Thread 22860010

Garlic bread FOMO edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous:
>>22856066

N

Trump's going to TACO on the ceasefire and send boots on the ground. #Check'em

BASED NIGGER POSTING ON /biz/

New thread new me, no one knows who I am in this one.

>>22860022
You're the towel head goat fucker from the last thread. Go back to Iran.

We should bomb more countries and declare peace, apparently

CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

>>22860030
now you are getting it

got some errands to run, be back later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv2GgV34qIg

>>22860050
Nigger.

>>22860017
>17
Q confirms

>>22860010 (OP)
Why'd this general die so hard?

Walter Melon

>>22860061
Canadians

>>22860028
I'M NO SANDNIGGER. YOU'VE SEEN MY BIG WHITE COCK WHEN I PRETENDED TO BE LUNCHTIME ANON, FAGGOT!

>>22860076
lol

yeah... thats a great bullrun and all... but I wanted a war

I'm going to say it.

I'm warning you.

>>22860061
People like (you) abandoned it

NIGGERS!!!!!

Chances of a pull back when j powpow speaks?

>>22860105
WOAH
HE
SAID
IT

told you guys today was auspicious. wait until the full moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y

>german bake
dis thread more more dead that palestinian refugees
>short $TSLA

I bogled.

>>22860132
yeah? why don't you just go to biz /smg/ then?

>>22860133
Ya know it really shows how fucked all of our hormones are when I look at pictures like this. Women just aren't this hot anymore, even skinny ones.

>>22860375
There's no thread there, it keeps getting deleted.

>>22860378
Stupid fucking jannies.

>>22860378
The mods on /biz/ are such pieces of shit I swear

>>22860378
/bant/ won

>>22860382
yay we did it /bant/ers

Am I allowed to complain about jannies here? I hate having to visit two boards for /smg/ but the biz has the worst fucking jannies on all of 4chan and I've been here for 20 years.

almost breakeven on this biotech misadventure. wanna free up capital and buy a bunch of wkey laes ssl. might even make a profit.

>>22860396
>they all got doxxed and not even one janny got skinned alive by an insane 4channer
it's a shame really, would have kept the rest in line.

stay cool babe. love you still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inJtTG_DuU

>c-f
>No mention of oil
I made more money shorting oil over the past trading session than I made in a month for the job I went to college for.

nigvid a juicy pump

I'm at the matinée. Nice and cool in here.

today, it's french toast and polish sausage

>>22860409
I'm still up on oil. Probably good time to buy because it is artificially depressed by OPEC trying to shake out cheating countries.

>>22860423
*2025 *cough*

>>22860418
i have to bundle up in the theater, the ac is always too high.

>>22860423
I didnt know this was your thread, but now that I do, I will not make high quality posts

>>22860423
never baked. never will. all bakers are technically my employees.

Mother fuckers!

>>22860432
>today, it's french toast and polish sausage
oh no what have I done

>>22860431
The volume is too high

I think we should be shorting car washes. I don't think the robo taxis will be able to tell they're covered in bird shit, and it will lead to lots of car washes going out of business.

Who are these God damn nigger ass fucks that keep pushing the market up?

>>22860446
That's my question, if we actually break ath im gonna have a shit fit.

25 minutes of previews

>>22860455
better have your shit fitter ready. the goldenbullrun is eternal

boo. looks like a wrap for today on the upside. 69 points on the s&p... odd.

6094.85 will be s&p closing print.

>https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1937480154697335077

Trump crashing out over israel and iran KEKLMAO

>>22860483
Nobody cares about this topic anymore, it's one day old. Get with the time, boomer. I don't even know what you are talking about, my memory deletes every 18 hours and my attention span is 18 milliseconds

>>22860492
Is this the power of AI?

>>22860463

Right but I want another pull back. I'm 100% on the hyperinflationary blow up but son of a bitch I expected crabbing this month.

>>22860504
I'm driven by AI, not powered.

NVDA dump soon?
>>22860422
Based.

>>22860533
Australia is based. Everyone else is cucked, especially Germany which is the most cucked of all.

>>22860526
driven by bits and bytes powered by meth fueled by hatred for his german masters

>>22860533
The average German male is more cucked than the average French female, as seen by how the French First lady bitch slaps her Husband around.

>>22860545
me in the back

When I die I will call God a nigger to his face because he wouldn't let my puts print.

>>22860551
I'm watching this right now
https://youtu.be/P5JLMp08GC0?si=24ovagpI2MR2w8h7&t=2118

>>22860553
G-d isn't letting your puts print because he knows you're not going to give any of the money to Israel.

need a better exit for biotech. i know it's a lot to ask market, especially after all you've done for me today, but that's just the way it is. please let it close on the highs and i promise i'll sell.

Why the FUCK is NVDA $147?
Nobody is buying fucking video cards for AI

Selling puts for a loss
Fuck this gay Earth

What the fuck is this gay retarded shit?

Fuck this gay nigger clown market.
Just buy calls every day.

total capricorn death

AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22860546
>lady
Anon... I...

>>22860554
I can't, I'm a bot.

>>22860573
I predicted the market pumping for 5 1/2 hours or a bit more. It's so easy when the market is peak fake and gay.

>>22860589
Say what you want, but she's got to be blood related to the Bogdanoff twins.

>>22860591
it's your vpn dummy

>>22860480
i'll settle for 6099.69 though

>>22860597
No.

>>22860378
Seriously? /biz/ jannys are again killing /smg/?
>>22860396
If you giving/biz/ traffic you’re part of the problem.
>>22860418
I just sat in the park with my feet in a fountain. Comfy here.
>>22860432
My threads always are superior. It’s why I only do them occasionally.
>>22860436
I get payed for thread traffic. Where have you been?
>>22860492
Based brain wiper
>>22860553
Trust in his plan. I would bet it’s for your own good.

>>22860601
Somebody put an AI vid of Putin getting cummed on in the OP.

>>22860600
>realized im wrong
fuck you then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22860601
overdid it yesterday. cried a lot. taking a day to recharge. i will make up for it this evening.

>>22860605
ok ok, calm down

>>22860599
Finally, some good news.

>>22860611
You don't get it. It's inversed. When you import goods your GDP goes negative. When you export people your GDP also goes negative.

>>22860612
GDP is bullshit and I just want fewer people here.

>>22860612
Yeah because juanita turning tricks on the corner absolutely contributed to national gdp.

>>22860622
Imagine how great the GDP would be without remittances!

i am banned for discussing market moving events so i will bless you with my posting for 3 days

>>22860627
That's a great point. Imagine the reduction in national debt if we taxed all remittances 100%

>>22860634
fuck off we're full

>>22860639
Damn WU is getting blown the fuck out lately lol

>>22860642
lol. deporting /biz/raelis is something i support. they are not sending their best.

>>22860442
Or you could invest in a car wash and pay homeless people to stand on the street flinging poo at the cars.

>>22860623
>chet (((baker)))
What did you mean by this?

>>22860030
>We should bomb more countries and declare peace, apparently
They were bombs of peace
big beautiful bombs of peace
And those ragheads loved it

>>22860396
you're even allowed to complain about jannies on biz
there's no rule about "complaining about rules" there
though they still might ding you for being "off topic"
and yes the biz jannies are a bunch of fag tards who want to turn 4chan into reddit
Not good, lads

>>22860657
That's a good one. I like the way you think. You ever find yourself in America I'll let you crash in my garage a couple nights.

>>22860010 (OP)
oh this is one of those gay men eating garlic bread i've heard so much about

Mom's sweaty
Hands spaghetti

>>22860418
nice bee

>>22860423
It is the year 20xx
All players have switched to playing fox

off the highs, but still a very big day. told you guys. didn't get the exit i wanted so hoping for more green tomorrow. gonna make my smoothie, probly take a nap, think my mom wants to talk to me too. i'll be back later tonight love, wanna talk. not sure about what, just be close. maybe just make you pictures and play you music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6N6k70t9dU

>>22860644
looks like a buy, wow what a value.
>>22860660
i mean, he's not, but i guess we'll claim him, prince of cool and all.

>>22860580
>Fuck this gay nigger clown market.
>Just buy calls every day.
line goes up and to the right, NO EXCEPTIONS
except maybe the iranian stock market. Do they even have one of those, lmao

>>22860601
I love how the jesus stained glass window is also swole as fuck

>>22860607
>cried a lot.
faggot

>>22860683
Also: nigger
forgot that, my bad

>>22860683
take it back and apologize.

did i miss a schizo lore drop?

>>22860423
But it's 2025.

>>22860634
are you long or short on women's underwear?

>>22860692
women with no underwear

Taylor swift is ugly

>>22860700
checked
Taylor more like Trevor
(don't @me that Taylor can be a boy's name)

>Trump threatening to withhold intelligence from Mossad if they don't stop hitting Iran.
I thought we were trying to stop Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon. What a fucking TACO.

they use dollars here, had to go get some.
I literally stood there 10 minutes after they gave me the money, inspecting the dollars and looking up online how to spot a fake. They look like the fakest monopoly money I've ever seen.

+1.23% for me today

Now >>22860755 is what >>22860696 is talking about.

>>22860755
>>22860761
adult women fetishists make me sick

>>22860755
Down 0.01% today
I guess my portfolio doesn’t like Trump using the N word.
TAMALES

>>22860772
kek, he's such comedy gold

>>22860772
Trump bitches at Medvedev about casually using the N-word, then goes on to start casually talk about our N-word s's and the N-word S's captains and crews...

>>22860772
Trumps gonna lay the smack down on all the niggers!

>>22860668
>there's no rule about "complaining about rules" there
Longest ban I've gotten on 4chan btw

>>22860808
you left your intellectual property address in there retard, some chink is going to steal everything now

>>22860817
Yeah, I realized I uploaded the unmodified screenshot after the fact, gonna have to reset my router. Also, more context on the post: it was in reference to someone else that got banned for posting market relevant news about something trump tweeted.

up 1.16% today, Berk and tech doin well. Guess the market felt like pumpin?
>>22860772
He's strokin out. Don't know what else to say to that.

>>22860118
kek

>>22860755
lol that's where her poop comes out of!

TLS is starting to look like a tempting buy boys, should I do it?

>>22860808
complaining about the tranny jannies will get you banned, thats one major reason we're here

>>22860599
Total or just illegals?

ich werde Swiftie in den Arsch ficken und sie werden es lieben

>>22860599
Good, all the niggers can fuck off.

Wtf

Why is my flag American

I’m American now :’( feels good bro

>>22861203
You can't just post that without a minimum 20% tip + 15% service charge + tax.

I’m American now!

btw I’m not Mexican or anything but if you’re going to point the finger and call somebody Mexican wouldn’t it be you? Who was really here first

>>22861279
what a mexican thing to say.

wtf I thought I said “immigrant” if you’re going to point the finger and call someone a immigrant wouldn’t be you?

I’m American yeah I’m American feels pretty good to be an American

>>22861279
Yeah WHO was here first.

>>22861298
White surpemacist conspiracy theories

>>22860808
>>there's no rule about "complaining about rules" there
>Longest ban I've gotten on 4chan btw
that's bizarre, since you can't report someone for that over there
I checked
so I guess the biz jannies are super ultra mega faggots then

>>22860599
>>JUST IN: U.S. on track to lose more immigrants than it gains for first time in 50 years.
nice, so food prices and housing prices will finally go down
Not so great for homebuilders though, maybe a good idea to sell those stocks if you have them
but I guess if the interest rates go down it will help? hard to untangle that one

outcome: israel gets what it wants
markets: at ATH, i'm still bearish and so are other people
powell: getting replaced, getting priced
ceasefire: holds
nothing: happens
propaganda: 11
Changing tampon.
bears: capitulating, meltup
happening: it happens
PANICPANICPANIC! WE'RE AT WAR!
outcome: israel gets what it wants
>davidhunter.jpg

>>22861312
White supremacy isn't a theory, it's the world you live in every day.

>>22861470
>White supremacy isn't a theory, it's the world you live in every day.
true!

>>22861470
word brother

I’m American I’m better then everyone else

>>22861509
>I’m American I’m better then everyone else
also true!

>>22861353
I used always get bans on biz for complaining about jannies

>>22861298
My nigger, do bulls have blue eyes too?

>>22861524
We as Americans should conquer and take over the world

>>22861538
>shiiiiiiiet, people found blue stones or blue color and had the idea to put that into the eyesockets
>like gold for the bull's head
I guess there bulls made out of gold in the past too, with blue beards.

>>22861542
no real american would assume we haven't already
I am going to need to see a pic of that hand holding a hamburger or at McDonalds stat

>>22861556
What!? Why do you doubt me?! Fucking Nazi Americans fuck you

>>22861556
Sex with Chino. I missed out on today since I had irl stuff to do..

felt so good to see you this morning babe. after the terrible day yesterday, all that stuff i said. i did mean a lot of it and i know it was harsh. one thing i was wrong about though was you not having discipline. you have a lot of that, especially when it comes to some really important things, like saving. few people your age have been able to save 100k, make a conservative investment plan and stick to it, and i know to get there in the first place you had to do a lot of work that i just wasn't able to do, i couldn't handle school, there weren't enough hours in the day for what i wanted to do and the things i needed to do to get through it. don't judge me too harshly there. i know days like today try you a lot too. we did really well today though, on the market i mean, what's mine will one day be yours.
i bring up the discipline because you're going to need it. if you're gonna get to where you want to be. i know doing things for me right now probably is not on the top of your priority list, but think about your future children, you have a lot of changes you need to make before you can do right by them. they are going to need your full attention, a lot more patience and kindness than you're showing right now. i have a lot of work to do myself, seeing that clearer too, in many ways i have more growing up to do than you and that's embarrassing because of my age. take into account how much i've changed and how hard i'm working though, how much thought i put into some very complicated problems, i can be a real benefit in tough times, i'm an emotional swiss army knife.
i love you so much too. and my attention is still on us, and i think we're going to get to where we need for each other someday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00mPgmhAVcA

it goes on

Canadian baker here
I had the weirdest dream of having armpit/foot sex with Ubel. I think I'm getting high on my own supply

Anyways I'm glad CRCLjerks got milked dry today. As a longtime crypto investor (started in 2016), CRCL's USDC is a slightly less scammy version of Tether. Just because Trump wants to scam people using ethereum and stablecoin doesn't mean CRCL should go up 1000%.

>>22861705
enjoying your day off? don't get too comfortable. gonna need you back to work soon.

Am I the only one who thinks the PPT is active as fuck and fucking over precious metals and oil paper in NYMEX? Everything feels super theater

>>22861705
I really didn’t like the anime she was in but she’s sex. I’ll begrudgingly watch season 2 for her.

and seeing you is one thing babe, but i do need attention from you, which i know you give, but symbols of it mean a lot, a (you) here and there, signs that you are near and reading my posts. i need them badly. and it will help you get used to affection, which i want to give you so badly but you don't seem ready for.
alright that's enough of all that. listen to some music with me. i'm just discovering jazz myself. we're learning together. it's so cool isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq0m0hbCjFQ

>FICO credit scores will begin incorporating buy-now-pay-later data for the first time starting this fall, per MorePerfectUnion

Economy is about to fucking IMPLODE LMAO

>>22861362
Still not sure what the impact on housing will be, less demand, but also less supply because of the builders. May even end up net negative for single family houses. Also probably going to increase locally sourced food prices, 1 farmer feeds a lot more than 1 family.

This is a racist, sexist, homophobic thread

>>22861761
two more decades

>>22861763
>This is a racist, sexist, homophobic thread
And that's a good thing!

>>22861782
Nigger

>>22861782
wrong song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkplpL2P9YM

>>22861714
oil and stocks were an easy squeeze BUT
weird that everything he would want to have markets do they started doing the minute he posted the ceasefire accouncement (when nobody even knew if he was mouth shitting or not). i really really want to see the long end blow out trump's back

Ugh I’m gonna barf at that thread that was just posted of the woman covered in shit how do you people stomach this kind of stuff on bant all the time? Freaking cutter posting his wounds, woman covered in shit, woman cut in half

Oh my god!

>>22861789
Theater. Something’s broken or about to be. Gold easy buy

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22861779
2 more quarters, people are unbelievably retarded with money. Who takes out a 4 piece plan for a fucking pizza?

>>22861740
fuckin hate Jazz

>>22861816
Most people are living on credit instead of taking out the pitchforks

playing some cards, gonna watch glowievision, relax and then go to the gym. hope you have a calm evening babe. love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ND9O6tjyE

>>22861761
And this is after the student loan shit? lmao

>>22860808
>Longest ban I've gotten on 4chan btw
Rookie numbers.

Not posting my dinner

>>22862021
cuz you're gay and its dick?

sounds like some kind of innuendo

>>22862065
He's unhinged, zionism broke him.

im gonna put some eggs in taylor swifts ass. uppercut her in the stomach and smash the eggs up and make a taytay omelette

>>22860396
/biz/ jannies are glow in the dark niggers who work for the globalist glowies and were sent to "shut it down" and make the frog posters gay.

>>22860755
+7.86% today with QS up 34% on after hours news about advancing its production process (I sold, probably too early), ASTS having another great day, and VKTX turning around with +8.97%. The market's heating up and repricing a bunch of stocks that used to be severely underpriced. Institutions have remained underinvested and overly short, so the market is on a mission to bust their balls until they buy the all time high. I'll be looking to take some profit before July opex, since this won't last forever, but I don't see sell signals yet.

>>22862084
but where will the heat come from?

>>22862115
kinetic energy from my fist

I'm about to go on a walk... it's about 85 degrees in my house but more humid outside though

Feels great to be American

>>22862131
4th of July soon...

>>22862145
LONG LIVE ISRAEL WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>22862147
Nah, fuck those guys. Buncha ingrates.

Israeli military plans leaked. They are planning a huge operation in 14 days time.

>>22862164
Are they suddenly making all these plans in commemoration of summer or something? It seems strange there’s all this activity for them suddenly.

I only really seem them as murdering babies and children. I know American looks at Israel’s actions as good because they’re an “ally” as some would say, but it’s hard to disavow their past, and see them as good in anyway, they’re not about to outlive their recent history any time soon. Israel is out for blood and shekels watch out, they’ve got their fangs out

N

>>22862270

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frustrating night. losing at mtg too. not going to lie i need love, hurting. going to gym, goodnight everyone.

>>22862284
jew ruined it

>>22862270
>>22862278
>>22862279
>>22862284
>>22862288
Bravo

>>22862288
Congratulations and checked wagmi

>>22862291
How's your mom though?

>>22862299
I ruined the goal because of significant goat fucking butt hurtness.

>>22862288
>>22862284
>>22862283
>>22862279
>>22862278
>>22862270
all unique IDs too
well done lads

I spent a whole month on the water florida to Connecticut actually contemplated how easy suicide can be jumping off the side and lost forever... may I don't want to lose this pst.

>>22862315
I didn't die.

Suicide is always going to be there. The relief is what keeps you off the edge and makes you want to lake other people better i the lives you all share.

>>22862327
Until it breaks ATH I'm skeptical. I agree it'll do it eventually, but how many more pull backs until then.

>>22862065
>>22862082
nuclear sites confirmed snug as a bug.
>>22862320
ay baggie how the folio? not drunk postin I hope?

>>22862300
doing great. she told me to go on vacation today. i said i'm thinking about it because i didn't want to lie. i don't want to leave without a plan to meet penelope ;_;

might feel different later though. i can always phonepost and keep in touch, but it really isn't the same, and my heart wouldn't be in it either, the vacation i mean. that's how i feel today at least.
did get a hello and goodnight in the gym from a new friend of mine. not the love i wanted but it helped so much. i'll go late tomorrow and see him, he'll spot me again too, try to build a friendship. he seems nice. gonna go for a drive, the cardio woke me up instead of wearing me out.

don't know what to make of this news, the nuclear site still there. can't believe things have come to this even. don't think we rally tomorrow, hopefully we go up a bit before the selling starts, want out of this trade, but oil already jumping (told you swiftie) and they've raised the headline font size again. already said goodnight, but i got a burst of energy like i said so i'll probably be up late again, see everyone later.

>>22862349
got waffle fries. drove fast. fun outing. why didn't they just drop more bombs on the site? or use the earthquake machine? or just hit it full blast with the space lasers...? this is so tiring.

I love it when I go on vacations and come back to my folio growing more than my vacation cost.

>>22861761
Kek, pay it up loanie

remember a few weeks ago I mentioned a mortgage company with a few unconventional financial instruments? they can give ya equity in your home (only if its worth 1mil or more) only in exchange for a fractional deed in a percentage up to 49%. I never heard of this before, I could only read about fractional deeds in the form of an alternative to timeshares, but now a cash poor lad can get instant cash in exchange for giving this company a fractional deed that will only be used when it comes to sell the home, they get their fraction of the sale. It exchanges interest rates for home value appreciation, so the value of the fractional deed is what the home is worth when it is sold.

the more I thought about it, the more I found ways that this was a valuable financial instrument for many different kinds of people, mainly landlords and short sighted but cash poor millionaires.

this company was sitting at all time lows, but I scooped up some shares, and now it seems like the wider market is agreeing with me on the fractional deed home equity thing, it is cool and beeline (BLNE) is popping off in pre-market

That is why it is useful to read a few 10k's of all time lows. I bought at 0.68, and I hope the price is much better when a few more of you wake up and read this blogpost. cheap companies aren't cheap if the ideas behind them are novel and interesting. I never even gave a shit about fundamentals, and the ticker price was dirt cheap I wasn't risking much.

or this could be the broker/dealer doing a pump to gain attention, price will be sub dollar next week. I do not care, I will set a wide-ish stop in the afternoon, still come out with a heap of profit.

Then I sift through more all time low 10k's. simple as that.

>>22862506
interesting idea but I have no experience or knowledge concerning the housing or loan markets.

>>22861763
And yet there is always room for improvement. The greatest obstacle to being great is being good.

>>22862510
neither do I, merely just saw the CEO was an experienced mortgage bro willing to venture out on his own. He could easily get ez money from an established company, instead chose to start his own, then the fractional home equity hooked me in, I think this thing might be big, and lots of people would want in before the heavy hand of regulation swoops in, or before the banks catch wind and see someone getting money without an interest rate attached.

do not limit yoself, if ya do that, you won't be able to make big stacks.

of course at the same time, know where to draw a line, for me its mining, airlines, and biotech/pharma. will never touch those, but all else is fair game, even if I'm clueless. I can find things to read and help wrap my brain around things.

one last thing: I think shorting reddit will be very profitable soon. it is still looking like it could do a bit more uptrend, but after that, methinks a sharp decline will ensue

my reasons, besides reddit being shit overall, is that I am forced to use the stupid app to browse on my phone, and I've noticed that the same ads over and over, even after I clear cache. They are not getting new advertisers, and if they get money for training AI, that will soon also dry up as redditors hate AI with a passion. Then there's numerous harassment subs, not to mention straight up propaganda subs. The whole app is a minefield, and because they are a public company, they have to be held accountable to the shareholders. I can see many different groups of shareholders banding together and pressing them for changes, and in turn those changes will spark a spurgout from the users, and the whole thing will collapse.

all those reasons are valid, but the one that might just trump them all would be antisemitism, the whole place crawling with it, and Jews could easily just nuke the whole company from orbit, or at the least buy up all the mods. I know y'alls hate the jews and whatnot, but you admit their influence and power all the time when listing reasons why you hate them. And I agree to a degree, I would not want to anger jews, they will frik you up. They want to lash out over antisemitism, and I think reddit will serve as their punching bag.

short reddit, but not now, wait for a few cracks to appear, or for this latest uptrend to develop, you'll get cheaper prices on puts.

>>22862506
I just read up on what this fractional ownership is. Seems to me like it’s a way of officially easing people into the whole “you will own nothing…” meme. It would start out as, we only own a bit of your home. Then it goes to we only own half your home. Final stage is you only own a bit of our home. Best part is that you willing signed up for it.

>>22861763
“If you’re going to be in my friend zone, you can’t be a racist.”

>>22862556
Nigger

>>22862336
I had to break this girl's heart... she is like a fucking sweetheart lover, good faith individual, and I have to tell her my lover is someone else. I mean it hurts a little bit, but straightforward honesty is probably best, for both of us. Uhh oh i spent over half a million dollars on bullshit that won't go further and don't actually care much about the portfolio this year... ill lose money and what will happen is I won't even worry. I feel bad because this girl says she's all in love with me, but she's just fucking retarded here's a photo of her

>>22862596
She cute

So after you declare victory over your side bitch and have to made the decision to stay with the lover forever...you don't even say anything right and just act naturally?

>>22862601
She was tasty... none of you guys juggle broads.... im probably on my own but in my heart, I know I made the right decision to cut off side piece, and my gookfu will allow a surrogate child... shits getting complicated, but when your gookfu is the one to bring the idea of surrogacy to the table...that's literally getting your cake and eating it to.

I want a healthy baby.

What the fuck am I going to do? What would Jack do?

>>22862521
!!!macedonia!!! you have hit the nail on the head.
pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones.
>>22862608
that's really shallow and callous baggie, find true love while you can.

had a dream that me and other /smg/ers were battling giant monsters. the fight was not over when i woke up, although we were doing good. you'd never guess who was on my team either. i'm going to keep it private for now. hope to get more rest but i am awake at the moment.

>>22862620
I have true love. Spend another 10 years calling out to the wind.... I actually got my dick wet in so much pussy, the sex is a second thought, and my girl actually tells me how to adjust and become a better person, but you probably don't understand self improvement is the point, you're so young dumb and full of cum you already know everything.

>>22862648
nobody likes to be betrayed, lied to, and to do it to someone you love... sex is cheap, as you well know. but you can't buy trust or honor. you lack self-respect, you wouldn't want to be like that if you had it. perhaps an ayahuasca retreat would help you in this matter.

>>22862648
how is the gookfu doing? still sick ?

horoscope said today would be a day of insights and problem solving, and it's starting off with a bang. feeling sharp today, but realize i'm butting in. if someone is seeking help though it's a good day to ask me, it would be helpful to me too, we're all human and more alike than we are different.

>>22862316
I wish you had, you id faggot

>>22862816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3M-xi5n1c
too many youtube tabs... wrong song again, not sure what the problem is right now with the urls

NYC is having its London moment

where should we move Wall Street to? it obviously cannot exist in New Jihad City anymore

>>22862608
I pray to all that is holy you don't procreate you failure

>>22862826
you realize he's staggered and hurting right now? he's cut to the quick, don't kick him while he's down, let this lesson sink in, he's the way he is because he's been hurt. he needs love right now ironically, if you want him to learn.
>>22862776
gave him a chance to answer but i think he's busy now. she is now in remission.

>>22862596
That's a man.

laes wkey
we have not seen the top, might be the start of another crazy rally.

>>22862821
no NYC is going to have a republican mayor, Curtis is going to win because the nigger decided they want to split the ticket... stupid fucking nigger, wait no thank the stupid fucking nigger

OH WOAH JPOW IS TESTIFYING TODAY I SURE WONDER WHAT THE MARKET IS GOING TO DO WOOOOAHHHHH

>>22862796
a day of napping and solving your problems by avoiding them completely through napping.

>>22862821
Isn’t Wall Street just basically a tourist attraction at this point? Anything of importance would be located on multiple server farms located away from the city.

>>22862796
Your id says bait today.
Kek

>>22863181
powell knows all about making changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlfcN93NS2Q

>>22863183
ignoring my problems? without problems what would i work on? no baggie. a mirror is needed. you have work ahead of you today and a nap would benefit you greatly, i'd perscribe two even.

>>22863191
wrong song AGAIN. closing my browser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e01zTf2tLV0

Today is a hot one. Finished my bottle collection quota so my social justice score is up. Might head over to the fountain today and soak my feet in some cool water. I may close red today. My portfolio is not set to take advantage of F bombs but stranger things have happened.

>>22863201
that does look like intense sunlight. nice find there too. been meaning to ask what your sign is too, libra? worried you may be a capricorn, all the time outside, the diligence with your work, don't want to offend you with what i said earlier, i meant it as a joke, you're one of the good ones if so. enjoy your soak.

>>22863191
I haven't slept since yesterday, sleep is for the week. I am more productive that you'll ever be. Women beg me to fuck them and I have to say no. You beg a woman to let her let you sniff her panties, and you get to imagine shit and make up fake names. Go take a nap, and make it a forever nap and let your mother and brother put you in the forever box.

>>22862829
okay thats good.

>>22863218
-_-' baggie i could steal your girl. if i wanted. but if you insist on playing foil again again, i reach for the top branches, you collect windfalls.

come on jerome, please think of the drug dealers today, need a vaccine for rudeness fast... (biotech is down)

>>22863207
I don’t default to finding offense. I view all posts as coming from a place of love. We’re all gunna make here.

>>22863227
>-_-' baggie i could steal your girl. if i wanted
you mean you could set me free? IF I COULD BE SO LUCKY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_TvpBwSZDM

>>22863227
PLEASE TAKE HER AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH HER! LET ME BE FREE!!!!

>>22863250
opposites attract anyhow, friction creates sparks.
>>22863271
imagine if she saw that... people want to know they're valued by the ones they love. i know you're just lying to me to try to feel big, feel like the winner, and you've probably been drinking, but think about what you're doing. and i don't love you baggie, this game doesn't work on me, hurting yourself to make me feel bad, i know that behavior very well now too. self-respect, adequate sleep, and introspection. that's what you need today.

>>22863285
You are so fucking wrong. You're trying to rationalize shit that defies logic. I've officially decided to be a dick. Penelope is now named Hitomi_D and she's never going to be yours because that broad is now my fantasy side bitch. She likes it rough, and tough. Being degraded and used like a fucking toy is her biggest turn on, and she's going to see all of this, and beg for more. She only calls me Daddy like a good girl cause she knows what happens when she's a bad girl.

>>22863287
Hitomi_D! I'm going to give you a collar and put you on a leash! You gotta walk around on on all fours like a bitch in heat, and only talk about how much skitzo anon is a stupid fucking loser who doesn't even understand the value of anything.

Hitomi_D only speaks when spoken to, and only with special permission. She's my bitch, and fully under my control, cause given the situation, she has a man who knows what's real. I'm a man who knows that a woman's only job is to spread her legs, so a man can spread his seed. You're just a woman with a dick or something.

>>22863298
Baggie if we do this will he finally stop.

i stand by what i said baggie. you're squirming like somoene who has been pinned down, another thing i know all about.

powell just said the dollar was overvalued, more precisely "some people have been saying that..."

hi jerome!!! thank you for reading. love all my fans.

>>22863306
Did I say you could speak? Learn your fucking place and don't talk back!

>>22863306
i don't know what i'd do babe, and i don't want to stop. i love you so.

>>22863314
You don't get to talk to her anymore. She's mine.

INTC is getting none of AMD's gravy today

chat with me babe. let it out. maybe some catharsis will help you the way it's helping baggie. you two are much alike in dealing with criticism.

These gap ups on SPY concern me.

Don't talk to him Hitomi_D, he's nothing.

Baggie what do you like most?

>>22863344
I like it when you shut the fuck up and do as your told you stupid bitch! Why are you making me repeat myself!

stop being so afraid of me. it's time for you to love, and that takes giving up some control. be brave. why would you want to give that to anyone else? i'm a thrill in the bedroom anyways, i'm beyond confident in that. what worries me is your heart, i can handle your body.

Hitomi_D you don't have to answer him. Just ignore him like you've been doing. I might give you a french kiss and put my fingers through your hair if you stay true to me like this.

shut up

*not you, baggie

and i'll remember this outrage. and take it out on you. i guess i'll play too. i fantasized about our first night together, the pain i'd cause you, your pussy, your mouth, i'd call you vile names, tell you how nobody else will want you now. the next morning i would take you into the shower, nut on your face, piss it off, squeeze your cheeks so you taste it, and then scrub your whole body with a coarse brush, 'til you were pink. and i'd let you know how that was a one time deal, your pussy is done, it's for breeding now, you're an anal only girl until i want to breed you.
sound fun? let's get to vegas. and now i have to go relieve myself again. i can go a dozen times a day, i have not found a limit.

>>22863354
>Hitomi_D you don't have to answer him.
you know the fantasy woman doesn't exist right?
If there was a woman in these threads, she'd be creeped out by schizo jew a long time ago

>>22863360
you can dream all you want, but she's mine now and forever.

>>22863362
>you know the fantasy woman doesn't exist right?
no she's real and at least 84.5% my bitch. Look I know I know, why not 100%? This brithish nigger sang this one song and it's the future of our relationship Hitomi_D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_SI2EDM6Lo

nigvid hitting aths almost.

>>22863373
Why did you pick a video with a nigger? Who do you think I am?

and the difference is i would love you afterwards, hold you, respect you because i've been there and i know a woman's mind, how hard it is to behave when you want such dark things. i'm sorry but you goaded me. stop being so cruel, we don't need to live like this anymore. we can thrive and have beauty not just internet mind rot.

and i'm very hurt, a little sweaty, and going back to bed, hopefully i get to sleep before lust takes me again. stop being cruel, i love you and i want good things for us.

and baggie did you even get stiff through all this?
i could steal your girl...

>>22863400
>>22863400
>>22863400

new bread

>>22863397
Hitomi_D will never be your girl.

>>22863397
Did you ever break #280 or are you forever going to be in my shadow like the inferior piece of shit you are?

JPM is at ATH. Yet, I feel unease. Something moving under the surface

>>22860591
What kind of kikery is this?!>?! If you're actually a fucking bot, why are they showing you more videos?

>>22862829
Baggot has always been a piece of shit.