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Anonymous United States No.22868303 >>22868306 >>22868307 >>22868308 >>22868309 >>22868310 >>22868312 >>22868313 >>22868314 >>22868316 >>22868317 >>22868318 >>22868319 >>22868321 >>22868322 >>22868323 >>22868326 >>22868328 >>22868337 >>22868339 >>22868343 >>22868348 >>22868353 >>22868355 >>22868357 >>22868360 >>22868363 >>22868365 >>22868381 >>22870307 >>22870439
This shit is not pizza
Anonymous United States No.22868304
Chicago is a third world country
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22868305 >>22868311 >>22868347
tomato pie?
Anonymous Israel No.22868306 >>22868359
>>22868303 (OP)
What is a pizza?
Anonymous United States No.22868307 >>22868311 >>22868315
>>22868303 (OP)
Except it is.
Even the capture knows
Anonymous Finland No.22868308
>>22868303 (OP)
Its still quite tasty tho
Anonymous Estonia No.22868309
>>22868303 (OP)
Looks like good za to me
Anonymous United States No.22868310 >>22868325
>>22868303 (OP)
It's fucking delicious. Gino's East is the best deep dish
Anonymous United States No.22868311
>>22868305
Yes, and the tomatoes are often not fully pureed
>>22868307
It's a tomato based pie
Anonymous Canada No.22868312 >>22868332 >>22868338 >>22868344 >>22868352
>>22868303 (OP)
You think that's bad look at Sweden's pizza
Anonymous United States No.22868313
>>22868303 (OP)
More like a casserole.
Anonymous Unknown No.22868314 >>22868320
>>22868303 (OP)
it's tarte flambΓ©e. the middle east also has their on version of pizza without cheese
Anonymous United States No.22868315
>>22868307
Captcha
Anonymous United States No.22868316
>>22868303 (OP)
why not?
Anonymous United States No.22868317 >>22868333 >>22870429
>>22868303 (OP)
Detroit style is better than that thing in the OP.
Anonymous United States No.22868318
>>22868303 (OP)
You fucked it up. What you meant was
>this pizza is not shit
Anonymous United States No.22868319 >>22868336
>>22868303 (OP)
thanks for the update rabbi portnoy
Anonymous United States No.22868320 >>22868335
>>22868314
This pizza has lots of cheese, it's just under the sauce
Anonymous United States No.22868321
>>22868303 (OP)
Io
Anonymous United States No.22868322
>>22868303 (OP)
You are correct. It's a tomato pie.
Anonymous United States No.22868323
>>22868303 (OP)
Well it looks really good. What would you call it, OP?
Anonymous United States No.22868324 >>22868330
Anonymous United States No.22868325 >>22868329 >>22868596
>>22868310
Lou Manalti > Gina the tranny Gino's
Anonymous United States No.22868326
>>22868303 (OP)
Damn now I might go get some Giordanos
Anonymous United States No.22868327
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22868328 >>22868334
>>22868303 (OP)
you're right, a pizza needs to have pineapple on it
Anonymous United States No.22868329 >>22868351 >>22870433
>>22868325
Lou Malnatis is the most overrated IMO
Anonymous United States No.22868330 >>22868346
>>22868324
I want that right now!
Anonymous United States No.22868331
Anonymous United States No.22868332
>>22868312
>Sweden, yes!
Anonymous Finland No.22868333
>>22868317
>Detroit style
Stolen by a nigger?
Anonymous United States No.22868334
>>22868328
A bong being a true connoisseur?
Anonymous Unknown No.22868335 >>22868340 >>22868342 >>22868345
>>22868320
if it has mozarella cheese, tomato sauce and basil then it can be classified as pizza
Anonymous United States No.22868336
>>22868319
>Oy vey you’ll be hearin from my lawya!!
Anonymous United States No.22868337
>>22868303 (OP)
This and an Old Style and a shot of Malort
Anonymous Poland No.22868338
>>22868312
somebody tell iran to nuke sweden first
Anonymous Mexico No.22868339 >>22868350
>>22868303 (OP)
dont eat the fucking thing if you dont want... imagine being a pizza fag
Anonymous United States No.22868340
>>22868335
And classified in the "fruits and vegetables" category in American schools.
SAGE United States No.22868341 >>22868349
Oops!!!! Not politics!!! xD
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22868342
>>22868335
fucking newfag
Anonymous Denmark No.22868343
>>22868303 (OP)
Anyone else get the ick when someone calls a pizza a pie? that one is a pie though and not a pizza.
Anonymous United States No.22868344 >>22868373
>>22868312
I feel like pineapple + curry (chicken or beef) could possibly work. Surprisingly pineapple adds a nice tart taste that compliments salty and savory foods nicely I've found, especially if you char it. But banana? What the fuck is their problem?
Anonymous United States No.22868345
>>22868335
Then I can call a cheese stuffed bread stick pizza after I dip it in tomato sauce
Anonymous United States No.22868346 >>22868354 >>22868358
>>22868330
https://rendezvouspizza.com/
Anonymous United States No.22868347 >>22868371
>>22868305
It's unironically the most depressing food ever made
>Pizza with no cheese
>Also served cold
If it was hot I could see it being kind if good at least
Anonymous United States No.22868348
>>22868303 (OP)
The virgin screeches "it's not pizza! It's a casserole!"

The chad says "lol I don't care faggot, it tastes good"
Anonymous United States No.22868349 >>22868356
>>22868341
>Oops!!!! Not politics!!!
this. I reported it and nothing has happened meanwhile I was banned for posting something about education
Anonymous United States No.22868350
>>22868339
I prefer PizzaThot, Tips and Boss all day.
Anonymous United States No.22868351
>>22868329
Come to Arlington Heights and say that, Jennifer
Anonymous United States No.22868352
>>22868312
We will be sending B2 Bombers to Sweden soon.
Anonymous Unknown No.22868353 >>22868362 >>22868366 >>22868367
>>22868303 (OP)
first off, american pizza isn't pizza anywhere in italy, it just slop. chicago deep dish was invented by a mutt texan who moved to chicago in the 1940s. ironically chicago deep dish is similar to torta salata pomodorini, which isn't pizza.
Anonymous United States No.22868354
>>22868346
>only THREE things come from Oklahoma
Anonymous Latvia No.22868355
>>22868303 (OP)
I don't know why americans say pizza and italian when there's none of either in their country.
Anonymous United States No.22868356
>>22868349
>Announcing your report
Well you're gonna get banned again retard
Anonymous United States No.22868357
>>22868303 (OP)
pizza is so much fun
Anonymous United States No.22868358 >>22868361 >>22868370
>>22868346
Fuck, that looks really good.
Anonymous Latvia No.22868359
>>22868306
What is a jew?
Oh, it turns out these so called "jews" are actually a bunch of russian and arab larpers.
Anonymous United States No.22868360
>>22868303 (OP)
*begins devolution*

>So a bunch of people liked the idea of pie vs cake..and a bunch of other people were gay and liked drugs.
Anonymous Latvia No.22868361 >>22868380
>>22868358
That looks really mid
Anonymous Israel No.22868362 >>22868368 >>22868369 >>22868375
>>22868353
>pizza anywhere in italy
Pizza in Italy wasn't that great tho.
Anonymous Unknown No.22868363
>>22868303 (OP)
American food in general is not food.
It's dog shit.
Anonymous United States No.22868364
Artichokes on pizza is the goodest shit I ever ate
Anonymous United States No.22868365
>>22868303 (OP)
true
Anonymous United States No.22868366
>>22868353
You sound like an angry homosexual who's frustrated they can't come out of the closet.
We're all your frens here, you can be openly gay
Anonymous United States No.22868367
>>22868353
Americans invented and perfected pizza so I don't see what some filthy wops have to do with it
Italian pizza is faggot shit
Anonymous Unknown No.22868368 >>22868384
>>22868362
didn't ask, you matzo ball eating kike.
Anonymous United States No.22868369 >>22868372
>>22868362
Fuck off kike
Anonymous United States No.22868370
>>22868358
Best pizza in town.
The Detroit born pepperoni pizza is sinful.
Anonymous Canada No.22868371
>>22868347
>>Pizza with no cheese
cheese under the tomato
Anonymous Israel No.22868372 >>22868374
>>22868369
You never left east st Louis haven't you?
Anonymous France No.22868373 >>22868379
>>22868344
>I feel like pineapple + curry (chicken or beef) could possibly work.
with melted cheese? *pukes*
Anonymous United States No.22868374 >>22868376
>>22868372
*ahem*
I said, "fuck off kike"
Anonymous United States No.22868375 >>22868377 >>22868378
>>22868362
"Authentic" Italian anything really isn't that good
Anonymous Israel No.22868376
>>22868374
die mutt (for israel)
Anonymous United States No.22868377 >>22868378
>>22868375
Reminder that tomatoes are from America and Italian food would be bullshit without us
Anonymous Israel No.22868378
>>22868375
>>22868377
Italian food is just dough smeared to shit with tomatoes, it's not bad but just really repetitive.
Anonymous United States No.22868379
>>22868373
would have to be Japanese curry instead of indian.
Anonymous United States No.22868380
>>22868361
Being visually appealing is for fags. I am a fat genius and your underweight kind would never achieve enlightenment of the senses. My taste is so powerful it works thru screens.
Anonymous United States No.22868381
>>22868303 (OP)
I dont eat $30 pizzas. Im in the price range of being stuffed from eating filet mignon or a fantastic prime grade ribeye. The same reason I dont eat a great deal of salmon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22868382 >>22868383
How does this work? Is the base really thick, or is it a regular thickness but just deep? If it was deep and had regular toppings but just loads of them I suppose it would be quite satisfying if drunk or hungover but if it’s just loads of bread then it sounds awful
Anonymous United States No.22868383 >>22868385
>>22868382
That's cheese under the sauce.
Anonymous United States No.22868384
>>22868368
Name my band
9in Nose
Anonymous United States No.22868385
>>22868383
So just eating a bowl of melted cheese with some bread at the bottom.
Anonymous (ID: N2NCUM9T) United States No.22868596
>>22868325
Giordano's over any of your slop
Anonymous (ID: BFtEN4mJ) Australia No.22870307
>>22868303 (OP)
More of a true Pizza than the bread rolls with sauce and cheese they sell in Italy
Anonymous (ID: h9TwtkxT) United States No.22870429
>>22868317
I agree best pizza out there
Anonymous (ID: h9TwtkxT) United States No.22870433
>>22868329
Damn it’s been a while since I been to Chicago, I’ll have to go there when I get back up there, I went to the one downtown years ago.
Anonymous (ID: rPVgl9Ww) United States No.22870439
>>22868303 (OP)
>This shit is not pizza