>>22860136 (OP)kek the only time I ever slapped my wife seriously (at the time GF) was when she did something like this.
I was driving in traffic, she got annoyed at some truck driving ahead of us (he was doing nothing wrong, he was just there) so she reached over to hit my horn. Overextended, hit the wheel, and we went off the road.
Didn't hit anything, just did a small skid in the medium and was fine, but I just turned and gave her a smack and told her to never do that shit ever again or she'd walk home a single woman
Stayed quiet the rest of the drive, got home, and had some of the most hot angry sex possible. We never mentioned it again and it never happened again. 10/10 overall.