Thread 22869561 - /bant/ [Archived: 777 hours ago]

Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:06:13 AM No.22869561
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YOU DUMB FAGGOTS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND IT SEE GRAPHIC:

C IS ALWAYS NO-GOAT IN ALL BRANCHES (3).

IN EACH OF THE (3) BRANCHES, ALWAYS-SWITCH IS ON TOP AND NEVER-SWITCH IS ON THE BOTTOM.

COUNT UP THE Ws AND Ls FOR EACH.

Stupid fucking faggots. Utter christ worshiping drooling retards. Fuck you, I hate all of you and I grew up on /pol/ since /new/.
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:08:36 AM No.22869562
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OP here.

In reference to this thread: >>508818661

You guys fucking kill me.
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:11:58 AM No.22869563
I gave you faggots the answer here: >>508825762 and one of you retards even argued against me. Give me my 4chan Gold faggots!
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:13:20 AM No.22869564
>>22869563
Excuse me that was a correction samefag. Here actually: >>508825632
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:14:34 AM No.22869565
>>22869561 (OP)
fuk you buddy
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:15:49 AM No.22869566
meds now
meds now
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:16:06 AM No.22869567
>>22869565
What did you say to me you dumb gorilla?
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:16:46 AM No.22869568
>>22869561 (OP)
nice pen. anyways, kill yourself /new/fag.
Anonymous Australia
6/27/2025, 1:16:56 AM No.22869569
>>22869561 (OP)
>memeflag
>effortposting a solutions to a midwit brain trap
take your meds chaim
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:17:44 AM No.22869570
>>22869567
you goddamn always switching motherfucker
Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:17:48 AM No.22869571
>>22869569
Fuck you. /pol/ dies with no effort posts.
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:18:04 AM No.22869572
Time to take your meds schizo
Time to take your meds schizo
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>>22869561 (OP)
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:18:22 AM No.22869573
Hey guise whats going on in this thread? Niggers tongue my anus. Carry on.
Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:18:45 AM No.22869574
>>22869572
Brb, toking bowl.
Anonymous Germany
6/27/2025, 1:19:46 AM No.22869575
deepChin
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deepchink made test
https://pastebin.com/F6n1Rr1p
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Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:21:13 AM No.22869576
>>22869575
whoa i kneel
Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:21:45 AM No.22869577
>>22869575
See? I just had to *THINK* about it to get it. You faggots ITT could have run Monte Carlo simulations to discover the same thing and you couldn't be arsed to.

You were wrong about Monty Hall, fags, and you're wrong about KRUST IS KANG zlolzl.
anonymuss United States
6/27/2025, 1:21:51 AM No.22869578
lol.
imagine believing voting is real.
imagine believing in a political solution.
what a tool. what an utter buffoon.
a puppet to a puppet to a puppet.
the hubris of it, the hubris. the hubris of it.
Anonymous Germany
6/27/2025, 1:21:55 AM No.22869579
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>>22869561 (OP)
>1/3 - 2/3
Thank you anon, you restore my faith in humanity. Never stop effort posting.
Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:22:25 AM No.22869580
I AM EUPHORIC
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:22:26 AM No.22869581
>>22869561 (OP)
please never have children
Anonymous Poland
6/27/2025, 1:22:38 AM No.22869582
>>22869561 (OP)
>pretentious fountain pen
>pretentious calculator
why didn't you casually leave your gun, your Cartier watch and your pipe in the picture?
you self-fellating faggot
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:23:52 AM No.22869583
>>22869582
Aww poor (>checks flag) poooolander lol. Dixon Ticonderoga are luxuries to you guys lol.
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Anonymous Poland
6/27/2025, 1:25:05 AM No.22869584
>>22869583
> luxuries to you guys lol.
your mom was cheap tho
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:25:39 AM No.22869585
>>22869584
>the sound of losing
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Anonymous Netherlands
6/27/2025, 1:25:57 AM No.22869586
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>>22869561 (OP)
Anonymous Poland
6/27/2025, 1:26:21 AM No.22869587
>>22869585
the sound you hear is my fart in your general direction
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:27:19 AM No.22869588
>>22869587
Whew that was a real stinker. Got any other nuggets to serve body-warm?
Anonymous Canada
6/27/2025, 1:27:42 AM No.22869589
>>22869561 (OP)
In vos Savant's book The Power of Logical Thinking,[22] cognitive psychologist Massimo Piattelli-Palmarini writes: "No other statistical puzzle comes so close to fooling all the people all the time [and] even Nobel physicists systematically give the wrong answer, and that they insist on it, and they are ready to berate in print those who propose the right answer". Pigeons repeatedly exposed to the problem show that they rapidly learn to always switch, unlike humans.[23]
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Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:29:11 AM No.22869590
>>22869589
I am not surprised.

I am convinced more than ever democracy was a mistake.
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:29:12 AM No.22869591
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>>22869561 (OP)
What is that some stupid baseline wiring diagram sparkie? I dont care about that fucking shit. They beat you assholes to death in the classroom and go be a tree trimmer or do lighting
Anonymous United States
6/27/2025, 1:29:27 AM No.22869592
>>22869562
The answer is best explained as such: You have 3 doors, and your 2/3rds likely to lose, so you pick the losing door, and then the show host gives you another losing door, then you switch.
Anonymous Unknown
6/27/2025, 1:35:22 AM No.22869593
Being able to think through this problem is how portfolio and risk managers make big money.
Anonymous Norway
6/27/2025, 1:47:01 AM No.22869594
>>22869561 (OP)
The dumb thing about this is that there are two completely different scenarios when you can see the doors or not.
1/3 a the first one, and as you see when switching, you have a 50% chance of switching to the right one, so switching would be the same as staying. The act of staying or switching doesn't change the probability, the act of knowing what is behind the doors do.
They also always assume that the door opened is a dud, which interferes with the fundamental mechanics of the scenario.
If you think about it, the scenario is the same if you start with 2 doors
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Anonymous Germany
6/27/2025, 1:51:21 AM No.22869595
>>22869562
I take the goat, and since I own it I sell it (for 15 minutes)to every fucking Muslim in the audience (so... All) including op for the 2x of the first price of game. In the end I sell it to the next kebab man who thankfully hands me a lot of cash too - cause Muslims are gay as fuck and the goat is full of cum. So it's worth a billion dollars.

After then..? I wait for the next "swiss" OP to tell him about this trick the society don't want you to know.
Anonymous Canada
6/27/2025, 1:54:34 AM No.22869596
The first choice is not 1/3 though. It is 1/2.
One of the doors you didn't choose will always be a goat. There is no 3rd choice.

It is manipulation and showbiz. It has nothing to do with math.
Anonymous ID: 4o9WFDjWCanada
6/27/2025, 2:27:21 AM No.22869797
>>22869594
Walk through my decision tree.
Count the paths to the W or L.
First branching is picking 1 of 3 doors.
Second branching is strategy selection.
Top of second branch is Switch, bottom Stay.
Count the Ws and Ls.

Fucking idiot.
Anonymous ID: ixY3kNNKUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:29:42 AM No.22869802
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i picture everyone in this thread and OP as a bunch of doom 1 cacodemons arguing with each other
or maybe imps
Anonymous ID: ixY3kNNKUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:30:27 AM No.22869805
goats and 333 and "fuck christ worshipers"
i dunno what hte hell you people think you're spending time on but i don't buy it
Anonymous ID: ixY3kNNKUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:31:37 AM No.22869807
>>22869561 (OP)
those are some quality instruments and paper, though, i must admit
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Anonymous ID: 4o9WFDjWCanada
6/27/2025, 2:44:17 AM No.22869835
>>22869807
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I am not paid to shill SwissMicros, meaning I am doing it for free. I only shill freely that which I stand on myself. My only selfish interest is ensuring these guys stay around a while longer so I can afford to buy more of their excellent machines!!!
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Anonymous ID: ixY3kNNKUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:47:42 AM No.22869844
>>22869835
:)