Thread 22868303 - /bant/ [Archived: 770 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 7:58:28 PM No.22868303
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This shit is not pizza
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Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 7:59:32 PM No.22868304
Chicago is a third world country
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/26/2025, 7:59:41 PM No.22868305
tomato pie?
Replies: >>22868311 >>22868347
Anonymous Israel
6/26/2025, 8:00:06 PM No.22868306
gay
gay
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>>22868303 (OP)
What is a pizza?
Replies: >>22868359
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:00:12 PM No.22868307
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>>22868303 (OP)
Except it is.
Even the capture knows
Replies: >>22868311 >>22868315
Anonymous Finland
6/26/2025, 8:00:55 PM No.22868308
>>22868303 (OP)
Its still quite tasty tho
Anonymous Estonia
6/26/2025, 8:00:59 PM No.22868309
>>22868303 (OP)
Looks like good za to me
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:01:03 PM No.22868310
>>22868303 (OP)
It's fucking delicious. Gino's East is the best deep dish
Replies: >>22868325
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:01:04 PM No.22868311
>>22868305
Yes, and the tomatoes are often not fully pureed
>>22868307
It's a tomato based pie
Anonymous Canada
6/26/2025, 8:01:29 PM No.22868312
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>>22868303 (OP)
You think that's bad look at Sweden's pizza
Replies: >>22868332 >>22868338 >>22868344 >>22868352
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:01:31 PM No.22868313
>>22868303 (OP)
More like a casserole.
Anonymous Unknown
6/26/2025, 8:01:45 PM No.22868314
>>22868303 (OP)
it's tarte flambรฉe. the middle east also has their on version of pizza without cheese
Replies: >>22868320
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:01:46 PM No.22868315
>>22868307
Captcha
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:03 PM No.22868316
>>22868303 (OP)
why not?
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:10 PM No.22868317
Detroit_Born
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>>22868303 (OP)
Detroit style is better than that thing in the OP.
Replies: >>22868333 >>22870429
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:13 PM No.22868318
>>22868303 (OP)
You fucked it up. What you meant was
>this pizza is not shit
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:26 PM No.22868319
>>22868303 (OP)
thanks for the update rabbi portnoy
Replies: >>22868336
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:30 PM No.22868320
>>22868314
This pizza has lots of cheese, it's just under the sauce
Replies: >>22868335
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:42 PM No.22868321
>>22868303 (OP)
Io
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:50 PM No.22868322
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>>22868303 (OP)
You are correct. It's a tomato pie.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:52 PM No.22868323
>>22868303 (OP)
Well it looks really good. What would you call it, OP?
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:52 PM No.22868324
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Replies: >>22868330
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:02:58 PM No.22868325
>>22868310
Lou Manalti > Gina the tranny Gino's
Replies: >>22868329 >>22868596
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:03:06 PM No.22868326
>>22868303 (OP)
Damn now I might go get some Giordanos
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:03:27 PM No.22868327
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/26/2025, 8:03:36 PM No.22868328
>>22868303 (OP)
you're right, a pizza needs to have pineapple on it
Replies: >>22868334
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:03:53 PM No.22868329
>>22868325
Lou Malnatis is the most overrated IMO
Replies: >>22868351 >>22870433
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:03:56 PM No.22868330
>>22868324
I want that right now!
Replies: >>22868346
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:04:16 PM No.22868331
o (4)
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Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:04:28 PM No.22868332
>>22868312
>Sweden, yes!
Anonymous Finland
6/26/2025, 8:04:40 PM No.22868333
>>22868317
>Detroit style
Stolen by a nigger?
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:04:43 PM No.22868334
>>22868328
A bong being a true connoisseur?
Anonymous Unknown
6/26/2025, 8:04:57 PM No.22868335
>>22868320
if it has mozarella cheese, tomato sauce and basil then it can be classified as pizza
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Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:05:08 PM No.22868336
>>22868319
>Oy vey youโ€™ll be hearin from my lawya!!
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:05:26 PM No.22868337
unnamed (1)
unnamed (1)
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>>22868303 (OP)
This and an Old Style and a shot of Malort
Anonymous Poland
6/26/2025, 8:05:26 PM No.22868338
>>22868312
somebody tell iran to nuke sweden first
Anonymous Mexico
6/26/2025, 8:05:46 PM No.22868339
>>22868303 (OP)
dont eat the fucking thing if you dont want... imagine being a pizza fag
Replies: >>22868350
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:06:07 PM No.22868340
>>22868335
And classified in the "fruits and vegetables" category in American schools.
SAGE United States
6/26/2025, 8:06:14 PM No.22868341
Oops!!!! Not politics!!! xD
Replies: >>22868349
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/26/2025, 8:06:28 PM No.22868342
>>22868335
fucking newfag
Anonymous Denmark
6/26/2025, 8:06:38 PM No.22868343
>>22868303 (OP)
Anyone else get the ick when someone calls a pizza a pie? that one is a pie though and not a pizza.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:07:11 PM No.22868344
>>22868312
I feel like pineapple + curry (chicken or beef) could possibly work. Surprisingly pineapple adds a nice tart taste that compliments salty and savory foods nicely I've found, especially if you char it. But banana? What the fuck is their problem?
Replies: >>22868373
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:07:18 PM No.22868345
>>22868335
Then I can call a cheese stuffed bread stick pizza after I dip it in tomato sauce
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:07:23 PM No.22868346
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>>22868330
https://rendezvouspizza.com/
Replies: >>22868354 >>22868358
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:07:55 PM No.22868347
>>22868305
It's unironically the most depressing food ever made
>Pizza with no cheese
>Also served cold
If it was hot I could see it being kind if good at least
Replies: >>22868371
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:08:02 PM No.22868348
>>22868303 (OP)
The virgin screeches "it's not pizza! It's a casserole!"

The chad says "lol I don't care faggot, it tastes good"
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:08:27 PM No.22868349
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>>22868341
>Oops!!!! Not politics!!!
this. I reported it and nothing has happened meanwhile I was banned for posting something about education
Replies: >>22868356
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:08:39 PM No.22868350
>>22868339
I prefer PizzaThot, Tips and Boss all day.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:08:46 PM No.22868351
>>22868329
Come to Arlington Heights and say that, Jennifer
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:09:00 PM No.22868352
>>22868312
We will be sending B2 Bombers to Sweden soon.
Anonymous Unknown
6/26/2025, 8:09:21 PM No.22868353
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>>22868303 (OP)
first off, american pizza isn't pizza anywhere in italy, it just slop. chicago deep dish was invented by a mutt texan who moved to chicago in the 1940s. ironically chicago deep dish is similar to torta salata pomodorini, which isn't pizza.
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Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:09:23 PM No.22868354
>>22868346
>only THREE things come from Oklahoma
Anonymous Latvia
6/26/2025, 8:09:29 PM No.22868355
>>22868303 (OP)
I don't know why americans say pizza and italian when there's none of either in their country.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:10:03 PM No.22868356
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>>22868349
>Announcing your report
Well you're gonna get banned again retard
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:10:09 PM No.22868357
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>>22868303 (OP)
pizza is so much fun
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:10:20 PM No.22868358
>>22868346
Fuck, that looks really good.
Replies: >>22868361 >>22868370
Anonymous Latvia
6/26/2025, 8:10:34 PM No.22868359
>>22868306
What is a jew?
Oh, it turns out these so called "jews" are actually a bunch of russian and arab larpers.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:11:14 PM No.22868360
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>>22868303 (OP)
*begins devolution*

>So a bunch of people liked the idea of pie vs cake..and a bunch of other people were gay and liked drugs.
Anonymous Latvia
6/26/2025, 8:11:22 PM No.22868361
>>22868358
That looks really mid
Replies: >>22868380
Anonymous Israel
6/26/2025, 8:11:35 PM No.22868362
>>22868353
>pizza anywhere in italy
Pizza in Italy wasn't that great tho.
Replies: >>22868368 >>22868369 >>22868375
Anonymous Unknown
6/26/2025, 8:11:38 PM No.22868363
>>22868303 (OP)
American food in general is not food.
It's dog shit.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:11:41 PM No.22868364
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Artichokes on pizza is the goodest shit I ever ate
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:11:52 PM No.22868365
>>22868303 (OP)
true
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:12:46 PM No.22868366
>>22868353
You sound like an angry homosexual who's frustrated they can't come out of the closet.
We're all your frens here, you can be openly gay
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:12:57 PM No.22868367
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>>22868353
Americans invented and perfected pizza so I don't see what some filthy wops have to do with it
Italian pizza is faggot shit
Anonymous Unknown
6/26/2025, 8:13:31 PM No.22868368
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>>22868362
didn't ask, you matzo ball eating kike.
Replies: >>22868384
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:13:45 PM No.22868369
>>22868362
Fuck off kike
Replies: >>22868372
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:15:34 PM No.22868370
>>22868358
Best pizza in town.
The Detroit born pepperoni pizza is sinful.
Anonymous Canada
6/26/2025, 8:15:35 PM No.22868371
>>22868347
>>Pizza with no cheese
cheese under the tomato
Anonymous Israel
6/26/2025, 8:15:51 PM No.22868372
>>22868369
You never left east st Louis haven't you?
Replies: >>22868374
Anonymous France
6/26/2025, 8:16:09 PM No.22868373
>>22868344
>I feel like pineapple + curry (chicken or beef) could possibly work.
with melted cheese? *pukes*
Replies: >>22868379
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:17:31 PM No.22868374
>>22868372
*ahem*
I said, "fuck off kike"
Replies: >>22868376
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:17:41 PM No.22868375
>>22868362
"Authentic" Italian anything really isn't that good
Replies: >>22868377 >>22868378
Anonymous Israel
6/26/2025, 8:18:23 PM No.22868376
>>22868374
die mutt (for israel)
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:20:18 PM No.22868377
>>22868375
Reminder that tomatoes are from America and Italian food would be bullshit without us
Replies: >>22868378
Anonymous Israel
6/26/2025, 8:22:20 PM No.22868378
>>22868375
>>22868377
Italian food is just dough smeared to shit with tomatoes, it's not bad but just really repetitive.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:23:09 PM No.22868379
>>22868373
would have to be Japanese curry instead of indian.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:25:36 PM No.22868380
>>22868361
Being visually appealing is for fags. I am a fat genius and your underweight kind would never achieve enlightenment of the senses. My taste is so powerful it works thru screens.
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:25:42 PM No.22868381
>>22868303 (OP)
I dont eat $30 pizzas. Im in the price range of being stuffed from eating filet mignon or a fantastic prime grade ribeye. The same reason I dont eat a great deal of salmon
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/26/2025, 8:26:05 PM No.22868382
How does this work? Is the base really thick, or is it a regular thickness but just deep? If it was deep and had regular toppings but just loads of them I suppose it would be quite satisfying if drunk or hungover but if itโ€™s just loads of bread then it sounds awful
Replies: >>22868383
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:26:54 PM No.22868383
>>22868382
That's cheese under the sauce.
Replies: >>22868385
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:27:28 PM No.22868384
>>22868368
Name my band
9in Nose
Anonymous United States
6/26/2025, 8:28:41 PM No.22868385
>>22868383
So just eating a bowl of melted cheese with some bread at the bottom.
Anonymous ID: N2NCUM9TUnited States
6/26/2025, 8:33:51 PM No.22868596
>>22868325
Giordano's over any of your slop
Anonymous ID: BFtEN4mJAustralia
6/27/2025, 3:58:53 AM No.22870307
>>22868303 (OP)
More of a true Pizza than the bread rolls with sauce and cheese they sell in Italy
Anonymous ID: h9TwtkxTUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:57:17 AM No.22870429
>>22868317
I agree best pizza out there
Anonymous ID: h9TwtkxTUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:59:16 AM No.22870433
>>22868329
Damn itโ€™s been a while since I been to Chicago, Iโ€™ll have to go there when I get back up there, I went to the one downtown years ago.
Anonymous ID: rPVgl9WwUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:01:36 AM No.22870439
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>>22868303 (OP)
>This shit is not pizza