why no straight man likes carpenter? - /bant/ (#22864189) [Archived: 755 hours ago]

Anonymous Unknown
6/25/2025, 8:55:22 PM No.22864189
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How come sabrina carpenter has no straight male fans despite her gimmick involving performing simulated sex acts, and dressing skimpy or being near naked? Even if she supposedly does it for the "girls and gays" as claimed, straight men usually don't have much media literacy to understand that
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Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:56:38 PM No.22864190
>>22864189 (OP)
Because you made her up and you need to be flogged for gay
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 8:56:54 PM No.22864191
>>22864189 (OP)
She's short, stumpy and has no breasts
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 8:57:23 PM No.22864192
>>22864191
fcts
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:57:28 PM No.22864193
sorry your try hard outrage marketing failed. Musical axiom: the less clothing they have, the worse the music.
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:57:30 PM No.22864194
The whore market is vastly oversaturated

Herbs
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:57:51 PM No.22864195
>>22864189 (OP)
Trying too hard
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:57:58 PM No.22864196
I beat my meat to her and love everything about her but I donโ€™t give a fuck about her music. Same with Olivia Rodrigo. I wanna see these young whores being whores, not hear them
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:58:10 PM No.22864197
>>22864189 (OP)
trashy mudshark

I'd rather fuck a girl who fucks dogs over a girl who fucks spooks
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:58:36 PM No.22864198
>>22864189 (OP)
She repulses me and sends of disturbing fear signals in my brain. She looks. Unnatural.
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:59:02 PM No.22864199
>>22864189 (OP)
Zoomers have no culture
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:59:03 PM No.22864200
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>>22864189 (OP)
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your golden hair
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:59:20 PM No.22864201
>>22864191
>She's short, stumpy and has no breasts
Exactly my type. One of my kid's friend's mom is like 4'11" and fit, and I lust after her.
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Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 8:59:41 PM No.22864202
>>22864189 (OP)
I've seen sex dolls that have more human like faces
Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 9:00:37 PM No.22864203
>>22864189 (OP)
As the most diddled masonic man on earth into a sex addicted I presume that most man aren't neurotic enough to realize that listening to a man singing is gayer than listening to a woman.

not only that but man maybe vaguely know that homossexual wrote her songs rather than her due to the nature of female being awful in romance.

woman start learning about sex when their vaginas are so lose that is senseless, by the time they can know how to try to make anything else pleasurable they are already in a fetish category.

also most man know they will never put their peepees there...

so, if I listen to this whore, first thing will come to mind:
When those masonic semites will pay their debt.
second will be:
I wish they died.
third will be:
how much money would cost to fuck this midget?
fourth will be:
why this midget is singing songs about cuck shit and negroes? oh, it is because some homossexual semite like the guy from pedoescope wrote her songs?
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:02:49 PM No.22864204
>>22864189 (OP)
remember to use the options field
>>/mu/
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:03:08 PM No.22864205
>>22864201
You should be castrated and sent to a labor camp, adulterer.
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:03:16 PM No.22864206
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Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:03:48 PM No.22864207
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>>22864206
Anonymous Canada
6/25/2025, 9:05:12 PM No.22864208
>>22864189 (OP)
If dudes want to watch porn they'll watch porn. Her lyrics repel men, so they won't listen to any of it.
Being hot isn't enough for people to listen to you anymore.
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:05:19 PM No.22864209
>>22864189 (OP)
>uncanny valley vibes
>built like an Oompa Loompa
>literal nigger lover
Gee how will we solve this mystery?
Anonymous Unknown
6/25/2025, 9:05:46 PM No.22864210
>>22864189 (OP)
Because straight men are running the world and keeping this economy afloat.

While women and faggots (like yourself) are non-stop online and have the free time on their hands to actually know who the fuck this bitch is.

Go fuck yourself, degenerate scum.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 9:06:44 PM No.22864211
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>>22864189 (OP)
Straight men like Olivia
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:07:11 PM No.22864212
>>22864189 (OP)
The problem ultimately, when you take away what this anon said, and is correct >>22864191

She's trying so hard to be a pornstar... and I've been looking at them for years now... And she looks like a bad one. If you want 'her look', she's literally at the bottom of that food chain.
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:08:40 PM No.22864213
>>22864189 (OP)
pop culture is faggot culture
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 9:08:51 PM No.22864214
>>22864189 (OP)
i wish she did full nudes
Anonymous Unknown
6/25/2025, 9:09:02 PM No.22864215
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>>22864189 (OP)
>jewish pedophile
A total manufactured shill of pedophile zion, that is what Carpenter is
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Anonymous ID: PwCMLgEFUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:11:28 PM No.22864749
>>22864215
Right. That's the other bad thing about her. She's manufactured. Like if you're gonna try to sound like the biggest whore you can be, do some drugs and gangbangs... live the life. But you just know, with this bitch, she'd blue ball you, give you next to nothing. Yuck.
Anonymous ID: m+J75BbwUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:11:51 PM No.22864751
>>22864189 (OP)
-fat
-short legs
-mid face
She's not that bad but the forced sex symbols of the last 15 years are tiring.
Anonymous ID: nZGTrZytUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:12:44 PM No.22864754
>>22864189 (OP)
She looks too much like the demon whore Bonnie Blue. Cursed phenotype
Anonymous ID: MwbQaNGMUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:13:37 PM No.22864756
>>22864189 (OP)
You mean besides her abominable "music"? We all know why, we just don't want to say it.
Anonymous ID: oJE42JhvUnited States
6/25/2025, 9:15:47 PM No.22864764
>>22864189 (OP)
Sabrina is geared to have intra-sex sex appeal. Itโ€™s to make women want to be her, not to make men want to have her. Sheโ€™s the female equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone, who were never very popular with women.
Anonymous ID: n988fYPxNetherlands
6/25/2025, 10:36:15 PM No.22864896
>>22864191
>stumpy
Just something uncanny about her proportions, she looks bogged too
Anonymous ID: dG6fkTnqUnited States
6/26/2025, 10:47:30 AM No.22866741
>>22864189 (OP)
Cuz she's ugly af
Anonymous ID: a2k1nNYgUnited States
6/26/2025, 4:39:12 PM No.22867195
>>22864189 (OP)
Her music is the most boilerplate manufactured garbage, her lyrics are even worse and degrade men just like every other popstars', she just looks like a plastic barbie doll to the point that it's uncanny. Men are tired of the schtick of "men are trash, also watch me be a cheap whore", it's old and just more of the same. She panders to other whore women that think men are the problem, and then complains about people not taking her music seriously when there's really nothing else there.
Anonymous ID: CTvcWNZAHungary
6/26/2025, 4:40:39 PM No.22867198
>>22864189 (OP)
She's kinda cute but her being a whore ruins the appeal
Anonymous ID: rVKqHS9cSweden
6/26/2025, 5:05:14 PM No.22867351
Because she's not that attractive