel it's important to mention one wants to become a _male_ doctor instead of just a doctor?

So many questions.

>>22858296
>>22858299
Kek.


>>22858290 (OP)
>Mitch
>wants to be: MALE
The fact that you have to specify in current year.

>>22858290 (OP)
Parents:
>Hey kids, why don't you go play in the park and get some fresh air
Kids:
>But mommmmm

>>22858290 (OP)
>Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
What creep typed this shit? Also what's the point of asking some kid who got headshotted with a orange what career he wants to go into?

>people ITT not getting this shit
Retards

>>22858290 (OP)
Would suffocate that boomer with a pillow if dared

>>22858291
>>>/j/

>>22858290 (OP)
>male doctor
We need a gender modifier for Doctor now?

>>22858290 (OP)
>teen bodies are blossoming
cool it with the pedo shit moshie

>>22858290 (OP)
Mitch is a fucking faggot who wants to finger men's assholes

>>22858290 (OP)
boomers want everyone to be as miserable as they are. "if I can't have it no one can"

>>22858296
jej

>>22858290 (OP)
orange man bad

>>22858290 (OP)
this is based thread

>>22858290 (OP)
>special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use
creepy

>>22859285
had a friend who when she was 13 and getting life saving super scary surgery (they cut her up from the base of her hips to the base of the skull, gnarly shit), her doctor out of the blue said "you should have more sex, its good for blood circulation". eventually he lost his license for being too cool handing out pain med scripts for pretty much anything. hah, doctors, a funny bunch of fellas

>>22858290 (OP)
>when grows up wants to be
>web site creator

is this picture from 2005

who is still creating websites

>>22860579
>who is still creating websites
it can be a nice little freelance thing, especially in small towns, you know?
like maybe some local boomer family is setting up a small print shop business, and they want a website
you can make something simple and get paid like $50 to $200, while getting on good terms with a local business

i'm sure you can still get actual web design jobs as well

>>22860568
>hah, doctors, a funny bunch of fellas
truer words have never been spoken

>>22860568
kill (most) doctors

>>22858290 (OP)
This is one of the more funny boomers even if he's a fucking dick. Like, hell yeah. Shoot those adolescent arrogant fuckwits with an orange launcher. They probably deserve it.

>>22862376
it's like a mini version of the unabomer or killdozer guy, basically